May 14, 2026 from Peter's Path Ascension Day Happy Ascension Day to all of you. And when he had spoken these things, while they beheld, he was taken up; and a cloud received him out of their sight. - Acts 1:9 Let us remember what this day tru...
May 14, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Deficit… Of Manners Read A Deficit… Of Manners Coworker: *She takes my notes and reads them.* "Oh. You think you have ADHD." Me: "Maybe." Coworker: "Did TikTok tell you that?" Read A Deficit… Of Manners
May 14, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Sole Responsibility Read A Sole Responsibility I point out a wall-mounted mirror about a meter to the left. Customer: "Is there a closer mirror?" Me: "No." Customer: "Can you bring that mirror closer?" Read A Sole Res...
May 14, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Punchline Prevention Protocol Read Punchline Prevention Protocol Daughter: "I'm hungry." The man starts to open his mouth to reply when the daughter hastily adds: Daughter: "And don't call me hungry!" Read Punchline Prevention ...
May 14, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Arguing To The Moon And Back Read Arguing To The Moon And Back My grandfather is having a friendly argument with his friend. They're trying to figure out who is older, not by actual age, but through the old-fashioned things th...
May 14, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A New Kind Of Printer Error Read A New Kind Of Printer Error Customer: "These printers are wireless?" Me: "Yes, but that means they can connect to the WIFI and receive print jobs wirelessly from computers on the same WIFI net...
May 14, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I was an architecture major at GA Tech my first few years in college (early 1990’s). My junior year, I was living off-campus in a house with 4 other girls, and I was taking an interior design ...
May 14, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Route 51 Read Route 51 I'm a school bus driver. Today, an eight-year-old sitting near the front wanted to play Twenty Questions. I do this sometimes with the students: we take turns thinking of animals, and...
May 14, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I’m a health advisor for the NHS’ non-emergency line, 111. After confirming there isn’t a current emergency: Caller: Apparently I made a a bunch of calls to an NHS number yesterday afternoon. ...
May 14, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Does Not (Day)Care About Anyone Else Read Does Not (Day)Care About Anyone Else Customer: "—Don't you work here? I'm a paying customer, and you need my business!" Me: "No, I don't work here, but that wouldn't matter. This is a clothes ...
May 14, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read There’s a guy who works in my building, I’d never actually met him or had anything to do with him, I just saw him in the corridors occasionally. We didn’t even have a nod-and-smile type acquai...
May 14, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read [At the summer church camp I attended as a pre-teen, the director wanted to make sure everyone kept their cabins relatively clean. He conducted daily inspections in the mornings during our rel...
May 14, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Intolerant Behavior Read Intolerant Behavior Customer: "But I'm lactose intolerant." Me: "We still have oat milk and almond milk." Customer: "No. I hate those." Me: "Well, we don't have soy milk, so what can you do?" ...
May 14, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read *Recieves a call from a special education teacher* *fake names!!* Kathy: I need access to building number 420 right now to enter data. Me (Tech support): Unfortunately, we do need either the b...
May 14, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I’m Hispanic and In Texas, I look more at home on a construction site than an academic campus, so yeah a lot of stories. Waiting for the elevator in the morning going to work was an Indian guy...
May 14, 2026 from Stranger Than Usual LMAA LMAA („Lokale Märkte. Alternative Anbieter“) listet online-shops auf, die nicht zu den großen Anbietern gehören.
May 14, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com When Things Are Looking Up And Down At The Same Time Read When Things Are Looking Up And Down At The Same Time Customer: "I need to go to the billing department. Where is the first floor?" Me: "You can use the stairs here or take that elevator over t...
May 14, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Cobra Cry Read Cobra Cry My coworker and I are big movie buffs and usually take pride in being able to help customers find obscure movies or discover new favorites. We try to only help when asked, though, as...
May 14, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Latte Problems With This Read A Latte Problems With This Regular's Mom: "Uhm, I️ ordered a latte. This has coffee in it." Me: "Yes, ma’am, that’s a [whatever the particulars of her order were] latte." Regular's Mom: *Conde...
May 14, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com When The Thingamajig Meets The Whatchamacallit Read When The Thingamajig Meets The Whatchamacallit Colleague: "[My Name], any update on the thing?" Me: "What thing?" Colleague: "The thing, about the thing." Read When The Thingamajig Meets The W...
