Mar 15, 2026 from BIX dot BLOG Oh, Well, Whatever, Never Mind So, the funny thing is that I really did want to blog for the 25th anniversary of Firefly next year because it was my home fandom for a decade, but now that there’s a new project I think I’m alread...
Mar 15, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com I Will (Week)End You Read I Will (Week)End You Me: "I’m a young single mum, I’ll do every other Saturday, but I’m not going to be available every single Saturday." Manager: "You will be available." Read I Will (Week)En...
Mar 15, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com They’ve Been (Bio)Wasted Read They’ve Been (Bio)Wasted Customer: "Don't leave the register! It's slow enough as it is and I'm f****** hungry!" Me: "Sir, I understand much better than you what it's like to be hungry since I...
Mar 15, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com IDing The Bully Read IDing The Bully Customer: "Why do I have to deal with the special cashier?! Go get someone normal whose brain isn't halfway to being a vegetable!" Read IDing The Bully
Mar 15, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Brief Life of Boxers Read The Brief Life of Boxers I work for a company that sells primarily (not cheap) underwear. Email From Customer: "I want a refund on my boy's underwear! They ripped! These are too expensive to o...
Mar 15, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com When The Dad Jokes Just Flow Read When The Dad Jokes Just Flow My dad has been sober from alcohol for over thirty years. He can be around it without getting a compulsion to drink, but he still can’t have “just one sip”. Due to...
Mar 15, 2026 from Matthew Brunelle's Blog Griffin McElroy On Writing His CYOA Book The Stowaway I got to see Griffin at his only event about his new book The Stowaway where he did a live reading and gave advice on writing a CYOA book.
Mar 15, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Pasta La Vista, Baby Read Pasta La Vista, Baby Roommate: "Why does this always happen? My pasta is mush!" Me: "Wait, you're still boiling it?! Didn't you start cooking it over an hour ago?" Roommate: "Yeah, but the wat...
Mar 15, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Trash Back Guarantee Read Trash Back Guarantee I'm a cart pusher at a large grocery store. I'm sweeping the sidewalk by the entrance to the store when I see a woman drive her car onto the sidewalk by the door, very clo...
Mar 15, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read Let’s say my MIL’s name is Jennifer Smith. My husband and I bought a house that (MIL) used to rent out but wanted to sell because no one was interested in renting. A few weeks after moving in,...
Mar 15, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com You Ruined His Designs Read You Ruined His Designs We knew [Student #2] from classes we attended together; he seemed a bit of an oddball (sort of a Sheldon Cooper way before Sheldon Cooper was a thing), but not disruptiv...
Mar 15, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read [My paternal grandparents were Russian immigrants, and only spoke Russian when my dad was young. He didn’t learn English until he was school age. My siblings and I never learned Russian, only ...
Mar 15, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read Following a recent hurricane, our local area was impacted with power outages and some limited damage. Client day after the hurricane: It’s like sales just flew away the past two days. Any thou...
Mar 15, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read This coffee shop has seen more of my life than my own apartment. It’s small, cozy, with that dim lighting that makes everyone look ten years younger, which is why I keep coming back. Plus, the...
Mar 15, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read On the Saturday before this story takes place, our factory had an open house for employee’s families. In front of the paint department (which is across from my department) — there were a few s...
Mar 15, 2026 from The Autodidacts Bothering to understand First it makes you slow, then it makes you fast (maybe)
Mar 15, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I’m visiting my parents for a few days. We’ve had our afternoon coffee and Dad turns on the tv to watch the tennis match (we’re very much a “everyone doing their own thing in the same room is ...
Mar 14, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Self-Check Yourself Before You Securely Wreck Yourself Read Self-Check Yourself Before You Securely Wreck Yourself The swearing I could tolerate. The bad attitude I could tolerate. Calling me an ableist slur? Nope, not happening. I literally dropped th...
Mar 14, 2026 from BIX dot BLOG Who’s On Your Crew? Someday all of the posts to Once We Were Browncoats will get imported here as part of the ongoing blog restoration project to have all of my blogging over the years in one place. For now, though, I...
Mar 14, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Express Yourself At The Express Checkout, Part 3 Read Express Yourself At The Express Checkout, Part 3 Customer: "Can't you go any faster?!" Me: *Talking as slow as an Ent.* "No, sir, I have to make sure I don't do more than fifteen per transacti...
