Apr 29, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com High Expectations On Tall Orders Read High Expectations On Tall Orders I'm doing some shopping when I get a tap on my shoulder. A man asks me for help getting a jacket from a higher-up rack. Me: "Oh, sorry, man, I don’t work here....
Apr 29, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I work at a small convenience store and being in the part of Honolulu that we are located you get used to seeing a lot of homeless individuals. There are, of course, those who cause problems b...
Apr 29, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Never Has Anyone Been Unable To Read The Room This Much Read Never Has Anyone Been Unable To Read The Room This Much We had one visitor a couple of weeks ago who looked around the library in awe and told me, "You know, this place could be so nice if it ...
Apr 29, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read (I’ve been grounded for the weekend. Mom is scolding me for looking for other random things to do which i am not forbidden to do.) Me: When life gives you lemons, make lemonade! Mom: *face tur...
Apr 29, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read When I started at my job, I was a floater: I had a certain minimum number of hours I could expect to work and a timeframe of when those hours could fall, but I didn’t always do the same job. I...
Apr 29, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Can’t Bill-ieve The Audacity Read Can’t Bill-ieve The Audacity Customer: "I want to claim on your device protection to get another one." Me: *Looking into his account.* "Sir, you can't claim. You haven't been paying your bill,...
Apr 29, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com It’s Called A Convenience Store Because It’s Convenient, Not Cheap Read It’s Called A Convenience Store Because It’s Convenient, Not Cheap Day Trip Customer: "It's cheaper at Walmart." Me: "I would expect so, it's Walmart." Day Trip Customer: "That's all you got t...
Apr 29, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Count Me In Read Count Me In A customer (with a loyalty card) comes into my checkout with a full cart and pays in cash. In fact, he pays in exact change. As I'm counting it out, I hear this exchange between hi...
Apr 29, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Hot Desking Read Hot Desking A coworker has been on a call with a user for almost half an hour, trying to figure out why her computer isn't powering up. Coworker: "And you're sure the outlet is working okay?" ...
Apr 29, 2026 from Noahie's Blog Storms I had a bit of a rocky morning, but this afternoon is turning out better. I had to take my mom to a doctor's appointment, and while I was waiting for her to finish up in the parking lot, it started...
Apr 28, 2026 from Stranger Than Usual Käsekuchenkarte Vom Käsekuchen zur Weltkarte in fünf Schritten.
Apr 28, 2026 from Previous Magazine Office Batteries: What to Know Before Buying Open the supply cupboard in most offices and you’ll probably find a drawer full of loose batteries. Some still work. Some definitely don’t. And a few have probably been sitting there for years beca...
Apr 28, 2026 from Peter's Path Paradise Lost by John Milton Why read the book? John Milton wrote Paradise Lost in 1667. It is one of the greatest epic poems in the English language. The poem tells how Satan and his fallen angels rebel against God and are ca...
Apr 28, 2026 from R74n Newsletter GenTown Update: Astronomy, Zoology, Onomatology! Residents can now discover neighboring planets, moons, plants, animals, and more!
Apr 28, 2026 from The New Leaf Journal NLJ Sixth Birthday Project Celebrating The New Leaf Journal's sixth birthday with the announcement of a new project which will have me share my internet writing wisdom throughout May 2026.
Apr 28, 2026 from Noahie's Blog Never Kill Yourself Never ever kill yourself, friend. What, you think I'm just going to rehash some stupid Xitter meme from like two years ago? Shut up, man. I've been thinking about the way the world is going. Who ev...
Apr 28, 2026 from Noahie's Blog Drunk Ramblings: The Underdog I'm at a bar right now, and this is the first time I've gotten drunk in ages. I'm sitting outside on the patio with folks shooting pool next to me, and it's a disgustingly humid Texas evening in sp...
Apr 27, 2026 from Jumbled Thoughts of a Fake Geek Boy Doctor Who: Big Fifth-ish, Part 9 Pin a fresh sprig of celery to your lapel, it’s time to check in with the Fifth Doctor’s audio adventures again! The Key 2 Time concept might have been a bit weak in its own right, but it did pione...
Apr 27, 2026 from Stranger Than Usual Rollenspielszenen: Summen Schleichen ist cool, also muss man ein Action-Thema summen, während man es tut, oder?
Apr 27, 2026 from Peter's Path Veluwe Wander Trail part 25 Hiked part 25/25 of the Veluwe Wander Trail, 20.2 kilometres from Hoenderloo to Schaarsbergen. The final stage of the Veluwe Wander Trail led from Hoenderloo through the heath and pine woods of De ...
