Mar 20, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Someone Failed Pie Charts At School Read Someone Failed Pie Charts At School Customers would come in all the time and ask what size a small/medium/large pizza was, to which my dad would point to the different-sized pans on the wall. ...
Mar 20, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Supersize The Rebellion! Read Supersize The Rebellion! Customer: "I want a Big Mac, medium fries, and medium Coke." Me: "Okay, that's £6.69, please." Customer: "No, that’s the price of the combo meal. I want them all separ...
Mar 20, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com That Boy Knew Exactly What He Was Doing… Read That Boy Knew Exactly What He Was Doing… Me: *Facing the customer who I assume is the 'mom' as she's been standing super close to the young boy all this time.* "Your total is [total]." Lady: "...
Mar 20, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Good Luck Baby-Proofing THAT Read Good Luck Baby-Proofing THAT Me: "[Husband], there is a giant spider on the sofa, can you have a look and see if it is safe or not?" Husband: "Oh, [My Name], it can't be that bad." It should b...
Mar 20, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Tale Of Two Stores Read A Tale Of Two Stores The customer starts to storm out, but then sees me beaming. Customer: "Why you making that goofy-a** grin?!" Read A Tale Of Two Stores
Mar 20, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Garlic Parmemom Read Garlic Parmemom What she's doing is stirring with a spatula, digging out bits of onion and sauce, licking the whole thing, then going back to stirring around for more sauce and onions. Read Ga...
Mar 20, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Probably Thought They Were In Westeros, Anyway Read Probably Thought They Were In Westeros, Anyway Me: "I'm surprised we don't have any more Americans in our group." Friend: "They'd only get lost anyway." Me: "Hey! I'm an American, and I get ar...
Mar 20, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Pole Position Read Pole Position Our gas station has some large, shiny silver pole that protects cars from running into gas pumps. I watch a customer pull up, whip her door open, and slam it against one of the p...
Mar 20, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read We ate at a fast food restaurant for lunch today. I was sitting at the table while my mom was in the bathroom when a guy stormed in yelling. He marched past me, and as he did so, paused in his...
Mar 20, 2026 from Jumbled Thoughts of a Fake Geek Boy Doctor Who: Big Finish, Bigger Scarf – The Fourth Doctor Audios, Part 1 The Companion Chronicles concept, which has a companion actor mostly narrating a story audiobook style with another actor in a “second voice” role to add aspects of audio drama to the production, w...
Mar 20, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Born To Be Mild Read Born To Be Mild Before I got into medical school, I was volunteering in the ER. I walked in one night, and a tech was scrubbing a guy with road rash down his arm, his body, and his leg. It loo...
Mar 20, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read My mom and I started noticing that one of our cats was looking a bit skinny while eating his notmal amount, so we decided to take him to the vet. When we get to our regular vet there’s an olde...
Mar 20, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read My in-laws have this mentality that everything one of the family members owns is community property unless specifically told that it is not. I had a car with a crappy battery that needed to be...
Mar 20, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Store Is Locked, Loaded, And Ready To Go! The Customer, Not So Much… Read The Store Is Locked, Loaded, And Ready To Go! The Customer, Not So Much… Customer: "Hi, your jewelry cases aren’t opening!" Me: "Hi! Yes, they’re designed that way." Customer: "Huh? But then h...
Mar 20, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read There’s a local food place I frequent for lunch. Recently, I have noticed that the servers started some sort of huddle whenever I come in and eventually one of them emerged from it to serve me...
Mar 20, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read My oldest two grandsons are cousins born 22 days apart. At the time of this incident they were thirteen, and good at it. One rainy day they were in my house while my wife and I were away, and ...
Mar 20, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com That’s Becoming A Wheel Problem Read That’s Becoming A Wheel Problem Me: "Hmm, brakes are snappy. The chain has zero rust and zero stretch. This bike is basically good as new." Then I look down. Me: "Oh! There's the issue. The ti...
Mar 20, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read In the US, at least, public opinion of government workers, both bureaucrats and elected officials, is generally negative. I’m writing to both reinforce and contradict the stereotype. A few yea...
Mar 20, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Customer Service At Face Value Read Customer Service At Face Value Boss: "She filled out a survey about her visit, using the code on her receipt. She gave us zero stars." Me: "Huh! What? Why?" Read Customer Service At Face Value
Mar 20, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Not The Brightest Of Ideas Read Not The Brightest Of Ideas Customer: "I need you guys to close early every night, because the light from your store is killing my plants. They need to know it's nighttime." Read Not The Bright...
