Feb 28, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Technical Reports Abhor A Vacuum Read Technical Reports Abhor A Vacuum IT Guy: "…Can you stop for a second?" Coworker: "It’s fine, I do this all the time." IT Guy: "Yeah. That’s the problem." Read Technical Reports Abhor A Vacuum
Feb 28, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com When The Scam Runs Cold Read When The Scam Runs Cold Customer: *Looking right at me, through the steam.* "I'm not paying. It's cold." Me: "Dude…" *I give him a 'seriously?' look.* Customer: "I don't want to pay for cold p...
Feb 28, 2026 from is this it? Melbourne Photography XIV If I told you I was trying to focus on the central leaf you may not believe me. Two rolls of black and white film and two ideas: shooting a lens wide open at f/1.4, and double exposures. Shooting t...
Feb 27, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Fish & Chips With A Side Of Guesswork Read Fish & Chips With A Side Of Guesswork Worker: "It'll be ready in [garbled] minutes." Me: "Sorry, was that 15 or 50? One-five or five-zero?" Worker: *Same garbled number.* Me: "Fifteen, one-fiv...
Feb 27, 2026 from The Autodidacts We don’t know until the end, and it’s never the end Judging a book by its content doesn’t work either
Feb 27, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Dealing With Some Customers Is A Laughing Matter Read Dealing With Some Customers Is A Laughing Matter Customer: "I said no talking!" Me: "We weren't talking to you, ma'am." Customer: "No talking among yourselves, either! You're all at work! You ...
Feb 27, 2026 from BIX dot BLOG The ‘Firefly’ Tease? Nathan Fillion continues to tease something on the Instagram page for the Once We Were Spacemen podcast he hosts with Alan Tudyk. Having once been for a long time the enthusiasm crusher in Firefly ...
Feb 27, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Take From My Tips I Take From Your Trips Read Take From My Tips I Take From Your Trips I got the tool, but didn't quite know how to use it. A coworker saw my predicament and offered to use the tool. I gave him the tool, and he unlocked it...
Feb 27, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Paying The Idiot Tax, Part 2 Read Paying The Idiot Tax, Part 2 Me: "Sir, would you like me to apply—" Customer: "—No, I don't want to apply, and don't bother trying to sign me up to it!" Me: "No, I meant—" Customer: "—I said w...
Feb 27, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Buzzkill Read Buzzkill Now, at this new store, the powers that be had the buzzer to call the warehouse placed in the office instead of at the registers. Managers put out a memo stating that employees are no...
Feb 27, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com When You’re Amply Qualified Read When You’re Amply Qualified Coworker: *Confused, looking at me.* "[My Name]… did you just lie to this customer?" Me: "I did not." Coworker: "Huh, that’s what I thought." *Turns back to the cus...
Feb 27, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Lobbying For Breakfast Read Lobbying For Breakfast Me: "I'm sorry to hear that." Guest: "…and?" Me: "And what, madam?" Guest: "You're sorry to hear that… aaaaaand?!" Read Lobbying For Breakfast
Feb 27, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Missing All The Signals Read Missing All The Signals Boss: "[Coworker], you can sign, right? Sign language?" Coworker: "Yup! Need me to sign for someone?" Boss: "Meeting in the boardroom. I need you for the guy the client...
Feb 27, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com This Song Has Bean Around Too Long Read This Song Has Bean Around Too Long I'm singing Old MacDonald which is a nursery rhyme with farm animals and their sounds. Me: "And on that farm he had a…" Husband: "Soybeans." Read This Song H...
Feb 27, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Trying To Decline Reality Read Trying To Decline Reality Caller: "I'm gonna sue you all!" Me: "Sorry, ma'am, what is your issue?" Caller: "My card got declined! You embarrassed me in front of my boss! I'm trying to get prom...
Feb 27, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com There’s A Sting In This Tale Read There’s A Sting In This Tale Mom: "Look, I know your husband is a police officer." Pause. Mom: "Yes, I know that [Dad] said, "f*** the police"." Read There’s A Sting In This Tale
Feb 27, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Living On Karma Street Read Living On Karma Street I was in the planning stages for acquiring a shed for my backyard. Although we had decided where to place it, I mentioned to my pain in the a** neighbor's son-in-law tha...
Feb 27, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com We Don’t Cover The Parking Lot Read We Don’t Cover The Parking Lot I work at a call center for a car insurance company. Caller: "I need you to find my car." Me: "Was it stolen?" Caller: "No, but it's in this big-a** parking lot,...
Feb 27, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I work in housekeeping at a fairly nice hotel. We offer mid-term stays for professionals who need a place to live for a couple of months but not a whole year. We’ve got a big name moderately f...
Feb 27, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Banana Drama, Part 11 Read Banana Drama, Part 11 Me: "[Teacher], they eat meat, fruit, and ants." She looked at me with a deathly glare. Teacher: "No! That's wrong! Everyone knows chimps eat bananas!" Read Banana Drama...
