Feb 26, 2026 from Refereeing and Reflection Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle o’ Borg! One of the signs that a tabletop RPG system has really made it once people start selling reskins of it. D&D hacks have been coming out almost as long as Dungeons & Dragons has; the Powered By the A...
Feb 26, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com You Can’t Power Steer Into A Powerful Parking Spot Read You Can’t Power Steer Into A Powerful Parking Spot Boss: "How dare you take that spot! It wasn’t yours!" Me: *Upset and confused.* "But I was next in line!" Boss: "That doesn’t matter! You don...
Feb 26, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Calling The Manager (Southern) Bell, Part 2 Read Calling The Manager (Southern) Bell, Part 2 Customer: "—I don't care! It's your job to have what I want, and I want it now!" Manager: "Y'all have not been through kindergarten, have y'all? Tha...
Feb 26, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Drive To Review Read The Drive To Review I was now convinced the dealership never had this specific car on the lot and that this was a 100% bait-and-switch gone wrong. The dealership was unwilling to sell me a sim...
Feb 26, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Installer: The Game Read Installer: The Game Me: "What happens after you've inserted disc one?" Caller: "I haven't done that yet?" Me: "Did the box not come with a manual?" Caller: "You mean this book thingy?" Read In...
Feb 26, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Don’t They Know That The Checkout Clerks Judge EVERY Customer?! Read Don’t They Know That The Checkout Clerks Judge EVERY Customer?! Manager: "She complained about you." Me: "Me?! What did I do?" Manager: "Apparently, you calling her over meant you already thou...
Feb 26, 2026 from Stranger Than Usual FLOSS-Walsturz Was passiert, wenn ein großes Freie-Software-Projekt stirbt.
Feb 26, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Your Boss Is Leaving You Between A Rock And A Hard Place Read Your Boss Is Leaving You Between A Rock And A Hard Place Me: "My kidney stone operation. They're going to remove my kidney stone, or break it down, or whatever." Boss: "Why would you eat a sto...
Feb 26, 2026 from Peter's Path Serious Cryptography by Jean-Philippe Aumasson Why read the book? Jean-Philippe Aumasson wrote Serious Cryptography. He holds a PhD in cryptography and works in the field. The book first came out in 2017. A second edition appeared in 2024 with ...
Feb 26, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Doing It In Your Head Is A Calculated Risk Read Doing It In Your Head Is A Calculated Risk Customer: "You work at a bank! You should be able to add them all in your head." Me: "Ma'am, your deposit consists of about twenty checks." Customer:...
Feb 26, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Dr. Mom, MD (Mostly Dubious) Read Dr. Mom, MD (Mostly Dubious) Mom: "You need to stop staying up so late! I bet that's why you've got a cold!" Me: "No, I don't have a cold; there are a lot of allergens in the air." Mom: "But i...
Feb 26, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Meat Me In The Meat Aisle Read Meat Me In The Meat Aisle Customer: "Can you believe this? Do you see this? This is crazy, completely crazy. There's no meat anywhere. Look at this. Vegan meatballs, vegan nuggets, vegan mince...
Feb 26, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com And That’s How The Scam-Cookie Crumbles, Part 2 Read And That’s How The Scam-Cookie Crumbles, Part 2 Customer: "Your chocolate chips have gone bad." I glance at the tray, then at the cookie in their hand. Me: "That’s a raisin cookie." Customer: ...
Feb 26, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read My dad told me a story taking place travelling around Europe. Unfortunately he can’t remember which. He was on the street next to a primary school celebrating its 30th aniversary and there wer...
Feb 26, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I would like to preface this by saying that my grandmother is usually a smart person, but at the point in time this takes place, she was dealing with health issues and was not in the best plac...
Feb 26, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I spent a brief period without the option of ignoring calls from unknown numbers. After that period ended, getting back into the habit of ignoring those calls took me a while, so I’d often ans...
Feb 26, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com When You Are Unable, Try Managerial Enable! Read When You Are Unable, Try Managerial Enable! Customer: "There’s no alcohol in it." Me: "I know, but in order for me to check them out, I need to know what your date of birth is." Customer: *Poi...
Feb 26, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I’m a college student living at home. Given that I’m a young woman who’s frequently out late, my parents gift me a set of alarm keychains that will emit a shrieking noise if a pin is pulled ou...
Feb 26, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Be Kind And Rewind That Attitude Read Be Kind And Rewind That Attitude A guy comes in with a VCR, a rather unusual unit as it's for European rather than US TV standards, and proceeds to detail to me how he thinks it's going to go,...
Feb 26, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read My husband and I were going out for a datenight and had decided that our daughter was old enough now to be trusted watching our son. This was the first time we left her in charge of her brothe...
