Feb 22, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Literally Handling Sausages, Mom! Read Literally Handling Sausages, Mom! Basically, my mom wishes I were a lesbian. Part of it comes from her suspecting I'm a lesbian because of ONE isolated incident. Read Literally Handling Sausag...
Feb 22, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Brain Is Not Activated Read The Brain Is Not Activated Friend: "My doctor told me I should try taking some deactivated charcoal for my tummy issues." Me: "You mean activated charcoal." Friend: "No, deactivated. I don't w...
Feb 22, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com There’s A Sting In This Tale, But No Twist Read There’s A Sting In This Tale, But No Twist Me: "How has your day been so far?" Customer: "Wonderful!" Me: "That's good news." Customer: "Yeah, I got stung by a bee and found out I am not aller...
Feb 22, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I work in a public library. The other day, I was helping a borrower discharge her husband’s books. Me: Okay, your books are all done, but it looks like you’ve got some outstanding finance here...
Feb 22, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read [in my Algebra I class, my teacher is also the school’s basketball coach. One day in class, I ask him a question:] Me: Mr. S, what is two times the quantity 2q plus 3q? [Mr. S writes the probl...
Feb 22, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I’ve joined my parents, sister, and nephews on a vacation. Our first night there, we went to a Japanese restaurant. There were a bunch of Japanese lamps decorating the ceiling. Now I know this...
Feb 22, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I’m taking an intro-level art class on the fundamentals of drawing. Our professor is a laid-back middle-aged guy who is great but extremely weird. For the first couple of weeks, we essentially...
Feb 22, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I work in security. I’m on pretty good terms with everyone who works in the building, it’s not actually a very large team and I’m the only day-shift security guard. Anyway, I’m sitting at my s...
Feb 22, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I am the editor of a small but long-established Christian magazine (we date back to the 1870s). As such I receive complimentary copies of other magazines, and have some contacts with other edi...
Feb 22, 2026 from The Autodidacts The Evening Writing Effect Time for some night-owl counter-propaganda
Feb 22, 2026 from BIX dot BLOG The Font Of Wisdom In my (coming up on) twenty-six years of blogging, I’ve had some site designs you’d have been right to call “aggressively unreadable”. Just take a look at this design used on furiousnads.com in the...
Feb 22, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Don’t Throw Rainbow Cats In Glass Houses Read Don’t Throw Rainbow Cats In Glass Houses Owner: "Come on [Regular's Name]. It's just a cartoon cat." Regular: "And it's trying to be cute while portraying immoral values, and I will not—" Owne...
Feb 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Hungry For The Past Read Hungry For The Past Customer: "Can I get [Burger]?" Me: "Uh, I don't think I know that one. What's on it?" Customer: "Are you new? You should know what's on it! You have a coupon for it!" Read...
Feb 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Maybe They Were Dust Bunnies? Read Maybe They Were Dust Bunnies? Boss: "You got this ticket to repair this computer?" Me: "Clean it. The customer wanted it dusted out." Boss: "You returned it uncleaned?" Read Maybe They Were Du...
Feb 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com When You’re A PHENOMENON Read When You’re A PHENOMENON Regular: "Wow! Who was that?!" Me: "My boyfriend's ex." Regular: "Your boyfriend was with her… before he was with you?!" Read When You’re A PHENOMENON
Feb 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Stay Mild, But You’re Not Getting A Mild Read Stay Mild, But You’re Not Getting A Mild Me: "I'm sorry, sir. Because you're buying this for someone else, I can't sell it to you." Customer: "I'm not buying it for someone else." Me: "I could...
Feb 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Maybe If You Blend It? Read Maybe If You Blend It? Me: "Hi, welcome in! Can I get you started with some drinks?" Customer: "Steak and shrimp fajitas." Me: "Well, that's a weird thing to drink!" Read Maybe If You Blend It?
Feb 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Game Over, Dad Read Game Over, Dad Mum: "So… I saw the boys playing the other day." Dad: "Mmhmm." Mum: "Yes, it was such an interesting game. They were taking turns making an alien burst out of their chests." Rea...
Feb 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Teenage Mutant Renaissance Man Read Teenage Mutant Renaissance Man Friend: "My nephew wanted to get a big poster of The Peruvian Man, but his mum said no because of the nudity." Me: "The what, man?" Read Teenage Mutant Renaissan...
