Feb 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com When The Cold Snap Makes You Snap Read When The Cold Snap Makes You Snap Customer: "So, do I qualify for a discount?" Me: "For what reason, sir?" Customer: "Because I'm still here shopping when it's cold out. I'm bringing you busin...
Feb 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Get One Of Those Multicolored Pens And Blow Everyone’s Mind! Read Get One Of Those Multicolored Pens And Blow Everyone’s Mind! Me: "Are there any red pens?" Assistant: *Shrill and urgent.* "Are you a manager?!" Me: "No, I was just hired as an engineer—" Assi...
Feb 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com When They Make You Want To Scream AAA! Read When They Make You Want To Scream AAA! A customer walks in and hands me an open pack of non-rechargeable batteries. Customer: "I need to return these." Me: "Did they not work?" Customer: "They...
Feb 19, 2026 from JoeHx Blog Chase to Limit Cash Back Options I got the following email from Chase yesterday:
Feb 18, 2026 from BIX dot BLOG Reading My Mind Today I resumed something I’ve done before: leaving my phone at home when I go out into the neighborhood to read a book over coffee, which I do daily, or breakfast, which I do weekly. These are my ...
Feb 18, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com New Stupidities, Same Old Airheads Read New Stupidities, Same Old Airheads Store Manager: "Remember that the new solar panels are being installed on the roof this week, so let the crew in and out via the warehouse." Department Manag...
Feb 18, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com When You Want The Aloha To Be More Of The “Goodbye” Kind Than The “Hello” Kind, Part 5 Read When You Want The Aloha To Be More Of The “Goodbye” Kind Than The “Hello” Kind, Part 5 Traveler: "Can I get a car that doesn't have any woke s*** on it?" Rental Car Employee: "I... I'm not sur...
Feb 18, 2026 from Improve Something Today Podcast episode No. 0038: 5 ways to approach goal-setting 0038: 5 ways to approach goal-setting0:00/632.0641×Episode details: A reading and discussion of this, from 2022 ↓5 ways to approach goal-setting. Only one is worth a damnBetter to have an impossibl...
Feb 18, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Where’s the Beef? No, Seriously. Read Where’s the Beef? No, Seriously. Me: "Hi, can I get a plain cheeseburger, please?" I look on the screen and see the cashier take everything off except the cheese. Me: "Uh, is there a hamburger...
Feb 18, 2026 from BIX dot BLOG It’s Like The Burnout Said: Phenomenon Yesterday I got to thinking about how all the various kinds of burnout really are just separate tentacles of the burnout hydra that is living in a system that prioritizes the needs of capital above...
Feb 18, 2026 from Stranger Than Usual Sonnenuntergang und Schleimpilz Ein Arbeitskollege von mir hat eine Sonnenuntergangs-/aufgangssimulation programmiert. Und eine Schleimpilzsimulation.
Feb 18, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Waste No Time In Deciding They’re A Timewaster Read Waste No Time In Deciding They’re A Timewaster Caller: "Yeah, so the last time I placed an order with your company, the owner gave me a special discount. I'd like that again. It was 75% off." ...
Feb 18, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Death Of A Rant Read Death Of A Rant Checkout Lady: "He should stay home if he’s in a bad mood. Why do all old men have to be grumpy and miserable?" I raised my eyebrows slightly, which seemed to encourage her. Sh...
Feb 18, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com When Blockbuster Is A Bust Read When Blockbuster Is A Bust I worked at a video store when that was a thing. It was store policy to waive late fees for long-term customers, except this one guy, who came in with his wife, had ...
Feb 18, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Can’t Turn The Volume Down(Town) Read Can’t Turn The Volume Down(Town) Guest: "I'm very upset about the noise from outside." The hotel is downtown, it was Saturday night, and also 4/20. People were partying. Me: "I'm afraid that b...
Feb 18, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Yet To Go On A Maiden Voyage Read Yet To Go On A Maiden Voyage Bank Rep: "Is that your maiden name?" Me: "Um, I'm not married and never have been." Bank Rep: *Impatiently.* "But is it your MAIDEN NAME?" Read Yet To Go On A Mai...
Feb 18, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Boris: The Rancher Read Boris: The Rancher Customer: "Gimme extra ranch. Like, a lot." Normally, it's fifty cents for small and a dollar for the large ones, but my manager was pretty chill and would allow one small p...
Feb 18, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com These ARE The Droids You’re Looking For Read These ARE The Droids You’re Looking For Sister: "I heard your kids named them?" Me: "Yes, these are the two boys, R2, and D2." Sister: *Pauses.* "Oh, yeah, your kids are into Star Wars." Read ...
Feb 18, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com There’s A Brain That’s Starved Of Oxygen Here And It’s Not Mine Read There’s A Brain That’s Starved Of Oxygen Here And It’s Not Mine My friend and I are watching 'Dune' at the movie theater. Friend: "I don’t get it. The entire planet is a desert?" Me: "That's r...
Feb 18, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Math Is Your Friend, And Their Enemy Read Math Is Your Friend, And Their Enemy Me: "Your total is $122.35." Customer: "You messed up! You didn't do my coupons right!" Read Math Is Your Friend, And Their Enemy
