Feb 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Somewhere In There Is An April Fool Read Somewhere In There Is An April Fool Customer: "Where's your Father's Day ad? I want to see what sales you have for Father's Day." Me: "We don't have them yet." Customer: "Why not?!" Me: "It's ...
Feb 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com This Line Earns More Per Minute Than You Do Read This Line Earns More Per Minute Than You Do I ran a small retail store for a few years. A new guy ends up working in there with me, and I'd been thinking that things were going relatively smoo...
Feb 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Do You Think That Counts As An OSHA Violation? Read Do You Think That Counts As An OSHA Violation? My husband was attempting to hang a German cuckoo clock from the 1860s on the wall when he accidentally stepped on the cat and went tumbling THRO...
Feb 13, 2026 from Thejesh GN Weekly Notes 07/2026 It was a busy week. I think it will be until the end of March, till we start our vacation. I managed to workout (P.T.) twice and play once this week. Time spent on reading, media consumption, and p...
Feb 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Let’s Hope Things Improve By The Time The Gregorian Calendar Hits 2568 Read Let’s Hope Things Improve By The Time The Gregorian Calendar Hits 2568 Customer: "Hi. I think there's negative energy in my room." Me: "I’m sorry, ma’am. Can you explain what you mean?" Custom...
Feb 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Behaving Coldly Toward Your Parents Read Behaving Coldly Toward Your Parents Dad: "You don't need air conditioning." Me: "Just because YOU don't need air conditioning doesn't mean I'M not gonna melt!" Dad: " [My Name], summer is SUPP...
Feb 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Neither The Times Or The Place Read Neither The Times Or The Place I'm standing on a subway platform at Times Square. A woman comes up to another passenger near me and asks him: Woman: "What train goes to Times Square?" Guy: "Al...
Feb 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Blame Canada! Part 17 Read Blame Canada! Part 17 Customer: "That's wrong! Thanksgiving isn't until November 23rd! You have your signs up WAY too early!" Me: "You're thinking of Thanksgiving in the US, ma'am. This is Can...
Feb 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I worked in a supermarket in a town about an hour and 30 minutes from the town I lived in. One Wednesday, I finished my shift at midday, like most Wednesday and got on a double-decker bus back...
Feb 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The End Of The World Is The Start Of Class Read The End Of The World Is The Start Of Class Me: "And then there's the Mayan calendar, which was a little famous for a few years recently because people were saying it predicted the end of the w...
Feb 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com What Do You Mean No Pillow Mints?! Read What Do You Mean No Pillow Mints?! Patient's Daughter: "This is how you call for service." Me: *As sweetly as I can manage.* "No, ma'am. "Service" is what you call for at Macy's. Here you're c...
Feb 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I had to leave my airline call center job because my husband had been laid off from his job and we made the decision to move across the country. We found out at the end of March. We were proba...
Feb 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Make Yourself At Home, Not Take It Home Read Make Yourself At Home, Not Take It Home Housekeeping comes to the desk and tells me: Housekeeping: "Charge room 402 for as much as you can." Me: "What happened?" Read Make Yourself At Home, No...
Feb 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read My garage is detached. One day I come home to find the door broken open. I cautiously approach my garage and hear moaning noises coming from inside. I call 911 and they send a squad of police ...
Feb 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read When my younger brother was still little, my parents decided to let my grandparents babysit to get some bonding. This is rare, as we live far from them, and only visit about once a month. Dad ...
Feb 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com If You Have It Your Way I’m Going Another Way Read If You Have It Your Way I’m Going Another Way I'm so embarrassed going to any business with my mother, but especially fast-food places, because she is such an absolute b**** to the employees. ...
Feb 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I am visiting a used bookstore. People walking by outside can see displays of books through the storefront’s windows, there are carts of books on sale right outside the front door, the store i...
Feb 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Concept Is Unable To Register Read The Concept Is Unable To Register Customer #1: "I don't get it. This register is open, right?" Customer #2: *From behind me.* "You need to get in line at the back." Customer #1: "I don't get i...
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Feb 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com This Return Policy Is Sofa King Stupid Read This Return Policy Is Sofa King Stupid A large pickup pulls up into our parking lot. I see a full family start unloading a tired-looking old sofa from the back, and my coworker and I both sigh...
