Feb 11, 2026 from BIX dot BLOG Whence GoDaddy’s Authority To Supersede RFC-1480? For the second time in three years, I’ve been involved in a marathon series of emails with usTLD Locality Support at GoDaddy, trying to work out registering a domain within the portland.or.us zone ...
Feb 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com When Paying, Cash Is Still Breast Read When Paying, Cash Is Still Breast Me: "That's $24.80, please." She nods slowly, then slips a hand down the front of her dress, lifts up a gigantic boob (no bra), and removes a crinkled Ziploc ...
Feb 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Outstanding Balance Requires You To Be Out And Standing Read The Outstanding Balance Requires You To Be Out And Standing Customer Service Agent: "No, only the original cardholder can pay it off, and she'll have to do it in person at a bank office." Wife...
Feb 11, 2026 from Peter's Path Scattered Minds by Gabor Maté Why read the book? Gabor Maté wrote Scattered Minds. He lives with ADD himself and worked as a doctor with children and adults who have it. Maté says ADD is not an inherited illness but a reversibl...
Feb 11, 2026 from The Public Domain Review Snail Homes, Bog Bodies, and Mechanical Flies: Robert Testard’s Illustrations for Les secretz de l’histoire naturelle (ca. 1485) A wondrous illuminated manuscript, which gathers and illustrates the marvels of the world and beyond.
Feb 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Please Hold For Consequences Read Please Hold For Consequences I worked for a retirement plan call center during the years of the stock market crashes (2007-2010). I hated every day, but one of my worst calls was a dude I ende...
Feb 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com You Know How To Press Her Buttons Read You Know How To Press Her Buttons I try my door. It’s still locked. She tries the fob again. My door is still locked. I tell her to press the unlock button on the door. She presses the windo...
Feb 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Say Hello To The Rest Of The €arth Read Say Hello To The Rest Of The €arth EU Commenter: "Yeah, I would love to get one for myself, but it's €499.99, and I can't justify that kind of cost right now." One of the commenters from the U...
Feb 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Sconed And Owned Read Sconed And Owned I was working at a coffee shop in a busy downtown area. There was a businessman who was notorious for being abusive to our staff. One morning, he came in and ordered with me. ...
Feb 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read My dad died suddenly a few months ago. Since then my mom has naturally had pretty regular phone calls sorting out details with legal stuff, banking, social security, etc. I’m almost thirty but...
Feb 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Who Examines The Examiners? Read Who Examines The Examiners? Chief Examiner: "So you’ve been here the entire time?" Me: "Uh, if you mean since the exam started, then yeah. Is something happening?" Chief Examiner: "Just… carry...
Feb 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Not What You Expect When You’re Expecting Read Not What You Expect When You’re Expecting Man: "No! I'm her husband! I need to be there!" Doctor: "Yes, that was fine at the beginning, but she's made it very clear she'd like you to leave, an...
Feb 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read Quick note before I begin the story this all happens in the span of about two minutes, if that. I work in a medium sized grocery store in a small town. This takes place in 2019 in late Autumn/...
Feb 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com I’m Unim-Pressed Read I’m Unim-Pressed I come around and see her slamming the door shut on the machine. Me: "—Ma’am. Please stop." Lobby Guest: "Hey, you’ve been caught." Read I’m Unim-Pressed
Feb 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I’m a graduate student in history, and my year is mainly men. I’m also the youngest one at 22, and the only woman of the three who’s not married or has kids. There’s also 2 guys who aren’t mar...
Feb 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com This Got Bananas Real Fast Read This Got Bananas Real Fast Dad: *To his son, but pointing at me.* "This mean man says you can’t take the bananas with you today." I decide that this is my hill to die on, and tell him: Me: "Th...
Feb 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read (We are in charge of keeping the bathrooms clean, me one and my coworker the other. I’m cleaning when a group of ladies come in. I leave for a bit then come back, and they’re gone. I’m hit wit...
Feb 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read (When most people ask or get asked what their favourite book or movie is, they usually have one answer. I always say ‘Harry Potter’. Not a specific book or movie. Just Harry Potter. All of the...
Feb 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com When The Passenger’s Heads Are In The Clouds Before The Plane Is Read When The Passenger’s Heads Are In The Clouds Before The Plane Is Caller: "When leaving the plane, I noticed I had forgotten my earbuds. I tried to go back on the plane, but the crew didn't all...
Feb 11, 2026 from The Jaxson The Gullah Geechee Roots of Jacksonville’s Cuisine The story of Jacksonville can be tasted as much as it can be told. Especially amongst Jacksonville's Gullah Geechee community. The Gullah Geechee descended from enslaved Central and West Africans w...
