Jun 04, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I’ve had a few interesting customers in my time in insurance. This one was interesting not because he yelled, or was unreasonable, or was even an outstandingly good customer. It was just… inte...
Jun 04, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I travel for work, often being away from home for months at a time. I’d been having stomach pains for weeks so I went to my local urgent care. Doctor 1: It’s probably just acid reflux. Take so...
Jun 04, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read Hi, it’s me again, the one who sent in https://notalwaysright.com/teachers-are-supposed-to-protect-kids-from-bullies-part-2/356812/ https://notalwaysright.com/teachers-are-supposed-to-protect-...
Jun 04, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Risky Business Model Read Risky Business Model Me: "Okay, once we get a 50% deposit, we'll start on it." Client: "No, I don't want to pay a deposit. I want to see the completed work before I decide to pay. I'm not payi...
Jun 04, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read [I used to deliver pizzas for a certain national chain. When I initially worked there, we took orders by writing on a 3-up carbon copy sheet. We eventually went to the order takers using a com...
Jun 04, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Crunch Time Read Crunch Time Customer: "Do you have [Brand] peanut butter in smooth? I only see the crunchy kind." Me: "Hmm, it seems we only have the smooth version of that [Brand]." Read Crunch Time
Jun 04, 2026 from Thejesh GN Who Calls a Child Anti-National? A CBSE student raised a question about his misplaced answer sheets. Instead of empathy or a call for accountability, he got called anti-national. This is about the machinery that turns complaints i...
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Jun 04, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Double Standard Read The Double Standard Customer: "I want a vodka tonic, but make it strong." Me: "So, a double? That'll be $9." Customer: "What?! But the sign says $4.50." Me: "For a single. Double is double the...
Jun 04, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Living On Borrowed Time Read Living On Borrowed Time Patron: "Do you actually send overdue books to collections?" Me: "We do." Patron: "Has it happened?" Me: "More than you'd think." Read Living On Borrowed Time
Jun 04, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Florida Man Versus Fluffy Read Florida Man Versus Fluffy I assist with password resets for a few select programs at my company. These programs are used by a very small group of people I work closely with, and I would say we...
Jun 04, 2026 from Noahie's Blog Plebeians Your browser does not support the video tag. I spent most of yesterday sleeping, so I couldn't write at all. Thankfully, I still had enough stamina in me to get to trivia last night, so there's tha...
Jun 04, 2026 from Tim Hårek May 2026 We’re half way through the year, time flies, and I have procrastinated writing this blogpost. 🍀 Life I’m adjusting to having two kids 😅 It’s not the kids themselves making me tired, it’s everything...
Jun 03, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Customer Is Always Inside Read The Customer Is Always Inside Customer: "Help! Help! I'm locked in! I'm being kidnapped!" Me: *Rushing over.* "Ma'am, no one is kidnapping you. The main doors are locked because the store is c...
Jun 03, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Buffet The Restaurant Slayer Read Buffet The Restaurant Slayer The idyll was broken when, one day, a server took me aside and told me that I "couldn't stuff my face like that so often" and that I was putting the whole restaura...
Jun 03, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Step In The Wrong Direction Read A Step In The Wrong Direction Me: "Okay, go ahead and right click." Caller: "Okay... you mean with the mouse thing? I don’t get why they made that so small." Me: "Yeah, I know, sometimes it ca...
Jun 03, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Slot Thickens Read The Slot Thickens Store Manager: *Excited.* "Did you see the new self-checkout machines! They look so shiny and new!" Floor Manager: "Yeah, but the receipt slots are the same size as the slots...
Jun 03, 2026 from Stranger Than Usual Rollenspielszenen: Journal-Eintrag Siobhans Eintrag in ihr Journal: „Heute werde ich nicht das System stürzen, und das ist ok.“
Jun 03, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Retail Bloodbath Read A Retail Bloodbath Me: "I'll call someone to meet you there." Customer #1: "Oh, you can't do it?" Me: "I don't work in electronics, and I don't have the key, but I can call someone over who do...
