Sep 12, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Selective Memory Read Selective Memory Me: "Sir, while these computers are made by the same company and have the same model series number, the one in this store has twice the RAM and twice the hard drive capacity. ...
Sep 12, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Big Nothing Burger Read A Big Nothing Burger I got my burger, and when I unwrapped the paper, I got bun>patty>bun. When I went back to ask where the bacon and cheese were: Cashier: "You said with nothing on it." Me: ...
Sep 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Time Is Money… And They Lost Both Read Time Is Money… And They Lost Both Lady: "Why is it so dark?" Me: "What do you mean?" Lady: "Why does it look like nighttime?" Me: "Because it is. It's ten at night." Read Time Is Money… And Th...
Sep 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Grounds For Complaint Read Grounds For Complaint One day I go to refill my pod and my container is empty. I was confused because I knew I had enough for another cup. Before I can really process, my coworker storms up an...
Sep 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Play Has No Limits, But Stock Does Read Play Has No Limits, But Stock Does Customer: "But I'm the customer, and I'm here before the sale ends tonight. If you don't have any in stock, then that's your problem to solve." Me: "That's n...
Sep 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Never Joke With The Customers… Ever!, Part 20 Read Never Joke With The Customers… Ever!, Part 20 I work in one of those membership wholesale bulk grocery store thingies. Every other aisle has a coworker offering free samples of some food produ...
Sep 11, 2026 from Stranger Than Usual Antiquiertes HTML Ich habe einen Blogpost gefunden, in dem HTML-Gebilde zu sehen sind, die man heute nicht mehr so sieht, bzw. die nicht mehr gültig sind.
Sep 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Please Say You’re Squidding Read Please Say You’re Squidding I work in a large stationery and office supply store. A customer asks to see our printer toner. Customer: "Now, which of these is the most ethically sourced?" Me: "...
Sep 11, 2026 from Thejesh GN Weekly Notes 37/2026 It’s been a hectic week. I had quite a bit of work both at work and at home. I’m still lagging on my home TODO list. Monday is a holiday, so I should be able to cover it.
Sep 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Take Note, Manager Read Take Note, Manager So, I sent my manager an email to inform him that I wouldn't be present at the office. Not much later, I got a reply back stating that "agreements must be respected" and tha...
Sep 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Can You, Like, Not? Read Can You, Like, Not? She speaks with that typical "valley girl" inflection: Customer: "Ugh, the line is huge, and this thing is not expensive at all. Can you, like, give it to me for free?" Rea...
Sep 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Wine-ing About The Discount Read Wine-ing About The Discount Customer: "Are those wines on sale because they're about to expire?" Me: "Uh, the good, aged red wine is on sale because of inventory reasons. It's not expiring any...
Sep 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Wife After Thirty Read Wife After Thirty At the beginning of our staff meeting, my boss asked if anyone had good news. I thought I'd share my upcoming anniversary like this: Me: "This morning, my wife left me..." Re...
Sep 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Cord Help Us Read Cord Help Us One recent evening, my wife picked up her phone to look up something online, only to find it was still almost dead. Sure enough, our pup had gotten tangled in the charging cord an...
Sep 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Not How You Want To Make Your Mark Read Not How You Want To Make Your Mark Customer: "I want a caramel macchiato." Me: "Right on." Customer: "Can I get extra macchiato in that macchiato?" Read Not How You Want To Make Your Mark
Sep 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Failed By Collective Intelligence Read Failed By Collective Intelligence One day, my wife and I were visiting, and I saw that there were a bunch of bottles of water. I asked my dad what the water was for, and he said he’d been advi...
Sep 11, 2026 from ttntm.me - Blog Website Evolution: 2026 This post covers versions 4.2 to 4.5.1. Content and Pages This section provides an overview of content and pages with details on what was added, changed and/or (re)moved. Removed the notes page, ar...
Sep 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com When Class Meets Sass Read When Class Meets Sass Me: "How was your first day at school?" Neighbour's Daughter: "It was nice. I was the prettiest girl in the class!" Me: "Who told you that?" Read When Class Meets Sass
Sep 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Free-Range Flames Read Free-Range Flames I work in a wood-fired pizza restaurant. Customer: "Is the fire in your pizza oven organic?" Me: "It's all made from wood burning, so, yes?" Customer: "No, but is the fire or...
Sep 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read Well, since autism is in the news, let’s share a really interesting fact: did you, dear reader, know autistic people were sometimes considered sociopaths? Let’s see why. Scene: An average home...
