Jul 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Plate And Switch Read Plate And Switch At this point, my non-lawyer mind figured there had to be a violation of my rights in here somewhere, so I called an actual lawyer to confirm. My first bit of good fortune cam...
Jul 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Terror Of The Crustaceous Period Read Terror Of The Crustaceous Period Caller: "It's at the college campus." Me: "That's fine, just need the dorm address." Caller: "It's like… the third building past the gate. Second floor, third ...
Jul 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com This Heat Is Snow Joke Read This Heat Is Snow Joke It's late June 2026. Europe is currently going through a heatwave, with temperatures around 35°C (95°C) or higher, which some of you might laugh at, but remember, we don...
Jul 13, 2026 from Stranger Than Usual Rollenspielszenen: Ganzkörpertopflappen Wie schützt man sich vor Verbrennungen durch eine Miniatursonne?
Jul 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Leg-Endary Joke Read A Leg-Endary Joke Coworker: "Maybe if you tell me what you're hoping to get out of the machine, I can recommend an appropriate option." Customer: "I just want a machine that makes a quick and ...
Jul 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Storage Wars Read Storage Wars I let my tech team brainstorm about how to destroy all the data on those hard drives. I had expected ideas about e-waste recyclers, etc. But no. EVERY idea involved using large, d...
Jul 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Losing The Name Game, Part 3 Read Losing The Name Game, Part 3 Caller: "What is your name?!" I told him. Caller: "That's a stupid name! How'd you get such a stupid name like that?" Read Losing The Name Game, Part 3
Jul 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com State-ing The Obvious Read State-ing The Obvious Me: "Sir, are you more comfortable communicating in another language?" Caller: "I speak a Spanish." Me: "We do have a Spanish line. If you would like, I can transfer you ...
Jul 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Hopefully, The New Owner Can Machine Learn From This Read Hopefully, The New Owner Can Machine Learn From This Coworker: "They just fired me." Me: "What?! Tell me you're joking!" Coworker: "Oh, it's a joke all right. They won't say it because it'll o...
Jul 13, 2026 from Adventures in Open Source Software I Got Scammed After what happened to me this morning, I expect the North Carolina School of Science and Math to ask for my diploma back. I got scammed. This is very embarrassing for me, as I consider myself pret...
Jul 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Fine Art of Missing the Point Read The Fine Art of Missing the Point I work in a high-end art supplies store. We carry many items that are high quality, hence not cheap or inexpensive at all. I'm ending my shift and saying good...
Jul 13, 2026 from Previous Magazine The Best Ways To Preserve Family Memories Life is about making memories, and you should document them however you can. With so much to look back on, you may find it difficult to keep everything organised in a meaningful way. If you need so...
Jul 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Urine Trouble Now Read Urine Trouble Now To start, I am female, and my entire family, both sides, women have bladders the size of a thimble, while I either have a normal one or am blessed and have one slightly large...
Jul 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Never Pick A Fight With An Old Scottish Woman, Part 12 Read Never Pick A Fight With An Old Scottish Woman, Part 12 Clipboard Guy: "Ladies, what are your thoughts on illegal immigration?" Me: "I'm guessing since you're out here asking, probably differen...
Jul 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com No Child Left Behind The Fence Read No Child Left Behind The Fence I see a mother and two boys, roughly eight and eleven years old, get out of the car. I don't recognize the two boys, so they are obviously not on our roster. The...
Jul 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read Content warning: homophobia, transphobia I work for a small town local radio. It’s very LGBT+ friendly, with a weekly LGBT+ hour and has pro-LGBT+ policies all staff must agree to when they st...
Jul 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Maybe Take A Gen-X-Ray To Be Sure Read Maybe Take A Gen-X-Ray To Be Sure I overhear a doctor reassuring a patient that their scan for skin cancer came back negative. Patient: "So it's not skin cancer?" Read Maybe Take A Gen-X-Ray T...
Jul 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read My wife and I both do laundry, but it tends to be mainly her job, (I do most of cleaning). So, when I went downstairs and found a laundry basket sitting by the washing machine, I put it in, tu...
Jul 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read We used to belong to a group that would get together once a week and go for a long walk. Somewhere different each time. These ended mid-afternoon and the organizer would call a local restauran...
Jul 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com When The Customer Is Buffering Read When The Customer Is Buffering I tell them the total, which is less than $4. They FINALLY look up from their phone to dig in their pack. They pull out $100. I firmly tell them: Me: "No. I am n...
