Jun 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Problem Manufactured Successfully Read Problem Manufactured Successfully Customer: "Oh, I was here yesterday, and there was a shrimp missing on my shrimp platter. I expect to be compensated." Me: "Yesterday?" Customer: "That's righ...
Jun 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Change For The Better Read Change For The Better I went in with forty papa-provided dollars and explicit permission to buy a snack as well as the cigarettes. The snack I chose was an egg salad sandwich for just over $5....
Jun 13, 2026 from The Universe of Discourse Egyptian fractions for 2/105 The ancient Egyptians had a terrible notation for fractions. They had notations for for each , for , but everything else was written as a sum of these, with repeats forbidden, so that for example h...
Jun 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Difficult To Process What’s About To Happen Read Difficult To Process What’s About To Happen Coworker: "An American family asked me what all these yellow blobs were on this plate." Me: "You mean cheese?" Coworker: "They told me they'd only e...
Jun 12, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Wrong On Every Account Read Wrong On Every Account Me: "He's going on and on about me sabotaging his security verification steps, but he's just not getting any of the answers right. He's not hanging up." My manager nods,...
Jun 12, 2026 from The New Leaf Journal Finding Backlinks to Your Articles and Blog Posts I share various tools for finding backlinks to one's own articles, blog posts and other online media.
Jun 12, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Stock Answers Read Stock Answers Out of the corner of my eye, I notice an associate practically run over to me, and I brace for the interaction. Associate: "So just so you know, our stock is limited because we'r...
Jun 12, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Orange You Glad I Asked? Read Orange You Glad I Asked? I'm bringing a table a Pepsi, and an orange soda. Customer: "Which one is the orange soda?" Read Orange You Glad I Asked?
Jun 12, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com That’s Some Real Commitment To Something Fake Read That’s Some Real Commitment To Something Fake Coworker: "Ugh, I'm so sleepy. I want to go home." Me: "But you just started an hour ago." Coworker: "I know, but I was out with my boyfriend unti...
Jun 12, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Whine Pairing Read Whine Pairing Customer: "What's your most expensive champagne?" Me: "Well, we don't have any sparkling wine from the Champagne region of France, but we do have a nice selection of—" Customer: ...
Jun 12, 2026 from Thejesh GN Weekly Notes 24/2026 I am at IITM/Chennai for Paradox. I have been here since 2022, since the first Paradox. The fest and the crowd have grown bigger. I came by car with friends A&S. We took Old Madras Road and stopped...
Jun 12, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Faux Real? Read Faux Real? A customer who has ordered everything vegan (vegan cheese) comes back with her burger. Customer: "Can I get a refund?" Food Stand Owner: "What's wrong with the burger?" Read Faux Real?
Jun 12, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Plate Tectonics Read Plate Tectonics An older couple has just paid their bill, and on the check has written a big fat zero on the tip line. Now, if they'd just written $0.00 there, or just voided it with a line, I...
Jun 12, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com They Lost The Game Of Thrones Read They Lost The Game Of Thrones Lead: "What the f*** is that? All gender? What is that about?" Site Manager: *Calmly.* "It means anyone can use either bathroom." Lead: "No, it means you’re encou...
Jun 12, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Purrmanent Displeasure Read Purrmanent Displeasure A woman walks into the pet store and right up to me. Woman: "Can you please explain to me what it means that my cat is an obstinate carnivore?" Read Purrmanent Displeasure
Jun 12, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Kids Have Been Fighting Bedtimes Since The Yawn Of Time Read Kids Have Been Fighting Bedtimes Since The Yawn Of Time Me: "I saw that." Kid: "I'm not tired!" Me: "You just yawned." Kid: "That was a practice yawn." Read Kids Have Been Fighting Bedtimes Si...
Jun 12, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com It’s Time To Throw In The Towel Read It’s Time To Throw In The Towel A guy puts his towel on a bench and disappears. Another gym-goer walks up to me and points at the towel. Gym Goer: "That yours?" Me: "Nah, someone else left it ...
Jun 12, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Customers Have Off Days When You Have Days Off Read Customers Have Off Days When You Have Days Off Department Manager: "She is not working today." Customer: "Why?!" Department Manager: "Because she has days off." Customer: "Why?!" Read Customer...
Jun 12, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I was doing a work placement for my Tourism diploma at the Chateau de Versailles, during the 2023 summer, when some guy came up to me (bear in mind it was a hot day). The following exchange to...
