Aug 02, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Will Not Be Influenced By The Influencer, Part 15 Read Will Not Be Influenced By The Influencer, Part 15 I had just finished a small batch of commissions and posted them, and apparently someone had caught on that I'd finished the current backlog b...
Aug 02, 2026 from Jumbled Thoughts of a Fake Geek Boy Doctor Who: Speak Up, Chesterfield! – The First Doctor Audios, Part 2 Time once again to check in on Big Finish’s First Doctor-themed output. The last time we took a look at this, we enjoyed a set of four Companion Chronicles split evenly between those featuring the ...
Aug 02, 2026 from The Linkfest Linkfest #47: A Decoy Font, "Reverse Minesweeper", and A Plant That Dies If You Look At Your Phone Hello there! Time for "the opposite of doomscrolling” — my latest “Linkfest”, in which I exhaustively read the entire known Internet from A to Z, looking for the finest items of science, culture an...
Aug 02, 2026 from Stranger Than Usual Der alljährliche Nextcloud-Breakdown Diese Woche hatte ich bei einem Update mal wieder Probleme mit Nextcloud.
Aug 02, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com This Pizza Party Is Going To Hit A Little Different Read This Pizza Party Is Going To Hit A Little Different Fancy Customer: "I'm very sorry to pull you away from your work, I just need a moment of your time. How much notice would you need for eight...
Aug 02, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Quesa-Deal With It Read Quesa-Deal With It I push the door to the bathroom open and round the corner and find an employee sitting on the ground, under the sinks, eating a quesadilla. Me: "Uh…" Employee: "What's good,...
Aug 02, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Slow (Cook) To Realize Read Slow (Cook) To Realize Woman: "Do you have any other kinds of microwaves?" I check the list I maintain of the appliances we keep in the basement; we do have another 0.7 cubic foot microwave in...
Aug 02, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com There Will Be RAMifications Read There Will Be RAMifications Customer: "My phone exploded. You need to replace it." Me: "Sorry, exploded? Like… an explosion?" Customer: "Yes." Read There Will Be RAMifications
Aug 02, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com No Ifs, Ands, or Buds Read No Ifs, Ands, or Buds Guest: "I want a bottle of wine and some beers sent up to my room." Me: "Unfortunately, we stop serving alcohol at 11 PM, as we have no bartenders on staff." Guests under...
Aug 02, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Card-Carrying Adult Read Card-Carrying Adult I am twenty-five. I have been a legal adult for seven years, and old enough to buy alcohol and cigarettes for four years. But I do not drink, and I do not smoke or vape, so...
Aug 02, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Not Ad-ding Up Read Not Ad-ding Up I had a random lady call me at home the other day. Mind you, I don't own a business or anything. Caller: "Hi, I saw your ad in the paper; it says you can do my gardening?" Me: "...
Aug 02, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Tread Carefully Read Tread Carefully We get his car in the shop and determine he needs his tire fixed (nail puncture). Customer: "I'm not paying! I only had it four days!" Me: "The warranty is for any manufacturin...
Aug 02, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read (My sister’s best friend is hanging out at our place one afternoon after school, and I hear this from around the corner.) Sister: “Ouch! Stupid bra.” Sister’s friend: “What?” Sister: “The wire...
Aug 02, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com It’s All Fund And Games Until It Isn’t Read It’s All Fund And Games Until It Isn’t Her success did not translate well on the home front. One day my niece’s teacher asked her to tell the class what her mommy did for a living. Read It’s A...
Aug 02, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read My sons (19 and 23) had this conversation while they were at my house for the holidays: Older Son: German opera has a special place in my lungs. Younger Son: I think you mean “a special place ...
Aug 02, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I’m a self-checkout attendant in a grocery store. One of my regulars has just watched me deal with a difficult customer who is now storming away as if he is a toddler and not a fully grown adu...
Aug 02, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read Several years ago i was working at a fast food restaurant during a “Burgerthon” promotion. Hamburgers were $.39, cheeseburgers were $.49. Normally $.59 and $.74 respectively. A customer came u...
Aug 02, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read My wife is native Japanese. She grew up in Japan. Most Japanese people have black hair. My wife’s hair is naturally chestnut brown. When she was in the equivalent of Jr High, her school requir...
Aug 02, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read Trigger Warning: Mention of Abuse, Death, Financial Issues I am the author of “Time to Move Far, Far Away. Narnia, Maybe.” There have been other incidents with my father-in-law (FIL) since the...
Aug 02, 2026 from Roy Tang Weeknotes 2026-08-02 It's August! Somehow the year is already 2/3rds over. The World Gaza: Huh, Hamas has reportedly agreed to disarmement. Let's see if that goes anywhere. Iran: On again, off again, maybe there's talk...
