Mar 12, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Living To A Different Beat Than Reality Read Living To A Different Beat Than Reality Caller: "I need to book tickets to see [Famous DJ], and they're $300. I want to refund [item] so I can get the money back and buy the tickets." Me: "Sur...
Mar 12, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Mold Has Spread To The Brain Read The Mold Has Spread To The Brain Me: "I picked these up, but as you can see, they're not doing very well!" She looks at them, looks at me, looks at them again, then puts them through the scann...
Mar 12, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Never Pick A Fight With An Old Scottish Woman, Part 10 Read Never Pick A Fight With An Old Scottish Woman, Part 10 Me: "Our fitting expert is with a client at the moment." The woman looks over to see our fitting expert with said client, a woman in her ...
Mar 12, 2026 from The New Leaf Journal The New York/California Post “Metro Section” RSS Feed The New York Post Metro secution RSS feed now includes California Post articles. This was not concerning until I saw an ambiguous article about a new U.S. HQ for the maker of "Labubus"
Mar 12, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Couldn’t Have Scripted A Better Outcome Read Couldn’t Have Scripted A Better Outcome A few months ago, though, a new supervisor joined us. He was fresh from a corporate management program and came in with grand ideas about "efficiency" a...
Mar 12, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com When The Customer’s Actions Are Tagged Read When The Customer’s Actions Are Tagged Customer: "How… how do you know how much they are?!" Me: "I remember because I put the price tag on them all literally this week, and just because all th...
Mar 12, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com What’s The Opposite Of Nailing It? Read What’s The Opposite Of Nailing It? Me: "We don't sell nails, sir." Customer: "Why not?" Me: "Because this is a stationery and paper store." Customer: "But you do have a nail section?" Read Wha...
Mar 12, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Permit Me To Explain… Read Permit Me To Explain… Vet: "[Wife] and I have to go pick up my idiot son. I should be back before evening appointments. Anything I need to take care of first?" The tech and I mentally go over ...
Mar 12, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Will Take Your Two Cents, But We Don’t Want To Hear Your Two Cents Read Will Take Your Two Cents, But We Don’t Want To Hear Your Two Cents Customer: "You gotta count it out so slowly?!" Me: "I'm just checking, sir." Customer: "You don't trust me?" Read Will Take Y...
Mar 12, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Stripped Of Value Read Stripped Of Value Inside one small box is a joke gift from my aunt: a fridge magnet of a can of beer that makes the sound of a can opening, someone drinking, and then saying "Ahh," in satisfac...
Mar 12, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com My Defense Is Rock Solid Read My Defense Is Rock Solid The house next door to mine started running a business in their backyard, installing boom boxes. No problem about the noise; they did it in the daytime when I was at w...
Mar 12, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Burn Rubber, Not Bridges Read Burn Rubber, Not Bridges Me: "Sir, doing my job right now would be asking you to leave due to the language you're using, so that's exactly what I am going to do." Customer: "You can't make me ...
Mar 12, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read An Irish Halloween tradition is Barm Brack – it’s a bread-like baked good made with dried fruit and peel, occasionally using tea as well. A much-loved tradition of the brack was that a ring wo...
Mar 12, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I’m a grad student in Entomology at the U. We’re doing research on fruit flies, and one of the things we’re doing with them involves fly mating pheromones. They’re in a container in the cabine...
Mar 12, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Your Demands Are Not As Impactful As Your Driving Read Your Demands Are Not As Impactful As Your Driving Me: "Did she back into you?" Truck Driver: "Yeah! I guess she missed the window and didn't see me." This causes both of us to laugh. His truck...
Mar 12, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read Many years ago, I was at the returns desk when a customer came up with an item from our electronics department and a receipt. I forget what the item was but electronics are only returnable for...
Mar 12, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read My cat was almost due for vaccines but my vet couldn’t fit him in for several months, so I decided to try one of the Saturday vaccine clinics held by my local farm store. (*At Check In*) Tech ...
Mar 12, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I’m at a punk music festival in Las Vegas. Following each day of the main festival are smaller shows at various bars around downtown, showcasing bands that are lesser-known even among the punk...
Mar 12, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com I’m Looking For A Car, It’s Blue… Read I’m Looking For A Car, It’s Blue… Me: "Well, it's not actually my department, but what is it you're looking for? I may be able to help." Customer: "I need new wiper blades for my car." Me: "Ok...
Mar 12, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read Back when I was in high school, I had a social studies teacher who decided to end his classes by allowing us students to stand at the front of the room and tell jokes. Many students liked this...
