Oct 12, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Ten-sion Rising Read Ten-sion Rising Customer: "Okay. What time do you guys close? Me: "Ten O'clock." Customer: "Alright. What time do you guys close? Me: "Ten." Customer: "Got it. So, what time do you guys close?...
Oct 12, 2026 from Avenyora Journal Midheaven vs 10th House Cusp: Why Your MC Can Be Elsewhere Your MC does not have to sit on the tenth-house boundary. Compare the point, the house cusp, and the house system before treating a chart difference as a mistake.
Oct 12, 2026 from Thejesh GN 46 It feels like a major life turn after 35, even though I thought 35 was like half-life. I haven’t crossed the second half-life yet. I think there are a couple more years until the second half-life, ...
Oct 12, 2026 from Puzzlify notes A thank-you for the volunteers at your weekly community run: a finish-line photo as a jigsaw, with your note at the end Written by the team behind Puzzlify. Puzzlify is our product, so weigh what follows with that in mind. We've tried to make this useful even if you never use it. We're not affiliated with parkrun or...
Oct 12, 2026 from Puzzlify notes A thank-you for the allotment neighbour who watered your plot all summer: a harvest photo as a jigsaw, with your note at the end Written by the team behind Puzzlify. Puzzlify is our product, so weigh what follows with that in mind. We've tried to make this useful even if you never use it. We're not affiliated with any allotm...
Oct 12, 2026 from Puzzlify notes A thank-you for the school-run parent who drove your kids all term: a photo as a jigsaw, with your note at the end Written by the team behind Puzzlify. Puzzlify is our product, so weigh what follows with that in mind. We've tried to make this useful even if you never use it. We're not affiliated with any school...
Oct 12, 2026 from Puzzlify notes A thank-you for your junior netball coach at the end of the season: a team photo as a jigsaw, with your note at the end Written by the team behind Puzzlify. Puzzlify is our product, so weigh what follows with that in mind. We've tried to make this useful even if you never use it. We're not affiliated with any netbal...
Oct 12, 2026 from Puzzlify notes A thank-you for your junior ice hockey coach at the end of the season: a team photo as a jigsaw, with your note at the end Written by the team behind Puzzlify. Puzzlify is our product, so weigh what follows with that in mind. We've tried to make this useful even if you never use it. We're not affiliated with any ice ho...
Oct 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Madness Reaching Topping Tipping Point Read Madness Reaching Topping Tipping Point We currently have a carryout deal for a large one-topping pizza for $6 at the pizza place where I work. A middle-aged couple enters the store and walks u...
Oct 11, 2026 from The Autodidacts Listening to music as an active process Although I’m a semi-professional musician, most days, I listen to far less music than my friends. I generally work in silence, cook in silence, run in silence. When I do listen to music, usually in...
Oct 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Forever 21 Questions Read Forever 21 Questions Me: "No, I'm sorry. You're in the wrong store; this shirt is from Forever 21." Customer: "Aren't you sister companies?" Me: "No. We have a Forever 21 in the mall if you wa...
Oct 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Literal Blood Money Read Literal Blood Money Me: "I'm sorry, but I can't accept that coin." Customer: "Why not?" Me: "Because it's covered in blood." Customer: "It's still money!" Read Literal Blood Money
Oct 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Book Lovers Read Book Lovers Patron: "Dear Madam, you know that I do not like to complain…" I confirmed that he was indeed a most tolerant soul and forgiving of our shortcomings. He nodded: Patron: "Thank you....
Oct 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com No Cents Of Irony Read No Cents Of Irony I work in one of those dollar stores where everything is… you guessed it… a dollar. Customer: *Holds out a $50 bill.* "Can I get fifty ones with this?" Me: "Uh, I don't have ...
Oct 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Ginger Snapped Read Ginger Snapped A customer wearing leopard-print skintight leggings and a shirt that said "daddy" on it, rather than approaching me, stood in place from another department and screamed: Custome...
Oct 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Those Little Moments That Make Parenting Worth It Read Those Little Moments That Make Parenting Worth It I am having a discussion with my four-year-old kid. Please note that we are not Christians. Four-Year-Old: "Mom? What is paradise?" Me: "Parad...
Oct 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Park It Forward, Part 2 Read Park It Forward, Part 2 Me: "Hey, I have about ninety minutes left on this ticket; does anyone want it?" Older Man: *First in line.* "I'm not falling for it! This is a scam!" Me: "How would it...
Oct 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Just Let It Bee Read Just Let It Bee A customer handed me a lip balm. Customer: "Does this have any bees?" Me: "Beeswax? No, it—" Customer: "Not beeswax. Bees." Read Just Let It Bee
Oct 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read My ex-wife confinced me that I had a fourth kid. The kid is more into sniffing stuff and pooping outdoors than the previous ones we had, but I guess this can happen. She’s a canis lupus famili...
Oct 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I’m sure every country has a version where if you see a certain make of car in a certain colour, you get to slap your sibling. In Brazil it is blue beetles (fusca azul) and my husband and I st...
