Apr 03, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Loitering Comes In Many Flavors Read Loitering Comes In Many Flavors Me: "Sir, you gotta pay for those." Customer: "I don't think so." Me: "Hey! You can't just walk out with those!" Customer: *Walking out the door, triggering an ...
Apr 03, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Out Of Sight, Out Of Date Read Out Of Sight, Out Of Date Me: "Uh, who left their chocolate eggs at my desk?" Coworker #1: "Oh, you found some, too?" Coworker #2: "Yeah, I had some on my keyboard when I got back from lunch!"...
Apr 03, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Mexican’t Believe You Did That Again Read Mexican’t Believe You Did That Again A pregnant customer is ordering her burrito. Customer: "Can I get the… uh…" *Points.* "…the Mexican yoghurt?" Me: "The sour cream?" Read Mexican’t Believe ...
Apr 03, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Only Signing Is Signing Off Read Only Signing Is Signing Off I informed the manager that we were collectively not going to sign the write-up slips. Her alternative threat was that we would be fired, to which I informed her th...
Apr 03, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com If You’re Not Here To Read The Books, At Least Read The Room Read If You’re Not Here To Read The Books, At Least Read The Room Me: "Ma'am! You can't be yelling in the library." Patron: "I don't see a sign that says be quiet." Read If You’re Not Here To Read ...
Apr 03, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Been Storing That Up For Years Read Been Storing That Up For Years Customer: "I just got an email from you that your prices are going up next year?!" Me: "Yes, ma'am, our prices go up some years by a percent or two to keep up wi...
Apr 03, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Slow Cooking Read Slow Cooking Employees who haven’t had their flu shot are required to wear a mask during "flu season," defined by specific dates which I don’t remember off the top of my head. There is a teena...
Apr 03, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Birthday Gift That Kept On Giving Read The Birthday Gift That Kept On Giving Girlfriend: "Why the h*** are you drinking?" Friend #1: "Because the drinks taste good." Girlfriend: "Are you done?" Friend #1: "Done what?" Girlfriend: "...
Apr 03, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Too Tall An Order Read Too Tall An Order Me: "Sorry, but he's way too small for this ride. For safety reasons, I can't let him on." Dad: "…We'll risk it." Me: "Uh… sir, I'm not giving you a choice." Read Too Tall An...
Apr 03, 2026 from LifeDev.net 7 Powerful Self-Regulation Techniques for Calmer Thoughts and Better Choices Self-regulation techniques are not cold psychological tricks, but everyday tools that help a person stay grounded when emotions, thoughts, and situations threaten to spin out of control. In a time...
Apr 03, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Dist-Door-Ted Audio Read Dist-Door-Ted Audio Grandma: "What's taking so long?!" Sister: *Snarikly.* "I'm in the bathroom, Grandma!" Grandma doesn't like the tone and demands: Grandma: "What did you just say, young lad...
Apr 03, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com We Really Hope That’s Just Dry Humor Read We Really Hope That’s Just Dry Humor Friend Husband: "We've been there! It's fun, but don't go during the summer. The humidity is crazy." Me: "Humidity? Really? But it's so dry there." Friend ...
Apr 03, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Sadly, These People Are Fur Real Read Sadly, These People Are Fur Real Customer: "Where are your puppies?" Me: "We don't sell puppies, ma'am. We sell supplies that a puppy would need and dog food." Customer: "But you're a pet stor...
Apr 03, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read A woman today decided that I didn’t check her out of the store fast enough. She was standing on the other side of a display from the checkout and was clearly browsing the Christmas cards displ...
Apr 03, 2026 from Thejesh GN Weekly Notes 14/2026 We are on holiday. The week before the holiday was mostly spent covering for things that can happen during the vacation. Of course, you can’t imagine everything and solve it. But I think the teams ...
Apr 03, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Oh, Deer Read Oh, Deer Me: "Why are the police in the ER? Did we get a patient presenting a risk?" Nurse: "Well, a couple of guys from somewhere they don’t have deer were driving through the county… where w...
Apr 03, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read My mom and I are doing dishes and chatting. A topic reminds me of another topic and that reminds me of another thing and so on – that thing your brain does when it makes a hundred new connecti...
Apr 03, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Pet Pee-ve Read Pet Pee-ve Guest: "Oh, but these are my service dogs, you have to accept them!" Me: "Well, your service dog dropped a turd in our hallway last night, meaning it isn't trained properly and we a...
Apr 03, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read Before the mobile phone era, I was sixteen and working a summer job in an ice cream parlour in a touristic place. Nothing excessively fancy, just about twenty tables in a not so famous tourist...
Apr 03, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read A woman is standing in front of the patio umbrellas. They’re 75% off because it’s the end of the season, which means there are only a few left. Customer: “This is it? You barely have any.” Me:...
