Apr 23, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Finger Lickin’ Obvious Read Finger Lickin’ Obvious Customer: "What you got besides chicken?" Me: "We're a chicken restaurant, sir. Our menu is small but high quality." Customer: "And what precisely are people who don't w...
Apr 23, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com That’s Not Gospel Music Read That’s Not Gospel Music The company owner was a decent boss, but was perpetually trying to get his employees to see The Light. He would periodically send out links to religious articles or vid...
Apr 23, 2026 from Stranger Than Usual Speisekarten hinzufügen Die deutsche Android-Entwickler-Doku übersetzt „add menu“ etwas eigenwillig.
Apr 23, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Queue The Tantrum Read Queue The Tantrum Me: "Thank you for waiting. How may I assist you today?" Customer: "No, since I waited forty minutes, I will make you wait forty minutes now." Read Queue The Tantrum
Apr 23, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Flat Delivery From A Flat Country Read Flat Delivery From A Flat Country US Coworker: "Will these be difficult for us to do?" Dutch Coworker: "I don't know if it will be difficult for you because I don’t know your background." The ...
Apr 23, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com ‘Time’ To Call It Quits On This Plan Read ‘Time’ To Call It Quits On This Plan Caller: "I want a large pepperoni pizza for pickup." Me: "That's [price], and it will be ready in about twenty-five minutes." Caller: "Then I want a discou...
Apr 23, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com AA Degree, AAA Problem Read AA Degree, AAA Problem The lovely HR assistant is also new, and this is her first orientation without her manager supervising it. She's nervous and is fumbling a bit with getting her presentat...
Apr 23, 2026 from The New Leaf Journal Proctoring a High School Exam While in High School I share the story of that one time I briefly proctored a high school exam while I myself was a high school student.
Apr 23, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A State Of Delusion Read A State Of Delusion Me: "Cool! All three together comes to… $7." Customer: "I'm from Oregon." Me: "Okay." Customer: "So… what's the price now?" Read A State Of Delusion
Apr 23, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Major Disc-connect Read A Major Disc-connect Customer: "I've been trying to install Microsoft Office for two months!" I'm thinking two months is a bit of overkill, but, of course, I have to know what would lead her t...
Apr 23, 2026 from Peter's Path Veluwe Wander Trail part 21 Hiked part 21/25 of the Veluwe Wander Trail, 11.2 kilometres from Elspeet to Echoput. Left Elspeet along a quiet lane and walked past an old brick farmhouse dated 1788. The route then went through ...
Apr 23, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Leaving The Door Unlocked Is A Grave Mistake Read Leaving The Door Unlocked Is A Grave Mistake Boss: "And remember, always lock the doors behind you. Always." Me: "Wow, you said that intensely." Boss: "I have to. Partially for your safety, bu...
Apr 23, 2026 from Peter's Path Veluwe Wander Trail part 20 Hiked part 20/25 of the Veluwe Wander Trail, 11.8 kilometres from Garderen to Elspeet. Walked from Garderen past the Canadian war memorial and out onto the open heath of the Elspeterheide. The sky ...
Apr 23, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Parent’s Sole Responsibility Read A Parent’s Sole Responsibility Father: "My son's outgrown his boots. I want the most inexpensive option to replace them, as he’s only going to outgrow them again." I measure his foot, go out b...
Apr 23, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Coordinating A Meet Up Is Not A Walk In The Park Read Coordinating A Meet Up Is Not A Walk In The Park Dad had already checked the information before posting, but the night before, he decided to do so once more. The meeting point was given as a s...
Apr 23, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Noble Roots Read Noble Roots Me: "Oh, carrots. We need those. Grab them." Friend: *Looks at the price.* "Wow! These are soooo expensive!" Me: "Oh, well, those are heirloom carrots, so they would be." Read Nobl...
Apr 23, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Didn’t We Have A Tea Party Over This? Read Didn’t We Have A Tea Party Over This? Customer: "What kind of teas do you have?" Waitress: *Confused by the question.* "Sweet or unsweet." Customer: "No, like hot teas." Waitress: *Getting it....
Apr 23, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read So… this guy we hired wasn’t working out. He was dumber than a sack of rocks, and couldn’t follow a procedure that was written in pictographs in front of him. The worst part was he had a reall...
Apr 23, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read After the kids leave for Christmas vacation, we usually take a few days to clear up any loose ends around the school, to have a staff meeting to discuss the prior year and the upcoming one, an...
Apr 23, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read Many years ago when I was in college, I found out that a friend of mine was being abused by her boyfriend, primarily when he was drinking. She refused to leave him, and I knew that confronting...
