Feb 22, 2026 from BIX dot BLOG The Font Of Wisdom In my (coming up on) twenty-six years of blogging, I’ve had some site designs you’d have been right to call “aggressively unreadable”. Just take a look at this design used on furiousnads.com in the...
Feb 22, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Don’t Throw Rainbow Cats In Glass Houses Read Don’t Throw Rainbow Cats In Glass Houses Owner: "Come on [Regular's Name]. It's just a cartoon cat." Regular: "And it's trying to be cute while portraying immoral values, and I will not—" Owne...
Feb 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Hungry For The Past Read Hungry For The Past Customer: "Can I get [Burger]?" Me: "Uh, I don't think I know that one. What's on it?" Customer: "Are you new? You should know what's on it! You have a coupon for it!" Read...
Feb 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Maybe They Were Dust Bunnies? Read Maybe They Were Dust Bunnies? Boss: "You got this ticket to repair this computer?" Me: "Clean it. The customer wanted it dusted out." Boss: "You returned it uncleaned?" Read Maybe They Were Du...
Feb 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com When You’re A PHENOMENON Read When You’re A PHENOMENON Regular: "Wow! Who was that?!" Me: "My boyfriend's ex." Regular: "Your boyfriend was with her… before he was with you?!" Read When You’re A PHENOMENON
Feb 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Stay Mild, But You’re Not Getting A Mild Read Stay Mild, But You’re Not Getting A Mild Me: "I'm sorry, sir. Because you're buying this for someone else, I can't sell it to you." Customer: "I'm not buying it for someone else." Me: "I could...
Feb 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Maybe If You Blend It? Read Maybe If You Blend It? Me: "Hi, welcome in! Can I get you started with some drinks?" Customer: "Steak and shrimp fajitas." Me: "Well, that's a weird thing to drink!" Read Maybe If You Blend It?
Feb 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Game Over, Dad Read Game Over, Dad Mum: "So… I saw the boys playing the other day." Dad: "Mmhmm." Mum: "Yes, it was such an interesting game. They were taking turns making an alien burst out of their chests." Rea...
Feb 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Teenage Mutant Renaissance Man Read Teenage Mutant Renaissance Man Friend: "My nephew wanted to get a big poster of The Peruvian Man, but his mum said no because of the nudity." Me: "The what, man?" Read Teenage Mutant Renaissan...
Feb 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com McGrow Up Read McGrow Up I was behind what I could only describe now as a giant toddler. He was griping and moaning the whole time with only two people ahead of him, and by the time he got up to the register...
Feb 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read Caller *very aggressive right off the bat*: I need Ed NOW! Me: I’m sorry we don’t have anyone here by that name. If you tell me why you are calling, I can try and direct you to someone else wh...
Feb 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Law Of Recurrence Read Law Of Recurrence During the finals period, my study group checked out the last ten years of exams and took them to a study room. We quickly noticed that the professor only had three exams, an...
Feb 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read (My girlfriend cut the space between her fingers, and instead of listening to all of the people who had actually seen her wound and advised her to seek medical attention, she listened to the o...
Feb 21, 2026 from Chronicles of Miss Miseria So Farrr... Between the Last Post and the Upcoming Week The satisfaction in self-destruction is what keeps me from getting out. Last night, right after I finished writing my previous post and went to bed, I saw two emails. I had been selected for two go...
Feb 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I was quite an unruly child, running around and breaking stuff, rarely thinking things through or considering the potential consequences of my actions. This happened when I was about 5 or 6 ye...
Feb 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read My husband is not some friendless entity. He simply works from home full-time. I work a hybrid-model myself, working fron home 2-3 times a week. Husband: *out of the blue* “I don’t know if I a...
Feb 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read Reading this story (https://notalwaysright.com/sometimes-what-you-need-is-a-workaround/343953/) reminded me of one of my own. I was probably three or four years old at this point, but while I ...
Feb 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read My name is not American, but for arguments sake, let’s pretend it’s Cassidy, as that name has just enough in common with mine for the clarity of this story. The grocery store near me has recen...
Feb 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Blessings Of Daily Bread Read Blessings Of Daily Bread The cashier looks at all sides of the bread bag and tries to scan it a couple of more times just for fun, but nothing happens. The cashier then looks up at me. Cashier...
