Oct 01, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Economies Of Fail Read Economies Of Fail He always brings a single carton of organic milk and maybe a loaf of bread to my lane, and instead of paying, he starts a full-on debate about the price. He is absolutely con...
Oct 01, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read *Watching and trying to speak to someone whose on break and trying to grab their lunch* Me; “hi, have you been served yet? Rude customer; “not yet I’m invisible it seems” College getting lunch...
Oct 01, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I was in this meeting with, among others, [Senior colleague] and [North African colleague]. The meeting was about reviewing past work and planning new activities, and while the discussion was ...
Oct 01, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Log Story Short Read Log Story Short Client: "I want you to add [new feature]." Me: "We're about to release the latest build, and that feature will require some extensive recoding, so I'll put it on the backlog un...
Oct 01, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I’m sitting on a restaurant patio across the street from a fenced in playground on a quiet, warm, sunny afternoon. Everything is peaceful, until I hear a nearby make the most gut-wrenching, so...
Oct 01, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I’m about seven months pregnant, sleeping soundly having one of those normal weird dreams that you have no idea how or why your brain conjured it up. In it, I’m being verbally accosted when it...
Oct 01, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Taiwan Up Loose Ends Read Taiwan Up Loose Ends Me: "The people living at your old address refused the delivery, so it was returned to the sender." Customer: "Then bring it back." Me: "The sender is in Taiwan, and the t...
Oct 01, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Putting The No Into Eco-No-Mics Read Putting The No Into Eco-No-Mics Anyone who has ever purchased tires knows they aren't usually cheap. I look up the recommended tire size and discover that we have exactly one available. It's m...
Oct 01, 2026 from Roy Tang Final Fantasy VII Rebirth (PS5) I finished the first game in this trilogy back in 2020 and put off the 2nd game because I didn't have a PS5. This year a friend lent me his PS5 for a few months andthere were only 2 games I wanted ...
Oct 01, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Don’t Be Sour Grapes Read Don’t Be Sour Grapes I work at Chipotle. Customer: "Can I have the white salsa?" Me: "Can you point to it?" Read Don’t Be Sour Grapes
Oct 01, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Stick To Your Biscuits, Marvin Read Stick To Your Biscuits, Marvin Our CEO is visiting our remote satellite office, located deep in the Southern States. Our managers are eager to keep his tour very curated and controlled, but th...
Oct 01, 2026 from Noahie's Blog Man of Scribbles The rhetorician sleeps again. Two olanzapines last night, 400 mg of liquid caffeine this morning. The uneasiness and looming anxieties that come with mania drive me to such tears of lunacy that the...
Sep 30, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Too Late For Sunny Side Up, And Sunny Go Down Read Too Late For Sunny Side Up, And Sunny Go Down Guest: "Where's the breakfast buffet?" Me: "Breakfast ended four hours ago." Guest: "Then reopen the kitchen." Me: "I'm sorry, but breakfast servi...
Sep 30, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Parad-Ice Found Read Parad-Ice Found For those of you who don't know, Michigan is one of the coldest states in the USA, and Hawaii is a tropical island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean. I never had a good tolera...
Sep 30, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Striking Out On Basic Multiplication Read Striking Out On Basic Multiplication Customer: "But your website says it's $2.99 per game!" Me: "It's $2.99 per person, per game!" Customer: "That's misleading!" Read Striking Out On Basic Mul...
Sep 30, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Low-Key Security Read Low-Key Security Me: "Hi, I got locked out of my room." Concierge: "What room number is it?" Me: "321, here's my—" I'm about to get my ID out, but the concierge just hands me a room key. Read ...
Sep 30, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com When They Have No Hang Ups About Saying That Word Read When They Have No Hang Ups About Saying That Word Caller: "Oh, finally! Finally, I didn't get an [n-word] this time! You sound so much nicer than them other girls. I've been hanging up every t...
Sep 30, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Hire Fire Misfire Read A Hire Fire Misfire Manager: "Hello, is this [My Name]?" Me: "You got him. What can I do for you?" Manager: "Well, this is [Manager] from [Business], and I'm calling to let you know that, sinc...
