May 16, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read My girlfriend (female) and I (also female, 2 years younger) always have our cars’ service/tire changes/etc. done at the same small local workshop. At this point, we’ve been going to this works...
May 16, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Underdressed For Success Read Underdressed For Success Customer: "Why is that ringing up as full price? You have a sale on!" Me: "The sale is only on outerwear, madam." Customer: "Bras are outerwear, so are included in the...
May 16, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Blast From The Immediate Past Read Blast From The Immediate Past One night, about ten minutes after the fireworks ended, I had a guest come up to me and ask: Guest: "What time will the fireworks be?" Read Blast From The Immedia...
May 16, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Mint Condition… Kinda Read Mint Condition… Kinda Owner: "You know how to make a mint mojito, right? You have bar experience." Me: "I do, but we don't have any mint." Owner: "Yeah, we do! Follow me." Read Mint Condition…...
May 16, 2026 from Noahie's Blog Piss On Concrete I've been thrown the fuck off. I am feeling formulaic, creatively destitute. No matter; these things are part of it all, and in my mind's eye—a small glimmer of light will shine and show me the way...
May 15, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com No PAL, No NTSC, Just LP Read No PAL, No NTSC, Just LP A young guy comes over holding a vinyl album: Customer: "Is this region specific?" Me: "Region specific? You mean, like region locked?" Read No PAL, No NTSC, Just LP
May 15, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Life Of Brian Read The Life Of Brian Brian: *Out of nowhere, to the entire office, but directly at no one.* "If we smelled with our hands instead of our noses, imagine how differently designed the world would be...
May 15, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Groundbreaking Produce Knowledge Read Groundbreaking Produce Knowledge Customer: "All your watermelons look weird! They have a flat-ish yellow-y side!" Me: "Oh, that’s normal. That's just from them being on the ground." Customer: ...
May 15, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com AC-quired Read AC-quired I arrive, and the worker behind the counter looks bored out of her mind. She's sorting boxes or something. Me: "Hi! I'm here to pick up my AC unit, my name is—" Worker: "Okay, here."...
May 15, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Check In Checkmate Read Check In Checkmate Guest: "I have been to HUNDREDS of hotels, and I have NEVER had to show an ID!" Me: *Shouting over.* "I have been to HUNDREDS of hotels, and I have NEVER NOT had to show an ...
May 15, 2026 from Chronicles of Miss Miseria the salary arrived. so did the sinkhole. It is Friday, May 15th, 2026.Five days since I wrote that all roads lead to rot, and unfortunately, the road has not developed better civic planning since then. It is still the same road. Same poth...
May 15, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Fan-demonium Read Fan-demonium As it passed about 10,000 rpm, I hit the power button and called up our tech repair folks. The tech listened to my description and asked: Tech: "How fast is the fan running?" Me: ...
May 15, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Mum’s The Word… Literally Read Mum’s The Word… Literally Caller: "Look, I'm not the account holder, I'm his mother. I just need to change the address on the account." Me: "Is your son there with you?" Caller: "No. He's very...
May 15, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com DS-ception Read DS-ception Me: "This isn’t what was sold." Customer: "That’s what was in the box." Me: "You purchased a Nintendo DS. This is a Game Boy Advance." Customer: "That’s what we got." Read DS-ception
May 15, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Engaged And Enraged Read Engaged And Enraged I once had a job trying to force me to quit by cutting my hours from over thirty-five a week down to less than fifteen. I knew what they were doing, as it was a conman tact...
May 15, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Crush And Burn Read Crush And Burn Back in high school, a classmate and very close friend of mine had a big crush on a girl we often met on our way to the bus stop. We knew she had a boyfriend, but nevertheless, ...
May 15, 2026 from Chronicles of Miss Miseria [dVerse] May 15th - Inventory for Staying Alive in Public One safety pin fastened to the inside of a wobbly long top.One phone charged to 63%, which is not enough, but is treated like faith.One friend who knows the cab number, the driver’s name, the route...
May 15, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Power To The People Read Power To The People Caller: "Hi, do you offer a 'Good Citizen' discount?" Me: "What would qualify under such a discount, ma'am?" Caller: "You know, being a generally good citizen." Read Power ...
May 15, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com From Alley Cat To Ally Cat Read From Alley Cat To Ally Cat By the grocery store I used to work at while I was in college, there was an alley cat that everyone called "Razor Face". Middle-aged, for a cat, and full of p*** and...
May 15, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Super Stupid Read Super Stupid I'm showing them to a friend, who's never been in immediate danger of joining Mensa, but they really outdid themselves by asking: Read Super Stupid
