Aug 01, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Taxing Faxing, Part 45 Read Taxing Faxing, Part 45 I'm a tax accountant. Client: "Why am I paying so much tax?!" Me: "Well, someone has to pay for the schools and roads." Read Taxing Faxing, Part 45
Aug 01, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Jewel Of Denial Read Jewel Of Denial A woman walks through the security scanner at the airport and immediately sets it off. It takes me half a second to look at her to realize why. Me: "Ma'am, you need to remove a...
Aug 01, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Elevator Pitch Read The Elevator Pitch Man #2: "Ugh, doesn’t ANYONE here know how to dress?!" Me: "It's a very relaxed dress code here." Man #2: "That’s no excuse. Dress for the job you want, not the job you have...
Aug 01, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Ceiling Fan Was Innocent Read The Ceiling Fan Was Innocent Guest: "There's a sound in my room. It's really bugging me!" I follow her to her room. As we're outside, I say: Me: "I'm surprised you can hear it with the helicop...
Aug 01, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Signaling Their Intentions Read Signaling Their Intentions Customer: "Can a Wi-Fi antenna be installed on the PC to improve reception?" Me: "For the best result, it should be installed on the WIFI access point." Customer: "T...
Aug 01, 2026 from Peter's Path Pelgrims Path part 05 Hiked part 5/27 of the Pelgrims Path, 18.82 kilometres from Reeuwijk to Haastrecht. You walk right through the Reeuwijkse Plassen along the narrow lanes that separate the lakes. In 1657 four felled...
Aug 01, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Box Office Bomb Read Box Office Bomb At this theatre, we turned off the screens if no one bought tickets for the movie. Dude comes back out after the movie was supposed to have started, complaining that it's not p...
Aug 01, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Nurture Wins Read Nurture Wins Biological Father: "Hey [My Name], I’m your father." Me: "No, you aren’t. He’s my daddy." *Pointing to the man who raised me.* Biological Father: "No, I’m the one that made you." ...
Aug 01, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Seeing Red In The Blueprints Read Seeing Red In The Blueprints I bought a house with a garden and sold my flat. The buyer was a foreign worker who had been renting until then. He doesn't speak Italian, but he makes himself und...
Aug 01, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Whine And Dine Read Whine And Dine Me: "What can I do for you?" Customer: *Almost yelling.* "My friend's glass is fuller! I want more wine too!" She points at the glass with more ice. It appears, due to displacem...
Aug 01, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I am picking up my new glasses at the optician and am ready to pay. The store is empty this close to closing, so the staff are all gathered near the single register. The glasses are about 450€...
Aug 01, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I’m the author behind the myriad nightmare stories of my elementary, middle, and high school experiences, as well as Pawwws (https://notalwaysright.com/pawwws/376479/). Today I have another fu...
Aug 01, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I work at a store that uses iPhone’s for all transaction’s (and maybe we sell them too) Customer: “I’d get fired if I was doing that at my job. Me: (confused and looking down at my body in cas...
Aug 01, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read The other night, house-spouse and I were talking about romance in general, and got onto the topic of our online and in person dating histories prior to meeting, and I couldn’t help but want to...
Aug 01, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I work at a library in a small town. For the most part, the people are wonderful, but there are always a few who make you want to rip your hair out. One day, a kid was being incredibly loud an...
Aug 01, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I worked in a grocery store in my late teens and early twenties. As a young woman I got some flirty male customers, but I was babyfaced enough that most would assume that I was underage and ba...
Aug 01, 2026 from Jasco's Website Expand Text I talk about our recent migration of ticketing systems, AI slop, and toxic positivity
Aug 01, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com To Think Outside The Box, One Must Open The Box Read To Think Outside The Box, One Must Open The Box Caller: "My Internet has gone out." Me: "What lights are shining on your modem?" Caller: "None." Me: "Is it plugged in?" Caller: "Of course not,...
Aug 01, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com If You Run From Reading You’ll Get Nowhere Read If You Run From Reading You’ll Get Nowhere Wife: "Can't you just come here and build it for us?" Me: "No ma'am, we can't do that, but if you get the instructions, I can maybe help your husband...
