Apr 15, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Sight-Seeing, Clarified Read Sight-Seeing, Clarified I'm working at an excursions desk on a large cruise ship. A family (parents, two teen daughters) approaches and asks about a boating tour. Mother: "So, if I go on this ...
Apr 15, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Muffin to Fear… Or Is There? Read Muffin to Fear… Or Is There? Me: "Hey, [Coworker], I saw you emailed the office to say you made chocolate muffins for everyone?" Coworker: "Yes! Help yourself!" Me: "Did you mean to start the ...
Apr 14, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Knock It Off Read Knock It Off A woman comes in and presents to me a knockoff of one of our items. A really, really bad one. Me: "Yes?" Woman: "This broke. I want a replacement." Read Knock It Off
Apr 14, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Got It Digit-all Covered Read Got It Digit-all Covered Customer: "So there are these two types, the UVG32 and the UVG32+. Aside from the + model costing 20 euros more, I can't find any differences. According to the tags an...
Apr 14, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Customers Like You Are Rare Read Customers Like You Are Rare Me: "I'll get the beef carpaccio." Waiter: "Sir, I just want you to be aware that it is an uncooked dish." Me: "I mean, of course it is. It's carpaccio." Waiter: *W...
Apr 14, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Corporate Are Winging It Read Corporate Are Winging It Customer: "Excuse me, but why have all the sandwich spreads been moved? They were near the baking and bakery sections before, but now they're over near the salads? Tha...
Apr 14, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Stopping A Wire Before It Crossed Read Stopping A Wire Before It Crossed Cashier: "And why are you sending this money?" Old Woman: "My landlady emailed me that she is travelling. She told me she wouldn't be able to pick up my rent ...
Apr 14, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Shave And A Haircut… One Hour Read Shave And A Haircut… One Hour Manager: "You don't look presentable! Go home and get a proper shave!" I worked kitchen, and I was about twenty at the time, so after a couple of days of not shav...
Apr 14, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Avocado-No-No, Part 5 Read Avocado-No-No, Part 5 I'm a self-checkout attendant in a grocery store. I'm helping an elderly customer who's having trouble navigating our produce selection menu (the scanner HATES the barcod...
Apr 14, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Oh! The Stories You’ll Hear! Read Oh! The Stories You’ll Hear! I do writing commissions as a side job. The following is taken from a chat log after someone pings me for a commission slot: Client: "Hey, so you do stories, right...
Apr 14, 2026 from Peter's Path Veluwe Wander Trail part 11 Hiked part 11/25 of the Veluwe Wander Trail, 16.2 kilometres from Vierhouten to Vaassen. From Vierhouten the trail leads through pine and spruce forest onto the wide open heathland, dotted with sol...
Apr 14, 2026 from Thejesh GN Bees on the Balcony I recently added setting up a proper Bee hotel as a goal, but I didn’t think something similar would happen naturally. I love the concept of Bee hotels. Bee hotel is a man-made structure for solita...
Apr 14, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Snap Them Back To Humanity Read Snap Them Back To Humanity While we were waiting, the lady at the gate was so kind and updated everyone as often as possible. We could see she was getting frustrated because everyone was askin...
Apr 14, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Slick Exit Strategy Read A Slick Exit Strategy I maintain cars for a living. Where I work, we have in-ground pits; once we pull the car in, we can do anything we need to do underneath the car without having to lift it...
Apr 14, 2026 from The Public Domain Review Introducing PDR Press Minis Announcing an exciting new book series!
Apr 14, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com When You Can’t Lose Read When You Can’t Lose My mom was picking me up from middle school one terrible day. I was picked on all that day and was just looking forward to going home and licking my wounds for the next day...
Apr 14, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Your Definitions Are Worlds Apart Read Your Definitions Are Worlds Apart Friend: "So if America is the richest of the third world countries, how come we can’t afford to fix our d*** roads!" Me: "Uh, [Friend], America isn’t third wo...
Apr 14, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Smells Like A You Problem Read Smells Like A You Problem I am leaving my shift at a grocery store, apron on my arm, purse on the other shoulder, leg lifted to enter the driver's side of my boyfriend's truck. A customer appr...
Apr 14, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read (When I was in third grade, my family moved and I had to change schools in the middle of the school year. In my state, standardized testing begins in third grade. One day, a few days after I h...
Apr 14, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Radio Silence Is Preferred Read Radio Silence Is Preferred One part of the morning show was to announce birthdays that people had called in. It was my birthday (1997), and we were listening to the radio as usual. DJ: "…and w...
