Jun 03, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The House Always Wins… Arguments Read The House Always Wins… Arguments Guest: "I want my money back! The machine error caused me to lose!" Me: "So if you'd won a jackpot, you'd be offering it back for the same reason?" Read The Ho...
Jun 03, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Franklinly My Dear Read Franklinly My Dear I work at the local county history museum. Part of my job is helping people with their research involving historic documents that originated in or pertained to the county. P...
Jun 03, 2026 from The New Leaf Journal Playoff Success of 8.5+ Regular Season SRS NBA Teams The Oklahoma City Thunder lost in the 2026 Western Conference Finals despite having a historically great regular season SRS. I examine how the top SRS teams in NBA history performed in the playoffs.
Jun 03, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Display Of Patience Read A Display Of Patience Me: *I moved the monitors apart from one another.* Owner: "OH! No, no, you can't do that, I have to drag things back and forth." Me: "You will still be able to do that." ...
Jun 02, 2026 from The New Leaf Journal NBA Finals Appearance Droughts In honor of the 2026 Eastern Conference Champion New York Knicks, I take a look at the longest broken and ongoing NBA Finals droughts.
Jun 02, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Seeds Of Love Read Seeds Of Love A customer comes up to me with one red and one green shirt. Customer: "I need fifteen of each of these, in these sizes." He hands me a piece of paper with the sizes and quantitie...
Jun 02, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com These Shoes Were Made For Walking… Away From This Argument Read These Shoes Were Made For Walking… Away From This Argument Cashier: *Laughs.* "I’m not paying for new shoes. This is a [Store] issue." Me: "No, it’s not." Cashier: "So you expect me to use my ...
Jun 02, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com When Real Service Meets Fake Names Read When Real Service Meets Fake Names Barista: "Caramel hazelnut mocha for Laura!" No one answers. Barista: *Louder.* "Caramel hazelnut mocha for Laura!" This repeats one more time when a woman l...
Jun 02, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Door Dashed Expectations Read Door Dashed Expectations The worker on the other end of the line starts by apologising, saying the driver grabbed the wrong food and that he still has ours, we can come and pick it up for free...
Jun 02, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Calling The Manager (Southern) Bell, Part 3 Read Calling The Manager (Southern) Bell, Part 3 Manager: "So you wore this suit at the weekend, and by the looks of things, had a grand ol' time with it, and now you want to return it instead of p...
Jun 02, 2026 from Improve Something Today Wrapping up the first 10 years of Improve Something Today It’s been a busy two weeks on the site :)
Jun 02, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Driven To The Wrong Conclusion Read Driven To The Wrong Conclusion My Mother: "Are you certain that we're at the correct address?" It looks nothing like what she was expecting a high-end hotel to look like. Chauffeur: "This is t...
Jun 02, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Refusable Reusable Read Refusable Reusable Me: "Did you bring any bags with you, or would you like to buy some?" Customer: "Buy some?! What kind of scam are you pulling?!" I sigh internally as we've charged for bags ...
Jun 02, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Trouble Brewing, Part 16 Read Trouble Brewing, Part 16 Customer: *At the order speaker.* "Can I just get an empty drink cup?" Me: "Uh, we're not really supposed to—" Customer: "I don't mind paying the price of a drink, I j...
Jun 02, 2026 from Stranger Than Usual Klick- und tabbare barrierefreihe Tabellenzeilen in HTML Wie kann man Tabellenzeilen in HTML mit der Maus klickbar oder mit der Tastatur auswählbar machen, ohne die Barrierefreiheit zu opfern?
Jun 02, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com We Should Not Be Meeting, As I Have A Meeting Read We Should Not Be Meeting, As I Have A Meeting Driver: "Finally! If you’re gonna order food, be ready to collect it! I got other s*** to do!" Me: "I ordered no-contact delivery. I’m working." R...
Jun 02, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com It’s A Tender Subject Read It’s A Tender Subject Customer: "How many pieces are in an eight-piece meal?" Me: "Eight." Customer: "Oh. That's disappointing." Read It’s A Tender Subject
Jun 02, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Sound Advice Ignored Read Sound Advice Ignored A conversation between my mother and me is interrupted by my sister and father walking into the room mid-argument. Sister: "You never listen to me!" Dad: "That’s not true!...
Jun 02, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Call Of The Wildly Important Man Read The Call Of The Wildly Important Man My friend and I are in a small and usually chill café. Some guy with earphones is talking 'business' loudly on his phone. He sounds obnoxious enough as it ...
Jun 02, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com I’m Adam-ant I Did Not Say That Read I’m Adam-ant I Did Not Say That While she’s being very friendly, she’s also constantly dropping Bible quotes and political jargon into the conversation, which I find a little off-putting; too ...
