Feb 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Blessings Of Daily Bread Read Blessings Of Daily Bread The cashier looks at all sides of the bread bag and tries to scan it a couple of more times just for fun, but nothing happens. The cashier then looks up at me. Cashier...
Feb 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com It’s The Season For Brain Freeze Read It’s The Season For Brain Freeze At this time, the temperature was hovering around 30°F to 40°F (-1°C to 4°C) outside. A gentleman comes up to me and asks me if we have any fresh watermelons i...
Feb 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Corporate Have Moving Targets Read Corporate Have Moving Targets Many years ago, I decided to rent a [famous moving van company] to move a bunch of stuff from my parents' house in Nova Scotia to my house in Ontario. A few days ...
Feb 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com This Is Not A Drill, It’s A Kettle Read This Is Not A Drill, It’s A Kettle The customer snapped, and he threw the kettle lead (which came with a UK-style moulded plug on it) at my management and stormed out of the store. This was a ...
Feb 20, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Calling In Sick Would Have Been The Icing On The Birthday Cake Read Calling In Sick Would Have Been The Icing On The Birthday Cake Manager: "I don't think I'm going to be able to give you that day off." Me: *Explaining politely.* "I gave more than the required...
Feb 20, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Hot Take During A Cold Front Read A Hot Take During A Cold Front Customer: "Do you have any idea how freaking cold it is out right now!?" Cashier: "You said it's 25, so that's pretty cold, yep." Customer: "Shouldn't you have t...
Feb 20, 2026 from Stranger Than Usual Rollenspielszenen: Verfluchte Zunge Wie gehst du vor, wenn du eine perfekte Goblinverkleidung herbeizaubern kannst, aber kein Wort der Goblinsprache sprichst?
Feb 20, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Nothing Beets A New Retail Urban Legend Read Nothing Beets A New Retail Urban Legend I had a customer return a vacuum cleaner once, my supervisor did the return thankfully. The box went back on the floor unchecked. The next customer who ...
Feb 20, 2026 from The New Leaf Journal BIA Addresses Marriage Fraud on Valentine’s Eve The Board of Immigration Appeals published a precedential decision on issues related to marriage fraud investigations. I noticed it published the decision on Valentine's Eve.
Feb 20, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Sign Of Things to Come, Part 3 Read A Sign Of Things to Come, Part 3 Customer: "Do you guys make bumper stickers?!" Me: "Yes, ma'am, we certainly do." Customer: "Good! I want you to make a bumper sticker that says, 'Taylorson Hy...
Feb 20, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Critical Miss On Customer Retention Read A Critical Miss On Customer Retention This used to work fine for about a year, until December 2022, when the previous owner announced he had sold the store off to focus on his family. His repl...
Feb 20, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Stop… Thinking Read Stop… Thinking Customer: *Pointing at shared space.* "Can I park there?" Me: "No. And if the parking wardens see your car there, they will ticket it." Customer: "But there are no "No Parking" ...
Feb 20, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com No, We Are Definitely Not Gaslighting You! Read No, We Are Definitely Not Gaslighting You! Me: "Okay, so is the gas odor coming from a specific appliance? Like a stove or your boiler?" Customer: "Oh, let me check the basement!" Me: "No! Don...
Feb 20, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Giving You Some Curbside-Eye Read Giving You Some Curbside-Eye Employee: "Oh, I was looking for you before." Me: "I was right here." Employee: "No, I was out here twice." Me: "And you looked at me." Read Giving You Some Curbsi...
Feb 20, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com What Musical Are You Watching? Oh, All Of Them. Read What Musical Are You Watching? Oh, All Of Them. Some gay friends invite us over to watch a movie, and we end up picking a film called 'The Big Gay Musical.' One of the husbands is Chinese-Amer...
Feb 20, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com When The Owner Delivers A Religious Experience Read When The Owner Delivers A Religious Experience Head Customer: "Excuse me, can you not see that we're having a conversation?" The other women were wearing puckered faces and scowls, glaring and...
Feb 20, 2026 from Thejesh GN Weekly Notes 08/2026 Uma loves singing. Recently, she has been humming ಬಾನ ದಾರಿಯಲ್ಲಿ ಸೂರ್ಯ ಜಾರಿಹೋದ. I wanted to create a karaoke version of it. Since the video already had the lyrics embedded, all I needed to do was se...
Feb 20, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Well… That Clotted Cream Can Get Kinda Heavy Read Well… That Clotted Cream Can Get Kinda Heavy I'm at home, eight years old at the time, doing basic science homework. Me: "What direction does gravity pull you?" Mum: "Down." Read Well… That Cl...
Feb 20, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com They Must Be Fun To Overhear At Parties… Read They Must Be Fun To Overhear At Parties… Son: "Can I ask you a question?" Friend: "You just did." Son: "Can I ask you another one?" Friend: "You just did that, too." Read They Must Be Fun To O...
Feb 20, 2026 from Galaxy Garden Bak Baan's Second Litter of Puppies One of my uncles is taking care of our family durian plantation, with a dog he rescued as a stray a year ago and named Bak Baan after the mahjong tile 白板. My parents and I met Bak Baan for the firs...
