Sep 30, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Hire Fire Misfire Read A Hire Fire Misfire Manager: "Hello, is this [My Name]?" Me: "You got him. What can I do for you?" Manager: "Well, this is [Manager] from [Business], and I'm calling to let you know that, sinc...
Sep 30, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Neverending Toy Story Read The Neverending Toy Story Customer: "Do I need to watch the first movie to understand this one?" Me: "First movie?" Customer: "Yeah, because this is the second one, right? It's a sequel?" Me: ...
Sep 30, 2026 from Stranger Than Usual JPEG XL steht vor der Tür Firefox und Chromium unterstützen bald das neue Bildformat JPEG XL.
Sep 30, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Air Supply Read Air Supply I'm a flight attendant. Mid-flight, a passenger in the upper-class cabin calls me over. Customer: "I want another ginger beer." Me: "I'm sorry, sir, but we've run out." Customer: "A...
Sep 30, 2026 from Matthew Brunelle's Blog NixCon 2026 Workshop - Joining the Tangled Network The Tangled code forge has really hit its stride in development and offers a lot of interesting features like vouching and CI. Plus lots and lots of NixOS Support
Sep 30, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Loo’d Behavior Read Loo’d Behavior I’m a wheelchair user. I can walk small distances, but if I’m getting to and from the office every day, as well as getting around the building, I need the wheelchair if I want t...
Sep 30, 2026 from The Public Domain Review Philip Sidney and the Extreme (Dis)graces of the Parenthesis Erasmus called them “little moons” and George Puttenham praised them as “figures of tolerable disorder” (if used not too often “nor too thick”). For Philip Sidney, they were simply indispensable. F...
Sep 30, 2026 from The Public Domain Review “There is Nothing but Immortality!”: Walt Whitman and The Book of Heavenly Death (1905) Choice excerpts from *Leaves of Grass* that speak to Whitman’s conception of immortality.
Sep 30, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Only Thing That’s Vacant In This Place Is The Customer’s Stare Read The Only Thing That’s Vacant In This Place Is The Customer’s Stare Guest: "I'd like to rent a room." Me: "I'm sorry, but we're sold out tonight." Guest: "I need a room." Me: "I understand, but...
Sep 30, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Very Con-CERN-ed Read Very Con-CERN-ed Mum: "But they said it might make a black hole!" Me: "Mum, do you know what a black hole is?" Mum: "Well, no, but I can't ever think of falling into any kind of hole as a good...
Sep 30, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Drunk And Disorderpee Read Drunk And Disorderpee Me: "Hey [Sober Friend], I've noticed you never drink, and you're always the designated driver. Do you ever drink, or are you tee total?" Sober Friend: "I drink at home s...
Sep 30, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Curry On Regardless Read Curry On Regardless I work at a ramen place. Customer: "Do you sell noodles?" I thought he was joking, so I hesitated, but I realized he was serious. Me: "Yes." Read Curry On Regardless
Sep 30, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read *I’m playing a popular Roblox “1 vs All” horror game where one person is tasked with eliminating everyone else. My brother is playing a popular Roblox mascot horror/survival game where a group...
Sep 30, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Epi-c Fail Read Epi-c Fail I was on a first aid course with work colleagues. Teacher: "So, if someone was in anaphylactic shock from eating a peanut and you had an EpiPen, what would you do?" Read Epi-c Fail
Sep 30, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read This is a story about my friend’s younger brother, who was about 16 or 17 when this went down. Prior to this, one of his high school classmates publicly came out as a trans man since he natura...
Sep 30, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I’m at Lucca Comics, working as a stand-minder for a publishing house selling fantasy novels. During this, a guy approaches the stand, and he looks RIDICOULOUS: square sunglasses, long beard, ...
Sep 30, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com OOOOMG Read OOOOMG He snaps: Customer: "It’s a zero, obviously. It’s a number." I try it, but the system says it’s invalid. I try it again, with the same result. He leans closer and says, louder: Customer...
Sep 30, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read A senior girl entered my classroom, carrying a dozen pink roses. She hands me one. “This is for you, sir! I read somewhere that a very high percentage of men only receive flowers at their fune...
Sep 30, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read Time: end of the 1990’s. I was and am a goody-two-shoes. I never came late, made sure homework was done in time and even worked ahead more than once. I was and am very bad at PE. Our teacher d...
Sep 30, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Saw That Coming A Hundred Corns Away… Read Saw That Coming A Hundred Corns Away… I worked Produce for twelve years. One year we had an insane deal on corn, and I mean INSANE (I think there was an oversupply or someone massively overord...
