Jun 02, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Call Of The Wildly Important Man Read The Call Of The Wildly Important Man My friend and I are in a small and usually chill café. Some guy with earphones is talking 'business' loudly on his phone. He sounds obnoxious enough as it ...
Jun 02, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com I’m Adam-ant I Did Not Say That Read I’m Adam-ant I Did Not Say That While she’s being very friendly, she’s also constantly dropping Bible quotes and political jargon into the conversation, which I find a little off-putting; too ...
Jun 02, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I’ve been getting a lot of marketing calls from people who say they are from my bank. I tend to believe it as they have my name (which is rare in the country). As I have my own business where ...
Jun 02, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read We have onsite coffee shops and I have known the head cashier (Ms Star because she is) for years. She knows me well enough to put in my orders even when I’m exhausted and on autopilot. It has ...
Jun 02, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I’m a female manager at a big-box store. A mean customer comes in today, and he’s unaware that we have two new managers. He makes the “come here” gesture, which annoys me just as much as snapp...
Jun 02, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Quesa-Dilla With It Read Quesa-Dilla With It Customer: "I don't need a menu! I just ordered on the phone!" Me: "Yes, you ordered burritos, which we don't offer as we're a burger place." Customer: "Well, what the f*** ...
Jun 02, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I work at a gas station and have just gotten off shift. Man: “Hey, lady! I need you to help me buy cigarettes. I don’t have ID. I need you to use yours.” Me: “Uhh…” I don’t know why, but I fol...
Jun 02, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read [I was a high school teacher. We’re instructed to be aware of students who are being abused, and to look for signs: withdrawn behavior, odd and/or persistent injuries, etc.] [One day, a female...
Jun 02, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Knock Knock. Who’s Not Learning? Read Knock Knock. Who’s Not Learning? Customer: "Why isn't this door unlocked?! I come here EVERY SUNDAY, AND THIS DOOR IS NEVER UNLOCKED. I'M GOING TO CALL CORPORATE TO COMPLAIN ABOUT THIS!" Read ...
Jun 02, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read This happened years ago, when I was a teenager and still in high school. It’d been a long day between school itself and an evening band show, and I didn’t get home until after 9PM. By the time...
Jun 02, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Color Me Skeptical Read Color Me Skeptical Me: "What size is that?" Customer: "XX." Me: "I'm sorry, that's the largest size we carry." Customer: "Can you just check?" Read Color Me Skeptical
Jun 02, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com When The Baggage Is A Bit Emotional Read When The Baggage Is A Bit Emotional I then went upstairs and saw the suitcases piled up in the terrace - the furthest possible corner from the door. I marvelled at such pettiness for a bit. Re...
Jun 02, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Statute Of Limitations On Spoilers Has Expired Read The Statute Of Limitations On Spoilers Has Expired I used to be a bartender. A former regular brought in two women one day, around the time that 'The People vs. O.J. Simpson' was first aired. ...
Jun 02, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com That’s Beerly Customer Service Read That’s Beerly Customer Service The cashier spins the pay screen toward me, and I see "Select Tip for Amount" with percentages. I clicked the custom amount and entered "$0" before tapping my ca...
Jun 02, 2026 from Noahie's Blog Extend Yesterday afternoon, I finally got back into the gym after several weeks off. With the car crash happening and whatnot, I got thrown off from my fitness routine. But in the midst of "it's so over,"...
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Jun 01, 2026 from Jumbled Thoughts of a Fake Geek Boy Star Trek: Nemesis – Or, How To Kill a Franchise In Two Hours On the floor of the Romulan Senate, a momentous offer is under debate: an attempt by Shinzon (Tom Hardy), ruler of the twin world Remus, home of the Reman pariah class, to forge an alliance between...
Jun 01, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Bag To Differ Read Bag To Differ Me: "Would you like this candy in the bag or would you like it outside the bag?" Customer: "Yeah." Me: "Was that inside or outside? Sorry." Customer: "Yeah." Read Bag To Differ
