Aug 01, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com If You Run From Reading You’ll Get Nowhere Read If You Run From Reading You’ll Get Nowhere Wife: "Can't you just come here and build it for us?" Me: "No ma'am, we can't do that, but if you get the instructions, I can maybe help your husband...
Aug 01, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com When You No-Clip Into A Retail Position Read When You No-Clip Into A Retail Position I'm in the break room. Two coworkers are talking about their weekends. Coworker #1: "I went to see a movie. The Backrooms." Coworker #2: "That's the nam...
Aug 01, 2026 from Noahie's Blog Insentient Dust Man, I'm exhausted. Last night, I spent a fair portion of the evening alone in my car in this parking lot I frequent. The spot I go to is nestled in a small corner of the strip mall. I like it beca...
Jul 31, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Trail And Error Read Trail And Error Customer: "We want to do the Pacific Crest Trail." Me: "That's cool! How much of it?" Customer: "Uh, all of it." Me: "All at once?" Read Trail And Error
Jul 31, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Permit Me To Explain Read Permit Me To Explain Operations is discovered to have not performed a procedure written by my predecessors decades before me. That same day: Director: "Is this a non-compliance event?" This wo...
Jul 31, 2026 from Bobby Hiltz Credit Feed 10: Reviewing Reviewing A post talking about the concept of attributing scores while reviewing media
Jul 31, 2026 from Bobby Hiltz Credit Feed 10: Reviewing Reviewing A post talking about the concept of attributing scores while reviewing media
Jul 31, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Delivering Consequences Read Delivering Consequences Me: "Okay, sir, just let me know when you back up your truck to the loading bay." Customer: "I already did that!" Me: "I don't see your truck." Customer: *Pointing.* "I...
Jul 31, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Generation Text Read Generation Text I am in line at the grocery store checking out, and it is moderately busy with people behind me. After the person in front of me finishes, instead of starting to scan my grocer...
Jul 31, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Brocco-Lies Read Brocco-Lies Customer: "Is the broccoli gluten-free?" Me: "Of course." Customer: "It doesn't look gluten-free." Read Brocco-Lies
Jul 31, 2026 from Thejesh GN Weekly Notes 31/2026 This week has been good. It’s been a busy week, but it has been good except today. I typed a wrong Git command and pushed without verifying. Initially, it looked like I lost a couple of weeks’ work...
Jul 31, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com UV Got This Read UV Got This I looked around; no windows. I looked down the hall; no windows. Me: "Excuse me, I know this is going to sound silly, but where might I find the sun?" Read UV Got This
Jul 31, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com They’re Not In The Upper Percentile, Part 8 Read They’re Not In The Upper Percentile, Part 8 Customer: "I have this 50% off coupon." The coupon is good for sales up to $50, so it's weird he wants to use it for such a small purchase, but what...
Jul 31, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Grand Finale Read The Grand Finale Me: "Keep taking the road up to the Grand Canyon Village." Driver: "But where the h*** is the canyon?" Me: "As I said, sir, keep taking this road, and it'll get you there." Dr...
Jul 31, 2026 from Peter's Path Goodbye to Nikki and Anouk Today two colleagues said goodbye. It is hitting me harder than I thought. I cried. Nikki and Anouk appreciated my honesty. They were honest with me too. That is rare. Honesty is not a given in the...
Jul 31, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Excel-ing At Honesty Read Excel-ing At Honesty If you clicked on any wrong menu item for the task you were asked to perform, you failed that task straight away. But it only registered as a completed click when you rele...
Jul 31, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Owner Is Wok And Roll Read The Owner Is Wok And Roll I was on a date with a guy I didn't really like, but I didn't want to reject. I suggested the Chinese place because it's a good price for a lot of food, and I planned...
Jul 31, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Guess Who? The Movie Read Guess Who? The Movie A couple walks up to the ticket desk and just hands me money. They say nothing and just stare at me. Me: "So… two tickets?" Customer: "Yeah!" Me: "Okay… to what movie?" Cu...
Jul 31, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Pulling the Wool Over Their Eyes Read Pulling the Wool Over Their Eyes It's family movie night, and we've just streamed "The Sheep Detectives". Overall, I thought it was a cute, cosy English village countryside murder mystery, but...
