Apr 14, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Your Definitions Are Worlds Apart Read Your Definitions Are Worlds Apart Friend: "So if America is the richest of the third world countries, how come we can’t afford to fix our d*** roads!" Me: "Uh, [Friend], America isn’t third wo...
Apr 14, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Smells Like A You Problem Read Smells Like A You Problem I am leaving my shift at a grocery store, apron on my arm, purse on the other shoulder, leg lifted to enter the driver's side of my boyfriend's truck. A customer appr...
Apr 14, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read (When I was in third grade, my family moved and I had to change schools in the middle of the school year. In my state, standardized testing begins in third grade. One day, a few days after I h...
Apr 14, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Radio Silence Is Preferred Read Radio Silence Is Preferred One part of the morning show was to announce birthdays that people had called in. It was my birthday (1997), and we were listening to the radio as usual. DJ: "…and w...
Apr 14, 2026 from Chronicles of Miss Miseria NaPoWriMo 2026 [April 14] - the day after ai was dismantled NaPoWriMo 2026 [April 14]Day Fourteen Happy Tuesday, everyone, and welcome back for the fourteenth day of National/Global Poetry Writing Month. It’s hard to believe we’ve been at this for two weeks...
Apr 14, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I am 6’2″ weighing 200# sitting in a restaurant drinking coffee when I hear a child at the next table tell his mom he wants coffee. His mom said “you shouldn’t drink coffee, it will stunt your...
Apr 14, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read *I work in IT for a retail company. We have MFA for various accesses, but there are a handful of teams that also use a token to access a specific VPN. The teams that use this, usually know to ...
Apr 14, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Lift With Your Brain Read Lift With Your Brain One day, four guys, all in their thirties, purchased the largest set we had in one box. I confirmed they had a vehicle that would accommodate the furniture, and they did. ...
Apr 14, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I’ve just finished reading an educational book about bugs to a 4 year old. It has some comprehension questions at the end, for fun. Me: Can you name a large bug? Child: Um … Bob! Read
Apr 14, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read When I was in high school, our theatre department had two consistent leading ladies who always got huge roles (no shade to them, they were both fantastic actresses). One year we did a play tha...
Apr 14, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Keep On California Dreamin’ Read Keep On California Dreamin’ There's been a change to tax law this year, due to the "One Big Beautiful Bill". For new cars where the final assembly was in America, the loan on the interest can ...
Apr 14, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read It was a dark and stormy night. Yeah, really, Storm Bert had hit our shores, and it was even more wet and windy than usual. My friend (female) and I (male) (both 63) were standing waiting for ...
Apr 14, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Just… Tell… Them… To… LEAVE! Read Just… Tell… Them… To… LEAVE! Every Wednesday night, one particular church group came by late in the evening and usually stayed about half an hour after our closing at 11:00 PM. The first time ...
Apr 14, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com No Service, Serving Notice Read No Service, Serving Notice Customer: "We don't believe in tipping." My wife replied: My Wife: "Good to know." Read No Service, Serving Notice
Apr 14, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Candy Crushing Their Plan Read Candy Crushing Their Plan Customer: *Smiling.* "I'm taking this." Me: *Thinking I have a jokester on my hands.* "Okay, you'll have to pay for it!" Customer: *Shaking his head smugly.* "No." He...
Apr 14, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Due Date Versus Due Date Read Due Date Versus Due Date I explained how the bureaucrat had handled this, and the boss instantly got a hard, dark look in her eyes. Boss: "She said that, did she? Well, this might explain some...
Apr 14, 2026 from Noahie's Blog Thought Through I've decided to make my sprints here an hour long now, but even when they were at 45 minutes, I tended to go toward a certain word count instead of writing the whole way through the timer. Usually,...
Apr 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Long And The Short Of It Is, They Don’t Know Read The Long And The Short Of It Is, They Don’t Know Me: "Okay, how much?" Customers: "A hundred." Me: "A hundred... inches? Feet?" Customers: "What’s the difference?” Read The Long And The Short ...
Apr 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Self-Un-Hiring Prophecy Read A Self-Un-Hiring Prophecy Me: "Hey, how are you getting on with the interviews?" Hiring Manager: "I've been too busy; I didn't meet with anyone." Me: "What help do you need?" Hiring Manager: "...
Apr 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com No Stone Left Unturned Read No Stone Left Unturned I gazed out into the back garden and noticed there was no snow on the tops of the garden walls. I looked closer and realised THERE WERE NO TOPS ON MY GARDEN WALLS! Someo...
