Jul 31, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Raid Went Bananas Read The Raid Went Bananas My roommate comes out of his room, still in the middle of an online fantasy video gaming session. Me: "Aren't you still playing?" Roommate: "Yeah, but our healer is from ...
Jul 31, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Struggling In A Digit-ized World Read Struggling In A Digit-ized World Customer: *Hands over an Amex.* Me: "Sir, our system is down. We can only accept cash." Customer: "My credit limit has six digits. You can take my card." Read ...
Jul 31, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I’m a college intern in a corporate office and one of very few arts people in a building full of STEM people. When I was hired, my trainer recommended that I queue up some audiobooks for enter...
Jul 31, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Kickin’ It Old School Read Kickin’ It Old School My parents flipped out and demanded a meeting with the teacher and principal. Only to be rather primly informed that since the bullying wasn't taking place on school grou...
Jul 31, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Fr-Eye-udian Slip Read Fr-Eye-udian Slip Patient: "That's a bit of a rude word to have on an eye exam, isn't it?" Me: "It actually says 'F E N L S'." Read Fr-Eye-udian Slip
Jul 31, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read so i have a boyfriend who lives far away from my hometown. My sister got a job at the same place where my bf lived.so me, my father and mother went to visit my sisters workplace once..for me i...
Jul 31, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read For what it’s worth I’m not claiming to be blameless here. So…I’m autistic. Which means I have triggers and responses to stuff and am not always an easy patient. I’m also on disability so all ...
Jul 31, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Buffa-Low Effort Scam Read Buffa-Low Effort Scam This brazen table had apparently tried the same "trick" to get a free, second plate of chicken wings on a previous visit. They ordered a plate of SPICY wings, and after h...
Jul 31, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read My mother calls me two days before Midsummer & a day before I am traveling to her town for said holiday. Me: “[My Name]” Mom: “Hi, does your town have [cell carrier] store?” Me: “Yes.” Mom: “R...
Jul 31, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read As an autistic person, I had trouble getting friends for a good while until the end of middle school. This particular story’s events occurred two years into my middle school cycle. In my middl...
Jul 31, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Brewing Conflict Read A Brewing Conflict Customer: "Where's that [speciality coffee] that we tried last time?" Me: "I'm afraid we're out of that specific bean." Customer: "Then order some more!" Read A Brewing Conf...
Jul 31, 2026 from LifeDev.net Why Is Journaling So Powerful? 9 Prompts That Change How You Think Journaling has survived every productivity fad of the last two centuries for a simple reason. It works, and it works on almost everything, from tangled emotions and foggy decisions to creativity bl...
Jul 31, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read In my husband’s family, their English ability goes from practically fluent to nearly non existant. This can lead to some interesting results. It’s our wedding day and my English family comes o...
Jul 31, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Virgin Territory Read Virgin Territory Customer: "Can I get the shrimp cocktail, but can you make it virgin since I'm only nineteen?" Read Virgin Territory
Jul 31, 2026 from The New Leaf Journal O2A2 2026 Visual Novel Review Project (Part 2/2) Part two of my O2A2 2026 short visual novel review project...
Jul 31, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Bugging Out Over Nature Read Bugging Out Over Nature I was serving a table on the patio, and a customer sat there and asked me: Customer: "Are these bugs going to be out here the whole time?" Me: "They are part of the out...
Jul 31, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com PINning The Blame Read PINning The Blame Me: "Whoops. That's the wrong PIN." The customer rolls his eyes and tries again. And again. Unsurprisingly, their card was locked after three incorrect attempts. Customer: "U...
Jul 31, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Realization Hits You With A Bang Read Realization Hits You With A Bang This meeting was about what to do in case a gunman came into the store. But at the time, managers were telling everyone they couldn't use certain words, like '...
Jul 31, 2026 from Noahie's Blog Gun and Sword Having a gun isn't about who you shoot. I woke up this morning feeling not quite depressed anymore, glory to God. This whole week has been a bit of a slog, but I'm glad to be coming out of it at a ...
