Apr 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Long And The Short Of It Is, They Don’t Know Read The Long And The Short Of It Is, They Don’t Know Me: "Okay, how much?" Customers: "A hundred." Me: "A hundred... inches? Feet?" Customers: "What’s the difference?” Read The Long And The Short ...
Apr 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Self-Un-Hiring Prophecy Read A Self-Un-Hiring Prophecy Me: "Hey, how are you getting on with the interviews?" Hiring Manager: "I've been too busy; I didn't meet with anyone." Me: "What help do you need?" Hiring Manager: "...
Apr 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com No Stone Left Unturned Read No Stone Left Unturned I gazed out into the back garden and noticed there was no snow on the tops of the garden walls. I looked closer and realised THERE WERE NO TOPS ON MY GARDEN WALLS! Someo...
Apr 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com No Chardonnay Today Read No Chardonnay Today Me: "You... You aren't twenty-one." Boy: "Yeah. I'm buying my mom's groceries for her birthday." *He motions to the older lady.* Me: "Okay, but... I can't sell you alcohol ...
Apr 13, 2026 from Stranger Than Usual Feedbackemails Ich habe jetzt Links für Kommentare per Email in diesem Blog. Meine Emailadresse habe ich mit einer simplen, aber anscheinend effektiven Methode für scraper unkenntlich gemacht.
Apr 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Too Big To Fail Read Too Big To Fail So, one fine morning, I arrived at work, took three steps up the steep Dutch stairs to my office. Someone shouted: "We are live!" I counted out loud: 3... 2... Someone shouted:...
Apr 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Things Are About To Get Nuts Read Things Are About To Get Nuts Customer: "This dessert has nutmeg in it! I can taste it!" Me: "Yes, sir, it's one of the ingredients." Customer: "But I'm sharing this dessert with my wife, and w...
Apr 13, 2026 from Chronicles of Miss Miseria NaPoWriMo 2026 [April 13] - in my village, even the ground refuses me NaPoWriMo 2026 [April 13]Day Thirteen Here in the Land of Na/GloPoWriMo, the thirteenth day of the month isn’t ominous — not when it means another chance to write poems! Today, our featured partici...
Apr 13, 2026 from Peter's Path Out of the Silent Planet by C.S. Lewis Why read the book? C.S. Lewis wrote Out of the Silent Planet. It is the first book in his Space Trilogy. Dr Elwin Ransom is kidnapped by two ambitious scientists and taken by spaceship to Mars, cal...
Apr 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Housekeeping His Innocence Read Housekeeping His Innocence New Kid: "Hey, this room left money on the table. Should we call them?" I was wondering if it was like an envelope of cash or something. Me: "How much money did they...
Apr 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Nice Try, But Game Over Read Nice Try, But Game Over Customer: "I found this in the $5 bin." Me: "That's a $60 new release, sir." Customer: "Doesn't matter. It was in the $5 bin, so you have to honor that price." Read Nic...
Apr 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Cost of Cutting Costs Read The Cost of Cutting Costs Client: "We decided to cancel our partnership, as we think we are overpaying you, and the results we are getting are not worth that. This is our final decision, and p...
Apr 13, 2026 from Peter's Path Veluwe Wander Trail part 10 Hiked part 10/25 of the Veluwe Wander Trail, 7.7 kilometres from Elspeet to Vierhouten. From Elspeet you walk past thatched-roof farms and green pastures before entering the vast Elspeetsche Heide,...
Apr 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Promoted Beyond Recognition Read Promoted Beyond Recognition Now, from her name tag, I see she’s a manager. That alone tells me the store’s standards haven’t improved. Manager: "Oh, thank goodness you’re here! We’re so short-...
Apr 13, 2026 from Stranger Than Usual Phishing Ein Professor der RUB schickt mir plötzlich eine Email. Hmm…
Apr 13, 2026 from Galaxy Garden My 2026 Qingming Festival Grandmother's Death Anniversary and Tomb Sweeping Permalink to section 'Grandmother's Death Anniversary and Tomb Sweeping' # We had two busy weekends in a row, due to Qingming Festival and my pater...
Apr 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Bone Identity Read The Bone Identity A woman came up to my counter with her hands full of supplies, and an obedient dog trotting exactly half a step behind her. The dog had a chew bone in his mouth. Just carryin...
Apr 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Purposefully Misunderstood Read Purposefully Misunderstood When my son was almost potty-trained and also going to day care, I came to pick him up one day to find a completely distraught daycare owner. Daycare Owner: "Your so...
Apr 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Cart Wars: Senior Edition Read Cart Wars: Senior Edition Other Lady: "Move your cart! You're blocking the aisle for everybody!" Cart Lady: "Excuse me! I'm sixty-f******-five years old, and I will be addressed with the respe...
Apr 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Extreme Rollercoasters Warrant Extreme Reactions Read Extreme Rollercoasters Warrant Extreme Reactions I hear a couple with a small kid arguing about this rule with the rollercoaster staff. Customer: "You will allow my kid on this rollercoaster. ...
