Feb 20, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com This Refund Is Out Of Gas Read This Refund Is Out Of Gas Customer: "I got this can of gas, and I want to return it. I have the receipt." Me: "The receipt is a year old." Customer: "So? It's not food. It's not like it can go...
Feb 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Climbing The Workplace Social Ladder Read Climbing The Workplace Social Ladder I work in a warehouse that employs a lot of immigrant labor, and in our part of the world, that means Hispanic. I say 'hola' to them all, and we all have m...
Feb 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Beef And Switch Read Beef And Switch Me: "Yeah, it's a one-use coupon, sorry about that." Customer: "Oh.... well, can you help me get the price anyway?" Me: "...I can't give you the coupon price if you've already ...
Feb 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Training To Be A Cart-ographer Read Training To Be A Cart-ographer Me: "I'll need you to collect stray carts after your break." New Hire: "...I'm not trained for that." Me: "Trained… for gathering carts from the parking lot?" Re...
Feb 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Every Beep Is A Chip Away At Their Soul Read Every Beep Is A Chip Away At Their Soul Cashier: *With a thousand-yard stare.* "Please enter your PIN code." I do as requested, and the machine beeps again. Cashier: *With a thousand-yard star...
Feb 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Click Bait Read Click Bait I got a new phone, and it blew up with calls from debt collectors. Most people can just send unknown callers to voicemail. I, unfortunately, worked tech support for a large company ...
Feb 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Resurrected By Refund Read Resurrected By Refund Older Customer: "Your item killed my husband, and you need to refund it so we can afford the funeral!" Younger Customer: "Mom! Stop! I told you I have the receipt for thi...
Feb 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Dairy Tale Logic Read Dairy Tale Logic Customer: "Where's the dairy-free cow's milk?" Me: "Do you mean lactose-free or plant-based?" Customer: "I want dairy-free cow's milk." Read Dairy Tale Logic
Feb 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Those Annoying Facts Again! Read Those Annoying Facts Again! Coworker: "Why can't I just install it on the desktop?" Tech Support: "That's not company policy. Also, if you don't install it correctly, it can't access the netwo...
Feb 19, 2026 from Peter's Path You're Not Enough (and That's Ok) by Allie Beth Stuckey Why read the book? Allie Beth Stuckey wrote You're Not Enough (And That's Okay). She calls the book an escape from the toxic culture of self-love. Stuckey says modern ideas tell us we are enough on...
Feb 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com What A Little Des-Pot Read What A Little Des-Pot Customer: "I saw that you make customised water bowls?" Me: "Yes, we can engrave your pet's name on it." Customer: "Okay, I want one, but first I need to explain..." Read...
Feb 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Time To Burn The Car, It’s The Only Way To Be Sure Read Time To Burn The Car, It’s The Only Way To Be Sure I hate spiders. When my son was about four, we were riding in the car, and I heard his voice pipe up with: Son: "Mom! There's a spider on you...
Feb 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Call Is Coming From Inside The Phone! Read The Call Is Coming From Inside The Phone! Friend: "I can't find my phone!" Me: "So you're trying to call it to hear it ring?" Friend: "Yeah, but every time I try to call my number, it doesn't ...
Feb 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Dead Plant’s Society Read Dead Plant’s Society Store policy that said we would accept returns of dead plants within a year of purchase. We only required you to bring in the dead plant (no joke) and proof of purchase (r...
Feb 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read Last year I had 9 asthma attacks in 2 weeks. 7 of them were in one weekend. At the time I had a different doctor than I have now. But, I was planning on changing to my current doctor “S”. She ...
Feb 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Another Kind Of Honor Roll Read Another Kind Of Honor Roll Due to various mental health issues (both diagnosed and undiagnosed) and a complicated credit situation, I was a frequent flyer in my high school’s guidance office. ...
Feb 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read Years ago, my wife was fascinated with Roombas, and wanted one (she’d never go out and buy it, since we usually had two vacuum cleaners at home, a larger one and a smaller one, but she still w...
Feb 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com You Have Zero Effs When You Can Add A Zero To The Bill Read You Have Zero Effs When You Can Add A Zero To The Bill Customer: "I'm here. I want to be served." Owner: "We don't really have the capacity to do your hair, since the slots for the rest of the...
Feb 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read My teacher in 3rd grade (8-9 years old) was a miserable old witch who ended up being my first bully. In her class, I finished a spelling test early and, for whatever reason, wrote “I am bored”...
