Jun 01, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com No Ice, No Filter Read No Ice, No Filter Me: "A coffee ice blended without ice, please." Barista: "Long day, hun?" Me: "Huh?" Read No Ice, No Filter
Jun 01, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Boulevard Of Broken Calls Read Boulevard Of Broken Calls First Caller: "My mother called me and said she’s being harassed by an aggressive driver. Send the police." Me: "Where is she?" First Caller: "Main Street." Which, as...
Jun 01, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Kids Are Not Alright Read The Kids Are Not Alright Me: "That's $6." He hands me a five-dollar bill. Me: "I need one more." Customer: "That's all I got." Read The Kids Are Not Alright
Jun 01, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Plate Expectations Read Plate Expectations Me: "Excellent, I think that's all I need to register the car." Agent #1: "Isn't there another question you'd like to ask?" Me: "...I don't think so. It sounds like there sh...
Jun 01, 2026 from Stranger Than Usual Rollenspielszenen: Das Glitzerding in der Wand In der Wand ist ein Glitzerding. Nini will es haben.
Jun 01, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com When You Heard “The Boss” And Assumed “THE Boss” Read When You Heard “The Boss” And Assumed “THE Boss” I'm working the drive-thru at a Starbucks. A woman pulls up, and I ask what I can get her. Customer: "Is Howard there? He'll know!" Me: "I'm af...
Jun 01, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Check Yourself Before Check-In Read Check Yourself Before Check-In Twenty minutes later... I get a call from the other hotel's front desk. In a super snarky tone, she starts yapping: Other Hotel's Front Desk: "You just had a gue...
Jun 01, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Fourth Sign Of The Apocalypse Read The Fourth Sign Of The Apocalypse Customer: "In the short walk from your entrance to this counter, I have seen that sign three times." She points to a sign behind the counter that says: Sign: ...
Jun 01, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Limited Supply Of Understanding Read A Limited Supply Of Understanding A couple walks over to me, with the husband looking really upset. The husband asks me about an item he can't find. Me: "I'm sorry, sir, but we have sold out o...
Jun 01, 2026 from Peter's Path Monthly update #0433 • May 2026 Posts The following posts were written last month. Books Who Is Jesus? by R.C. Sproul Truths We Confess by R.C. Sproul The Iliad by Homer Suicidal Empathy by Gad Saad Christianity Ascension Day Pen...
Jun 01, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Unloading Bigotry Off The Shelves Read Unloading Bigotry Off The Shelves Coworker: "Yo, guess who I saw this weekend?" Me: "No idea." Coworker: "You. Downtown. Holding hands." Me: "...Okay?" Coworker: "With another dude." Read Unlo...
Jun 01, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Emissions Are Zero And So Are The Brain Cells Read The Emissions Are Zero And So Are The Brain Cells I'm selling electric vehicles when they're still quite new and novel. Customer: "How far will it go?" Me: "About a hundred miles on a full cha...
Jun 01, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Hay There, It’s An Emergency Read Hay There, It’s An Emergency Sometime around 2010, my mom called me at work. She usually texts me, but tells me if she ever has to call, it’s urgent. I'm about to go into a meeting, but I took...
Jun 01, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Running Commentary Read Running Commentary Voice: "Come on! You can do it! Go for it!" The runners started looking around: no one. Runner #1: "What was that?!" Runner #2: "Where did that come from?!" Read Running Com...
Jun 01, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Not The Signature Move You Thought It Was Going To Be Read Not The Signature Move You Thought It Was Going To Be In the days before chip and PIN, I worked as a cashier. Me: "Please sign your receipt here." Customer: "If I don't sign it, you can't char...
Jun 01, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I once had a customer waving a”bag for life” in my face, he said I was told this would be replaced free if it started to wear out give me a replacement. I said yes that is our policy at (this ...
Jun 01, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Getting A Leg Up On The Investigation Read Getting A Leg Up On The Investigation When I was eleven, my identical twin sister and I attended the same summer day camp. While most counselors and campers could tell us apart immediately, th...
Jun 01, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Eye See What You Did There Read Eye See What You Did There The hospital's Ophthalmologist was moving to another country. We're at his leaving meal, all colleagues gathered around, watching as he opens a gift. It's a painting...
Jun 01, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read One day (this last Autumn or Winter) after some long and tedious shopping (something like we went to get shoes for our daughters but ended up with lots of trousers and hoodies instead) my wife...
Jun 01, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I, a woman, love sports. I was a college athlete, have been a coach, and will yell my voice raw at games. I have autographs from Olympians framed and hung on my walls. I moderate an online fan...
