Sep 29, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Brush With Stupidity, Part 2 Read A Brush With Stupidity, Part 2 Customer: "No, I want exterior paint. It's tougher." Me: "Exterior paint isn't intended for use inside a home. It can contain additives and produce fumes that yo...
Sep 29, 2026 from LifeDev.net How Do You Practice Digital Minimalism? 6 Steps to Take Back Your Attention Digital minimalism is the practice of deciding, deliberately, which technology earns a place in your life and quietly removing everything else. It is not a rejection of phones, apps or the internet...
Sep 29, 2026 from The Public Domain Review Anatomy Unzipped: John of Arderne’s Sweden Scroll (ca. 1425–35) Early surgical diagrams that present patients prying themselves open for our anatomical gaze.
Sep 29, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Full Price, Full Riot Read Full Price, Full Riot Manager: "You know that saying that goes something like, 'A city is only ever three hot meals away from anarchy'?" Checkout Manager: "Yeah." Manager: "A calm checkout lin...
Sep 29, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Doesn’t Like The Fore! Cast Read Doesn’t Like The Fore! Cast Member: "Hey! Why are there no cart boys outside to help me?!" Me: "Sir, the course is closed until further notice as the storm has made it too dangerous to play." ...
Sep 29, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Little Miss Fortune Read Little Miss Fortune The first time, my dad and stepmom went to the cafe around the corner to get a sandwich lunch. They weren't gone for more than thirty minutes, and our sister had just start...
Sep 29, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com They Need To Shut Up From Sea To Lake Read They Need To Shut Up From Sea To Lake Passenger: "Speak… English! This is America!" Me: "Mind your own business." Passenger: "I'm trying, but you're ruining everything by speaking that [racial...
Sep 29, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Weird Leg Of The Journey Read A Weird Leg Of The Journey I work at a Levi's outlet. A woman with a very thick Eastern European accent approaches me, holding up a pair of men's jeans. She raises three fingers and speaks ver...
Sep 29, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read About a decade ago, I went to visit my sister. As she let me in, she said: ‘I’ll just be a minute. I’m helping with her maths homework.’ Shortly after, my sister and my niece entered the livi...
Sep 29, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read As part of my job I have to handle tickets created by users of the software we produce. Said users are also employees of my same company, so I know for sure that they are bound to the same cod...
Sep 29, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read This happened just yesterday. I was on my way home from work in the afternoon, hurrying across Central Station to get to my train. I’m tired from work, disshevelled, a little sweaty from hurry...
Sep 29, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Stick With It, Apparently Read Stick With It, Apparently It had been a painfully quiet day, so when an elderly lady (I'd guess somewhere in her eighties) walked in, I was more than happy to help. She looked around for a mi...
Sep 29, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I am part of the neighborhood watch where I live, and usually walk around with other members once a week. When we received the training before being allowed to take this walks we were hammered...
Sep 29, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I was working in the ER for a few years, and a lot of funny/embarassing things happened to me there. I want to share one of those: I went to help with a patient that I wasn’t very familiar wit...
Sep 29, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Spinal Destination Read Spinal Destination Guy: "Is this Dr [Name]'s office?" Me: "No, he's right across the parking lot." I point to a clearly signed unit directly behind him, about a hundred feet away. Read Spinal ...
Sep 29, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I had bought some groceries and stuff. Behind mr in line was about half a dozen kids about ten years old. They all bought 1 bottle of [orange flavoured soda], all their bottles were identical ...
Sep 29, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Snow Where To Put It Read Snow Where To Put It I'm a snowboard coach. After completing a full day of training and taking on some basic slopes, one of my clients asks me: Read Snow Where To Put It
Sep 29, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Bridge Over Troubled Lava Read Bridge Over Troubled Lava I work at a hotel in Honolulu on Oahu, Hawaii. I organise tours for the guests. Guest: "So, we'd like to see the lava, please." Me: "Lava? As in volcanic eruptions?" ...
Sep 29, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Scan Do Attitude Read A Scan Do Attitude I was working as a seasonal UPS driver helper. I got so many people who would ask as I handed over the package: Customer: "What is it? What's in it?" So, I would say: Me: "S...
