Feb 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Another Kind Of Honor Roll Read Another Kind Of Honor Roll Due to various mental health issues (both diagnosed and undiagnosed) and a complicated credit situation, I was a frequent flyer in my high school’s guidance office. ...
Feb 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read Years ago, my wife was fascinated with Roombas, and wanted one (she’d never go out and buy it, since we usually had two vacuum cleaners at home, a larger one and a smaller one, but she still w...
Feb 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com You Have Zero Effs When You Can Add A Zero To The Bill Read You Have Zero Effs When You Can Add A Zero To The Bill Customer: "I'm here. I want to be served." Owner: "We don't really have the capacity to do your hair, since the slots for the rest of the...
Feb 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read My teacher in 3rd grade (8-9 years old) was a miserable old witch who ended up being my first bully. In her class, I finished a spelling test early and, for whatever reason, wrote “I am bored”...
Feb 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I am an accountant and tax preparer. One of my clients is an old lady in her mid 80s. She recently retired from slinging pizzas at a nationwide C-Store. Our state has, as do many others, a cla...
Feb 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I was 6 or 7 at the time. My parents decided they wanted a night out away from me and my brothers so they hired a sitter. They left and she sat. Actually all she did was sit and talk on the ph...
Feb 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Rain Check (Literally) Read Rain Check (Literally) It's raining very heavily outside, which is unusual for my part of the world. A customer runs in, looking wet and p***ed. Customer: "Do you sell raincoats?!" Read Rain C...
Feb 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read It’s hot out and the store where I work has a certain brand’s ice cream pints on sale, Buy One Get One Free. A group of about 6 kids (probably around 14-15 years old) come up to my register wi...
Feb 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Thirty Days Of Nope Read Thirty Days Of Nope Customer: "It doesn't work anymore." Me: "Sir, this receipt is two years old. Our return policy is thirty days." Customer: "Well… uh, it stopped working before thirty days,...
Feb 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Please Discard All Liquids And Bigotry Before Entering Security Read Please Discard All Liquids And Bigotry Before Entering Security Guy: *Handing me their passports.* "Yeah, we're going to Bali." Me: "Oh, how nice!" The guy then looks up and down the check-in ...
Feb 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Pay No Mind Read Pay No Mind This is when a new customer arrives and, of course, I move to give her some space at the counter. I wonder for a second why she doesn’t move on to give her order. I glance quickly ...
Feb 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com When The Cold Snap Makes You Snap Read When The Cold Snap Makes You Snap Customer: "So, do I qualify for a discount?" Me: "For what reason, sir?" Customer: "Because I'm still here shopping when it's cold out. I'm bringing you busin...
Feb 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Get One Of Those Multicolored Pens And Blow Everyone’s Mind! Read Get One Of Those Multicolored Pens And Blow Everyone’s Mind! Me: "Are there any red pens?" Assistant: *Shrill and urgent.* "Are you a manager?!" Me: "No, I was just hired as an engineer—" Assi...
Feb 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com When They Make You Want To Scream AAA! Read When They Make You Want To Scream AAA! A customer walks in and hands me an open pack of non-rechargeable batteries. Customer: "I need to return these." Me: "Did they not work?" Customer: "They...
Feb 19, 2026 from JoeHx Blog Chase to Limit Cash Back Options I got the following email from Chase yesterday:
Feb 18, 2026 from BIX dot BLOG Reading My Mind Today I resumed something I’ve done before: leaving my phone at home when I go out into the neighborhood to read a book over coffee, which I do daily, or breakfast, which I do weekly. These are my ...
Feb 18, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com New Stupidities, Same Old Airheads Read New Stupidities, Same Old Airheads Store Manager: "Remember that the new solar panels are being installed on the roof this week, so let the crew in and out via the warehouse." Department Manag...
Feb 18, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com When You Want The Aloha To Be More Of The “Goodbye” Kind Than The “Hello” Kind, Part 5 Read When You Want The Aloha To Be More Of The “Goodbye” Kind Than The “Hello” Kind, Part 5 Traveler: "Can I get a car that doesn't have any woke s*** on it?" Rental Car Employee: "I... I'm not sur...
Feb 18, 2026 from Improve Something Today Podcast episode No. 0038: 5 ways to approach goal-setting 0038: 5 ways to approach goal-setting0:00/632.0641×Episode details: A reading and discussion of this, from 2022 ↓5 ways to approach goal-setting. Only one is worth a damnBetter to have an impossibl...
Feb 18, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Where’s the Beef? No, Seriously. Read Where’s the Beef? No, Seriously. Me: "Hi, can I get a plain cheeseburger, please?" I look on the screen and see the cashier take everything off except the cheese. Me: "Uh, is there a hamburger...
