Apr 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read During December I take part in the game “Whamageddon”. This is where you try to avoid hearing the song “Last Christmas” by Wham! between 1 and 24 December. As The Song is almost everywhere, wi...
Apr 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com When Patients Aren’t, Part 2 Read When Patients Aren’t, Part 2 Patient: *More agitated.* "I was here yesterday." Me: "Okay, I'll just need your last name." Patient: "I was told yesterday that my medication would be ready today...
Apr 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read For my first job, I worked briefly as a busser at a decent-sized restaurant chain I left the job on good terms and only due to complications related to my disability- and there are reasons I w...
Apr 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com When THEY Offer To Pay For Everyone, YOU Pay For Everyone Read When THEY Offer To Pay For Everyone, YOU Pay For Everyone I was on lunch shift today and had a table for four. At the end, when I ask what we’re doing with the bill, the woman offers to pay fo...
Apr 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read A busy November shift, a couple, with $300+ order, and of course, I get to a an already opened – and drunken – bottle of Powerade. Having always been disgusted by this since even before the CO...
Apr 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read When I was a teen, I developed a minor(ish) allergy to menthol. Mostly contact dermatitis, but I try to steer clear of most things with mint in it, as it does NOT agree with me. Whenever I’d u...
Apr 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com In Big Denial Over A Little Fish Read In Big Denial Over A Little Fish Customer: "I love your Caesar dressing; this is the only place I can get a Caesar salad that doesn't have anchovies in it." Me: "I don't want to burst your bub...
Apr 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read Back in the 1990’s I worked in a factory canteen, I would serve food, work the till. I have 2 stories about working the till At the start of the day I had a £50 float ( made up of all coins £1...
Apr 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read This happened around 2015 or 16 and I was living in a townhouse. Like many townhouse neighborhoods, the houses all looked very much alike. All were painted one of half a dozen drab beige color...
Apr 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com And That’s How The Solidarity Cookie Crumbles Read And That’s How The Solidarity Cookie Crumbles Me: "Hey, can I get an additional chocolate chip cookie?" The cashier looks me over. She reaches over, picks up one of the sealed cookies, and han...
Apr 13, 2026 from The Jaxson 50 Years of Freight: Jacksonville's REA Terminal For nearly half a century, the Railway Express Agency shaped Jacksonville’s economy and identity, leaving behind a legacy still felt today. - Early Foundations and Expansion In the late 1920s, as r...
Apr 13, 2026 from The New Leaf Journal 2000-01 Bucks vs Second Three-Peat Bulls A quote from former NBA player Jason Caffey inspires me to compare the offenses of the 2000-01 Milwaukee Bucks and those of the 95-96 through 97-98 champion Chicago Bulls.
Apr 13, 2026 from Noahie's Blog Ascetic Containment Today is day four of my fast. I'm officially under 300 pounds. This is basically a water fast. I'm allowing myself to drink water, coffee, and diet soda; I'm also letting myself chew gum and eat a ...
Apr 13, 2026 from Let’s get Person-al 🗨️ getting attention is the only job As The New York Times’ Jon Caramanica said recently (on a livestream, it should be noted), “The gap between ‘I’m a comedian,’ ‘I’m a content creator,’ ‘I’m a musician’ — we used to think of those a...
Apr 12, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com When They Realize That Water Is A Chemical Read When They Realize That Water Is A Chemical Customer: "Can you help me? I'm looking for a shampoo that doesn't have any chemicals." Me: "Do you mean organic shampoo?" Customer: "No, I've been l...
Apr 12, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Just Tap Out, Mate Read Just Tap Out, Mate A customer is trying to tap their credit card to pay. He's an older fella, and the cashier is a young woman. Cashier: "Sir, it's asking you to insert your card and enter you...
Apr 12, 2026 from Peter's Path Miracles by C.S. Lewis Why read the book? C.S. Lewis wrote Miracles. He takes on the difficult question of whether miracles can actually happen. Lewis argues that a purely natural world cannot explain our ability to reas...
Apr 12, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com When You Can’t Keep Calm And Carry On Read When You Can’t Keep Calm And Carry On British Coworker: "When she first picked up on my accent, she asked if I was an English refugee escaping now that the UK has been overtaken by Sharia law....
Apr 12, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com H2O° Read H2O° Customer: "No, no, no. This room temperature water is too cold." I poured some water from her teapot of hot water into it. Me: "How about that?" Customer: "Now it's too hot!" Read H2O°
Apr 12, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Whisker-Thin Understanding Read Whisker-Thin Understanding Client: "It's a crypto! CatCoin!" Me: "And you wanted me to design the website for it?" Client: "No, you need to develop the coin. I can't pay you up front, but when...
