Jun 01, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Eye See What You Did There Read Eye See What You Did There The hospital's Ophthalmologist was moving to another country. We're at his leaving meal, all colleagues gathered around, watching as he opens a gift. It's a painting...
Jun 01, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read One day (this last Autumn or Winter) after some long and tedious shopping (something like we went to get shoes for our daughters but ended up with lots of trousers and hoodies instead) my wife...
Jun 01, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I, a woman, love sports. I was a college athlete, have been a coach, and will yell my voice raw at games. I have autographs from Olympians framed and hung on my walls. I moderate an online fan...
Jun 01, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Repeat Question Reveals Repeat Offenders Read Repeat Question Reveals Repeat Offenders A couple of days ago, an older couple came into the store, and her husband came up and asked where the automotive section was. We, of course, tell him ...
Jun 01, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read (I own a local craft store. I’m a gay man, though my partner isn’t often present in my store because he works in a completely different industry. This had yet to be an issue for really anyone,...
Jun 01, 2026 from Thejesh GN Micro-granting in India – BoF at IndiaFOSS/2026 I have proposed BoF (Birds of Feather) session and discussion at IndiaFOSS/2026. The proposal is yet to be approved as of today. I am logging the same content here for readers of my blog post and a...
Jun 01, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read https://notalwaysright.com/no-id-no-idea-part-58/364942/ This story reminded me of the time an asshole bouncer destroyed my drivers license. I was visiting a casino to relax on a weekend. Yes ...
Jun 01, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Watered Down Expectations Read Watered Down Expectations A customer asks me in the gardening section: Customer: "So… all these plants…" Me: "Yes?" Customer: "Do I really need to water them?" Read Watered Down Expectations
Jun 01, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I’m a cartoonist and illustrator. Throughout 2024 I kept receiving sporadic spam emails on my page on a certain business networking site. These were addressed to me by name but the messages we...
Jun 01, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Griddle Me This Read Griddle Me This Customer: "What kind of tomato?" Me: "Beefsteak." Customer: "Is it local?" Me: "I genuinely don't know." Customer: "Can you find out?" Me: "I can ask, but I want to be upfront ...
Jun 01, 2026 from Improve Something Today Describing highly variable processes with Work Unit Routing Analysis (WURA) A method for documenting & understanding processes when people say there isn’t a process.
Jun 01, 2026 from Noahie's Blog Stagnation I've finally added back skincare to my morning routine. A good facial cleanser and SPF moisturizer really does go a long way, man. My forehead feels as smooth as my brain, lemme tell ya. I have som...
May 31, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Some Customers Should Know When To ‘Bale’ Read Some Customers Should Know When To ‘Bale’ I'm taking some cardboard boxes to the back to be broken down by our baler, when I see a customer inside it. Me: "Uh… what are you doing?!" Customer: ...
May 31, 2026 from Jumbled Thoughts of a Fake Geek Boy Star Trek: Voyager – The Season of Endgame The story so far: Voyager launched with Michael Piller and Jeri Taylor as showrunners. Under their auspices, we saw the USS Voyager, its intrepid crew, and the rag-tag band of Maquis paramilitaries...
May 31, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com That’s Amore-onic Read That’s Amore-onic Me: "Everything okay, [Coworker]?" Coworker: "I just can't do it anymore." Me: "What happened?" Coworker: "The guy at my two-top just complained that the gnocchi tasted like ...
May 31, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Parcel-ly Her Problem Read Parcel-ly Her Problem I used to live in an apartment complex with a locked mail room. When packages arrive, the receptionist is supposed to let the driver in and escort them to the mail room. ...
May 31, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Write-Off This Guy Read Write-Off This Guy Customer #1: "Oh, crap. I forgot I needed to get some toothpaste. I'll run back and get some." Customer #2: "That's stupid, now you gotta pay tax twice." Customer #1: "Huh?"...
May 31, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Lengths People Go To Read The Lengths People Go To Customer: "What's the difference between the 1m and the 2m charging cable?" He said it as "one-em" and "two-em". Me: "Well, they're both the same brand and make, so th...
May 31, 2026 from Peter's Path Suicidal Empathy by Gad Saad Why read the book? Gad Saad wrote Suicidal Empathy: Dying to Be Kind. He is an evolutionary psychologist who studies how bad ideas spread. In this book he explains how empathy, a useful human trait...
May 31, 2026 from Peter's Path Suicidal Empathy by Gad Saad Why read the book? Gad Saad wrote Suicidal Empathy: Dying to Be Kind. He is an evolutionary psychologist who studies how bad ideas spread. In this book he explains how empathy, a useful human trait...
