Sep 29, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Tis The Pre-Season For Unreason Read Tis The Pre-Season For Unreason Coworker #1: "Oh, no, no, no, no…" Coworker #2: "Nooo, I'm not ready! It's still a hundred degrees outside!" Me: "What is it?" Read Tis The Pre-Season For Unreason
Sep 29, 2026 from Noahie's Blog Christmas Tree Man Less shit, not more. Especially with being more manic recently, my capacity to make decisions is disoriented by the constant streams of interconnected thoughts; oh, and of course there's the increa...
Sep 28, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Grain Brain Drain Read Grain Brain Drain Client: "Thanks for coming out. The pool has been disgusting for a week, and I don't know what's happening!" Me: "When was the last time the filter sand was changed?" Client:...
Sep 28, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Hard Copy Is A Harder Concept Read Hard Copy Is A Harder Concept Coworker: "This page is out of date!" It's a printout of one of the intranet pages. Me: "That was updated last week." Coworker: "Then why does this still show the...
Sep 28, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com We’ed Better Move Read We’ed Better Move Guy: "Oh! You're not a cop." Me: *Wearing a green t-shirt and white basketball shorts.* "No." Guy: "I totally thought you were!" Read We’ed Better Move
Sep 28, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Impossible Reverse Engineering Read Impossible Reverse Engineering Customer: "So, this one has an undo button?" Me: "An undo button?" Customer: "Yes. In case I shred something by mistake." *Points.* Me: "Oh, that's just the reve...
Sep 28, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Cat’s Out Of The Travel Bag Read The Cat’s Out Of The Travel Bag Coworker: "I think this booking has the name of the guest and the pet reversed." Me: "What are the names?" Coworker: "It has the name of the pet as John Smith, ...
Sep 28, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Worst Kind Of Bean Counting Read The Worst Kind Of Bean Counting Customer: "I want a skinny long black." Me: "A long black is just two espresso shots in water." Customer: "I know! I want that but skinny!" Read The Worst Kind ...
Sep 28, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Early Warning Signs Read Early Warning Signs A candidate for one of our open jobs came an hour early for her interview. It was supposed to be at 11 AM, and she came at 10 AM. Our admin told her that she was early and ...
Sep 28, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com I’d Like One Entire Menu Category, Please! Read I’d Like One Entire Menu Category, Please! Customer: "Can I have a McCafé?" Me: "Sure, which one would you like?" Customer: "The McCafé! The brown one on the screen!" Read I’d Like One Entire ...
Sep 28, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Saoirse Ain’t Got Nothing On This, Part 2 Read Saoirse Ain’t Got Nothing On This, Part 2 We wear name tags while at work. Customer: "Keesha?! What kind of name is that?!" Me: "That's more like a nickname." Customer: "It's a bit… urban, for...
Sep 28, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Hit A Jackpot Before Check-In Read Hit A Jackpot Before Check-In Hotel Employee: "Are you VIP guests?" Bear in mind, we were both blue-collar workers, and I'm sure we looked it. We laughed and said: Me: "No, we're not." Read Hi...
Sep 28, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com To Infiniti And Beyond Read To Infiniti And Beyond Me: "Nobody can guarantee the lifespan of a used car, but if you maintain it properly, you should get at least 200,000 miles out of it." Customer: "Okay, but what happen...
Sep 28, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com An Elevated Sense of Humour/Humor Read An Elevated Sense of Humour/Humor Dad: "Did you know that in England it's called a lift, but in America it's called an elevator? I guess people are just raised differently." Cue his entire fam...
Sep 28, 2026 from Thejesh GN How Do We Get More Microgrants in India? I gathered a group of folks and did the BOF session at IndiaFOSS/2026. The idea behind the BoF session wasn’t to present anything, but to solicit ideas and provocations to improve the micro-grantin...
Sep 28, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Getting Disbarred Read Getting Disbarred Boy: "Can I have a chocolate bar?" Mother: "No." The boy promptly threw himself onto the floor and began screaming and crying. Boy: "You're a stupid-head!" Read Getting Disba...
Sep 28, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Mist Opportunity Read A Mist Opportunity I'm managing a B&B on the California coast. Guest: "I tried to do some sightseeing today, but it was so foggy. Can you do something about the fog?" Read A Mist Opportunity
Sep 28, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read (This happened at one point during the Covid years. I work in a big office and everyone went back to working on-site since the first wave ended. However, the second wave has started, and we al...
Sep 28, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Gold Rush To Conclusions Read The Gold Rush To Conclusions Because of certain laws, some states must teach using a program that many people find unpopular for several reasons. One reason is that the program expects student...
Sep 28, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Fill In The Blanks Read Fill In The Blanks I was recently prescribed a controlled medication, and it is time for my very first refill. I tried to order through the app, but there was a note that said I had to go to t...
