May 30, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com When The Silver Spoon They Were Born With Falls From Their Mouth To The Floor Read When The Silver Spoon They Were Born With Falls From Their Mouth To The Floor Our hotel is very high-end, with rooms going for thousands a night. As a result, the guests usually get away with ...
May 30, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Ink-dentity Crisis Read Ink-dentity Crisis Me: *Handing over my debit card.* "Here you go." Clerk: *Examining the back.* "I can't take this. It isn't signed." Me: "Actually, it says 'Ask for Photo ID.' I wrote that s...
May 30, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Day Can Be Ruined By A Sprinkle Read The Day Can Be Ruined By A Sprinkle Customer: "Can I get a Venti half-caf soy mocha with two pumps of sugar-free vanilla, one pump hazelnut, extra-hot but not boiling, upside-down, ristretto s...
May 30, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Real Vanilla Problems Read Real Vanilla Problems Customer: "This is my son's vanilla bean yogurt!" Me: "Okay, ma'am. Is there an issue with it?" Customer: "You tell me?!" She all but shoves it in my face. Read Real Vani...
May 30, 2026 from Peter's Path Pelgrims Path part 04 Hiked part 4/27 of the Pelgrims Path, 16.3 kilometres from Aarlanderveen to Reeuwijk. The four windmills of the Aarlanderveen four-mill complex, the only working four-mill complex in the world, dra...
May 30, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com At Ease! Read At Ease! A man with a veteran hat full of ribbons and a p***y attitude comes into the hotel and hands me an expired military ID. Me: "Sorry, sir, but I need a valid ID." He starts fuming and s...
May 30, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Bathroom Policy Revision 3.2 Read Bathroom Policy Revision 3.2 This was back during COVID. Mom works HR and has been working from home for a few weeks. After years of relying on the hour-long commute to slowly turn off her 'HR...
May 30, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com You Now Drive A Furrari Read You Now Drive A Furrari I'm walking home from a local store. As I walk up my driveway, my neighbor calls to me: Neighbor: "Your cat keeps sitting on my car!" Me: "Lucky! He never sits on my la...
May 30, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Be Careful What You Ask For Read Be Careful What You Ask For Customer: *Stereotypical grumpy old lady storming up to an associate.* "Do you want to help me?!" Associate: "Ma'am, it would be a lot better for both of us if you ...
May 30, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read Sometimes I travel with my young children (7 & 5) by myself. Despite my best efforts, occasionally we are sat apart from each other. When this happens, I politely ask the person sitting in the...
May 30, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I have close to always been self-employed and work from home, while my wife – we’ve been together over 12 years – always had jobs that required her to go to an office of some sort. It’s no dif...
May 30, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read (The falconry centre is owned by older man who is a stubborn mule but we have a good rapport. I come in on a day off because I’m aware of spanners in the works and find him there, rewiring the...
May 30, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read Phone Books at the Funeral Home I got a short-term side gig delivering phone books one year in college and I was delivering to a rather unsavory part of town. I was familiar with the numbering...
May 30, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read This story (https://notalwaysright.com/less-than-a-week-old-and-already-has-a-job/362669/) reminded me of the family story of when I was born. Mum went into labour on Sunday morning, and was s...
May 30, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read (*One of my cousins used to be a vegetarian when she was 10 and until 13. Her parents and brother respected her choice, but as children her age are wont to do, she was deep in it to the point ...
May 30, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Suction Dysfunction Read Suction Dysfunction Customer: "My discount didn't come up!" Me: "When you paid at the pump, sir, before you started pumping gas, it asked you if you wanted to use a discount. If you don't use ...
May 30, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com In Choosing All Options, You Choose None Of Them Read In Choosing All Options, You Choose None Of Them Caller: "I need to know what my options are." Me: "What your options are? Is this in regard to a balance on your account?" Caller: "I just need...
May 30, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Promoted To The Hex-ecutive Suite Read Promoted To The Hex-ecutive Suite Coworker: "So I've been really getting into all this, like, supernatural and occult-y stuff." Me: "You're not about to go summoning demons, are you?" Read Pro...
May 29, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The National Mistrust Read The National Mistrust An older gentleman is having trouble paying at the self-checkout. I offer to help. Customer: "I've been tapping my d*** card, and it's not working!" Me: "May I try?" He h...
May 29, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com No Clucks Given Read No Clucks Given My friend is very overqualified for her position and has been with our company since she graduated from high school. She commonly does things that are outside of her pay grade ...
