Sep 28, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Mist Opportunity Read A Mist Opportunity I'm managing a B&B on the California coast. Guest: "I tried to do some sightseeing today, but it was so foggy. Can you do something about the fog?" Read A Mist Opportunity
Sep 28, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read (This happened at one point during the Covid years. I work in a big office and everyone went back to working on-site since the first wave ended. However, the second wave has started, and we al...
Sep 28, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Gold Rush To Conclusions Read The Gold Rush To Conclusions Because of certain laws, some states must teach using a program that many people find unpopular for several reasons. One reason is that the program expects student...
Sep 28, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Fill In The Blanks Read Fill In The Blanks I was recently prescribed a controlled medication, and it is time for my very first refill. I tried to order through the app, but there was a note that said I had to go to t...
Sep 28, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read (I was on the bus heading to college. Since the bus was crowded and there was no place to sit down, I was standing in the aisle, wearing my headphones. When the bus stopped. I felt something b...
Sep 28, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read (I work in a winery. It’s long past closed and my duty is to clean the bathroom. Just as I’m about to start, a crazy lady comes up.) Crazy Lady: “I need to use the bathroom!” Me:”This bathroom...
Sep 28, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Typing “Choosing Beggar” On That Keyboard Feels Good Read Typing “Choosing Beggar” On That Keyboard Feels Good Stranger: "Oh, in that case, could you send me one? I want Cherry switches and HyperX keycaps." Me: "Those are quite expensive. I suppose I...
Sep 28, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read My route starts at 8am on the dot. I pull up to the stop at 7:45, pull up my manifest, and open the baggage bins for passengers to load their luggage in. Me: 8:00 to Charlotte! Passenger: *imm...
Sep 28, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Hole Lotta Nothing Got Through Read A Hole Lotta Nothing Got Through I'm an electrician. We're getting close to the end of the full rewire. I did a walk-through with the homeowner before I quoted the job and explained how we wil...
Sep 28, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read It’s the summer of 2010. My favorite band, The Mighty Mighty Bosstones, has finally revealed “the worst-kept secret in Boston”: they’re reuniting. Better still, they’re playing at Irving Plaza...
Sep 28, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I’m the author of https://notalwaysright.com/howling-for-soda/384190/ and this takes place in the same fast food restaurant. This time, it’s late September on a Sunday afternoon. As we’re a sm...
Sep 28, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Easily Ticked Off Read Easily Ticked Off I work for a state park in Missouri. A visitor asks me: Visitor: "So, have all the ticks been tested?" Me: "Tested? For what?" Visitor: "For Lyme disease!" Read Easily Ticked...
Sep 27, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Tourists Are Never Going To Change Read Tourists Are Never Going To Change I was working in a tourist town in New Brunswick, Canada, and some American tourists asked me: Tourist: "We're going across to Prince Edward Island after thi...
Sep 27, 2026 from Jumbled Thoughts of a Fake Geek Boy Doctor Who: Big Fifth-ish, Part 10 It’s time once again to check in with the Fifth Doctor’s audio adventures. Last time, we had a mini-season of further travels with Nyssa in that gap between Time-Flight and Arc of Infinity that Big...
Sep 27, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Wing It The Rest Of The Way Read Wing It The Rest Of The Way Passenger: "Could you turn the noise down? It's too loud." Flight Attendant: "Noise?" Passenger: "Yes! That humming and vibrating. It's very distracting." This pass...
Sep 27, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Impact Statement Read Impact Statement Manager: "Honestly, I'm surprised at this point that he didn't name it after himself." Me: "I wish he'd put his name on more appropriate things, like sewage treatment plants."...
Sep 27, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Sit For Brains Read Sit For Brains Customer: "Excuse me, where do you keep those things?" Me: "...things?" Customer: "You know those things... uh..." She struggles to remember and is snapping her fingers. Read Si...
Sep 27, 2026 from Stranger Than Usual Rollenspielszenen: Ich frag' für 'nen Freund Wir möchten herausfinden, wo man in der Stadt Krankheiten geheilt kriegt ohne dass die Annahme entsteht, dass wir eine Seuche in die Stadt bringen.
Sep 27, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Coco-Nut A Chance Read Coco-Nut A Chance Customer: "Can I still use coconut oil if I'm allergic to coconuts?" Me: "No, ma'am, I would not recommend that." Customer: "But I'm not going to eat it." Read Coco-Nut A Chance
Sep 27, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com I’d Say “Get Lost” But You Already Are Read I’d Say “Get Lost” But You Already Are Caller: "I'm at the intersection of Strawberry and Bagel Street." *Made up street names for the sake of avoiding location specifics.* "How do I get to yo...
