Apr 12, 2026 from Roy Tang Weeknotes 2026-04-12 The World Pakistan brokered a ceasefire between Trump and Iran just before the deadline! TACO etc. However, Israel violated the ceasefire almost immediately by attacking Lebanon; it's still held so...
Apr 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Pork And Prejudice Read Pork And Prejudice Customer: "Is your pork halal?" Me: "Sir… do you know what halal means?" Read Pork And Prejudice
Apr 11, 2026 from Bobby Hiltz A Message from the SCHOLSBAG Foundation A satirical post about alternative Android operating systems
Apr 11, 2026 from Bobby Hiltz A Message from the SCHOLSBAG Foundation A satirical post about alternative Android operating systems
Apr 11, 2026 from Chronicles of Miss Miseria NaPoWriMo 2026 [April 11] - weekend erasure NaPoWriMo 2026 [April 11]Day Eleven We made it to the weekend, everyone, and to the eleventh day of Na/GloPoWriMo! Today’s featured participant is A.J.S., who brings us a mysterious and surreal res...
Apr 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Who’s Gonna Tell Them?, Part 2 Read Who’s Gonna Tell Them?, Part 2 Customer: "Umm, what's the vanilla?" Me: "...It's a Frappuccino with vanilla flavour." Customer: "Yeah, but like, what is vanilla? Is it like caramel?" Read Who’...
Apr 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Derailing Detailing Read Derailing Detailing Me: "[Boss], you don't usually work on Sundays." Boss: "Yeah, I just got off the phone with [Customer]. He's not happy." Me: "I heard you tell him his car would be done Mon...
Apr 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Patio-No-No Read Patio-No-No Customer: "[Name], reservation for four." Me: "I see that, but you didn't mention you'd be bringing children." I count four adult women and six kids in strollers. Customer: "Oh, yo...
Apr 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Pomerania-Mania, Part 2 Read Pomerania-Mania, Part 2 A woman is buying a small item at my counter. She has a huge designer bag on one shoulder and a smaller bag on the other. She's being subtle, but I spot her take a smal...
Apr 11, 2026 from Peter's Path Veluwe Wander Trail part 08 Hiked part 8/25 of the Veluwe Wander Trail, 14.7 kilometres from Putten centrum to Leuvenum. On this route you will pass four significant heathlands, Groevenbeekse Heide, Ermelose Heide, Westeindsc...
Apr 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Zero Awareness, Zero Orders Read Zero Awareness, Zero Orders This caller gave me his order number. Me: "No orders are showing up on my system. Can I have your account number?" He gave me his account number and every other acc...
Apr 11, 2026 from Roy Tang The Banner Saga 1 and 2 The Banner Saga is a trilogy of turn-based tactical combat RPGs about a caravan of survivors trying to stay ahead of a dying world. I played through the first game back in 2016 and earlier this yea...
Apr 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Amen… Probably Read Amen… Probably A common prayer to say before eating a meal starts, "Bless us, O Lord, in these Thy gifts..." Recently, my daughter mentioned it. Read Amen… Probably
Apr 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Making Dumb Moves In A Smart Car Read Making Dumb Moves In A Smart Car I am disabled. I have a disabled placard for my car. I pull into a parking lot and see someone getting into her car in a disabled space, so I wait and throw on...
Apr 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Fitting Room, Not Room Service Read Fitting Room, Not Room Service Customer: "By the way, I'm getting hungry. Do you do lunch orders?" Me: "Uh, we're a clothing store, ma'am. There's lot of food options in the mall." Customer: "...
Apr 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read (My parents were pretty permissive about what they would let us watch as children, so much so that I had watched stuff like Green Mile and Conan the Barbarian by the time I was 10. In my teens...
Apr 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read This happened back in the late 90’s. I had just given birth to my son a few weeks prior. My now ex husband worked out of town a lot and could be gone for a week to three weeks at a time. He ha...
Apr 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I’ve shared a story before about the combination gas station/fast food place I worked at many years ago. This story also takes place while I was working there and is the only time I ever tampe...
Apr 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I’m at work and somehow our conversation jokingly meanders to what 3 wishes one should make if they found a genies lamp. Me: “Am I allowed to wish for more wishes?” Manager: “No that’s cheatin...
Apr 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I’m a man in my late 30’s visiting a shopping mall. On my way through, I see what looks like two 15-year-old girls and a middle aged woman. It seems to be a mother, daughter, and the daughter’...
