Apr 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I’m at work and somehow our conversation jokingly meanders to what 3 wishes one should make if they found a genies lamp. Me: “Am I allowed to wish for more wishes?” Manager: “No that’s cheatin...
Apr 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I’m a man in my late 30’s visiting a shopping mall. On my way through, I see what looks like two 15-year-old girls and a middle aged woman. It seems to be a mother, daughter, and the daughter’...
Apr 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read (I’m doing drama with my kindergarten class, so ages 5-6. Today, they are playing charades with Disney characters. One boy is pretending to sword fight with one hand in a hook shape as his clu...
Apr 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com You’d Think This Would Be Crystal Clear… Read You’d Think This Would Be Crystal Clear… Because this is an expensive purchase, my manager steps over and starts going through some information with the customer, such as delivery costs. Custo...
Apr 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Flurry Of Demands Read A Flurry Of Demands Customer: "I want to order [items], and I want my blizzard discount." Me: "Your… what?" Customer: "Blizzard discount! I need a discount for coming out in a big storm!" Read...
Apr 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Oh Haul No! Read Oh Haul No! This one guy drove himself there who lived about eight-hundred miles away. On the first day of orientation, he tells anyone who'll listen that he forgot to keep his receipts and he...
Apr 11, 2026 from Noahie's Blog Tough Guy Never underestimate time alone. It's a weird thing when I'm alone. Sometimes I think I might actually have autism because when I am actually alone, I can really let the wiggles out and all other ki...
Apr 10, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Denzel Washington Shows Up And Blows Their Minds Read Denzel Washington Shows Up And Blows Their Minds Husband: "Who's in it?" Me: "Idris Elba." Wife: "Who's that?" Husband: "The Black guy." Wife: "Samuel L. Jackson?" Read Denzel Washington Shows...
Apr 10, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Logic Unplugged Read Logic Unplugged Friend: "I need a mains plug, please." Store Assistant: "Sorry, but we haven't any left." Friend: *Looking past the assistant at the shelves behind.* "But there's one there on ...
Apr 10, 2026 from Previous Magazine How To Start a Pet Supply Store If you’re thinking of starting a pet supply store, now is a great time to do it. More than half of all UK households have a pet, and these pet owners are increasing the amount they spend on their p...
Apr 10, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com (Browsing) History Repeated Read (Browsing) History Repeated When I worked for one of the major retail stores in the computer section (this is early 2000s), I sold a brand new computer to this lady (she declined buying any an...
Apr 10, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Politely Processing Read Politely Processing Me: "Hello there! May I please have the blueberry pancakes and iced tea? Thank you!" Waitress: "I… uh…" The waitress looked tired, but now it looks like her brain has stopp...
Apr 10, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The More You Read The Worse It Gets, Part 35 Read The More You Read The Worse It Gets, Part 35 Customer: "This is so stupid! The sign says two for $6, but one is $3!" For a second, I thought I forgot how to add because it was so dumb. Read Th...
Apr 10, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Ruining A Neat Idea Read Ruining A Neat Idea Me: "Sorry, I asked for this neat." Server: "It should be served with lime; it tastes better." Me: "I've tried it that way, and I prefer it neat. Can you do me another one?...
Apr 10, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com When You’re One Of Us, Not One Of Them Read When You’re One Of Us, Not One Of Them Customer: "Is that really necessary? There are so many signs for the customers to read!" Manager: "These signs, like all the signs in the store, aren't f...
Apr 10, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Overdrawn Conclusions Read Overdrawn Conclusions Caller: "Why have you charged me all these fees!" Me: "It looks like you had a lot of payments happen on the same day that took your account into overdraft." Caller: "And...
Apr 10, 2026 from Peter's Path Veluwe Wander Trail part 07 Hiked part 7/25 of the Veluwe Wander Trail, 13.1 kilometres from Garderen to Putten centrum. The Speulder and Sprielderbos still partly consists of the old, communally managed malebos. The forest b...
Apr 10, 2026 from Thejesh GN Weekly Notes 15/2026 I am back in Bengaluru. Slept and rested a bit. I watched One Battle After Another on the way to Sydney and Naked Gun 2 on the way back. I really liked how One Battle After Another is told, DiCapri...
Apr 10, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Trattamento Preferenziale Read Trattamento Preferenziale Back in the late nineties, my then-boyfriend and I were spending a tourist weekend in the Bay Area, and ended up in Carmel around dinner time. We found a cute Italian...
Apr 10, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Y’know, He’s Got A Point… Read Y’know, He’s Got A Point… Me: "I'm going to miss you when you're away." Husband: "No, you won't, you'll replace me in the first week." Read Y’know, He’s Got A Point…
