Feb 17, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Pile On About The Pills Read Pile On About The Pills Me: "Okay. We’re going to use small words now." Mom: *Rolls her eyes.* "Don’t talk to me like I’m five." Me: "Then don’t act like medicine is Halloween candy." Read Pil...
Feb 17, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Typos Come In A Wide Range Read Typos Come In A Wide Range My friend has made a huge custom birthday card for another friend for us all to sign. I notice something: Me: "[Friend], was the card supposed to say, "Older & Wiser...
Feb 17, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Out of State, Out of Luck Read Out of State, Out of Luck Manager: "Ma'am, did you just Google search our restaurant name plus coupon, and print the first thing you saw?" Customer: "So what if I did? The date is valid!" Mana...
Feb 17, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read In our state we now must charge a minimum of 10 cents for bags in retail stores. This law was passed in an effort to reduce waste in landfills. Yesterday I rang a guy up and, as I do during mo...
Feb 17, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com I Guess It’s A Pizza Party Read I Guess It’s A Pizza Party Years ago, at college, our department bought food for the mandatory student seminar. As we are leaving, a pile of pizza boxes is untouched. Strange, as it's a small ...
Feb 17, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read There was a bit of a kickback scandal at my Elementary school. It’s a bit hard to follow, so let’s see if I can describe it well. To start with the school was legally permitted to declare a st...
Feb 17, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Give Them An Inch, And They Take Ten Years Read Give Them An Inch, And They Take Ten Years Apparently, there was a "mistake" with their tab, and their daughter's meal should have been free. The server tried to explain that that only applies...
Feb 17, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I am 36, my coworker is 22. He likes to tease me about being “old.” It has become a running joke. Here are some of our conversations: Coworker: You dyed your hair? Me: I did! Do you like it? C...
Feb 17, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read Many years ago, I worked at a sawmill. For the most part, the people working there were honest, hardworking folks, but there were always a few screw ups and slackers, and this is a story about...
Feb 17, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Out Of Network Read Out Of Network I work for Medicare and get all kinds of calls. Most calls are fine, but there are some instances where things go off the wall. From mental issues to entitled family members who...
Feb 17, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I’m the author of Larry: Friend of Boris. When our youngest was about two years old, he was obessed with our egg timer. He loved the ticking noise it made and would squeal with joy when it ran...
Feb 17, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I’m visiting a friend with my daughter when my daughter notices a cat hiding under one of the chars and tries to get it to come out. Friend: “[Daughter] please leave [cat] alone. He’s a big wi...
Feb 17, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com An Explanation Shouldn’t Be Needed, But It Is Deserved Read An Explanation Shouldn’t Be Needed, But It Is Deserved Previous Customer: "Well, aren't you going to say something?" Manager: "Is there something else you need, ma'am?" Previous Customer: "You...
Feb 17, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Every Time We Celebrate, We’re Over The Moon! Read Every Time We Celebrate, We’re Over The Moon! Customer #1: "Hey, man, you shouldn’t be buying this stuff unless you’re from a country that celebrates Lunar New Year. Or unless your wife is." C...
Feb 17, 2026 from BIX dot BLOG The ‘Serialized’ Series I’ve realized that as of the first batch of my blogging on furiousnads.com to have been restored here from that site’s mid-2010s edition, all four of my posts on a longstanding pet peeve of mine ar...
Feb 17, 2026 from The Jaxson 11 Black cultural heritage sites to visit in town In honor of Black History Month, here are eleven historic African American cultural heritage destinations in Jacksonville to visit. - Cedar Point Preserve 7222 Cedar Point Rd. The ruins of the Fitz...
Feb 16, 2026 from BIX dot BLOG Writing Is Not Optional For Journalism Chris Quinn, editor of the The Plain Dealer, published a “letter from the editor” over the weekend about “a college student [who] withdrew from consideration for a reporting role in our newsroom th...
Feb 16, 2026 from riz#000000me better browsing for non-technical people you can pick up your mom's phone and do this stuff and it won't change how she interacts with the internet
Feb 16, 2026 from The New Leaf Journal Blog Questions Challenge Answers NLJ editor N.A. Ferrell answers eight questions presented in a Ava's Space's Bear Blog blog questions challenge (with one question modified for broader applicability).
Feb 16, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Shift Happens Read Shift Happens Me: "Uh, [Coworker], is that Tupperware for us night shift workers?" Coworker: "Duh! Can't you see the label?" Me: "Is it supposed to say, 'For the night shift only'?" Coworker: ...
