Jul 28, 2026 from Stranger Than Usual Schneckenfressende Schnecken Der Tigerschnegel, eine Schnecke, frisst andere Schnecken.
Jul 28, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Once Bitten, Twice Signed Read Once Bitten, Twice Signed I put cash down on the tray with the receipts, and the waitress is about to whisk everything away. Me: "Wait one moment, please!" She stops, and I take the receipt an...
Jul 28, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com We Can’t Believe They Thought That Would Work, Part 17 Read We Can’t Believe They Thought That Would Work, Part 17 I worked at a shoe store for some time. One day, a guy came in when it was dead and asked about shoes and such. I helped him out and, lo ...
Jul 28, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Aging Like Milk Read Aging Like Milk I love my grandmother, but she has some dark humor and has aged into that 'no filter' stage of her life, so it's probably good that she doesn't go out much anymore (she literal...
Jul 28, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Their Timing Is Off The Rails Read Their Timing Is Off The Rails Announcement: "The light rail will be delayed fifteen minutes due to a car accident." A lady standing next to me tuts loudly. Lady: "How long is that?" Read Their...
Jul 28, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Oh, You Crack Me Up! Read Oh, You Crack Me Up! I'm a makeup artist, and I worked at a busy counter. A customer walked over with a darker-than-average shade of eyeshadow and asked, loudly and clearly: Customer: "So, do ...
Jul 28, 2026 from Roy Tang Exporting a Youtube Playlist to MP3s Writing this post mostly so I can refer to it again later if needed. A while back I taught my dad how to save YT videos he watches on TV to a playlist and he watches a lot of music and recently he ...
Jul 28, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read (At my old job, we had a duo of regulars who would come in for lunch every week: a mentally disabled man and his caretaker. The caretaker was very polite, always apologized for any messes made...
Jul 28, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I work at a major US authorized cell retailer. For the past couple months, we’ve had a customer come in repeatedly whose interactions go something like this; he sets up autopay, leaves, comes ...
Jul 28, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read (I am the submitter of this story (https://notalwaysright.com/onion-or-apple-of-my-eye-glasses/376779/), back with a new story about my most recent roommate, who moved in about two weeks ago. ...
Jul 28, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Fan Of Simple Solutions Read A Fan Of Simple Solutions We get feedback from a few buyers, all to the tune of the same thing: Feedback: "The fan switch in the master bedroom doesn’t work." It was working the day we finishe...
Jul 28, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read This story https://notalwaysright.com/mike-loses-the-magic-when-hes-shopping/187590/ reminded me of something that happened to a coworker from the Renaissance Festival. Let’s call him Jimmy Tu...
Jul 28, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I play an instrument and participate in two hobbyist orchestra (by which I mean musician are not paid nor bound by any contract and do it for pleasure, the only actual professional in either a...
Jul 28, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Bowl Movement Read A Bowl Movement Customer: "Can I get a salad, but not in a bowl?" Me: "...Uh, do you want a burrito?" Customer: "No, I want a salad, but I don't want it in a bowl." Me: "Our salads only come i...
Jul 28, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I have an unusual first name that is only found in Star Wars, and I work at a print shop in a big box office store that loves red and white. We are not allowed to print invitations, cards, or ...
Jul 28, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Dodging The Draft Read Dodging The Draft Customer: "I’ll have a Bud Light." Me: "Draft or bottle?" Customer: *Seemingly very annoyed and in a condescending tone:* "What’s the difference?!" Me: "Draft comes in a glas...
Jul 28, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Always Blaming Past Generations Read Always Blaming Past Generations Me: "Do you need any help, ma'am?" Customer: "I dropped a coupon!" I helped her search the area for a second, but no luck. Customer: "Ugh! This is all your faul...
Jul 28, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Mac To The Future Read Mac To The Future Customer: "I'm looking at the sides on the menu, but since I'm strict on the Paleo diet right now, I need to ask you a few questions." Me: "Fire away!" Read Mac To The Future
Jul 28, 2026 from The New Leaf Journal O2A2 2026 Visual Novel Review Project (Part 1/2) Reviewing 11 very short visual novels that were submitted to the Itch.io O2A2 2026 - Only One of Any Asset Visual Novel Jam.
