Apr 10, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com I Did Two Tours In Retail… I Can Still Hear The Beeps Read I Did Two Tours In Retail… I Can Still Hear The Beeps Coworker: "No, ma'am, you can't speak to the store manager." Pause. Coworker: "Because he is not available right now." Pause. Coworker: "B...
Apr 10, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Will Never Argue With Mom Again Read Will Never Argue With Mom Again I am shopping in the supermarket and overhear a teenage girl arguing with her mum about something. Mom: "No, I'm not buying it. It's too expensive!" Read Will N...
Apr 10, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Mistakes Are Made On The Graveyard Shift Read Mistakes Are Made On The Graveyard Shift Guy #1: *Looking around all the graves.* "So… all these guys are dead, eh?" Read Mistakes Are Made On The Graveyard Shift
Apr 10, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Concorde-ial Response Read A Concorde-ial Response I was working as a cashier and went to hand the customer his receipt. He waves down my receipt-holding hand and says: Customer: "Keep it, less waste in the world." Read...
Apr 10, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I’m a member of a local volunteet run observatory. Every month we have an open evening. A chance for members of the public to come and see what astronomy is about. Volunteers check tickets, co...
Apr 10, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Plot Should Thicken, Not Disappear Read The Plot Should Thicken, Not Disappear My friends and I are in the Uni library, working together. We're all in a creative writing class, and we're creating outlines for novels. Classmate: *Shu...
Apr 10, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Very Different Kind Of X-Files Read A Very Different Kind Of X-Files Me: "This shelf is all x-rays, and there's no patient name." Resident Radiographer: "Oh, that's The Book. It doesn't contain any patient data." Me: "Then… what...
Apr 10, 2026 from LifeDev.net Looking for Focus Training Exercises? Discover 7 Simple Habits That Boost Mental Clarity Ready for some focus training exercises? You sit down to work. Within ten minutes, you have checked your phone twice, opened a new browser tab for no clear reason, and lost the thread of what you w...
Apr 10, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read Coworker 1: [privileged and reeks of it, but generally good at what he does] I like to use the Profiles, but I found a problem with it. Who should I tell? Senior Coworker: Well, it’s only upda...
Apr 10, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read [Note: This story began as a comment to another bank-error story, but after I got done typing, I thought it worked pretty well on its own, so here goes.] I had something similar happen many ye...
Apr 10, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Spice Must… Not Flow Read The Spice Must… Not Flow Manager: "The guy complained about you. He said you got his order wrong." Me: *Confused.* "He said he wanted no spice, so it’s not spicy." Manager: "No, he wants, like...
Apr 10, 2026 from Chronicles of Miss Miseria NaPoWriMo 2026 [April 10] - What the emptied cup says NaPoWriMo 2026 [April 10]Day Ten One-third of the way through Na/GloPoWriMo already?! I guess the days go by fast when you spend them writing poems. Our featured participant for the day is Poems by...
Apr 10, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read (My dad and I are visiting some of his friends, who have two small children. While I am hanging out outside, I notice a plastic terrarium set up in the carport with a butterfly inside. One of ...
Apr 10, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read So I worked at an office for 4 years. One evening after work I took a nasty fall in my yard. I was in a lot of pain and couldn’t walk. A friend took me to the ER, where I was diagnosed as havi...
Apr 10, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com No Golden Ticket To The Back Read No Golden Ticket To The Back Me: "You can pick up to four toppings for [price]. After that, each extra topping is [extra price]." Customer: "Uh… okay, but then how do I make it?" Me: "By choos...
Apr 10, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I was the attendant assigned to SKO (otherwise known as self check outs) and it is a pretty uneventful shift. Then I get called to check an ID. The item was a “non alcoholic” beer but even non...
Apr 10, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Customer Communication Can Be Gooey Read Customer Communication Can Be Gooey Customer: "Excuse me, what is this?" Me: "That's the spicy cheeseburger meal." Customer: "I wanted the spicy burger meal. I didn't want the cheese. I don’t ...
Apr 10, 2026 from The New Leaf Journal Uganda, Israel, and Iran in 2026 vs 1976 Relations between Uganda and Israel were very "strained" in 1976. 2026 X posts from Ugandan Defense Minister Muhoozi Kainerugaba would have been hard to explain 50 years ago...
Apr 10, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Better Luck Next Year Read Better Luck Next Year I work for a diner that's open 24/7 every day of the year, except one specific holiday (doesn't matter which), when we close at 6 PM and open again at 6 AM the next day. ...
Apr 10, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Will Not Be Influenced By The Influencer, Part 14 Read Will Not Be Influenced By The Influencer, Part 14 Me: "Great. Let's see what we've got. You know our exchange policy lets you bring in anything new or gently used—" Customer: "—Does it? Since ...
