Sep 26, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Watt Was I Thinking? Read Watt Was I Thinking? I touched the knife to the prongs and... nothing. So, I went with a kind of 'sawing' motion on the prongs and WHOA... There was a flash and a bang. The wall was black thre...
Sep 26, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Government Shutdown: A Renter’s Saga Read Government Shutdown: A Renter’s Saga I explained what was happening as best I could while still fighting back tears, telling her I didn't even know how to pay rent at the end of the month. Roo...
Sep 26, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Bus-ted AC Read Bus-ted AC Once we arrived at the end of the line, a young woman made her way to the bus driver and started talking to him. At first, I assumed she was asking about connecting buses or trains,...
Sep 26, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I am a practical nurse, working in a home care unit in Finland. There are lots of different kind of stories to tell about my work, but now I am going to tell a situation happened to me while a...
Sep 26, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read (My parents have been together for a very long time, collecting knick-knacks and interesting bits and bobs over the years that they add to their home. Before even their time, my dad’s parents ...
Sep 26, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I work for the armed forces and was walking through charity shops to check the displays for rememberance day. In the uk its illegal to sell army uniforms but can be displayed for holidays with...
Sep 26, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I´m currently working nightshift in a housing unit for people with mental illnesses. I started a night with checking patients and units, so that everything is okay. One customer was a sleep, b...
Sep 26, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I’m the father of a wonderful toddler. I accidentally started a game awhile ago in which [daughter] would called me mama and I’d declare “not the mama” and then do something to her. I might ti...
Sep 26, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read (As part of my job as the receptionist at a dental office, I am helping someone schedule an appointment.) ME: “How about Monday December 22nd at 9:30 AM?” PATIENT: “Sure. That’s November?” ME:...
Sep 26, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Out Of Touch-screen Read Out Of Touch-screen Me: "Is it not responding when you press it?" Customer: *Very confused.* "Press on it? What are you talking about?!" I reach over and push the app icon. It opens. The guy i...
Sep 26, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Thinking Outside The Juice Box Read Thinking Outside The Juice Box A customer places a carton of pre-mixed sangria. Customer: "I want to return this; it didn't taste so good." Me: "I'm afraid we can't accept returns on alcohol. ...
Sep 26, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com When The Worker Is Giving It 1000% Read When The Worker Is Giving It 1000% My Friend: "Oh, do you have a card on you? Let's not pay cash." Me: "Why not?" My Friend: "[Girl] is working the checkout today." Me: "And that's… bad?" Read...
Sep 26, 2026 from Noahie's Blog Lesser Wizards Your browser does not support the video tag. I saw a mule the other day. For the lesser wizards out there, if you see a guy who knows just when a building puts up a for-lease sign, practices Advanc...
Sep 25, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com I Pita The Fool Who Doesn’t Read Read I Pita The Fool Who Doesn’t Read Customer: "Where’s the burger patty?" Me: "Umm, we don’t serve burgers." Customer: "What do you mean you don’t serve burgers?" Read I Pita The Fool Who Doesn’t...
Sep 25, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Some Nice Hair On That Jarhead Read Some Nice Hair On That Jarhead One of our civil service workers was what we then referred to as kind of odd, but I wonder now if he was on the spectrum. He was very good at his rather technica...
Sep 25, 2026 from Bobby Hiltz BIRDCAGE BIRDCAGE by Polygon Bird is great shmup and a fabulous homage to late-90s games
Sep 25, 2026 from Bobby Hiltz BIRDCAGE BIRDCAGE by Polygon Bird is great shmup and a fabulous homage to late-90s games
Sep 25, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Plastic Surgery Read Plastic Surgery Customer: "This one doesn't work either! These printers are obviously defective." Me: "You've had the same problem with both of them?" Customer: "Yes. I followed the instructio...
Sep 25, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Once Upon A One-Time Payment Read Once Upon A One-Time Payment Manager: "Look. They took memory cards from us and made us pay for storage. They took CDs and DVDs and made us pay for streaming. They took ownership, convenience,...
Sep 25, 2026 from Stranger Than Usual Rollenspielszenen: Wie gewonnen, so zerronnen Jacksnipe malt ein rotes Blobmonster auf den Boden, erweckt es zum Leben… nur damit es danach direkt auf das Monster zustürmt und sich auslöscht.
