May 28, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com When The Stupidity Is So Stupid It’s Self-Aware Read When The Stupidity Is So Stupid It’s Self-Aware I'm browsing in a vape shop. The cashier is someone I know to be the most monotone and sarcastic individual I have ever met, who genuinely does ...
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May 28, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A New Kind Of Background Check Read A New Kind Of Background Check Coworker: "Wait, so over the weekend I'm going to have my monitor changed?" Me: "Yes, to a nice flat LCD instead of these bulky CRTs." Coworker: "Ah, that's such...
May 28, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Vulture Culture Clash Read Vulture Culture Clash Customer: "No, she is not okay! She had to watch those disgusting birds rip apart a dead rabbit!" Me: "The presentation is meant to teach kids about scavengers and how ec...
May 28, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Toy Story Meets The Geneva Convention Read Toy Story Meets The Geneva Convention Sister: "The kids were being noisy, so we tried the whole "whoever can stay quiet the longest gets five bucks" game." Me: "Oh, yeah, like we used to do wi...
May 28, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Blowback Read Blowback I live in an apartment block. The lobby has the mailboxes and a notice board for neighbors to post items and such. I read the following: Post #1: "To whoever’s dog keeps barking at 6 ...
May 28, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Great Guessby Read The Great Guessby Customer: "Excuse me, I'm looking for a book." Me: "Of course, what's the title?" Customer: "I don't know." Me: "No problem, do you know the author?" Customer: "No." Read The...
May 28, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read Despite our server being based in the UK there’s only a few of us who are British and most joke around with us about the accent by saying ‘bo’le o’ wa’er’ (bottle of water). We’re playing a zo...
May 28, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read This is the same person from this series https://notalwaysright.com/pops-just-makes-you-want-to-pop/361560/ I had some issues with dating. I was autistic and bisexual, and I was used to my fat...
May 28, 2026 from The Public Domain Review Animal, Vegetable, Lamb: The Zoophyte from Tartary In the Middle Ages, rumours spread across Europe of a strange hybrid creature, half-animal, half-plant, known as the Vegetable Lamb of Tartary. A hoax based on fern rhizomes? A euphemism for culled...
May 28, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read This is a story I was told on a tour of my university’s particle accelerator. An accelerator requires lots of incredibly high-voltage equipment to do its job, and by “incredibly high-voltage”,...
May 28, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Card-Carrying Member Of The Stupid Club Read A Card-Carrying Member Of The Stupid Club Me: "Since you do have a balance, you are still required to make the minimum due every month." Caller: "Why? Why do I have to pay for something I can'...
May 28, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read My daughter is in her second year of college. She’s has a free slot in her time table. She and her friends are in one of the empty classrooms yakking up a storm. She decided to get her friend’...
May 28, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Air Was Cool But The Mess Was Still Hot Read The Air Was Cool But The Mess Was Still Hot Me: "What happened to it?" Customer: "I dropped it in the toilet." Me: "Unfortunately, water damage isn't covered under the standard warranty—" Cust...
May 28, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read (I volunteer with my church’s children’s program. The church decided to have a children’s volunteer appreciation tie-dye party. We were given a mingle bingo card to fill out while we waited ou...
May 28, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I submitted the “Crack of Don” story. Meeting yesterday. We go over our projects and give status updates. I’m discussing a new program that starts on the 1st. Me – “We have a new mail tracking...
May 28, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Dirty Thirty Read The Dirty Thirty Me: "Ma'am, it's fifteen items or fewer." Customer: "I have fifteen." Me: "I count more than that." Customer: "I'm buying two of each thing, so thirty, but fifteen separate it...
May 28, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Beer Today, Banned Tomorrow Read Beer Today, Banned Tomorrow Me: "Where did you get those?!" Owner's Friend: "The liquor store a block over. They sell it, and you don't, so I thought I would—" Me: "—You thought you would brea...
May 28, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com When You Need To Factory Reset Expectations Read When You Need To Factory Reset Expectations A customer comes in almost every week, saying someone is in their phone and has hacked it. I generally don’t believe customers when they come in and...
May 28, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Dad Jokes Going Dead Wrong Read Dad Jokes Going Dead Wrong We have a manager who likes to think of himself as the team's dad (his words). That means he often makes patronizing, condescending comments that he thinks are helpf...
