Apr 10, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Better Luck Next Year Read Better Luck Next Year I work for a diner that's open 24/7 every day of the year, except one specific holiday (doesn't matter which), when we close at 6 PM and open again at 6 AM the next day. ...
Apr 10, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Will Not Be Influenced By The Influencer, Part 14 Read Will Not Be Influenced By The Influencer, Part 14 Me: "Great. Let's see what we've got. You know our exchange policy lets you bring in anything new or gently used—" Customer: "—Does it? Since ...
Apr 10, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com You Are Fired, Do You Copy? Read You Are Fired, Do You Copy? My boss is on the phone with an ex-coworker who had been fired a few days earlier: Boss: "No, I'm not going to reverse my decision." Read You Are Fired, Do You Copy?
Apr 10, 2026 from Noahie's Blog Bread Alone It's Holy Friday, and I intend on going to my parish's service tonight. One of the subdeacons was saying that it's supposed to have some of the most beautiful music the church sings all year, so I'...
Apr 10, 2026 from JoeHx Blog My Next Fitness Goal - Carry my Wife Most people’s health goals involve some sort of number. Weigh less than this number. Get cholesterol under that number. Lift more weight. Run this far under that time.
Apr 09, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com I’m Afraud Not Read I’m Afraud Not Lady: "My workplace is covering the cost of my cell phone purchase, up to 8,000 NOK (approx. $800), so I need a receipt to show them." Me: "I'm happy to help you find that. May ...
Apr 09, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Maybe Sit This One Out Read Maybe Sit This One Out I needed lawn chairs and asked an employee where they were in the store. He looked at me dumbfounded. Employee #1: "Lawn... chairs?" Me: "Yeah... they fold up. Portable....
Apr 09, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Giving My Two Cents… Literally Read Giving My Two Cents… Literally Customer: "My total came to $2.27!" Me: "Yes, ma'am." Customer: "Which means you owe me two pennies!" Me: "That's if you were paying cash, ma'am. Card payments a...
Apr 09, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com When You Stare Into The Market, The Market Stares Back At You Read When You Stare Into The Market, The Market Stares Back At You Coworker: "Did you see all the police that came in last night?" Me: "No, I left early. What happened?" Coworker: "They came in and...
Apr 09, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Inn Denial Read Inn Denial Customer: *Walking in late at night.* "I need a room." We're fully checked in, so I know she's a walk-in. Me: "We're sold out tonight, ma'am. We're sold out for the whole weekend." ...
Apr 09, 2026 from Improve Something Today Questions along the way The Periodic Table of Questions, ICA’s ORID, Liberating Structures’ W3, and more. How might we organize questions, and to what end?
Apr 09, 2026 from Chronicles of Miss Miseria NaPoWriMo 2026 [April 9] - what the windowsill plant knows NaPoWriMo 2026 [April 9]Day Nine Happy ninth day of National/Global Poetry Writing Month, all. We hope that you’re really getting into the groove of this whole poem-a-day thing! Our featured partic...
Apr 09, 2026 from Previous Magazine How to Find the Right Psychiatrist in Glendale for Anxiety, ADHD, or Depression If you’re going through anxiety, ADHD, or depression, it may be time to seek help from a psychiatrist. It’s important to choose the right psychiatrist for you so that you get the best quality of ca...
Apr 09, 2026 from Peter's Path The Problem of Pain by C.S. Lewis Why read the book? C.S. Lewis wrote The Problem of Pain. He faces the hard question of why pain exists if God is good and all-powerful. Lewis starts with the nature of God and human free will. He s...
Apr 09, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Grade Expectations Read Grade Expectations As I arrive back at the office, my boss calls me into his office, with a paper to sign, saying I performed an unsafe work act (his goal was to try to give me three strikes s...
Apr 09, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com No ID, Has Idea Read No ID, Has Idea Me: "Hello, folks! Do you all have your IDs with you?" The two women immediately pull out their IDs, all smiles. The man, however, just shrugs his shoulders. Guy: "I'm not drin...
Apr 09, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Not Understanding Underwriting Read Not Understanding Underwriting Caller: "Why is my insurance so high?! Make it make sense!" Me: "It's a seven-year-old car, with 170,000 miles on it. That's about double the average." Caller: "...
Apr 09, 2026 from Peter's Path Veluwe Wander Trail part 06 Hiked part 6/25 of the Veluwe Wander Trail, 9.6 kilometres from Kootwijk to Garderen. This short stage leads you from Kootwijk to Garderen, with a beautiful view of the enk. In the drifting sand ar...
Apr 09, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Tree-mendously Wrong Read Tree-mendously Wrong Coworker: "Why don’t you just give him a bag?" Me: "I'm trying to save plastic." Coworker: "Well, that’s stupid. God already has so many trees growing." Read Tree-mendousl...
Apr 09, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Zero Realization Read Zero Realization I work in the kitchen department. A woman comes in with a meat thermometer inside its open plastic container. Customer: "I need to return this. The display keeps reading zero ...
