Jul 28, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com An IT Crowd Pleaser Read An IT Crowd Pleaser CEO: "I'm noting that no one from IT is at the meeting." CFO: "Why would they be? Their job is to implement what we decide. They can be told later." CEO: "Okay, let's pause...
Jul 28, 2026 from Noahie's Blog Tiring One nice thing about being depressed is that it almost feels like I have the luxury to tell God, "No, Lord, turn your back on me. I don't need any favors." Because I'm just so tired and incapable o...
Jul 28, 2026 from is this it? West Gate - Melbourne Photography XV A morning of photography walking the streets under the West Gate Bridge. Here the Yarra River meets Port Phillip, and petrol terminals line the shore. Port Operations Control Tower. Melbourne city ...
Jul 27, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Hole Lot Of Trouble Read A Hole Lot Of Trouble Customer: "I need to return this printer! It's very badly made!" I open the box to inspect the printer before I process the return. Me: "Uhm… sir, there's ink everywhere....
Jul 27, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Lab Results Came Back Conclusive Read The Lab Results Came Back Conclusive Manager: "What's the problem?" Kennel Manager: "[My Name] is trying to board a pit bull mix! Manager: "Are you talking about the Lab?" I pull out my dog's ...
Jul 27, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The VAT’s Out Of The Bag Read The VAT’s Out Of The Bag Me: "And what was your company's name?" Scammer: "We're calling on behalf of [lotto company]." Me: "Yes, you said. But what is the name of your company?" Scammer: "We'...
Jul 27, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Menu-vering Yourself Into A Corner Read Menu-vering Yourself Into A Corner Me: "Well, we only have two vegan items on the menu, so—" Customer: "—No. I also saw those, and they don't appeal to me. What can you suggest?" Me: "That you...
Jul 27, 2026 from Stranger Than Usual Rollenspielszenen: Vanillekipferl Die Rettungsmission hat sich etwas verzögert. Wir mussten noch Vanillekipferl backen.
Jul 27, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com That’s One Way To Upsell… Read That’s One Way To Upsell… My family is ordering dessert at the restaurant. One of the nephews (my sister's kid) wants a tiramisu. Sister: *To the waitress.* "My kid wants the tiramisu. What's ...
Jul 27, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Reverse Engineering A Discount Read Reverse Engineering A Discount Caller: "Hi, I'm looking for [specific item]." Me: "Yes, we have twelve of those in stock." Caller: "If I buy all twelve, can you quote me your best price?" Me: ...
Jul 27, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Keeping An Eye Via Malicious Compl-Eye-ance Read Keeping An Eye Via Malicious Compl-Eye-ance On this guy's first day, [Owner] was visiting (he has another job so he only comes in on Mondays). Right before students start arriving, [Owner] pul...
Jul 27, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Please Pokémon Go Away, Part 5 Read Please Pokémon Go Away, Part 5 Woman: *To the man.* "Aren't you a little old to be playing with children's toys?" Man: "Nope!" Woman: *Annoyed by his lack of shame.* "Aren't you embarrassed?" ...
Jul 27, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Keeping Abreast Of Weaponized Incompetence Read Keeping Abreast Of Weaponized Incompetence Customer: "I'll get the eight-piece mixed chicken." Me: "Sure thing." Customer: "Can you make it all chicken breasts though?" Me: "Uh... no, ma'am, w...
Jul 27, 2026 from Peter's Path Zero to One by Peter Thiel Why read the book? Peter Thiel explains how to build companies that create new value instead of improving on old ideas. He shows that the best businesses escape competition by solving unique proble...
Jul 27, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Not Noodling Around On This One Read Not Noodling Around On This One Woman: "Right, right, now tell me, [Noodle Lady's Name], do you happen to hold a position where you have to be able to read to do your job?" Noodle Lady: "Excus...
Jul 27, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Blue Without A Clue Read Blue Without A Clue Customer: "This is absolutely not real blue raspberry, and I would like a refund." I could barely contain my laughter, so my boss, who is with me, took over. Boss: "I am so...
Jul 27, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Relative Non-Issue Read A Relative Non-Issue I am out with my grandma. My late grandpa has five kids from a previous marriage, and she has my dad and uncle from her first marriage. This results in twenty-three adult ...
Jul 27, 2026 from ttntm.me - Blog What's next? Plans for the future of this website. To keep this brief, it’s probably best served as a list: Probably won’t write any more long and detailed web dev guides and tutorials Killed the /notes section...
Jul 27, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Hoppy Ending Read A Hoppy Ending We're at a pub for my friend's eighteenth birthday. Me: "Congrats on being able to order your first pint!" Friend: "Yeah, but I hate beer. It tastes so gross. I'll order a cider...
Jul 27, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Fangs For Nothing Read Fangs For Nothing Customer: "I'm looking for a book." I refrain from observing that this is a bookstore. Me: "I'm happy to help you. What is the name of the book?" Customer: "I don't remember....
