Sep 25, 2026 from Bobby Hiltz BIRDCAGE BIRDCAGE by Polygon Bird is great shmup and a fabulous homage to late-90s games
Sep 25, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Plastic Surgery Read Plastic Surgery Customer: "This one doesn't work either! These printers are obviously defective." Me: "You've had the same problem with both of them?" Customer: "Yes. I followed the instructio...
Sep 25, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Once Upon A One-Time Payment Read Once Upon A One-Time Payment Manager: "Look. They took memory cards from us and made us pay for storage. They took CDs and DVDs and made us pay for streaming. They took ownership, convenience,...
Sep 25, 2026 from Stranger Than Usual Rollenspielszenen: Wie gewonnen, so zerronnen Jacksnipe malt ein rotes Blobmonster auf den Boden, erweckt es zum Leben… nur damit es danach direkt auf das Monster zustürmt und sich auslöscht.
Sep 25, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Wild Animals Roaming Free? Inconceivable! Read Wild Animals Roaming Free? Inconceivable! Tourist: "What time do they let the wild animals out?" Me: "Well, they don't. As you said, they're wild animals. They're always out." Tourist: "What d...
Sep 25, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Feet Of Engineering Read A Feet Of Engineering With this information from the user, we started troubleshooting. There isn’t much you can do but reinstall the drivers or replace the keyboard. So that’s what we did; the...
Sep 25, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Leave Your Mark Read Leave Your Mark Customer: "Do you have a permanent whiteboard marker?" Me: "Permanent?" Customer: "Yup." Me: "As in… ink that stays on the whiteboard forever?" Read Leave Your Mark
Sep 25, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Less CrossFit More Cross Stitch Read Less CrossFit More Cross Stitch Person: *Off the street.* "Hi, where is [Extreme Fitness] located?" Me: *Cheerfully.* "Oh! You're close. They're on the opposite end of the building. Just go ar...
Sep 25, 2026 from Thejesh GN Weekly Notes 39/2026 In one of my earlier blog posts, I mentioned that I have become more routine, more protective of my time, and indirectly more productive since becoming a parent. That continues. I totally get how P...
Sep 25, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Gotta Hand It To Her Read Gotta Hand It To Her One day, a partner (who was a huge, egotistical a**hole) was yelling at her over something completely outside her control. Head Secretary: *Holds up her hand.* Partner: "D...
Sep 25, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com LGBTQ-MIA-LHR Read LGBTQ-MIA-LHR Caller: "So, I was looking at flights from Miami to Boston for the summer. You had them for under $200. Then my girlfriends said we should all go to London instead, and those wer...
Sep 25, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Nintendo Sixty-Forgot Read Nintendo Sixty-Forgot Mom: *Furrowing her brow.* "What are you talking about? When did I ever buy you a game in the summer?" Me: "June 1997. You went out with [Friend] and came back with a gam...
Sep 25, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Total Eclipse Of The Brain, Part 12 Read Total Eclipse Of The Brain, Part 12 One of our friends, who is not interested in astronomy, is trying to figure out what he's looking at. Friend: "Wow, that's amazing, but I have a question." ...
Sep 25, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Form-idable Questions Read Form-idable Questions Customer: "Maaa! Which one's my first name and which one's my family name?!" Read Form-idable Questions
Sep 25, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read (For this story, you need to know that I went to a fee-paying private school, while my wife and all her family went to local state schools. This is a source of gentle mockery whenever we get t...
Sep 25, 2026 from The Universe of Discourse L-systems generate weevils, pizza toppings, and matriarchal lineages The Fibonacci sequence is so-called because in Western mathematics is first appears in connection with a problem from Fibonacci's 1202 book Liber Abaci. Fibonacci asks us to consider a rabbit farm ...
Sep 25, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Someone In IT Seriously Corked Up Read Someone In IT Seriously Corked Up After my orthotist coworker finished custom fitting a wrist splint (known as a cock-up splint) to a patient, he sat at his desk to dictate his patient notes. ...
Sep 25, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I have ordered an item from a site that I have shopped at before and had good experience with, even though the company is based in a different country. However, once I received the notificatio...
Sep 25, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Noise Pollution Solution Read A Noise Pollution Solution Me: "Hi, this is the front desk. I'm sorry to bother you, but I got a noise complaint and was just calling to ask you to—" Noisy Guest: "—Ugh, seriously?" *Hangs up....
Sep 25, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I’m at the Punk Rock Bowling & Music Festival in downtown Las Vegas. As part of the festival, there are a dozen or so “club shows” after the main festival at various bars downtown. Tickets run...
