Apr 09, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Children Can Be Very (Sam)Wise Read Children Can Be Very (Sam)Wise My wife is from another country, and English is her second language; she doesn't know American idioms very well, but along with our toddler, she is learning. Rea...
Apr 09, 2026 from The Public Domain Review Broken Ground: The Fall of the House of Usher (1928) A modernist adaptation of Edgar Allan Poe. One of the first avant-garde films from America.
Apr 09, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Roaring Debate Read A Roaring Debate Woman #2: "I think dinosaurs really existed." Woman #1: "You do?" Woman #2: "But they couldn’t talk to God." Read A Roaring Debate
Apr 09, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Ignoring The Lager Than Life Display Read Ignoring The Lager Than Life Display I'm stacking beer. There are four stacks of beer beside me, each six feet high. A customer walks up to me: Customer: "Do you sell beer?" Read Ignoring The ...
Apr 09, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read My spouse is filling out his portion of an ADHD reassessment on me. I’ve already finished my portion and I’m laying on the bed, playing a video game. He’s reading questions out loud as he goes...
Apr 09, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read The food pantry I help run has gotten a lot busier over the past 5-6 years, but one day a few months ago, we just got slammed like never before. Ultimately, we gave out 360 bags in about 90 mi...
Apr 09, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Takes An Age To Put The Matter To Bed Read Takes An Age To Put The Matter To Bed Guest: "Well, your manager said I could do whatever in the room; you'd better go get him." Me: "Unfortunately, he is not here right now, as it is Saturday...
Apr 09, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read My child was playing her third year for a local youth soccer team in a small town, hosted by the YMCA. The teams in her most recent year composed of pre-teen to young teen ages, mixed with new...
Apr 09, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read When I worked in an airline call center, for most people, the worst shift to get was the 3:30 pm to 11:30 pm shift with 2 weekdays off. There was no shift differential and if you weren’t a nig...
Apr 09, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read It is almost 5 on November 24th, which means it is already getting dark (sundown for our location was around 16.50, I checked ). Colleagues are moaning that it is dark when you leave the house...
Apr 09, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com When They Can’t Just Spell It Out Read When They Can’t Just Spell It Out My craft store is one of the largest in the state, so our selection is huge. It's about five minutes to close when a customer walks over to me and asks: Custo...
Apr 09, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read Growing up, I was introduced to a British sci-fi comedy. The characters frequently use a certain curse and insult that I had only ever heard in that show. My mom also had a friend who, though ...
Apr 09, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Was Not Their Light Bulb Moment, Part 3 Read Was Not Their Light Bulb Moment, Part 3 I see a customer walking down the frozen aisle, slowly. She's opening each section and looking around with a scowl on her face. I go finish a task and w...
Apr 09, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Wheel-y Poor Planning Read Wheel-y Poor Planning Me: "Sir, we're closed. We closed forty minutes ago." Customer: "But I know exactly what I want! Can't I just grab it and pay?" Me: "No. All our registers are closed and ...
Apr 09, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com That Logic Doesn’t Pump Read That Logic Doesn’t Pump Customer: "Wait, that total isn't right. You didn't give me the cash discount." Me: "You're not getting the discount because you're paying with a card." He looks at me ...
Apr 09, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Driving The Point Home Read Driving The Point Home Knowing that I lived at the bottom of a hill and my older sedan wouldn't make it up the hill that was covered in ice, I called my manager to let him know that there woul...
Apr 09, 2026 from Noahie's Blog Theotokos It's been about a week of no cigs and no porn. Go me! While the time apart from those things is irrelevant, I am more optimistic about this attempt at abstinence. Especially regarding the pornograp...
Apr 08, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com An Unexpected Sauce Of Confusion Read An Unexpected Sauce Of Confusion I bring her to the sale display and start pointing out the large variety of flavors of the dog food. Me: "So there's chicken, lamb, buffalo—" Customer: "—Oh! I...
Apr 08, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Office Culture Shock Read Office Culture Shock A young guy has just started in the office on his first day. It's a quiet day, everyone working diligently, when suddenly this guy screams on top of his lungs. Like, a ful...
Apr 08, 2026 from Bobby Hiltz CSS Naked Day In honour of CSS Naked Day, I will disable CSS until tomorrow
