May 28, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Dad Jokes Going Dead Wrong Read Dad Jokes Going Dead Wrong We have a manager who likes to think of himself as the team's dad (his words). That means he often makes patronizing, condescending comments that he thinks are helpf...
May 28, 2026 from Noahie's Blog Carry Me I had a long nap this afternoon, and ran a bunch of errands this morning. It's been a dull day, but a day nonetheless. I've been having to take my antipsychotics more frequently. When there's a nig...
May 27, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Friend Or Faux? Read Friend Or Faux? Customer: "I want your name! Your boss is my best friend, and he'll want to know just how you treat customers." Coworker: *Calmly.* "Hmm. That's strange." Read Friend Or Faux?
May 27, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Mein Fail Read Mein Fail Everybody was watching one of our sales guys as he was negotiating a huge deal with a German company, speaking German, which was clearly not his native language. He started a senten...
May 27, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Crime And PIN-ishment Read Crime And PIN-ishment Customer: "Your ATM took my card!" Me: "The one outside the store? That's owned by [Bank]. There's a phone number on the ATM to call if you have issues." Customer: "But i...
May 27, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Charity Begins… Somewhere Else Read Charity Begins… Somewhere Else Coworker #1: "You could have given him a couple bucks." Coworker #2: "You think it’s legit?" Coworker #1: "You never know. It wouldn’t have killed you, though." ...
May 27, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com If You’re Looking For Both Books, It’s ‘The Color Purple’ Read If You’re Looking For Both Books, It’s ‘The Color Purple’ Customer: "I'm looking for a book." The cashier waits a moment and even catches my eye for a second, trying not to smirk at the lack o...
May 27, 2026 from Improve Something Today Tilopa’s six words of advice A six-word poem to be appreciated, for today, as a poem.
May 27, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Divide, And Conquer Your Work Enemies Read Divide, And Conquer Your Work Enemies User: "I want you to write me a program to divide a dollar amount into thirds and post to three general ledger accounts." Me: "Okay. What about the remain...
May 27, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Draft Dodgers Read Draft Dodgers Customer: "What do you sell here, besides beer?" Me: "We have water and some canned sodas." Customer: "Well, that's not a very extensive list, is it?" Me: "Sir, this is a brewery...
May 27, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Meal Deal Ordeal Read Meal Deal Ordeal Our store does a meal deal: a select sandwich/salad, a snack, and a drink for a set price. Customer: "Oi! You rang those out wrong! They're part of the meal deal!" Me: "The sn...
May 27, 2026 from The New Leaf Journal Be the Blogger You Want to Be (Or Read) I conclude The New Leaf Journal's sixth birthday project with the case for making the blog or writing website that you would want to read.
May 27, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Hard Truths About The Soft Serve Read Hard Truths About The Soft Serve Customer: "Can I get a refund for this blizzard? It's not what I ordered." The cup of ice cream is empty. Me: "Not to sound too philosophical, but to return a ...
May 27, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Do Dogs Like Waffles? Read Do Dogs Like Waffles? Me: "Dad, this shampoo has a picture of a dog on it." Dad: "It’s family-sized." Me: "No, the packaging says, 'for the furry members of the family'. This is dog shampoo." ...
May 27, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Autumn-matic Response Read Autumn-matic Response I live in a suburban neighbourhood where several back yards can all be easily seen, and the neighbours can easily all see each other and talk over the fences. Neighbour: ...
May 27, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com ‘Back’ Where They’re From Read ‘Back’ Where They’re From Customer: "You sell band aids? We ain't used to all this walkin'." Me: "We certainly do! At the back of the store, near the—" Customer: *To his wife.* "Hun! Did you h...
May 27, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I used to work for national chain bookstore before and after the pandemic. Our store collected a few unhoused individuals who would use our internet, bathrooms, and policy to allow “customers”...
May 27, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Cat Scan Not Required Read Cat Scan Not Required Me: "Ah, yes, you called saying that [Cat's Name] was having some respiratory issues?" Woman: "Yes! Please! There are times when she really struggles to breathe!" We get ...
May 27, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read My wife, my sister, and I are sitting at home, watching TV. Our dog walks by, chewing on her rawhide bone. (Note that my sister can be a bit naive at times.) Sister: What are you chewing on? (...
