Jul 27, 2026 from ttntm.me - Blog What's next? Plans for the future of this website. To keep this brief, it’s probably best served as a list: Probably won’t write any more long and detailed web dev guides and tutorials Killed the /notes section...
Jul 27, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Hoppy Ending Read A Hoppy Ending We're at a pub for my friend's eighteenth birthday. Me: "Congrats on being able to order your first pint!" Friend: "Yeah, but I hate beer. It tastes so gross. I'll order a cider...
Jul 27, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Fangs For Nothing Read Fangs For Nothing Customer: "I'm looking for a book." I refrain from observing that this is a bookstore. Me: "I'm happy to help you. What is the name of the book?" Customer: "I don't remember....
Jul 27, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I’m a volunteer First Responder and Firefighter in my rural part of the country. While we all know the stereotypical story of the Good Samaritan getting in the way, I thought I would share a n...
Jul 27, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Makes You Want To Scream And Curse-ive Read Makes You Want To Scream And Curse-ive Our teacher does not collect the homework but instead walks around the room and looks at everyone's work, reading a paragraph here and there. He stops at...
Jul 27, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Needs Treatment For Their Main Character Syndrome Read Needs Treatment For Their Main Character Syndrome A customer comes in for his prescription. Me: "Can I get your name?" Customer: "They know my name!" Me: "Yes, but I don't." Read Needs Treatme...
Jul 27, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I recently shared this story about a coworker: https://notalwaysright.com/someones-worked-with-teenagers-for-too-long/367519/. This happened today and it let me know I’m not the only one who h...
Jul 27, 2026 from The Universe of Discourse “Steph Curry: fluke or breakthrough” ten years later (Previously) Flukes and Breakthroughs In the NBA 2015–16 season, Steph Curry set the all-time single-season record for three-point field goals, 402, completely crushing the old record of 286. Curry...
Jul 27, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Your Story Has Been Declined Read Your Story Has Been Declined Me: "Ma'am, I'll pull the call from that day, review it, and if you're correct and we took the information down wrong, I can pass along the account." I made sure t...
Jul 27, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read (Back when I was a child, my dad had cut nearly all contact with his parents because of his (frankly monster of a) mother. Thus, my sister and I had only met our paternal grandparents once or ...
Jul 27, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I work as a cashier in a Grocery Store. Every now and again I’m the attendant at the Self Check Outs. By the Self Check Outs there is a sign that says Electronic Payments Only and every machin...
Jul 27, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Kake Is A Lie Read The Kake Is A Lie Caller: "K as in cake." Me: "Uh, do you mean 'C' as in Charlie or 'K' as in kilo?" Caller: "K for cake!" Read The Kake Is A Lie
Jul 27, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read My brother’s daughter is about half a year older then my brother, and as such we regularly have playdates together. [Daughter] loves these visits, though somewhere along the way everyone in [b...
Jul 27, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read [My gorgeous wife and I, both women, are cuddling after an intimate session.] Me: “My love, from the waist down you have the best legs of any woman on the planet.” Wife: “From the waist up, wh...
Jul 27, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Spray It, Don’t Say It Read Spray It, Don’t Say It Customer: "Did you see me steal that spray paint?" I was taken aback and said no because I didn't. Read Spray It, Don’t Say It
Jul 27, 2026 from Noahie's Blog Black Chasm I think the worst kind of writer is not just one who doesn't read, but one who doesn't go out of their way to read good writing. There are many people with blogs or publications who use writing as ...
Jul 26, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Silent But Deadlift Read Silent But Deadlift I work in a 24/7 gym, but it's usually pretty dead between 3-4 AM. This huge hulk of a man comes in, taps his membership card, and then looks over at the free weights secti...
Jul 26, 2026 from Stranger Than Usual Rollenspielszenen: Ich war high! Worte, die man nicht von der Person hören möchte, die das Seil hält, an dem du hängst.
Jul 26, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Quake It Or Leave It, Part 2 Read Quake It Or Leave It, Part 2 I'm having a face-to-face meeting with a client. The building starts to shake. Client: "What the f*** is that!?" Me: "That's an earthquake, sir. The alarm will sou...
Jul 26, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Declaration Of Ignorance Read A Declaration Of Ignorance Coworker #1: "Thanks for your time, everyone. Have a great Independence Day and weekend." Coworker #2: "Dude, they are in Australia." Coworker #1: "Yeah, so?" Read A...
