Sep 25, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I used to work at an office that had the most un-HR HR manager you ever met. She loved to crack dirty jokes in meetings, could out-sass anyone else in the office, and was involved in most of t...
Sep 25, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Parking Mad Read Parking Mad Customer: "Why is there nowhere to park?!" I look around at the crazy number of people in the store, in the line, and then back at her. Read Parking Mad
Sep 25, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I am the author of The Faint Was No Feint https://notalwaysright.com/the-faint-was-no-feint/55732/ . While we’re waiting for the ambulance to arrive, the restaurant staff are swiftly and effic...
Sep 25, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read Last weekend a close friend was visiting my husband and me and we were engaged in our usual banter and good natured harassing of each other. She was complaining about a bad date with a man who...
Sep 25, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Right Points, Wrong Target Read Right Points, Wrong Target Customer: "And people like you are responsible for this." Me: "Me?" Customer: "Yes, you. You’re promoting it." Me: "Sir, I demonstrate smart glasses." Read Right Poi...
Sep 25, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Focus, Man! Read Focus, Man! Customer: "Can I see this camera?" Me: "You mean you'd like to buy it?" Customer: "No, I mean I'd like to see it. I want to hold it and try it out." Me: "You are... holding it." Re...
Sep 25, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Admission Impossible Read Admission Impossible The last showing of the night is twenty minutes in, when the manager walks over to us all at the concessions. We're talking with some of the ushers. Manager: "No one came ...
Sep 25, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com You Either Have The Job, Or Security Is Escorting You Out… Read You Either Have The Job, Or Security Is Escorting You Out… Interviewer: "What would you say is your greatest weakness?" Me: "Well, I don't think I have any weaknesses, but I asked my wife for ...
Sep 25, 2026 from Noahie's Blog Fuck off, Azazel The man makes the times, huh? Come on now, Young Buck. There's still pockets of mania, but managing it with the medications has allowed my tongue to let its silver hues shine through a bit more, we...
Sep 24, 2026 from The Autodidacts How to copy URLs of multiple Firefox tabs without installing an extension It’s easy, once you know you can
Sep 24, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com We’ll Give You 10% Of Nothing Read We’ll Give You 10% Of Nothing Customer: "You're having a 10% off everything sale?" Me: "That's right!" Customer: "How much is that?" Read We’ll Give You 10% Of Nothing
Sep 24, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Brew-tiful Gesture Read Brew-tiful Gesture Over a period of about six weeks, I'd ordered toasties, cakes and coffee from a chain coffee shop for lunch delivery most days. Honestly, the caffeine, sugar and cheese were...
Sep 24, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com It Is Possible To Ruin A Ruin Read It Is Possible To Ruin A Ruin Tour Guide: *In accented English.* "Hey! You can’t have breakfast here!" Man #1: *Answering in English, showing the bacon and eggs he was eating from a piece of b...
Sep 24, 2026 from The Universe of Discourse The road to epsilon-zero: “Shortlex” isn't actually a single order Previously: Ordinal numbers and basic set theory Ordinals as nim-heaps Nim always ends, even with infinite ordinals Infinite Nim as a coin-moving game Coin-moving games with no coins Productive pro...
Sep 24, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Onions, Cilantro, Salsa And… A Straw Read Onions, Cilantro, Salsa And… A Straw Me: "Yes, please. And another taco plate with chicken." Taqueria Worker: "Yes, with everything?" Me: "Yes, please, and a large horchata." Taqueria Worker: ...
Sep 24, 2026 from Stranger Than Usual Damit ich es nicht vergesse: Linux Capabilities Was sind Permitted, Effective, Inheritable, Bounding Set und Ambient Capabilities in Linux?
Sep 24, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Ordering Some Breakfast Pi Read Ordering Some Breakfast Pi Manager: "Can you check the CCTV from last night?" Me: "I can. Why? What happened?" Manager: "Just pull up the CCTV for the drive-thru, from about 12:30 AM onward." ...
Sep 24, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Raising Salaries And Children Read Raising Salaries And Children Colleague: "That's it! I'm gonna find a new job!" Me: "Why, what happened?" Colleague: "I haven't got any raise! And my paid leave days will decrease! They can't ...
Sep 24, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com BS By Any Other Name Is Still BS Read BS By Any Other Name Is Still BS Customer #2: "Don't be stupid! It's not grapes! It's made from roses! The petals! That's why it's called rosé and looks light and pink! Rosé is just French for...
Sep 24, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Screen Of The Crime Read Screen Of The Crime Customer: "How am I supposed to keep people from hacking in and watching me?" Me: "Uh… that's not likely to happen. Some of the TVs have small cameras for facial recognitio...
