Jul 27, 2026 from Noahie's Blog Black Chasm I think the worst kind of writer is not just one who doesn't read, but one who doesn't go out of their way to read good writing. There are many people with blogs or publications who use writing as ...
Jul 26, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Silent But Deadlift Read Silent But Deadlift I work in a 24/7 gym, but it's usually pretty dead between 3-4 AM. This huge hulk of a man comes in, taps his membership card, and then looks over at the free weights secti...
Jul 26, 2026 from Stranger Than Usual Rollenspielszenen: Ich war high! Worte, die man nicht von der Person hören möchte, die das Seil hält, an dem du hängst.
Jul 26, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Quake It Or Leave It, Part 2 Read Quake It Or Leave It, Part 2 I'm having a face-to-face meeting with a client. The building starts to shake. Client: "What the f*** is that!?" Me: "That's an earthquake, sir. The alarm will sou...
Jul 26, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Declaration Of Ignorance Read A Declaration Of Ignorance Coworker #1: "Thanks for your time, everyone. Have a great Independence Day and weekend." Coworker #2: "Dude, they are in Australia." Coworker #1: "Yeah, so?" Read A...
Jul 26, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Fully Booked, Fully Unbothered Read Fully Booked, Fully Unbothered I've been trying to explain to a customer that we can't seat his no-reservation table-of-ten on a Saturday night immediately, and that it will be at least a nine...
Jul 26, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Legacy Issues Read Legacy Issues Me: "Okay, sir, as your product is older than a year, I'm going to need to bill your account $20 for this fix. Please acknowledge this and—" Caller: "Excuuuuuse me?! I will do no...
Jul 26, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Insufficient Date Read Insufficient Date Caller: "I need to dispute a charge. Do you have my account information?" Me: "Yes, I do. What's the date of the transaction?" Caller: "It's for $56.08." Me: "Okay, thank you...
Jul 26, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Toddler Talent Pipeline Read The Toddler Talent Pipeline My husband and I left our kids with our regular babysitter so we could have a date. When we came back, we asked how the kids had been. Babysitter: "[Son] is so good...
Jul 26, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Make A Deal With The Devil Read Make A Deal With The Devil Christian Man: "Look, I can prove that you actually do believe in your own immortal soul." Me: "And how are you going to do that?" Christian Man: "Sell me your soul....
Jul 26, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Cloud-Based Auto Repair Read Cloud-Based Auto Repair I'm dropping off my car to get new tires at a shop that was recommended to me by my mechanic. I noticed a sign taped on one of the computer monitors at reception. Sign:...
Jul 26, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I was at Dublin Zoo, with a small gathering of other visitors in a viewing area for the snow leopard enclosure. There were two of the big cats roaming around the space in a leisurely fashion, ...
Jul 26, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read Me: Ma’am, the park is closing soon. Lady: Nonsense. This park CLOSES at 5 pm. It is only 1 pm. Me: Actually today is a public holiday. Other parks close later on public holidays, but we close...
Jul 26, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I am working in the Electronics department and one of our photoprinters stops working. So my coworker is on the phone with tech support (we just sell the Electronic stuff, not install, fix, up...
Jul 26, 2026 from ttntm.me - Blog Archived Notes An archive of what used to be my /notes page. Node.js: Buffer in Cloudflare Workers Using things like Buffer.from() in a Cloudflare Worker will result in an undefined error. To make it work, the no...
Jul 26, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read This is One of my favourite memories from my Culinary Arts program. Part of our program was running restaurant style lunches. Half the class cooked and the other half worked the service side o...
Jul 26, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I listed some tires on rims on the local classified site for $800. Buyer: What’s your address? Me: I will only give out my address if you confirm that you are buying them. Buyer: Sure. I can b...
Jul 26, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read Near the end of 8th grade, my brother came into his math class and saw a substitute sitting at the desk. All they were doing was video notes, so after they had all finished their work, they st...
Jul 26, 2026 from Roy Tang Weeknotes 2026-07-26 The World US: Raising tariffs again on a bunch of countries apparently. Iran: Hostilities have resumed, but word is Trump is backing down a bit? PH: Oh, they finished presenting the first charge! A...
Jul 26, 2026 from Chuck Carroll's RSS Feed How to Pass the CCNA One of the most challenging things about the CCNA (Cisco Certified Network Associate) exam isn't subnetting, spanning-tree, routing protocols, ACLs, or calculating longest prefix match. The most ch...
