Sep 24, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Ordering Some Breakfast Pi Read Ordering Some Breakfast Pi Manager: "Can you check the CCTV from last night?" Me: "I can. Why? What happened?" Manager: "Just pull up the CCTV for the drive-thru, from about 12:30 AM onward." ...
Sep 24, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Raising Salaries And Children Read Raising Salaries And Children Colleague: "That's it! I'm gonna find a new job!" Me: "Why, what happened?" Colleague: "I haven't got any raise! And my paid leave days will decrease! They can't ...
Sep 24, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com BS By Any Other Name Is Still BS Read BS By Any Other Name Is Still BS Customer #2: "Don't be stupid! It's not grapes! It's made from roses! The petals! That's why it's called rosé and looks light and pink! Rosé is just French for...
Sep 24, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Screen Of The Crime Read Screen Of The Crime Customer: "How am I supposed to keep people from hacking in and watching me?" Me: "Uh… that's not likely to happen. Some of the TVs have small cameras for facial recognitio...
Sep 24, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Nepotism Never Takes A Holiday Read Nepotism Never Takes A Holiday My boss's boss comes over to me, working away at my desk: Big Boss: "You booked off two weeks in the middle of September?" Me: "That's right?!" Big Boss: "And [B...
Sep 24, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Poorly Received Read Poorly Received Customer: "You! Hey! Yeah, you! How much is this trampoline?" As I can't see a price sticker, I say: Me: "I'm sorry, sir, I work in receiving, so I am not normally out on the f...
Sep 24, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Opposites Retract Read Opposites Retract Sister: "You two stop and apologize to each other right now or I'm sending [Neice #1] outside to play and [Neice #2] up to your room to read!" Both Nieces: "We're sorry! We'...
Sep 24, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Universe Has Left The Chat Read Universe Has Left The Chat I own a specific kind of oracle deck that often makes me feel better. I'll ask questions and pull random cards (after shuffling, of course), and I can interpret the ...
Sep 24, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A New Dimension Of Stupidity, Part 10 Read A New Dimension Of Stupidity, Part 10 Customer: "Excuse me, what does it mean when it says 3D next to the film?" Me: "That means that's a 3D showing of the film; you'll need 3D glasses if you ...
Sep 24, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read Last year around Halloween my Parents-in-Law, my husband, my kids and I went to The Magic of the Jack-o-lanterns. If you don’t know it is where you walk along a path around a lake and see tons...
Sep 24, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Clueless Cleanliness Read Clueless Cleanliness My son's college lets incoming freshmen chat online and pick their own roommates instead of having them randomly assigned. Housing is not based on biological sex, which is...
Sep 24, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read My parents owned a small grocery store in rural East England. The store was in a small market town in the Fens, a popular area with walkers and birdwatchers, so we used to get our share of tou...
Sep 24, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Rum And Dumber Read Rum And Dumber Me: "Excuse me?! I made your drink twice, and you’ve sent it back each time. Would you like to watch me make it again?" Customer: "The drink is brown. Soda water is clear. I kno...
Sep 24, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I happened to overhear this conversation between a coworker and a customer. Customer: I can’t believe you’re advertising this s***! Coworker: *sighing* K-Pop Demon Hunters. *out loud* Okay, is...
Sep 24, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read [I once worked in a marine engineering firm. One of my unofficial duties was running the weekly NFL pool, where the participants would select who would win each of the 14 games played. As a ti...
Sep 24, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I work as a contractor performing towing for the Minneapolis Police Force. One winter day, we get a call about an abandoned vehicle sitting in the snow. I arrive at the scene to see the car pi...
Sep 24, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com He’ll Be Back… For Another Half Dozen Read He’ll Be Back… For Another Half Dozen I work in a donut place that has the donuts on a conveyor belt behind a glass wall. The donuts fall under a sugary icing waterfall. Customer: "So… that's ...
Sep 24, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I’m helping a client with some Minnesota taxation issues for his S-corp. Me: “To get to the Minnesota Department of Revenue website, you can just search on google, or bing, or your favorite we...
Sep 24, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Tell Them To Go Phish!, Part 3 Read Tell Them To Go Phish!, Part 3 Me: *Trying not to scream.* "Ma'am, that is a phishing e-mail! We don't need your bank number; we already have it! And if you were to get a refund from your inco...
Sep 24, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com When We’d Rather You Not Turn The Other Cheek Read When We’d Rather You Not Turn The Other Cheek I'm walking past the beauty section at the big-box store where I work when I see either a young woman or a teenage girl walking around, which make...
