Feb 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Blame Canada! Part 17 Read Blame Canada! Part 17 Customer: "That's wrong! Thanksgiving isn't until November 23rd! You have your signs up WAY too early!" Me: "You're thinking of Thanksgiving in the US, ma'am. This is Can...
Feb 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I worked in a supermarket in a town about an hour and 30 minutes from the town I lived in. One Wednesday, I finished my shift at midday, like most Wednesday and got on a double-decker bus back...
Feb 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The End Of The World Is The Start Of Class Read The End Of The World Is The Start Of Class Me: "And then there's the Mayan calendar, which was a little famous for a few years recently because people were saying it predicted the end of the w...
Feb 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com What Do You Mean No Pillow Mints?! Read What Do You Mean No Pillow Mints?! Patient's Daughter: "This is how you call for service." Me: *As sweetly as I can manage.* "No, ma'am. "Service" is what you call for at Macy's. Here you're c...
Feb 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I had to leave my airline call center job because my husband had been laid off from his job and we made the decision to move across the country. We found out at the end of March. We were proba...
Feb 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Make Yourself At Home, Not Take It Home Read Make Yourself At Home, Not Take It Home Housekeeping comes to the desk and tells me: Housekeeping: "Charge room 402 for as much as you can." Me: "What happened?" Read Make Yourself At Home, No...
Feb 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read My garage is detached. One day I come home to find the door broken open. I cautiously approach my garage and hear moaning noises coming from inside. I call 911 and they send a squad of police ...
Feb 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read When my younger brother was still little, my parents decided to let my grandparents babysit to get some bonding. This is rare, as we live far from them, and only visit about once a month. Dad ...
Feb 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com If You Have It Your Way I’m Going Another Way Read If You Have It Your Way I’m Going Another Way I'm so embarrassed going to any business with my mother, but especially fast-food places, because she is such an absolute b**** to the employees. ...
Feb 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I am visiting a used bookstore. People walking by outside can see displays of books through the storefront’s windows, there are carts of books on sale right outside the front door, the store i...
Feb 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Concept Is Unable To Register Read The Concept Is Unable To Register Customer #1: "I don't get it. This register is open, right?" Customer #2: *From behind me.* "You need to get in line at the back." Customer #1: "I don't get i...
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Feb 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com This Return Policy Is Sofa King Stupid Read This Return Policy Is Sofa King Stupid A large pickup pulls up into our parking lot. I see a full family start unloading a tired-looking old sofa from the back, and my coworker and I both sigh...
Feb 13, 2026 from BIX dot BLOG Three Minutes Of Hate There’s a semi-accidental “silly things I hate” blog challenge making the rounds lately. So far I’ve seen Andrea, Sara, Kev, Manu, Pete, and David pick up the gauntlet. My problem is that I don’t r...
Feb 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Coke Zero Comprehension Read Coke Zero Comprehension Me: "Coke Zero if you have it, iced tea if you don't." Cashier: "We don't have Pepsi." Me: "Um, right. I asked for Coke Zero?" Cashier: "So Diet Coke?" Read Coke Zero C...
Feb 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Pebble Dashed Their Attempt At A Free Meal Read Pebble Dashed Their Attempt At A Free Meal I was about to answer with a polite "well, if you really insist" when one the women at the table with us started a long tirade on how I could have da...
Feb 13, 2026 from is this it? Analog Photography Assistant - 1.2.0 Home Screen Light Meter Analog Photography Assistant (APA) is a free, ad-free, privacy-first android app for film photographers. I have just released v1.2.0 which introduces a Depth of Field Calcul...
Feb 12, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Dog Returns, The Worker Doesn’t Read The Dog Returns, The Worker Doesn’t Me: "So to be clear, the dog is fine, your girlfriend is fine, you’re fine, and you can’t come in because… you’re emotionally tired?" Employee: "It was very...
Feb 12, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Free Meal ≠ Free For All Read Free Meal ≠ Free For All Customer: "I have a free meal card! This was one meal for all of us! It should be free!" The server stiffens up and politely explains. Server: "That isn’t how it works...
Feb 12, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Can You A-Ford To Sell Like That? Read Can You A-Ford To Sell Like That? Across the aisle is the electronics section, where a young man is calling out to people trying to sell phone plans with a major provider. I overhear him reach...
