Jul 25, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Customers From Narnia Read Customers From Narnia Customer #1: "How do we get out of here?!" Customer #2: "What happened to the exit?!" I wordlessly point to the exit, the open double doors less than six feet away from w...
Jul 25, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Butter Make Up Your Mind Read Butter Make Up Your Mind Older Man: "I'll take a large, with extra butter. Slather it on top, y'know?" I go and grab him his order, making sure to put as much butter as I can reasonably do, an...
Jul 25, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Final Sweep Read The Final Sweep I would be doing my job, trying to corral the ever-present avalanche of dust, while this woman, ten or so years my senior, would nitpick everything I did. She made the usual co...
Jul 25, 2026 from Noahie's Blog Amplifier This post is a submission to this month's Bear Blog Carnival, and the theme is "An album that got you through a hard time." I don't use the Bear platform, but you can't get me to not write about so...
Jul 24, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Keeping Them In Mint Condition Read Keeping Them In Mint Condition Customer: "I just quit smoking, so I need some of them nicotine patch things." I get them from the locked glass case behind the counter. Customer: *Yelling.* "M...
Jul 24, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Powered By Fly-Fi Read Powered By Fly-Fi Coworker #1: "Awwwww." Coworker #2: "That's not the noise you'd make by making a spreadsheet." Coworker #1: "No, I'm on Instagram. Look! Someone built a small drone with a ca...
Jul 24, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Zero Knowledge Read Zero Knowledge Caller: "I need help installing the software. I think there's an issue with the registration code." Me: "Okay, so I'm going to need you to—" Caller: "—I already hate your tone. ...
Jul 24, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com ‘Plot’ Twist Read ‘Plot’ Twist Mom: "I think it should say on your notes that he doesn't live here anymore." Debt Collection Agent: "Where does he live?" Mom: "Technically, he doesn't 'live' anywhere." Read ‘Pl...
Jul 24, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Coining New Problems Read Coining New Problems Me: "Greetings, welcome to [Store], how can I help you today?" Customer: "I'd like to donate these pennies." And this lady hefts up an actual SACK of pennies onto the coun...
Jul 24, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Blues Clues Read Blues Clues The first ticket of the morning comes from one of the higher-ups. It's marked as urgent and comes with no additional information. I'm currently in the middle of swapping out all ou...
Jul 24, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com There Is No Exit Strategy Read There Is No Exit Strategy Customer: "Your elevator isn't working! I tried to go upstairs, and the doors didn't open!" Me: "The other doors open on the upper floor, ma'am." Customer: "What othe...
Jul 24, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Asking But Spelled With Two ‘S’s Read Asking But Spelled With Two ‘S’s Customer: "Do I get a discount?" Me: "What for?" Customer: "I figured there was no harm in asking." Me: "Fair enough, but no, we're not offering any discounts....
Jul 24, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Loan Survivor Read A Loan Survivor My mom bought a house in 1974. The mortgage lender changed hands numerous times. When it finally came down to a few more months left, the last lender sent notice that a bunch o...
Jul 24, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Disc-Connected Read Disc-Connected Caller: "My disc is stuck in the console and won't come out." Me: "Okay, have you tried to eject the disc?" Caller: "Yes, nothing happens." Me: "Okay, let's try sticking a disc ...
Jul 24, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Relative Miracle Read A Relative Miracle My mother was a single mother taking good care of my younger brother and me. I had a vague idea she also dated, but she kept that part of her life mostly secret until one da...
Jul 24, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Olaf: Friend Of Boris Read Olaf: Friend Of Boris I'm minding my own business doing free weights at the gym when this huge red-headed Viking of a man comes and sits at the bench next to me, grabs the biggest weight there...
Jul 24, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Some People Have Never Been Told “No” And It Shows, Part 19 Read Some People Have Never Been Told “No” And It Shows, Part 19 Caller: "Hi, I'm on your website. It says you don't have any rooms available on the weekend of 19th-22nd?" Me: "This month? That's c...
Jul 24, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I work in a warehouse for a distribution company. As this is the primary warehouse, our corporate offices are in the same building. Several times a year, the company will bring in food trucks ...
Jul 24, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com How To Train Your Human Read How To Train Your Human A young woman rushes in with a puppy tucked under one arm. After the preliminary check-in process: Owner: "I'm really worried. He's barely eating." Vet: "How long has t...
Jul 24, 2026 from Thejesh GN Weekly Notes 30/2026 I have been to and seen many protests. But this one (#cjpprotests) is very different from the rest. I see them not only facing so much harshness but also having so much fun and so much camaraderie....
