Feb 13, 2026 from riz#000000me zettelkasten, flac, and reading reviewing things i said out loud earlier
Feb 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com This Return Policy Is Sofa King Stupid Read This Return Policy Is Sofa King Stupid A large pickup pulls up into our parking lot. I see a full family start unloading a tired-looking old sofa from the back, and my coworker and I both sigh...
Feb 13, 2026 from BIX dot BLOG Three Minutes Of Hate There’s a semi-accidental “silly things I hate” blog challenge making the rounds lately. So far I’ve seen Andrea, Sara, Kev, Manu, Pete, and David pick up the gauntlet. My problem is that I don’t r...
Feb 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Coke Zero Comprehension Read Coke Zero Comprehension Me: "Coke Zero if you have it, iced tea if you don't." Cashier: "We don't have Pepsi." Me: "Um, right. I asked for Coke Zero?" Cashier: "So Diet Coke?" Read Coke Zero C...
Feb 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Pebble Dashed Their Attempt At A Free Meal Read Pebble Dashed Their Attempt At A Free Meal I was about to answer with a polite "well, if you really insist" when one the women at the table with us started a long tirade on how I could have da...
Feb 13, 2026 from is this it? Analog Photography Assistant - 1.2.0 Home Screen Light Meter Analog Photography Assistant (APA) is a free, ad-free, privacy-first android app for film photographers. I have just released v1.2.0 which introduces a Depth of Field Calcul...
Feb 12, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Dog Returns, The Worker Doesn’t Read The Dog Returns, The Worker Doesn’t Me: "So to be clear, the dog is fine, your girlfriend is fine, you’re fine, and you can’t come in because… you’re emotionally tired?" Employee: "It was very...
Feb 12, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Free Meal ≠ Free For All Read Free Meal ≠ Free For All Customer: "I have a free meal card! This was one meal for all of us! It should be free!" The server stiffens up and politely explains. Server: "That isn’t how it works...
Feb 12, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Can You A-Ford To Sell Like That? Read Can You A-Ford To Sell Like That? Across the aisle is the electronics section, where a young man is calling out to people trying to sell phone plans with a major provider. I overhear him reach...
Feb 12, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Losing None Of The Magic Read Losing None Of The Magic Guest: "I flew all this f****** way—" Cast Member: "—Sir, I would like to gently remind you that this is a family-friendly park and—" Guest: "—I don't care! I flew all...
Feb 12, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Parme-sham Read Parme-sham Some guy ordered the cheese plate for dessert, so I brought it over and started rattling off the cheeses at lightning speed. I looked at the last cheese on the plate, and I didn't r...
Feb 12, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com No Fortitude For Longitude, Part 30 Read No Fortitude For Longitude, Part 30 A customer arrives at the hotel at about 11 AM. Customer: "Here for check-in!" Me: "Check-in is at 2 PM, ma'am. Your room isn't ready yet." Customer: "No! I...
Feb 12, 2026 from Matthew Brunelle's Blog Braunshittification When the OEM shaver heads on the Series 7 are just as poor as counterfeits.
Feb 12, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Laptop Flop, Part 44 Read Laptop Flop, Part 44 Me: "This laptop had 6GB of RAM, and you said you were only using it for email and browsing social media." Customer: "Yes, but my son said I needed more, so he installed i...
Feb 12, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Managerial Monday Madness Read Managerial Monday Madness Manager: "Those are the hours you're scheduled for. You can make them work, or you're fired." Coworker: "Done." Manager: "...What?" Read Managerial Monday Madness
Feb 12, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com That Time I Blacked Out And Fixed The Plane Read That Time I Blacked Out And Fixed The Plane Passenger: "Hey, they are asking if anyone is willing to move so a mom can sit with her kid." Me: "Huh, okay, whatever, do we need to move?" Passeng...
Feb 12, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Blinkers Before Thinkers Read Blinkers Before Thinkers Me: "The car ahead has its blinkers on." I don't know how he does it, but I could hear the eye roll in his response. Son: "It's not even movin—" Me: "—STOP!" Read Blin...
Feb 12, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Armed With Culture Shocks Read Armed With Culture Shocks At one point, we're walking past a major central street to head to where the horse guards are. In doing so, we pass Downing Street. Friend's Dad: "Why is that road lo...
Feb 12, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Family That Beeps Together Read The Family That Beeps Together A trio swoops in: a grandmother, a mother, and a little girl who’s maybe four, all clearly on an Exciting Family Shopping Adventure. Their cart is packed. They p...
