May 26, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I have always had a deep-abiding love for all yellow and black stinging things. I carried bumble bees around in my hands when I was a toddler, much to my mother’s chagrin. Eventually, I grew u...
May 26, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read (Peter in the Swiss police applied for a promotion. It is a mass opportunity for all vacancies like that in the next year. Many applicants sat an online test. They are ranked in order of their...
May 26, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I work at a hardware store and we have this one customer who’s full of himself he loves to say how much he spends Herr. Customer: what is the meaning of this?! Me: what do you mean sir. Custom...
May 26, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Shell Yeah, I’m Here For The Money Read Shell Yeah, I’m Here For The Money Me: "Sure! What can I do for you?" I was thinking they would ask for a table wipe or a sweep or something; they had just gotten there, and I saw them being e...
May 26, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I was shopping and made the mistake of wearing red to a certain craft store. Customer: where are the sewing stuff ? Me : I think I saw them two aisles over. Lady huffs off and my friend who is...
May 26, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Bearing The Consequences Read Bearing The Consequences Customer: "If I wanted a first-class job done, I would have gone somewhere else." Read Bearing The Consequences
May 26, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com South Afri-can I Get Some Sleep Read South Afri-can I Get Some Sleep Lady #1: "We saw your dinner menu and decided to try it." Lady #2: "Yeah, but we weren’t expecting you to be serving us! Though you look good for working what? ...
May 26, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Car-tastrophe Read Car-tastrophe Caller: "I need to have my car lifted, please ASAP! I'm in a Walmart parking lot on this road and need help right away." Me: "Okay… I'm really sorry to hear that happened. We can...
May 26, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Can See-Through Your Shenanigans Read Can See-Through Your Shenanigans Young Guy: "Uh… hi. I was sent over here to get the transparent acetate job?" Me: "I haven't done a transparent acetate job today. Who is it for?" Young Guy: "...
May 26, 2026 from Noahie's Blog Car Troubles Your browser does not support the video tag. I'm writing this entry in the evening because I had to take a nap after receiving some more shitty news about my car. They want like $9,000 for an engin...
May 25, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Pencil-Thin Defense Read A Pencil-Thin Defense Me: "Excuse me, but you can't do that." Customer: "Oh, it's okay. This is a hack we saw on TikTok." Read A Pencil-Thin Defense
May 25, 2026 from Nicolas Bouliane's blog posts AI is killing All About Berlin This is the traffic to All About Berlin, the website that I run since 2017, and live from since 2020. After 7 years of growth, it has lost 70% of its traffic to Google AI Overviews. When you Google...
May 25, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Complete Shirt Storm Read A Complete Shirt Storm My company has just purchased hundreds of new polos for our office employees, and making sure that everyone gets theirs is, of course, my job. I decide to distribute by ...
May 25, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Two Trucks, Zero Lessons Read Two Trucks, Zero Lessons A few weeks ago, one of the security guys brought one of the trucks up to the parking spot, swapped to a different truck, and left the keys behind in the first truck. ...
May 25, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Supplementary Questions Read Supplementary Questions Customer: *Holds out a group of supplements.* "I need to see an endocrinologist, and want to know if these are something that could help?" Me: "I can't advise on that, ...
May 25, 2026 from Stranger Than Usual Digital Independence Towel Day Ich konnte zwar am eigentlichen Digital Independence Day diesen Monat nichts machen, dafür aber heute.
May 25, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com On Call, On Cue Read On Call, On Cue In the early 2000s, I used to work for an IT support company, managing the newbies. One of them comes over to me and says: Newbie: "I figured something out. Stop me if I'm wron...
May 25, 2026 from BEEW Figure it out, or ask Parents have been raising children since the beginning of time. They learned from watching their parents and grandparents, from friends and neighbors and the accumulated wisdom of a trusted whisper...
May 25, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Great Minds Mock Alike Read Great Minds Mock Alike I saw a woman walk up to my manager and just shout: Customer: "Shoes!" Manager: *Zero hesitation.* "Feet!" Customer: "What?" Read Great Minds Mock Alike
May 25, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Thirst Aid Kit Read Thirst Aid Kit Boss: "Why does she have water?" Me: "She has a medical condition. I told her it was fine. I approved the water." He pulls me into the office to let me know: Boss: "For her to h...
