Sep 23, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Coke And Dagger Read Coke And Dagger We found ourselves in one of the nursing stations and saw a Coke bottle inside their fridge. Brother: "Oh, look. Those are for the patients!" Me: "They are?" Brother: "Yeah. Yo...
Sep 23, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Different Kind Of Power Struggle Read Different Kind Of Power Struggle I live in an apartment in a small town in Saskatchewan. In this province, adverse weather often causes the power to flicker or go out for short periods. This i...
Sep 23, 2026 from Matthew Brunelle's Blog Swap, ZRAM, Zswap and Hibernate on NixOS If you want to use hibernate you need swap space and that complicates your choice around ZRAM and ZSWAP. I made several wrong choices before I found the correct one.
Sep 23, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com So, Bread Can Be Racist Now… Read So, Bread Can Be Racist Now… Customer: "That bread has dirt all over it." Me: "That's not dirt; it's topped with black sesame." Customer: "Well, I know it's Black History Month or whatever, bu...
Sep 23, 2026 from The Public Domain Review In Company Style: Illustrations from James Skinner’s Kitāb-i tashrīḥ al-aqvām (1825) An illuminated Persian manuscript about customs, culture, and caste, written by an enigmatic figure of the early British Raj.
Sep 23, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I’m looking for some premade food for dinner at the hot meal counter at a grocery store. They’ve got some stuff that looks good. Me: “Is this pot roast pork or beef?” Worker: “If it says pot r...
Sep 23, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Sting Operation Read The Sting Operation This time was different; this time my property manager got stung in the head by a paper wasp. After he got stung, we gave up for the day; it was still rather early, I hadn'...
Sep 23, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read One day I was making quesadillas & tater tots for lunch. I made 3 quesadillas: one for me and one for each of my parents. Parents ate theirs right away but I didn’t because the tots weren’t do...
Sep 23, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Waiting For Gouda Read Waiting For Gouda This guy goes straight to the cheese wall. Every single time. He'll stand there for anywhere between ten and twenty-five minutes just reading labels. Picking things up, turni...
Sep 23, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read My mom and I are on a road trip, and have lived off of fast food for several days. We have some extra time and decide to sit down at an Italian themed chain restaurant famous for breadsticks. ...
Sep 23, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read One day in history and geography class, our teacher said this. The teacher: After the war, the Emperor of Japan had no more power than the Queen of England. The girl sitting behind me misunder...
Sep 23, 2026 from The Universe of Discourse Noting another house repair chore victory Yesterday I reported about how much I despise home repair, how I feel I'm really bad at it, how it sometimes goes terribly wrong for me, and how my work diary had demonstrated that a seeming failur...
Sep 23, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read One of the things we get in our email every day are safety reports, which detail recent incidents in the company. This can be anything from someone tripping over a cable to an accident in the ...
Sep 23, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Would Rather Be A Bean Counter Read Would Rather Be A Bean Counter Customer: "What the h*** are you doing?! I want that!" *Points.* Me: "You're pointing to the hot salsa. I asked if you wanted beans." Customer: "Well… whatever i...
Sep 23, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I started this job a month ago, so I’m getting a lot of training. My coworker has been here for six months. Me: I won’t be here for the first three days of November because I have a three-day ...
Sep 23, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Freight Expectations Read Freight Expectations I work in the call center for a retail website. A caller comes in hot, angry from the get-go. Me: "Thank you for calling—" Caller: "Where is my package, you f****** scamme...
Sep 23, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Someone Always Looking For Answers Doesn’t Mean They’re Curious Read Someone Always Looking For Answers Doesn’t Mean They’re Curious Caller: "How far are you from the beach and how far from Busch Gardens theme park?" Me: "About forty and thirty minutes, respect...
Sep 23, 2026 from The New Leaf Journal Reviewing What You Are Reading, Watching, or Playing On first reviewing the show you're watching (or book you're reading, game you're playing, etc.) before thinking about what it should have been.
Sep 23, 2026 from The Jaxson Sugar Hill: Images of a Lost Jacksonville Neighborhood Historic photographs from the General Commission on Archives and History of The United Methodist Church offer a rare glimpse into Sugar Hill, once one of Jacksonville’s most prominent African Ameri...
Sep 23, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Delivering A Concrete Jungle Is California Dreaming Read Delivering A Concrete Jungle Is California Dreaming Me: "Where will it need to get to?" Caller: "California." Me: "We only deliver in New England. I can get you a quote, but you'll need to fac...
