Apr 07, 2026 from Chuniversiteit Valse vrienden in het onderwijs Valse vrienden naaien je er altijd bij op een moment waarop het je niet uitkomt, dus je kunt maar beter goed voorbereid zijn…
Apr 07, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Swift Key Change Read A Swift Key Change I've gone to a high-end department store with my wife. I like going there because it has a central atrium with a piano that customers can play while they're waiting for thei...
Apr 07, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Staying In Suite 007 Read Staying In Suite 007 Guest: "Excuse me, but do you do confidential breakfast?" Me: "I cannot disclose that information." Read Staying In Suite 007
Apr 07, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read (Back in our equivalent of highschool, I had the same science teacher three years in a row – first in Maths class, then Physics, and finally Computer lab. Everytime he was our teacher, the ent...
Apr 07, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I inherited my parents “winter house” after Dad died. We had a house as well close by so it was no big deal to move. We kept most of their furniture including a fold-out sofa that was hardly e...
Apr 07, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read One Friday evening I was returning from the store after getting groceries when I walked past a group of guys in their mid-teens & brushed elbows with two of them. Thinking nothing of it I kept...
Apr 07, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Hold The Line Until The Train Line Read Hold The Line Until The Train Line At this point, he states that he will not get off the call until this is resolved. Admittedly, he had me a bit here, since we are "under no circumstances" al...
Apr 07, 2026 from Chronicles of Miss Miseria NaPoWriMo 2026 [April 7] - Count It Out // Girls on the Pavement NaPoWriMo 2026 [April 7]Day Seven Welcome back, all — we’ve now hit the one-week mark in this year’s National/Global Poetry Writing Month! Also, thanks for your patience as we work through the cont...
Apr 07, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I got called out of my section at my store and onto the register, since the front counter associate decided to no call/no show and someone had to pull the short straw. It was a weeknight and f...
Apr 07, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read A seemingly nice customer came up with four bags of grapes and told me, before I ever started her order, that she couldn’t find a scale. She only wanted “about five pounds of grapes or so.” A ...
Apr 07, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Ham I Invisible? Read Ham I Invisible? Customer: "Excuse me, do you work here?" Me: *With a box in my hand, a nametag in clear sight.* "Yes." Read Ham I Invisible?
Apr 07, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read We had been married less than a week, it was our first apartment, and we hadn’t entirely unpacked. My new wife asked me to help lift the Sunday roast out of the oven. I picked up a dish towel ...
Apr 07, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Whipping Up A Problem Read Whipping Up A Problem Guest: "I have an allergy to pineapple, but I want the Dole Whip, please. Just keep the pineapple flavor, but none of the actual juice." Me: "Sorry, but the Dole Whips ge...
Apr 07, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com H2-D’oh!, Part 16 Read H2-D’oh!, Part 16 Customer: "Excuse me, you put too much ice in this water." Me: "Sorry, ma'am, I'll bring you a jug with less ice." Customer: "Thank you. Too much ice and you'll water down th...
Apr 07, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Long Tip Home Read A Long Tip Home Customer: "I don't have enough fare for the subway. Can I have $1?" Me: "No. I can't give out cash." Customer: "How am I supposed to get home?" Read A Long Tip Home
Apr 07, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com VIN and Bear It Read VIN and Bear It Two months later, I got a demand letter from the tow yard. Now… I have a friend… and his Mom… she's one of those innocent people who is like super scary if she gets mad. Well… ...
Apr 07, 2026 from Noahie's Blog Crashing Light I got in a fucking car crash yesterday. I'm doing okay. I'm not severely injured, but my right toes are a bit messed up and I'm somewhat bruised. Other than that, I'm alright. My car got totaled. I...
Apr 06, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Making A Mocha-ry Of Yourself, Part 7 Read Making A Mocha-ry Of Yourself, Part 7 Customer: "A mocha latte." Me: "Is that a latte with mocha syrup and no whipped cream?" Customer: "No, I want the whipped cream." Me: "That is a mocha." R...
Apr 06, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Cost-Benefit Analysis On Caring Read A Cost-Benefit Analysis On Caring Today we're attending a training class that covers the basics of tax assessment. The trainer explains to everyone that charitable donations can only be refund...
Apr 06, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com License And Recognition Read License And Recognition On one trip back, I was stopped by Highway Patrol half a mile from my exit, and here is that exchange. Officer: "Do you know why I pulled you over, BOY?" Me: "I'm not s...
