Apr 07, 2026 from Noahie's Blog Crashing Light I got in a fucking car crash yesterday. I'm doing okay. I'm not severely injured, but my right toes are a bit messed up and I'm somewhat bruised. Other than that, I'm alright. My car got totaled. I...
Apr 06, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Making A Mocha-ry Of Yourself, Part 7 Read Making A Mocha-ry Of Yourself, Part 7 Customer: "A mocha latte." Me: "Is that a latte with mocha syrup and no whipped cream?" Customer: "No, I want the whipped cream." Me: "That is a mocha." R...
Apr 06, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Cost-Benefit Analysis On Caring Read A Cost-Benefit Analysis On Caring Today we're attending a training class that covers the basics of tax assessment. The trainer explains to everyone that charitable donations can only be refund...
Apr 06, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com License And Recognition Read License And Recognition On one trip back, I was stopped by Highway Patrol half a mile from my exit, and here is that exchange. Officer: "Do you know why I pulled you over, BOY?" Me: "I'm not s...
Apr 06, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com It’s All Smoke And Grillers Read It’s All Smoke And Grillers Customer: *Calling me over.* "I need to complain." Me: "What's the issue, sir?" Customer: "The ribs were really tasty, but I've been waiting for an hour, and I have...
Apr 06, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com When In Doubt, Spread Them Out Read When In Doubt, Spread Them Out Supervisor: "I heard that you and [Coworker] don't really get along." Me: "It's not that we don't get along, it's that we have nothing to talk about. We argued o...
Apr 06, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Behold The Field In Which I Grow My F***s. Lay Thine Eyes Upon It And Thou Shalt See That It Is Barren, Part 6 Read Behold The Field In Which I Grow My F***s. Lay Thine Eyes Upon It And Thou Shalt See That It Is Barren, Part 6 Customer: "Don't you put that thing anywhere near me!" Cashier: *Confused.* "Ma'a...
Apr 06, 2026 from Peter's Path The Great Divorce by C.S. Lewis Why read the book? C.S. Lewis wrote The Great Divorce. He tells the story as a dream. Souls in Hell get a chance to visit Heaven for one day. A bus takes them there. Each person meets someone from ...
Apr 06, 2026 from Stranger Than Usual Lunastationärer Orbit Gibt es ein Äquivalent zum geostationären Orbit für den Mond? Nein, gibt es nicht.
Apr 06, 2026 from Peter's Path Veluwe Wander Trail part 03 Hiked part 3/25 of the Veluwe Wander Trail, 16.8 kilometres from Planken Wambuis to Lunteren. Hike report Map Details DataValue FromPlanken Wambuis ToLunteren Distance16.8 km Duration4h 7m Speed4.0...
Apr 06, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Deaf To Reason, Part 20 Read Deaf To Reason, Part 20 Me: "If both ears flare up, I can’t come in." *I work outside with the public.* "Not wearing my hearing aids means I can't hear anything. HR Lady: "That's fine, we'll g...
Apr 06, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Knows Zip About Zip Codes, Part 6 Read Knows Zip About Zip Codes, Part 6 Customer: *Nods at box on the counter, grunts.* Me: "Were you looking to send this off?" Customer: *Grunt.* Me: "Okay, well, let me get a weight on it and whi...
Apr 06, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Self-Propelled To The Realization Read Self-Propelled To The Realization I worked at a franchise gym. We had to give every prospective client a tour because it was part of our "secret shopper" score. I was showing one lady the stat...
Apr 06, 2026 from Peter's Path Monthly update #0431 • March 2026 Posts The following posts were written last month. Books Never Split the Difference by Chris Voss Capitalism and Freedom by Milton Friedman Going Postal by Terry Pratchett Development E2EE Backend ...
Apr 06, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com You Don’t Have To Crust The Process Read You Don’t Have To Crust The Process Cashier: "Okay, that'll be ready in six to seven minutes." Me: "Really?! That's very fast." Cashier: "We… uh… we work fast!" Me: "I mean, I know my pizza ca...
Apr 06, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com This Is Tire-ing On An Epic Scale Read This Is Tire-ing On An Epic Scale Me: "We only sell auto tires here. There's a farm supply store at—" Customer: "—Tire is in your store name! That means you have to sell it!" Me: "As I was say...
Apr 06, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Egg-sactly Where You Left It Read Egg-sactly Where You Left It Growing up, our family always made an evening of coloring Easter eggs. We typically used crayons, which melted quite nicely on the freshly boiled eggs. We also use...
Apr 06, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Nature Called… And Landed Read Nature Called… And Landed Then I hear a crack above my head, and two things fall and land on me. The first is a thin branch, not very long but very fragile, doing no damage and kind of just ro...
Apr 06, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Yippee-ki-yay Every Half Hour Read Yippee-ki-yay Every Half Hour Waaay back in the early 90s, I used to work in the office at a ten-screen movie theater. A woman calls, and I can tell she is already irate: Caller: "YOU have a s...
Apr 06, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read For about 3 years, my brother-in-law may have been on the lowest sodium diet that has ever been imagined. It was not doctor prescribed nor even recommended as far as I know. It was self-impose...
