Sep 22, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read This story takes place this past May, during the final week of school. I was a sophomore at the time. I had been in my 3rd period class when my teacher said we could just leave as long as we d...
Sep 22, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read Me: So, I recently started Tai Chi Other person: Oh, is that a specific way of cooking Thai? (He has a masters degree….) Read
Sep 22, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Roll And Repeat Read Roll And Repeat This particular lady is famous for asking (minimum) ten questions about the menu each time, usually in the middle of a rush. We all love and adore her dearly. Each time, she a...
Sep 22, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read This is a story that was relayed to me by my father about the risks of hitchhiking. One day, many, many years ago, when my dad was driving home from work, he spotted a hitchhiker looking for a...
Sep 22, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Technology Came Out Of The Blu Read The Technology Came Out Of The Blu Customer: "My DVD player says it can't read the disc." Me: "That's because this is a Blu-ray. You need a Blu-ray player to play it." Customer: "Well, nobody ...
Sep 22, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read Hispanic/indigenous native born here in the USA. My entire department got an email all students were to meet with the Dean of the University today, mandatory attendance. Most of my department ...
Sep 22, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I remember when I first started teaching. I had just graduated college and needed a job to pay for my $10K wedding. I never dreamed of being a teacher. My dream was to be a pediatrician. But o...
Sep 22, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com China Make Sense Of It Read China Make Sense Of It Customer: "So you're from China?" Me: "No, I'm half Filipino, half Swedish." Read China Make Sense Of It
Sep 22, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Pie Another Day Read Pie Another Day Customer: "What time is it?" Me: "It's 3:35." Customer: "Nighttime or daytime?" Me: "Uh… nighttime. 3:35 AM." Customer: "Today or tomorrow?" Read Pie Another Day
Sep 22, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Our Princess Is In Another Castle! Read Our Princess Is In Another Castle! Tourist: "How do we get to the other castle?" Me: "Which other castle?" Tourist: *Looks at me like I'm an idiot.* "The OTHER castle. The other famous one." T...
Sep 22, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The First Rule Of Disclosure Club… Read The First Rule Of Disclosure Club… Several years ago, a member of my family worked for the government in a rather critical position. In order to keep the family safe so they could not be black...
Sep 22, 2026 from Noahie's Blog Schema vs. Schemer I met my first schema-monk at church this last Sunday. Though he was a bit cantankerous, I could feel the aura oozing off of him. A wise-cracking pal corralled us to him during the coffee hour, and...
Sep 22, 2026 from is this it? Melbourne Photography XVI Spring brings sunny and still days. One weekend morning we walked around the streets of Camberwell. Every couple of blocks we’d see a house in some stage of demolition, while others were being cons...
Sep 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Argument Keeps Going To Lower Floors Read The Argument Keeps Going To Lower Floors Guest: "It is unacceptable that the elevators aren't working!" I think he's about to talk about the inconvenience or the imposition of it all, but then...
Sep 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Peerless Employment Read Peerless Employment Late one morning, my manager came up to me and said: Manager: "In the big meeting this afternoon, you'll see your name on a slide. Ignore it." Me: *Confused.* "Okay?" Read ...
Sep 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Ale’s Well That Ends Well Read Ale’s Well That Ends Well Officer: "Have you had anything to drink tonight?" Me: "No. I know my car doesn't smell like it, but that's mostly my backpack and my shoes. I was serving at [School ...
Sep 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Emperor’s New Shoes Read The Emperor’s New Shoes Me: "I'm sorry, we don't sell denims." Customer: "You have a huge poster outside with a guy with denims on!" Me: "This is a shoe shop, so he's also wearing shoes." Read...
Sep 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com We Have Some Urgent Follow-Up Questions With Who Certified You… Read We Have Some Urgent Follow-Up Questions With Who Certified You… Day Laborer: "I have to run wires to all of the lights?!" Me: "Uh… yeah?" Day Laborer: "I can't just run it to one room each?" M...
Sep 21, 2026 from Stranger Than Usual Rollenspielszenen: Zauber oder Schatz Nini muss sich entscheiden: Ist zie vernünftig und nimmt als ihren Anteil vom Schatz einen mächtigen Zauber, oder geht sie ihrem Verlangen nach und nimmt den wertvollen, glitzernden, aber größtente...
Sep 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Pee-riod Drama Read Pee-riod Drama A guy was standing in front of the tampon section and looked over at me: Customer: "You got any of these things for dogs?" Read Pee-riod Drama
