Feb 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com I’d Be Too Chicken To Try This Read I’d Be Too Chicken To Try This Manager: "How much you wanna bet she eats half of it and then tries to return it?" Me: "No way…" Manager: "Haha, wait and see." Read I’d Be Too Chicken To Try This
Feb 11, 2026 from Improve Something Today Podcast episode No. 0037: The wooden chair 0037: The wooden chair0:00/387.98933333333331×Episode details: Readings of two passages on the subject of wooden chairs, as seen in the Wooden chair as exemplar of emptiness section of the Quote ba...
Feb 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Bigotry Is Yukky Read Bigotry Is Yukky Coworker: "Hey, you said your name's Yuki, right?" Me: "Yeah?" Coworker: "Okay, I just want to get something out of the way. There's another Yuki who works here on Tuesdays an...
Feb 11, 2026 from Stranger Than Usual Rollenpielszenen: Treffen auf dem Dach Wir werden erpresst, damit wir nicht auftreten.
Feb 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Welcome To Retail, Part 14 Read Welcome To Retail, Part 14 Customer: "Sorry to interrupt, but I'm looking for my grandmother? She came in here to shop an hour ago and said she would be quick. She's on a scooter." Employee: "...
Feb 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Not Paying Attention Causes Problems Ten-Fold Read Not Paying Attention Causes Problems Ten-Fold I had a customer who came from a Central Asian country call in. I had some minor trouble with her accent, and I thought she placed an order for te...
Feb 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Not So Closed Minded, Part 51 Read Not So Closed Minded, Part 51 Me: "Ladies, the store is now closed. Please take your purchases to the counter if you intend to buy them." Customer #1: "We still have some tops to try on!" Cust...
Feb 11, 2026 from BIX dot BLOG Whence GoDaddy’s Authority To Supersede RFC-1480? For the second time in three years, I’ve been involved in a marathon series of emails with usTLD Locality Support at GoDaddy, trying to work out registering a domain within the portland.or.us zone ...
Feb 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com When Paying, Cash Is Still Breast Read When Paying, Cash Is Still Breast Me: "That's $24.80, please." She nods slowly, then slips a hand down the front of her dress, lifts up a gigantic boob (no bra), and removes a crinkled Ziploc ...
Feb 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Outstanding Balance Requires You To Be Out And Standing Read The Outstanding Balance Requires You To Be Out And Standing Customer Service Agent: "No, only the original cardholder can pay it off, and she'll have to do it in person at a bank office." Wife...
Feb 11, 2026 from Peter's Path Scattered Minds by Gabor Maté Why read the book? Gabor Maté wrote Scattered Minds. He lives with ADD himself and worked as a doctor with children and adults who have it. Maté says ADD is not an inherited illness but a reversibl...
Feb 11, 2026 from The Public Domain Review Snail Homes, Bog Bodies, and Mechanical Flies: Robert Testard’s Illustrations for Les secretz de l’histoire naturelle (ca. 1485) A wondrous illuminated manuscript, which gathers and illustrates the marvels of the world and beyond.
Feb 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Please Hold For Consequences Read Please Hold For Consequences I worked for a retirement plan call center during the years of the stock market crashes (2007-2010). I hated every day, but one of my worst calls was a dude I ende...
Feb 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com You Know How To Press Her Buttons Read You Know How To Press Her Buttons I try my door. It’s still locked. She tries the fob again. My door is still locked. I tell her to press the unlock button on the door. She presses the windo...
Feb 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Say Hello To The Rest Of The €arth Read Say Hello To The Rest Of The €arth EU Commenter: "Yeah, I would love to get one for myself, but it's €499.99, and I can't justify that kind of cost right now." One of the commenters from the U...
Feb 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Sconed And Owned Read Sconed And Owned I was working at a coffee shop in a busy downtown area. There was a businessman who was notorious for being abusive to our staff. One morning, he came in and ordered with me. ...
Feb 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read My dad died suddenly a few months ago. Since then my mom has naturally had pretty regular phone calls sorting out details with legal stuff, banking, social security, etc. I’m almost thirty but...
Feb 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Who Examines The Examiners? Read Who Examines The Examiners? Chief Examiner: "So you’ve been here the entire time?" Me: "Uh, if you mean since the exam started, then yeah. Is something happening?" Chief Examiner: "Just… carry...
Feb 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Not What You Expect When You’re Expecting Read Not What You Expect When You’re Expecting Man: "No! I'm her husband! I need to be there!" Doctor: "Yes, that was fine at the beginning, but she's made it very clear she'd like you to leave, an...
Feb 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read Quick note before I begin the story this all happens in the span of about two minutes, if that. I work in a medium sized grocery store in a small town. This takes place in 2019 in late Autumn/...
