Sep 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com We Have Some Urgent Follow-Up Questions With Who Certified You… Read We Have Some Urgent Follow-Up Questions With Who Certified You… Day Laborer: "I have to run wires to all of the lights?!" Me: "Uh… yeah?" Day Laborer: "I can't just run it to one room each?" M...
Sep 21, 2026 from Stranger Than Usual Rollenspielszenen: Zauber oder Schatz Nini muss sich entscheiden: Ist zie vernünftig und nimmt als ihren Anteil vom Schatz einen mächtigen Zauber, oder geht sie ihrem Verlangen nach und nimmt den wertvollen, glitzernden, aber größtente...
Sep 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Pee-riod Drama Read Pee-riod Drama A guy was standing in front of the tampon section and looked over at me: Customer: "You got any of these things for dogs?" Read Pee-riod Drama
Sep 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Access Of Evil Read Access Of Evil "But what if I need to do [insert random task that I still found myself with astonishing frequency]?" I asked Steve. Steve grinned and said, "We can give you temporary rights, b...
Sep 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Bride Has Gone Overboard Read The Bride Has Gone Overboard Bride: "All the boats are in the harbour!" Me: "Yes, it's a working harbour." Bride: "But they're going to ruin my wedding photos!" Me: "What are you asking me to ...
Sep 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com In The Internet Of Things, They Want The Thing Read In The Internet Of Things, They Want The Thing Customer: "I don't know what those are. I just want Internet." Me: "You would normally arrange that through an Internet service provider. They co...
Sep 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com X Marks The Dead Spot Read X Marks The Dead Spot One day, a chiropractor hired me to figure out why his laptop wouldn't work in one particular room. I go over and look at the laptop. Sure enough, it gets a signal as soo...
Sep 21, 2026 from Previous Magazine The Most in Demand Qualifications Right Now There are plenty of job opportunities out there and employers are on the lookout for candidates with a specific skillset, but unfortunately many applicants are underqualified. Gaining recognised qu...
Sep 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Chew Want It Both Ways Read Chew Want It Both Ways Customer: "You're a heartless b****! How do you even work here if you clearly don’t care about animals!" Read Chew Want It Both Ways
Sep 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Shelf Isolation Read Shelf Isolation It is circa 2021. Me: "They're opening libraries near me again." Dad: "Are you sure that's safe?" Read Shelf Isolation
Sep 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Counterspell: Rebuke Read Counterspell: Rebuke Lady #2: *Pointing at us and the pride flags on the house.* "Do you want to spend eternity with Satan?" Me: "The real question is, are you going to stand here long enough ...
Sep 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Brew American Read A Brew American Customer: "Is the beer you brew here local to the region?" Me: "Well, I mean, it's literally brewing in the big vats behind me, so… yeah." Read A Brew American
Sep 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read One of my coworkers, who is Chinese, answers his phone and starts talking in his native language. While this is happening, two other coworkers, both non-Chinese, are listening to his conversat...
Sep 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Three Strikes And You’re Out Read Three Strikes And You’re Out Errol: "[Brother's Name]." Brother: *Raises hand.* "Here!" Errol: "Are you [My Name]'s brother?" Brother: "Yeah, he's my big brother." Errol audibly groaned. Read ...
Sep 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Third Time’s The Harm Read Third Time’s The Harm I used to work for a medical insurance company, taking customer calls. Caller: "I need to call about a doctor you have under your insurance! He's incompetent! He almost k...
Sep 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read To make ends meet during my studies I worked, among others, as mystery shopper. One day I was sent in a famous shop in the center of Turin. I enter smiling and acting as a normal customer, sta...
Sep 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Accidental Snitch Read The Accidental Snitch He came back three days later. Me: "Hey! Vodka tonic, right? And tequila sod—uhh…" This is when I realize the girl is new. Guy: "Oh, uh... actually, yeah, on the vodka to...
Sep 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read Having read so many stories on this site that involve bureaucracy incompetence and sluggishness, I thought I’d share a story about something GOOD happening for once. :) I’ve just been told tha...
Sep 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read One day my parents and I were talking about dream vacations, and all of us agreed that the Nordic countries would be a fun place to visit. Now, my dad unfortunately tends to be both stubborn w...
Sep 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read (I’m with my friends to pick up their child/my godchild from daycare. On the way from daycare I sit in the backseat with the kid, listening to their mile-a-minute talk. They’re around three at...
