May 23, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com How To Push Someone’s Buttons Read How To Push Someone’s Buttons Customer: "These buttons on this shirt are too buttony. You need to give me 15% off because I'm gonna have to remove these buttons and find new ones." Me: "I'm so...
May 23, 2026 from Peter's Path Truths We Confess by R.C. Sproul Why read the book? R.C. Sproul wrote Truths We Confess. It is a full, chapter-by-chapter commentary on the Westminster Confession of Faith. The book explains every section of the historic 1646 docu...
May 23, 2026 from Stranger Than Usual To flush() or not to flush() Bei I/O sollte man vorsichtig sein, wie oft man flushed. Insbesondere, wenn die Programmiersprache eigene Ideen hat, wann geflushed werden soll.
May 23, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com He Said, She Said Read He Said, She Said Me: "Okay, that's fine, but I need to talk to her. Let's call her again or give me her number, and I'll call." Caller: "Wait, I'll call her..." This mf'er came back faking a ...
May 23, 2026 from Adventures in Open Source Software Amazon Web Services - Four Years and Out Today marks four years since I joined AWS. My last day will be Friday. I have to say being fired from AWS is actually a relief. There have been a lot of changes to the company since I joined in 202...
May 23, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com An Old-y But A Gold-y Read An Old-y But A Gold-y Daughter: "What letter is this?" Me: "Y." Read An Old-y But A Gold-y
May 23, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Horseshoe Crap Has Entered The Chat Read Horseshoe Crap Has Entered The Chat Friend: "If humans evolved from monkeys, why are there still monkeys?" Other Friend: "Well, all life evolved from single-cell organisms, and we still have t...
May 23, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com What Kind Of Neighborhood Do You Think This Is?! Read What Kind Of Neighborhood Do You Think This Is?! New Resident: "I can't change the photo and video release consent form. I do not agree to that. I do not want people taking pictures or videos ...
May 23, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read So I’m calling into customer service for a banking or health thing, and the representative goes through the identity drill. Rep: “Date of birth?” Me: “(month) (day), (year). It was a Friday.” ...
May 23, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I’m on a Bronx bound 1 train in the NYC Subway headed for Van Courtland Park. The line is a local, and it’s two tracks only. One in each direction. I’m headed for my car, which is parked at Va...
May 23, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I (late 30s) deliver for a popular app for some extra cash here and there. One night, my sister (early 30s) asked if she could tag along. I want to say no because she gets annoying and control...
May 23, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read Years ago, I was addicted to the TV show “Lost”. It was appointment television for me. A co-worker friend, Andy, found out how much I liked the show, and being a fellow fan, he visited my desk...
May 23, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I was working for one of those fly-by-night ‘independent delivery services’ used by Amazon. Initially things seemed good: They hired me as a W2 employee, and I didn’t have to pay for gas in th...
May 23, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read (I’m following a guided tour for a church that has become very famous for having a selfie mirror.) Guide: “As you can see, since this was the 17th century, only Africa, Europe, Asia and the Am...
May 23, 2026 from The Autodidacts 20 years of Linux and I finally started using job control And it’s amazing
May 23, 2026 from Roy Tang How I Use My Notes App Previously: Note-taking / Todo Workflow Trying to go through my notes app today (I use SimpleNote) to clean out old notes, as I find I need to do occasionally. I typically have many pinned notes th...
May 23, 2026 from The New Leaf Journal Choosing How to Build and Host a Blog My thoughts on various factors to consider in deciding how to build and host a blog or writing website.
May 23, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com You Don’t Know Jack… Or John… Or Steve… Read You Don’t Know Jack… Or John… Or Steve… I work in a small takeout place. A customer has just informed me that they know the owner, and are looking at me expectantly, like there's a magic disco...
May 23, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Tail End Of The Conversation Read The Tail End Of The Conversation I was working at a pet shop waaaay back in the nineties. Some older lady came in asking about small animals. She describes the personality she’s looking for in...
May 23, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Asking Is Executive Function Read Asking Is Executive Function I found myself in a situation where both my boss and my boss's boss were out of the office, and I had a project due that was ultimately going to the (very terrifyi...
