Feb 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Sconed And Owned Read Sconed And Owned I was working at a coffee shop in a busy downtown area. There was a businessman who was notorious for being abusive to our staff. One morning, he came in and ordered with me. ...
Feb 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read My dad died suddenly a few months ago. Since then my mom has naturally had pretty regular phone calls sorting out details with legal stuff, banking, social security, etc. I’m almost thirty but...
Feb 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Who Examines The Examiners? Read Who Examines The Examiners? Chief Examiner: "So you’ve been here the entire time?" Me: "Uh, if you mean since the exam started, then yeah. Is something happening?" Chief Examiner: "Just… carry...
Feb 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Not What You Expect When You’re Expecting Read Not What You Expect When You’re Expecting Man: "No! I'm her husband! I need to be there!" Doctor: "Yes, that was fine at the beginning, but she's made it very clear she'd like you to leave, an...
Feb 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read Quick note before I begin the story this all happens in the span of about two minutes, if that. I work in a medium sized grocery store in a small town. This takes place in 2019 in late Autumn/...
Feb 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com I’m Unim-Pressed Read I’m Unim-Pressed I come around and see her slamming the door shut on the machine. Me: "—Ma’am. Please stop." Lobby Guest: "Hey, you’ve been caught." Read I’m Unim-Pressed
Feb 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I’m a graduate student in history, and my year is mainly men. I’m also the youngest one at 22, and the only woman of the three who’s not married or has kids. There’s also 2 guys who aren’t mar...
Feb 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com This Got Bananas Real Fast Read This Got Bananas Real Fast Dad: *To his son, but pointing at me.* "This mean man says you can’t take the bananas with you today." I decide that this is my hill to die on, and tell him: Me: "Th...
Feb 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read (We are in charge of keeping the bathrooms clean, me one and my coworker the other. I’m cleaning when a group of ladies come in. I leave for a bit then come back, and they’re gone. I’m hit wit...
Feb 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read (When most people ask or get asked what their favourite book or movie is, they usually have one answer. I always say ‘Harry Potter’. Not a specific book or movie. Just Harry Potter. All of the...
Feb 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com When The Passenger’s Heads Are In The Clouds Before The Plane Is Read When The Passenger’s Heads Are In The Clouds Before The Plane Is Caller: "When leaving the plane, I noticed I had forgotten my earbuds. I tried to go back on the plane, but the crew didn't all...
Feb 11, 2026 from The Jaxson The Gullah Geechee Roots of Jacksonville’s Cuisine The story of Jacksonville can be tasted as much as it can be told. Especially amongst Jacksonville's Gullah Geechee community. The Gullah Geechee descended from enslaved Central and West Africans w...
Feb 11, 2026 from Roy Tang Witcher 3: The Wild Hunt, Heart of Stone, Blood and Wine I first bought and played through the Witcher 3 back in 2015 on the PS4. At that time I wasn't doing my schtick of wanting to write reviews for every game I played, so instead I have added a back-d...
Feb 11, 2026 from BIX dot BLOG Enthusiasm And Ethics Lou takes us on a brief tour of how large-language models have changed the way he organizes everything from specific nutritional requirements to digital cruft to maintaining notes, and I just wante...
Feb 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Regular Gym Attendees Read Regular Gym Attendees Me: "Sorry, I'm going to have to make you wait for a bit. I have to handle the teens over there; it might take a while. Are you okay with waiting?" Lady: "Ah, see, I have...
Feb 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com They’re Too Far Sai-Gone! Read They’re Too Far Sai-Gone! I was working as a cashier at a well-known video game store, located in a small town. Note, I'm a short woman with a high-pitched voice, and I'm Asian. Couple: "Oh my...
Feb 11, 2026 from BIX dot BLOG Selective Vagueness There’s a style of blogging in which you write something that superficially seems pretty anodyne in a “who could argue with this?” sort of way, but that facial sensibility masks whatever it is you’...
Feb 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com All-Hands Come From No-Brains Read All-Hands Come From No-Brains [New Office Manager] likes a daily all-hands meeting in the morning, even though we have nothing new to add daily. He liked weekly closing meetings on Friday afte...
Feb 11, 2026 from The New Leaf Journal AI Game Worlds and Humane Games I learned about Project Genie and similar "world building" AI tools. While I suspect their best use will be generating slop for social media consumption, I take my critique as an opportunity to exa...
Feb 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com No Longer Allowed To Let It Rip Read No Longer Allowed To Let It Rip Years ago, the greeting card store I worked at got a vandal. Thirty-something, thin, twitchy. He'd come in once a week and go down the aisles, tearing the top e...
