Sep 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com That Was A Fun-Guy Read That Was A Fun-Guy Customer: "Do you have mushrooms?" Me: "Yes." Customer: "Okay, and do you have not-mushrooms?" Me: "Uhm. Yes, we have plenty of things that aren't mushrooms." Read That Was ...
Sep 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I was raised Christian but grew up agnostic. After recently attending a pagan-themed market, I decided to do some research on secular paganism, since I don’t believe in witchcraft and pagan de...
Sep 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Air Of Entitlement Read Air Of Entitlement Customer: "It looks just like the other one. Give me that one for the sale price." Me: "I'm sorry, but I don't have the authority to discount it. Corporate sets the prices."...
Sep 21, 2026 from Jumbled Thoughts of a Fake Geek Boy Foolish Mortals, Thoughtful Adventure Somewhere off the coast of Louisiana lies the island of Devil’s Rock. Originally a cemetery island, by the late 19th Century it had become the base of operations for the brilliant Bellemore Brother...
Sep 20, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com But It Displays All Of The Original Emojis! Read But It Displays All Of The Original Emojis! I'm giving a tour of our ancient Egypt exhibit. I'm describing a large statue, representing a figure reading hieroglyphics from a stone tablet. Tour...
Sep 20, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Sale Days Of Future’s Past Read Sale Days Of Future’s Past Customer: "When is it on sale until?" Me: "Saturday." Customer: "Do you mean next Saturday, or yesterday?" Read Sale Days Of Future’s Past
Sep 20, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Why Is Everyone Seeking Validation These Days? Read Why Is Everyone Seeking Validation These Days? Me: "Oh! I almost forgot. Can you validate my parking ticket?" The cashier examines it. Cashier: "Yes, it's valid." Me: "Uh… aren't you supposed ...
Sep 20, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Waiting For The Twist That Never Comes Read Waiting For The Twist That Never Comes I'm working at a mom-and-pop hardware store in a University town where we get a lot of engineering students working on projects: Customer: "Do you have t...
Sep 20, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Braid It And Weep Read Braid It And Weep Anyone with a basic critical-thinking mind will know that it was a wig. So, after the party, the parent thanked me and, out of sight of the kid, gave me my payment and then a...
Sep 20, 2026 from Stranger Than Usual Tankrabatt 3.0 Wieso führen wir hier in Deutschland einen Tankrabatt ein, der doch nichts bringt?
Sep 20, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com It’s Plug And Play, Not Unplug And Pay Read It’s Plug And Play, Not Unplug And Pay At 9 AM, a man comes up to the front desk, arms crossed, already huffy. Guest: "I'm in [room number], and my air conditioning isn't working." Me: "Okay, ...
Sep 20, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Technical Favorite, The Best Kind Of Favorite Read Technical Favorite, The Best Kind Of Favorite Me: "Who is your favourite daughter born on [date]?" Father: *Laughing.* "You are!" Grandmother: "[Father's Name]! I thought I raised you better! ...
Sep 20, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Unboxing Therapy Read Unboxing Therapy Driving my van into the Walmart parking lot, I came across a woman crying. She was next to a small sedan with the rear doors open and the trunk open, and a large box containin...
Sep 20, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Power Corrupts Read Power Corrupts I work for an electric utility company. I get a call on the sales line. Caller: *Sounds like an elderly lady.* "Do you offer a good citizen discount?" Read Power Corrupts
Sep 20, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read [I take the bus to work, which is pretty far from where I live. This plus the bus schedule not always being super reliable has me coming into work fairly early most nights to offset any potent...
Sep 20, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read (I used to work at a small version of a big supermarket in Scotland. I am English and hadn’t long moved there, and there were a few things I had to get used to. Including the Scottish alcohol ...
Sep 20, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read Today I heard this announcement over my local shopping mall’s PA, and regret not having witnessed the incident that prompted it: “Important safety announcement! Please refrain from riding bicy...
Sep 20, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I have a coworker who is, by his own admission, addicted to certain drugs that are not totally legal as of this writing. Our workplace is open-minded enough that he doesn’t get in trouble for ...
Sep 20, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I own a photo studio that offers a wide variety of services. One thing we’re known for is restoring old photos that have been damaged. So we often get people in for these projects. And then th...
Sep 20, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read A couple of years ago, on the evening of the drawing for a lottery jackpot that had grown to more than $1 billion, I stopped in at a newstand to buy a couple of tickets. There were already two...
