Sep 20, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I have a coworker who is, by his own admission, addicted to certain drugs that are not totally legal as of this writing. Our workplace is open-minded enough that he doesn’t get in trouble for ...
Sep 20, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I own a photo studio that offers a wide variety of services. One thing we’re known for is restoring old photos that have been damaged. So we often get people in for these projects. And then th...
Sep 20, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read A couple of years ago, on the evening of the drawing for a lottery jackpot that had grown to more than $1 billion, I stopped in at a newstand to buy a couple of tickets. There were already two...
Sep 20, 2026 from Chuck Carroll's RSS Feed Why I Stopped Paying to Host Two Static Sites I recently switched from Namecheap shared hosting to Cloudflare Pages. I have two websites that are both plain text html files that I edit by hand (for now). For my needs, paying to host two plain ...
Sep 20, 2026 from Roy Tang Weeknotes 2026-09-20 This entry coming in on a Monday because Sunday was busy. My Week Google Fit says I walked 74,807 steps from last Sunday to yesterday, another 70k week! A lot of this week's walking were around eit...
Sep 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Jurassic Lark, Part 7 Read Jurassic Lark, Part 7 I'm a tour guide at a Natural History Museum. Every so often, I get old or middle-aged guys 'joking' with me by asking deliberately dumb questions or pretending to be stu...
Sep 19, 2026 from Jumbled Thoughts of a Fake Geek Boy Galley House Is Beyond Help Back in the 1930s, a terrible discovery was made at Galley House – a broken corpse on the doorsteps, the blood still not quite dry, and a range of other bodies scattered about the place. The scene ...
Sep 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Blue-Factor Authentication Read Blue-Factor Authentication Help Desk: "I need to ask you your security questions, sir, okay?" Me: "Sure." Help Desk: "What was the name of your first school?" Me: "Blue." Read Blue-Factor Auth...
Sep 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Box Office Bomb Read A Box Office Bomb Kevin: "Thanks! It was actually really fun!" Me: "Fun?" Kevin: "Yeah! Everyone was so happy when I told them they could go in for free!" Me: "Everyone?" Read A Box Office Bomb
Sep 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com One Day, If We’re Lucky, Customers Like This Will Go Extinct Read One Day, If We’re Lucky, Customers Like This Will Go Extinct Customer: "Do you serve anything endangered?" Did I just hear that right? Me: "I'm sorry, can you elaborate on what you mean by tha...
Sep 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com I Say Potato, You Say… That Read I Say Potato, You Say… That Customer: "Where are the dolphin nose potatoes?" Now, you probably know what he meant to say, but it being 6 AM and being asked such a weird question, I was initial...
Sep 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com What Fresh Horror Is This? Read What Fresh Horror Is This? Customer: "I never ordered fresh tuna! I ordered cooked tuna! My son doesn't eat raw." Me: "Ma'am, with all due respect, I remember clearly how you said 'fresh' tuna...
Sep 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Excellent Taste In Literature Read Excellent Taste In Literature Rascal is a mixed breed my parents got from the shelter as a puppy. He can be hyperactive and gets bad separation anxiety (though it was fairly manageable when he...
Sep 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Streaming Generation Read The Streaming Generation Suddenly, coming in almost sideways, was a stream of pee coming from the adjoining stall, right onto my shoes. I hear a little boy almost screaming proudly: Boy: "Look...
Sep 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Size Matters, Part 11 Read Size Matters, Part 11 Customer: "Will this curtain rail fit my window?" Me: "How big is your window?" Read Size Matters, Part 11
Sep 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I work at a state university, so technically we’re all state employees. We’ve recently had our required annual cybersecurity training, in which we were instructed to forward all suspicious ema...
Sep 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read CW: Pet death (natural causes) and dark humor Our elderly family dog recently passed away. After burying her, we end up commemorating the handful of other pets that we’ve buried in our backyar...
Sep 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read As it’s October, I was reminded of a story from back when I was young enough to trick-or-treat It was 2020, and I was alone. I didn’t have any friends and my twin brother decided he was too ol...
Sep 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read Call me weird, but I think gifts should reflect thought more than dollar value and can share laughter. With that in mind, here’s two examples with my parents. I was living with my wife and kid...
Sep 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read This took place around Christmas. I’m on vacation and stand outside a convenience store. There’s a clerk standing by the doors. The opening hours are printed on the front, stating they close a...
