Jul 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Can’t See The Forest For The Boring Trees Read Can’t See The Forest For The Boring Trees Me: "Is everything okay, ma'am?" Tourist: "No, everything is not okay! We drove all this way to see the forest, and the trees here look just like the ...
Jul 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Technically Correct: The Best Kind Of Correct, Part 6 Read Technically Correct: The Best Kind Of Correct, Part 6 Customer: "These new flat screens are pretty nice, but I'm not sure if they're for me. We have a pretty wide living room, and I've seen th...
Jul 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Tale Of Two Cities In One Read A Tale Of Two Cities In One A guest has just had breakfast in our London hotel, and we're casually discussing their day of sightseeing as I clear the table. Guest: "I was thinking of swinging ...
Jul 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Making Change Happen Read Making Change Happen Cashier: "Your total is $9.06." I hand her $10.06. Cashier: "Okay, have a nice day." Me: "Can I have my change?" Read Making Change Happen
Jul 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Mansplain This Read Mansplain This A man walks into the auto shop with his teenage son. I'm the only person at the counter at the time, and I'm a woman. Customer: "Uh… can I speak to a man?" Read Mansplain This
Jul 21, 2026 from Stranger Than Usual Den Button neu erfinden Was muss man machen, um mit Javascript und HTML aus generischen Elementen einen Button zusammenzusetzen?
Jul 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Hours Cut? Well No Shift, Sherlock Read Hours Cut? Well No Shift, Sherlock I noticed she had been getting fewer hours on the schedule, and the person covering for her started to get her hours. The next shift I worked with her, she s...
Jul 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com We Can’t Weather Any More Of These Crazies, Part 2 Read We Can’t Weather Any More Of These Crazies, Part 2 Customer: "It's voter suppression!" Me: *Having heard it all before.* "Uh-huh." Customer: "You don't believe me? They send hurricanes to stop...
Jul 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Acting Childish And Childless Read Acting Childish And Childless I'm working checkout. A mother parks her stroller beside my resister without saying anything and starts to walk off. I naively thought she was just distracted and...
Jul 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Boss Would Like A Word Read The Boss Would Like A Word A friend and another colleague in my office report to the same manager. My colleague was consistently sending reports that hadn't been properly proof-read up to the ...
Jul 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com We’re Gonna Need All Customers To Storm Out Read We’re Gonna Need All Customers To Storm Out A flash flood inundated the store I worked at. Three feet of water, and the storm was still raging. The power went out, and I was running around in ...
Jul 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Peak Parenting Read Peak Parenting In our town, our house was on a plot that was one of the highest elevations. The school was about halfway up the gentle hill that we sat on top of. One morning, my dad said he w...
Jul 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Too Boring To Believe, Part 2 Read Too Boring To Believe, Part 2 Friend #1: *Looking at her phone.* "Oh my God! I got about ten missed calls from [Boyfriend]." Friend #2: *Knowing all our boyfriends are together.* "That's weird...
Jul 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Big Beautiful Bill Read A Big Beautiful Bill Every time, they would send their young son to pay and pick up the pizza. The little guy (maybe about six or seven years old) was sent out because the adults knew they wer...
Jul 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I overheard a conversation between my daughter and my brother in law recently. I was distracted by another kid at the time but as best I can tell my daughter’s question came unprompted. Her to...
Jul 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Finally Seeing The Error Of Their Ways Read Finally Seeing The Error Of Their Ways We're all doing a math test, and we're allowed to use calculators. The teacher is walking around the room, checking our answers but not really saying any...
Jul 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read Talking to my six and four year old nieces over FaceTime. It was the younger ones birthday not long ago and so I gave her a giftcard to McDonald’s. They used it and when I talked to them said ...
Jul 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Door Buster Read A Door Buster Me: "Hello, I'm [My Name], the night auditor from the front desk. I’m following up on a noise complaint." The lady inside yells at me. Guest: "You’ve got the wrong room, BUSTER! ...
Jul 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read Over 50 years ago I attended a very new Catholic high school, the second year it was open. The class ahead of us were officially Sophomores when we were Freshman. But they were senior to us, a...
Jul 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read Critical Mass is a regular event where cyclists ride around a city. The point is to promote cycling. They regularly meet in the same place, and slowly cycle a route. Everyone, and every sort o...
