May 22, 2026 from LifeDev.net 21 Side Hustle Ideas for Professionals in 2026 Looking for fresh side hustle ideas for professionals who already have a demanding 9 to 5 and want to earn extra income without burning out? You are not alone. More working professionals than ever...
May 22, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com This Conversation Is Going South, Part 2 Read This Conversation Is Going South, Part 2 Me: "Wow, did you know that from Detroit, you'd need to drive SOUTH to get into Canada?" Brother: *Snort laughs.* "Dumb-a**." Me: "What? Why?" Brother:...
May 22, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Grill Seekers Read Grill Seekers A group of my closest friends and I decided to have a braai (South African barbecue) shortly after high school graduation. The gas-powered grill we were using wasn’t cleaned and ...
May 22, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Footing The Wrong Question Read Footing The Wrong Question Customer: "How many yards in a foot?" Me: "Uh… a third?" Customer: "Huh?" Read Footing The Wrong Question
May 22, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read Im cashing out a lady at the Grocery Store I work at. Towards the end of the transaction she she mentions that the week before she bought a soup and spilled it. She asked if anything could be ...
May 22, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Pebble Without A Cause Read Pebble Without A Cause I'm a middle school teacher. One day during class, a kid removes his shoe and dumps a punch of pebbles right on the carpet. Me: "Why didn't you do that over the trash ca...
May 22, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Uh… What? Read Uh… What? I'm working the intake desk at the hospital ER. A guy walks up wearing a raccoon onesie/hoodie. He has blood on his face coming from a gash on his forehead. Read Uh… What?
May 22, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read During lunch, I’ve started to ask my friend if I can have her snacks, as she doesn’t eat them, and I like junk food because I never get any at home. I decide that even though she doesn’t eat t...
May 22, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Ballpark Answer Read Ballpark Answer Now, mind you, the uniform is black. I am wearing a chiffon printed shirt from Hot Topic with a bunch of insects on it, with bright blue makeup on. I am 100% not an employee. S...
May 22, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read One morning at about eight AM our team gets an (expected) email for new software. I’m personally pretty excited to use it, so I hop on immediately and get myself situated with the tutorials an...
May 22, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read Two years ago, owls nested right in the middle of my city, and gained a small amount of fame. The building literally on the other side of the street from me (a four-lane road that, shall we sa...
May 22, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com That’s A Load Of Baloney Read That’s A Load Of Baloney Customer: *Looking surly.* "Is your meat halal?" Me: "Unfortunately, we're not halal, so—" Customer: *Suddenly chipper.* "Oh, good!" Read That’s A Load Of Baloney
May 22, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I worked for a while in the Delay Department of a rail company in the UK. At the time the company ran the East Coast Main Line, one of the major long-distance routes, and the East Anglian loca...
May 22, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read One of my first jobs after law school was a contract-to-hire position for a real estate litigation firm. It was a small firm; if I’d gone from contract attorney to full associate, I would’ve b...
May 22, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Weight A Minute… Read Weight A Minute… Customer: "Now, I want everything in one bag, but I don't want the bag to be heavy." Me: "Uh…" Read Weight A Minute…
May 22, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Because Retail Workers Aren’t Human, Part 6 Read Because Retail Workers Aren’t Human, Part 6 Customer: "If the store's not open yet, why is the door open?" Me: "If there are people in the building, at least one door needs to be open as per s...
May 22, 2026 from The New Leaf Journal ActivityPub for WordPress and fediverse:creator I demonstrate how I used my author profile on Emu Café Social, which uses ActivityPub for WordPress, as the fediverse:creator profile for my New Leaf Journal articles.
May 22, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Joke Didn’t Register Read The Joke Didn’t Register I was shopping in the local Walmart, and the customer being checked out in one lane over finally said the thing. I had managed to spend five years as an adult in Ameri...
May 22, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Disk-Connected From Reality Read Disk-Connected From Reality Coworker: "I had a boss who got angry one morning because he thought he'd saved the whole internet onto a floppy disk. He went home at night and thought he could go...
May 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Wee Bit Of Exaggeration Read A Wee Bit Of Exaggeration I open the store at 6 AM. I go to the back for thirty seconds to get a new batch of National Lottery forms to put in the display. When I come back out, a customer is ...
