Jul 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read Over 50 years ago I attended a very new Catholic high school, the second year it was open. The class ahead of us were officially Sophomores when we were Freshman. But they were senior to us, a...
Jul 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read Critical Mass is a regular event where cyclists ride around a city. The point is to promote cycling. They regularly meet in the same place, and slowly cycle a route. Everyone, and every sort o...
Jul 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Not Even An Outside Chance Read Not Even An Outside Chance A customer is asking about the types of curtain rods we sell. Customer: "Will this curtain rod be suitable for my needs?" Read Not Even An Outside Chance
Jul 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read Her Pronouns Are “Idiot” Just for the record, I believe I spoke very clearly, and there didn’t seem to be any sort of language barrier. Female Caller: I’d like to activate my phone. Me: Sure! ...
Jul 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read My girlfriend and I were heading out during the day to a local pub. In the UK, pubs are less of a fully adult environment and, especially during the day, more of a space to buy food and grab a...
Jul 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Fuel For Thought Read Fuel For Thought Customer: "You got any discounts?" Me: "No, sir." Customer: "But your prices are insane! You must have, like, a 10% coupon or something?" Read Fuel For Thought
Jul 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Tactic That Comes In Handy Read A Tactic That Comes In Handy My coworker has polydactyly, which in his case means he has six fingers on his right hand, and it’s a whole finger too, not just a partly-formed, less developed di...
Jul 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Full Signal That You Should Hang Up Read A Full Signal That You Should Hang Up Whenever I get a customer coming through my checkout lane while they're on the phone, I make a habit of asking them as many questions as I can: Me: "Do yo...
Jul 21, 2026 from Jumbled Thoughts of a Fake Geek Boy Doctor Who Comics: The Eighth Doctor (Part 2) Last time we checked in on the Doctor Who Magazine comics continuity, we took in the first half or so of the Eighth Doctor’s tenure in the comics. This was an era of long, ambitious story arcs whic...
Jul 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com When Out Of Office Becomes Permanent Read When Out Of Office Becomes Permanent Helpdesk: "Hi, we have an issue that needs to be escalated to the system admin team. Have we got the right number for the new guy? It's just ringing and go...
Jul 21, 2026 from Noahie's Blog American Girl I woke up this morning pissed. I can't tell you exactly why, but the vitriol is flowing through my veins strongly today. Coupled with fatigue and what I think is another onset of a depressive episo...
Jul 21, 2026 from JoeHx Blog Using Linear Regression to Analyze My Electric Bill Here in Ohio we can choose our electric supplier… But not who delivers it.
Jul 20, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com It’s Always The Employees Who Get The Raw Deal Read It’s Always The Employees Who Get The Raw Deal Customer: "Eww! What's this?" Me: "The steak tartare. That's what you ordered." Customer: "I ordered steak with tartar sauce!" Read It’s Always T...
Jul 20, 2026 from Jumbled Thoughts of a Fake Geek Boy Doctor Who: Sounds of the Eighth Legacy, Part 5 The story so far: after Doctor Who‘s 2005 return was a storming success, BBC Radio 7 (and its successor station BBC 4 Extra) decided they want to get in on that sweet TARDIS action, and struck a de...
Jul 20, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Adding Insult To Injury Read Adding Insult To Injury First, he was written up for violating procedure and not complying; the union was unable to get this overturned. Second, as this violated procedure, Workers' Comp would...
Jul 20, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Laptop Flop, Part 47 Read Laptop Flop, Part 47 Me: "Ma'am, it looks like the battery is at 1%. Did you charge this at home?" Customer: "No, because it doesn't need to be. It's a laptop." Me: "But you still need to freq...
Jul 20, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Not Playing Twenty Questions About The Ten Read Not Playing Twenty Questions About The Ten Cashier: "Okay, goodnight!" Me: "Not until I get my $10 change, haha!" Cashier: "Ma'am, you gave me exact change." Me: *Not laughing anymore.* "I gav...
Jul 20, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Next Smartphone Generation Read The Next Smartphone Generation Customer: "I want the 10% discount." *Points to a banner.* Me: "Those are for signing up to the store app. I can help you do that now if you like. Then all I hav...
Jul 20, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Do Not Password, Do Not Pass Go, Part 7 Read Do Not Password, Do Not Pass Go, Part 7 Me: "You can change your own password on your laptop." Caller: "No. I don't know how." Me: "I can show you if I can just connect to your device." Caller...
Jul 20, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Note-ably Dishonest Read Note-ably Dishonest Me: "That comes to $21.50." Customer: *Holds up a single twenty.* "This is all I have." Me: "Then I can't sell all this to you. You'll have to remove some of these purchase...
