Apr 04, 2026 from Chronicles of Miss Miseria NaPoWriMo 2026 [4th April] - What the Wind Keeps NaPoWriMo 2026 [4th April]Day Four Hello, all, and welcome back for Day Four of Na/GloPoWriMo. Our featured participant for today is W.B.J. Williams, whose response to Day Three’s prompt is a good ...
Apr 04, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A One Body Problem Read A One Body Problem Once I can see that the food runners have delivered the lobster and other dishes, I head over to make sure the guests have everything they need. The woman has cut into the B...
Apr 04, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Some Kids Are Rare Birds Read Some Kids Are Rare Birds He's very chatty all the way to the farm, he loudly sings all the Easter songs he knows and can barely contain himself. I have to hold his hand the entire time. He RUN...
Apr 04, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Some People Are Eggs-tremely Slap Happy Read Some People Are Eggs-tremely Slap Happy Me: "Hey! What do you think you're doing here! This is private property!" Uninvited Mom: "GAH! Don't sneak up on me! What is wrong with you!" Me: "What'...
Apr 04, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Does That Price Factor In A Passport Application? Read Does That Price Factor In A Passport Application? Our large store is having a "MegaSale", so we're busy as heck. As I'm handling a long line of customers at the checkout, I hear an agitated cu...
Apr 04, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read My mother passed away in September 2020, and my dad died as well in April 2021. They were very good friends with their next-door neighbours, and Dad had told me before he passed that he’d like...
Apr 04, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Phrasing! Read Phrasing! Coordinator: "What about [Student]? Is he also attending?" Teacher: "No, he's having a baby." Coordinator: *Clearly taken aback.* "Oh. Uh..." Read Phrasing!
Apr 04, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read That was about a year ago. I worked in a bakery that also had a cafe. And it was the first time that I was solely responsible for the cafe. It was a colleague’s sister’s birthday and there wer...
Apr 04, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I won my EEOC (Equal Employment Opportunity Commission) case against my employer. I knew the boss didn’t like me from day one, so I took notes of all conversations, meetings, etc., and sent th...
Apr 04, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read (I was recently picked up and driven to a nice family brunch, and the cousin driving us expressed how driving in my city can be difficult) Me: “Oh, I know. That’s one of the reasons why I refu...
Apr 04, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read A while ago, I submitted a story early about how my “friend” ruined my 37th birthday this past January. If it makes a difference knowing more details, I’m a man and she is 33 years old. My fri...
Apr 04, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read The recent stories about $2 bills reminded me of my experience doing yard work as a young teenager, many, many years ago in the 1960s. After finishing cutting an older gentleman’s grass, he pa...
Apr 04, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com That Story Doesn’t Hold Frozen Water Read That Story Doesn’t Hold Frozen Water Caller: "Why is my bill so high?!" Me: "We just had a solid few months of below-freezing weather, so some bills will be higher if you keep your heat runnin...
Apr 04, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Ground(hog) Coffee Read Ground(hog) Coffee Manager: "Yeah. Watch this. He's going to ask for a regular-sized coffee but want it in an extra-large cup." Customer: "Get me a regular coffee but put it in an extra-large ...
Apr 04, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Leading From The Top… And The Bottom Read Leading From The Top… And The Bottom My Manager: "Remember, this is [CEO]. He's very serious and very smart. You have to show the utmost professionalism around him." Me: "Noted." My Manager: "...
Apr 04, 2026 from Noahie's Blog Reprise This morning, I felt emboldened to make more effort toward my spiritual life. Last night, I ran out of cigarettes, and I decided that now would be the perfect time to quit again. With the weather h...
Apr 03, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Little Things Have Big Impacts Read Little Things Have Big Impacts Me: "Sir, my coworker confirms that the sign says $25 for the shirts, not the shorts." Customer: "Well, it's only one letter difference. You should give them to ...
Apr 03, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Taking Things At Face Value Read Taking Things At Face Value Supervisor: "[My Name], I need you to pay attention." Me: "Oh, I am." Supervisor: "No, you're not, you're staring into space." Read Taking Things At Face Value
Apr 03, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Loitering Comes In Many Flavors Read Loitering Comes In Many Flavors Me: "Sir, you gotta pay for those." Customer: "I don't think so." Me: "Hey! You can't just walk out with those!" Customer: *Walking out the door, triggering an ...
