Sep 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I work at the general reception desk of a public finance center. A service user comes in with a coworker to pay an increased fine. My coworker checks and notices on the fines software that the...
Sep 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Some People Just Want To Be Told They’re Special Read Some People Just Want To Be Told They’re Special Customer: "Can you give me a discount on [item]?" Me: "The item is already on sale, and you have the best price." Customer: "Alright, but what ...
Sep 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The 411 On The 211 Read The 411 On The 211 It occurs to me that it's been a while. I look up, and there's a waitress two tables away asking if they ordered anything. I can't make out if it's what I ordered, but it lo...
Sep 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Ctrl+C-Suite Read Ctrl+C-Suite Senior Partner: "I got a new laptop, and I need you to install copy and paste onto it." Me: "Copy… and paste?" Read Ctrl+C-Suite
Sep 19, 2026 from Noahie's Blog Deeper Roots The funny thing about trees is that the more they spread their leaves, the deeper their roots seep. I came up with that line last night, and I had to do a cliché-check to see if anyone had already ...
Sep 18, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Getting Roasted At The Luau Read Getting Roasted At The Luau Guest: *Still shouting.* "What the h*** is Kalua pig!" Me: "It's the pork that's been slow roasting in the underground oven. It's a traditional part of—" Guest: "—I...
Sep 18, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Man, The Myth, The Man-Sir Read The Man, The Myth, The Man-Sir I am in line in a checkout lane in the grocery store when a very bubbly checker opens a lane next to us. She calls over the customer ahead of me: Cashier: "I can...
Sep 18, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com There’s A Great Barrier Awaiting That Particular Endeavor Read There’s A Great Barrier Awaiting That Particular Endeavor Tour Guide: "Yes, the Great Barrier Reef tour costs that much because it includes the cost of the boat." Pause. Tour Guide: "Yes, the ...
Sep 18, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Voluntary Redundancy Read Voluntary Redundancy The old and new managers are going through the financials: New Manager: "So, I'm looking at these numbers, and they're not very good, are they? Have you considered reducin...
Sep 18, 2026 from Stranger Than Usual Rollenspielszenen: Ein Hund Fällt mir was an dem Hund auf? *roll* …es ist ein Hund.
Sep 18, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Cheap-Skating To The Top Read Cheap-Skating To The Top Me: "Then I'm afraid I can't offer any discounts on this item at this time." Customer: "Can I speak to the manager?" Me: "I am the manager." Customer: "Can I speak to ...
Sep 18, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com In A Casino It Helps To Be Penny Wise Read In A Casino It Helps To Be Penny Wise Management decided all employees had to wear name tags with their hometown on them as "conversation starters" with guests. As you can probably imagine, a ...
Sep 18, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com That List Is Longer Than The Book Read That List Is Longer Than The Book Caller: "I’m looking for a book." Me: "Then you've called the right place!" Caller: "I don’t know the title or author, but I know it costs $9.95. Can you pull...
Sep 18, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Not Trying To Make A Dig Read Not Trying To Make A Dig Customer: "How do I dig the hole?" Me: "Post hole diggers are typically the easiest way." Customer: "How do those work?" I show him the post hole diggers and demonstra...
Sep 18, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Working This Job Forces You To Fly By The Seat Of Your Pants Read Working This Job Forces You To Fly By The Seat Of Your Pants When I was eighteen, I worked the cash register at a Goodwill-like store during summer vacation. Two other coworkers (we're all wom...
Sep 18, 2026 from Thejesh GN Weekly Notes 38/2026 It’s been a busy week, but not as busy as last week, mostly because Monday was a holiday and I got some rest. Uma was away over the weekend with her Atte to celebrate. Belated Ganesha Chaturthi, if...
Sep 18, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Tamago-No-No! Read Tamago-No-No! I picked up my girlfriend from the Japanese restaurant she works at and am driving her home. She is eating a to-go bowl the kitchen made for her. English is not her first languag...
Sep 18, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com By The Time You Get To The End Of This Story, You Have Earned Some Interest Read By The Time You Get To The End Of This Story, You Have Earned Some Interest Customer: "Could you, like, just forget about it? Me: "No, we can't do that." Customer: "But you're a bank; you have...
Sep 18, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com One H*** Of A Funeral! Read One H*** Of A Funeral! I am attending my great-uncle's funeral. As his casket is being lowered into the ground, I notice that all his grandchildren are smiling far too much for such a solemn o...
Sep 18, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Take My Breath Away… But Not Like That Read Take My Breath Away… But Not Like That My friend and I are playing Nintendo when his cousin comes in, realizes we're playing, and pushes my friend out of the way to take over. This is easy for...
