Jul 20, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com New Wuthering Heights Of Pettiness Read New Wuthering Heights Of Pettiness Twenty years ago, a friend of mine used to manage a bar, and if the punters were slow to leave at closing time, he'd turn the jukebox up full and stick on fi...
Jul 20, 2026 from Peter's Path 2000 Years of Christ's Power Volume 3 by Nick Needham Why read the book? Nick Needham wrote 2000 Years of Christ's Power Volume 3: The Renaissance and Reformation. It is the third book in his clear and readable church history series. This volume cover...
Jul 20, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com We Know Who We Wish The Crocodile Would Really Eat Read We Know Who We Wish The Crocodile Would Really Eat I went to the movie theater to watch the latest terrible Big Monster Movie (I unironically enjoy movies I know will be terrible), and five mi...
Jul 20, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Giving My Two Cents… Literally, Part 2 Read Giving My Two Cents… Literally, Part 2 Customer: "Hey! You're overcharging me by two pennies!" Me: "The machine is rounding to the nearest nickel, sir. I'm not overcharge—" Customer: "If you'r...
Jul 20, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Withdraw That Statement Read Withdraw That Statement Me: "Can we have [thing], mummy?" Mum: "No." And so, it continued, until she got fed up and told me to stop asking for things, because: Mum: "If we were to be able to a...
Jul 20, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Bone-Headed Strategy Read Bone-Headed Strategy Friend: "I use my necromancy on the fossils to—" Me: "—sorry to be that guy, but uh, you can’t." Friend: "Why?" Me: "Necromancy needs flesh and bone to possess something."...
Jul 20, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Bolting Shut That Conversation Read Bolting Shut That Conversation I'm a cashier at a hardware store. We sell a lot of loose items, like nuts, washers, and bolts. A couple is at my checkout, and I'm typing in the number of bolts...
Jul 20, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I was working the counter at a restaurant in a hipster food hall when I overheard this conversation between three guys in their late teens or early 20’s. Guy #1: Bro, feel how soft my hands ar...
Jul 20, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Yoghurt Be Kidding Me Read Yoghurt Be Kidding Me I walk into his room and find him happily eating a yoghurt. Me: "Sir! What are you doing? You're not supposed to be eating!" Patient: "I know. That's why I picked yoghurt...
Jul 20, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read My parents separated when I was 13 but co-parented well, I lived with my mom primarily. When I was 17, my mom started dating a new guy. He seemed nice enough. I should point out that I’m mixed...
Jul 20, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read [It’s early May, 2025. I’m on break and quietly talking with Coworker #1.] Me: “…and that’s why I never have, do not, and never will support genocides. If humanity could immediately and foreve...
Jul 20, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Stock Shock Read A Stock Shock A customer came into the store and asked for a set of salt and pepper grinders. We currently don't have that specific set in stock; I sold the last one we had last week. Customer...
Jul 20, 2026 from The Jaxson Visions of Vibrancy: Pittsburgh The Jaxson Magazine takes a visual walk through the urban core of a city that has transformed itself from its steelmaking past: Pittsburgh -
Jul 20, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read There is a highway called “The Pali Highway” that runs across south east Oahu which connects Honolulu and the Windward side of the island. Legends say that you should never transport pork over...
Jul 20, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read When I got a retail job in my late teens, the uniform required black pants. I quickly discovered that reasonably comfortable, up-to-code black women’s pants were hard to find in my price range...
Jul 20, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Smoking Hot Take Read A Smoking Hot Take Me: "Sir, please don't smoke." *I point to the sign.* Customer: "That sign is for your employees." Me: "It applies to everyone, including you." Customer: "I'm outside the st...
Jul 20, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I work for an engraving firm. We mostly make signage, but we also engrave trophies or prizes for different types of events. As it’s almost summer, the local university has reached out to us to...
Jul 20, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Some Callers Are Simply A Gas Read Some Callers Are Simply A Gas A call comes in, and I give my greeting, asking if this is an emergency. Caller: "No, but I’m trying to find out if I have a gas hot water heater." Read Some Call...
Jul 20, 2026 from Noahie's Blog Keep Writing After yesterday's difficult confession, I feel somewhat spiritually hungover, weirdly enough. One thing I have trouble coming to grips with is the fact that this website, while I enjoy cataloging m...
Jul 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com My Head Megahertz, Part 5 Read My Head Megahertz, Part 5 Me: "I meant how big the memory needed to be. Did your grandson mention anything like megabytes or gigabytes?" Customer: "Jiggle beets." Read My Head Megahertz, Part 5
