Jul 20, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Smoking Hot Take Read A Smoking Hot Take Me: "Sir, please don't smoke." *I point to the sign.* Customer: "That sign is for your employees." Me: "It applies to everyone, including you." Customer: "I'm outside the st...
Jul 20, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I work for an engraving firm. We mostly make signage, but we also engrave trophies or prizes for different types of events. As it’s almost summer, the local university has reached out to us to...
Jul 20, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Some Callers Are Simply A Gas Read Some Callers Are Simply A Gas A call comes in, and I give my greeting, asking if this is an emergency. Caller: "No, but I’m trying to find out if I have a gas hot water heater." Read Some Call...
Jul 20, 2026 from Noahie's Blog Keep Writing After yesterday's difficult confession, I feel somewhat spiritually hungover, weirdly enough. One thing I have trouble coming to grips with is the fact that this website, while I enjoy cataloging m...
Jul 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com My Head Megahertz, Part 5 Read My Head Megahertz, Part 5 Me: "I meant how big the memory needed to be. Did your grandson mention anything like megabytes or gigabytes?" Customer: "Jiggle beets." Read My Head Megahertz, Part 5
Jul 19, 2026 from Stranger Than Usual Antidemokratische Umwälzung Ein paar lesenswerte Texte und ein Podcast, die ich gefunden habe.
Jul 19, 2026 from riz#000000me Followup on the Gym Injury I had my followup appointment for my bicep tendon surgery and luckily, the recovery continues to be very easy and straightforward. Aside from checking in on the recovery, though, my doctor recommen...
Jul 19, 2026 from The Universe of Discourse The road to epsilon-zero: Nim always ends, even with infinite ordinals Previously: Ordinal numbers and basic set theory Ordinals as nim-heaps Yesterday I talked about the game of Nim, which involves two players taking beans from several piles, and an extension that in...
Jul 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com When They Wear Their Sunday Best, Expect The Sunday Worst, Part 5 Read When They Wear Their Sunday Best, Expect The Sunday Worst, Part 5 Other Customer: "I hope today's sermon about being loving and compassionate carries over into everyday life. For example, I kn...
Jul 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Refusing To Weather These Demands Read Refusing To Weather These Demands Me: "The news is saying that due to the snowstorm, the government is issuing a stay-at-home order and only essential journeys are necessary." Boss: "Driving t...
Jul 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Playtime’s Over Read Playtime’s Over Coworker: "Our customer here wants to return a year-old item and get a refund." Me: *To the customer.* "I'm sorry, sir, we can't do that." Customer: *Immediately reverting back...
Jul 19, 2026 from The New Leaf Journal Releasing a New ONScripter-EN Visual Novel An essay about writing, developing, and publishing a new original ONScripter-EN visual novel in less than 48 hours.
Jul 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Has No Shelf Control Read Has No Shelf Control Manager: "Sir, everyone here, myself included, has nothing but respect for the veterans of this country. Your brother has my utmost sympathy, but you have to understand th...
Jul 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Queue The Sarcasm Read Queue The Sarcasm Customer: "Can't you open another till?" And I'm just like... WTF man? If we HAD anyone else who could be on the tills, they would BE ON THE TILLS! We're not hiding able-bodi...
Jul 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Your First Mistake Was Looking For Logic In Hate Read Your First Mistake Was Looking For Logic In Hate I recently had a conversation with my Slavic mother that shows just how many hoops a hateful mindset will jump through to fit its narrative. Re...
Jul 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Overthinking Plot Points Will Be Your Kryptonite Read Overthinking Plot Points Will Be Your Kryptonite Some friends and I have just come out of the cinema, walking through the car park. We've seen the new Superman movie. One guy in the group, who...
Jul 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com This Attempt Does Not Get A Pass Read This Attempt Does Not Get A Pass Caller: "When I came to see a movie, I had to leave because a group of guys were yelling and hurling insults at my friends and me! Throwing popcorn and kicking...
Jul 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I’m the OP from this story https://notalwaysright.com/this-went-on-for-nine-years-and-eleven-months-longer-than-it-should-have/375532/ and there is a part 2! This takes place after the hotel i...
Jul 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Sum of All Honesty Read The Sum of All Honesty Teacher: "Am I boring you, [My Name]?" Me: "Yes." Teacher: "What?!" Me: "Yes, you're boring me." Read The Sum of All Honesty
Jul 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read My coworker had a little too much to drink at a work function. I lived very close by and she had been to my house several times so I offered my guest room. Coworker: Okay but can Phoebe (*my c...
