Sep 17, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Hot Dog! He Was Right! Read Hot Dog! He Was Right! During one of these particularly busy summers, I was inundated with customers, getting yelled at for not having enough bread left on the shelves and a small selection of...
Sep 17, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Dive Another Day Read Dive Another Day Guest: "Why was I charged for the scuba trip?!" Me: "Ma'am, I can see that you booked a spot on this morning's scuba adventure tour, but you didn't show up. We have a 24-hour ...
Sep 17, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com We Need To Talk About Kevin, Part 2 Read We Need To Talk About Kevin, Part 2 Coworker #1: "Hey, [Boss], we noticed you've scheduled Kevin to work the forklift tomorrow." Boss: "According to the paperwork, he's qualified." Coworker #2...
Sep 17, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Lane Less Traveled Read The Lane Less Traveled I'm in line at the checkout, when I see another customer get in line in the lane adjacent to me. The cashier in that lane gasps when seeing the customer. Cashier: "Oh my...
Sep 17, 2026 from Previous Magazine Designing Flexible Workspaces for the Modern Corporate Environment The pandemic sparked a permanent shift in the way businesses operate, and now they’re having to establish flexible work environments to accommodate modern work culture. One of the biggest challenge...
Sep 17, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com An Impassable Situation Read An Impassable Situation Me: "Roger." Sergeant: "Roger what!" Me: "Roger, Sergeant" Sergeant: "Do your job the right way. No slacking off!" Read An Impassable Situation
Sep 17, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com No Callbacks Read No Callbacks Me: "Did you pay for Costco to do the install?" Caller: "Yes." Me: "Then you need to call them." Caller: "But I need it done tomorrow, so I'm calling you." Read No Callbacks
Sep 17, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Flat Refusal Read A Flat Refusal Customer: "Can you help me? I'm looking for alternative science books?" Me: "Maybe you can tell me what you're specifically looking for?" Customer: "Flat Earth." Read A Flat Ref...
Sep 17, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Now Introducing… Flavor! Read Now Introducing… Flavor! I was training a new server. He asked me not once, not twice, but three times: New Server: "What's the difference between honey mustard and regular mustard?" I did my ...
Sep 17, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Doesn’t Understand The Custom Part Of Customer, Part 37 Read Doesn’t Understand The Custom Part Of Customer, Part 37 Me: "Excuse me, are you going to order a drink soon?" Customer: "Oh, I'm good, thank you." Me: "Then I'm going to need to ask you to lea...
Sep 17, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Dogfather: An Offer He Couldn’t Refuse Read The Dogfather: An Offer He Couldn’t Refuse When he arrived, this black bear of a puppy came bounding towards the door, barking her head off and jumping in excitement. My mom and I were laying ...
Sep 17, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Version Of Conversion Read A Version Of Conversion Friend: "I need cash." Me: "Yeah, let's find an ATM." Friend: "And a bank." Me: "Why do you need a bank in addition to the ATM?" Read A Version Of Conversion
Sep 17, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Questionable Behavior, No Question About It Read Questionable Behavior, No Question About It Customer: "Is this [Store Name]?" Employee: "Uh, did you not see the massive sign with the store name above the door you just walked under?" Custome...
Sep 17, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I’m the author of this story: https://notalwaysright.com/asking-people-to-smile-usually-ensures-that-they-wont/265528/ and this story: https://notalwaysright.com/the-turd-that-turned-the-tide/...
Sep 17, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Passed The ID Check With Flying Colors Read Passed The ID Check With Flying Colors I worked for my university's bookstore and when the students would buy a book they'd get about 8% off if they scanned their student photo ID's. A girl ca...
Sep 17, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I am the author of these stories: Bringing Down The Wrath Of The Entire Flea-t If You’re Ever Frustrated At The Airport, Remember This Story Sounds Like What He Needs Is An Arm-y Hospital Woul...
Sep 17, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Misunderstanding Cancel Culture Read Misunderstanding Cancel Culture Me: "I am so sorry, sir, it looks like somehow this account was closed. It shows someone called three weeks ago and cancelled service." Caller: "Oh, that was me...
Sep 17, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read When I was a new worker, I only had two guidelines from the boss: 1- Be nice to the customers 2- Always, always, always the work must be delivered yesterday. But…: 1- The boss was so disruptiv...
Sep 17, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read We have a new dog in our home: a collie, 10 months old and already 60 pounds (27 kilos), with an ear-piercing bark. He barks at anything and everything — mail carrier, delivery people, cars dr...
Sep 17, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Drive To Think Before You Speak Read The Drive To Think Before You Speak Customer: "I want an oil change, and I want the coupon price." Me: "Sounds good! Can I have the coupon?" Customer: "I didn't bring it with me." Read The Dri...
