Apr 03, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read My mom and I are doing dishes and chatting. A topic reminds me of another topic and that reminds me of another thing and so on – that thing your brain does when it makes a hundred new connecti...
Apr 03, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Pet Pee-ve Read Pet Pee-ve Guest: "Oh, but these are my service dogs, you have to accept them!" Me: "Well, your service dog dropped a turd in our hallway last night, meaning it isn't trained properly and we a...
Apr 03, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read Before the mobile phone era, I was sixteen and working a summer job in an ice cream parlour in a touristic place. Nothing excessively fancy, just about twenty tables in a not so famous tourist...
Apr 03, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read A woman is standing in front of the patio umbrellas. They’re 75% off because it’s the end of the season, which means there are only a few left. Customer: “This is it? You barely have any.” Me:...
Apr 03, 2026 from Chronicles of Miss Miseria NaPoWriMo 2026 [3rd April] - The Cartographer Who Leaves Things Out NaPoWriMo 2026 [3rd April]Day Three Happy Friday, everyone, and happy third day of National/Global Poetry Writing month. Today, our featured participant is Eden Ligon, whose response to Day Two’s p...
Apr 03, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read Yesterday, I needed to go to a dental appointment, so I booked a cab through the website I usually use. The website allows you to input both the pick-up and drop-off address, which I did as I ...
Apr 03, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Read The Room If You’re Not Going To Read The Menu Read Read The Room If You’re Not Going To Read The Menu Every customer has been in line at least five minutes, if not longer. I overhear a cashier serving the line next to mine ask: Cashier: "Sir, ...
Apr 03, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read Today I stumbled upon some major neighborhood drama, that made me wish I had been there from the beginning to hear the whole story. I had to do an errand at a small strip mall full of mostly i...
Apr 03, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Graham Has A Lot Of Explaining To Do Read Graham Has A Lot Of Explaining To Do Customer: "I can't find the gray ham crackers." Me: "Uh... what kind of crackers?" Customer: "Gray ham." Read Graham Has A Lot Of Explaining To Do
Apr 03, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Packaging Is Polarizing Read The Packaging Is Polarizing Customer: "Polar bears and penguins live on different poles! Do you know how inaccurate this is! People are going to look at this pack and think they live in the sa...
Apr 03, 2026 from The Jaxson Ambassador Hotel Nears Final DDRB Approval The next chapter of downtown’s architectural history is beginning to take shape as plans advance for the transformation of the historic Ambassador Hotel. Gateway Jax acquired the property in March ...
Apr 03, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com They’re Already A ‘Lost’ Cause Read They’re Already A ‘Lost’ Cause Guest: "Where's the polar bear kept?" Me: "Ma'am, this is an aquarium." Read They’re Already A ‘Lost’ Cause
Apr 03, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com And A Word Side Salad Read And A Word Side Salad Customer: "Is that the Ultimate Burger?" Me: "Yes, yes it is." Customer: "Oh, I don't think I could suffice an Ultimate." Read And A Word Side Salad
Apr 03, 2026 from Noahie's Blog Revelation Yesterday was quite tiring. I was asleep for practically the entire day. That kind of thing happens whenever I take my olanzapine, which is what I did the night before yesterday. That night, I had ...
Apr 02, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Render Unto Storage What Is Due Read Render Unto Storage What Is Due Customer's Friend: "What's the total owed?" I broke it down and explained the late fees, etc. Customer's Friend: *Screaming.* "What?! That's outrageous! My frie...
Apr 02, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Some People Are Wired Differently Read Some People Are Wired Differently I worked at a place where you couldn’t be colorblind because you were reading schematics and identifying connectors of varying colors. There were hundreds of ...
Apr 02, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Choosing Your Battles Daylight Saves Time Read Choosing Your Battles Daylight Saves Time Me: "Your appointment is scheduled for 1:15 pm on Sunday." Caller: "Sunday? Isn't that daylight savings day?" Me: "I believe so. We will see you at 1:...
Apr 02, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com When Details Are Paper Thin Read When Details Are Paper Thin I work in the reprographics department of a large office, specifically the printing section. Me: "Hello, this is Printing. How can I help you?" Caller: "Hi, uh, do ...
Apr 02, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Putting The Pie Into πr² Read Putting The Pie Into πr² A couple has just ordered a large pizza. Me: "Do you want a six-cut, eight-cut, or twelve-cut?" Female Customer: "How many slices are in the twelve-cut?" Read Putting...
Apr 02, 2026 from Chronicles of Miss Miseria NaPoWriMo 2026 [2nd April] - Left of the Courtyard NaPoWriMo 2026 [2nd April]Day TwoWelcome back for the second day of Na/GloPoWriMo, everyone. We hope you feel invigorated after the first day of the challenge. And my apologies to those of you who ...
