Sep 17, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read On a bus last Sunday. Driver: can everybody hear me? (Chorus of “yes”) Driver: is anybody doing to work? (Silence). Driver: why aren’t you all smiling, then? Driver: If you’re getting out of a...
Sep 17, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read We are all around the table, eating and the youngest (3) is misbehaving. Her father: That is enough. Go in time-out. 3year old: but dad, I can’t. Not everyone is done eating and I’m not allowe...
Sep 17, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Cutting-Edge Floristry Read Cutting-Edge Floristry Customer: "Do you have any long-stem roses left?" Me: "No, we're out of those, I'm afraid." Customer: "Do you have any you could cut longer?" Read Cutting-Edge Floristry
Sep 17, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Extra Mirror-Glazed Donuts Read Extra Mirror-Glazed Donuts I worked in a bakery with a donut self-serve case. The case had mirrors in the back to make the shelves look fuller than they really were. A drunk dude came in one n...
Sep 17, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Brew Can’t Always Get What You Want Read Brew Can’t Always Get What You Want Customer: "I'll have a gin and tonic. Bombay Sapphire." Me: "This is a brewery, so we only have one type of gin." Customer: "Oh, can I get a glass of wine t...
Sep 17, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Also Watch Out For Future Bookings From Anastasia Beaverhausen Read Also Watch Out For Future Bookings From Anastasia Beaverhausen Me: "[Coworker], did you put these appointments in the book?" Coworker: "Yes, they called yesterday." Me: "I think these might be...
Sep 17, 2026 from Noahie's Blog Ticking My trip on Labor Day weekend was great, thanks for asking. Getting back into this proverbial saddle gives me a bit of anxiety sometimes, but it's something that's just so innate at this point—there...
Sep 16, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Literally, Money Or Your Life? Read Literally, Money Or Your Life? I work in a bank downtown. There is an active shooter situation outside, so the police have surrounded the building and won't let anyone in or out. We're being t...
Sep 16, 2026 from Nicolas Bouliane's blog posts Things done properly Sakura pens are great, but they’re hard to tell apart from one another, especially in a stuffed pencil case at the bottom of a messenger bag. The pens have faint size markings, but some have worn o...
Sep 16, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Banana Drama, Part 13 Read Banana Drama, Part 13 One coworker I'm friendly with, a manager on another team in my department, posts a picture to Facebook of a banana taped to the whiteboard in her cubicle. Manager: "A hi...
Sep 16, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Meal Deal Ordeal Read Meal Deal Ordeal Customer: "I don't want a drink. Just charge me for the sandwich and fries." Me: "Even if you don't want the drink, I can still ring it up as a combo, as the total is still ch...
Sep 16, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Tortill-Ugh, Part 2 Read Tortill-Ugh, Part 2 Cashier: "We don't have tortillas." Me: "How does Taco Bell run out of tortillas?" Cashier: "We don't have them… ever." Me: "Can I speak to a manager or a supervisor?" Read...
Sep 16, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Ah, College… Read Ah, College… Me: "Can you please tell me what the address is?" Caller: "I… uh… huh. I don't know." Me: "I can't deliver to you if you don't know." Caller: "Can you, like, trace my call? Like t...
Sep 16, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Its Bed Time, Not Hammer Time! Read Its Bed Time, Not Hammer Time! Lo and behold, 1 AM rolls around, and I get a noise complaint from a room. The guest explains to me that they are hearing hammering sounds and drills running. Re...
Sep 16, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Customer Is Not The Brightest Spark In The Room Read The Customer Is Not The Brightest Spark In The Room One time, a coworker came in and forgot to lock it back up during the break. This resulted in a customer walking inside the PITCH BLACK rest...
Sep 16, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Permission Impossible Read Permission Impossible Customer: "You! I need to do a return! Take me where I need to go and do it for me! I'm in a rush!" Coworker: "I'm clocked out right now, ma'am. I was actually on my way ...
Sep 16, 2026 from Stranger Than Usual Eidechsen Ich habe im botanischen Garten in Bochum heute zwei Eidechsen gesehen.
Sep 16, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Buck Stops Here Read The Buck Stops Here Boss: "I need you to move your vacation days. We have a major client meeting and—" Me: "—Not happening. I'm going hunting in Montana." Boss: "You can go a week later, it's ...
Sep 16, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Bridge Too Far Read A Bridge Too Far Guy: "Is the bridge man-made?" Me: "What bridge?" Guy: "The one we're standing on!" Read A Bridge Too Far
Sep 16, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Spectacle-ular Oversight Read A Spectacle-ular Oversight My daughter has had very high prescription glasses since she was a toddler. She’s now eleven. I let her pick out her own glasses frames this year with her much older...
