Sep 16, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Buck Stops Here Read The Buck Stops Here Boss: "I need you to move your vacation days. We have a major client meeting and—" Me: "—Not happening. I'm going hunting in Montana." Boss: "You can go a week later, it's ...
Sep 16, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Bridge Too Far Read A Bridge Too Far Guy: "Is the bridge man-made?" Me: "What bridge?" Guy: "The one we're standing on!" Read A Bridge Too Far
Sep 16, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Spectacle-ular Oversight Read A Spectacle-ular Oversight My daughter has had very high prescription glasses since she was a toddler. She’s now eleven. I let her pick out her own glasses frames this year with her much older...
Sep 16, 2026 from The Public Domain Review Veronese's Dogs “Oh, if I could only pray”, Luther once said of his dog Tölpel, “the way this dog watches the meat”. Attending to attentive canine figures in half a dozen paintings by Paolo Veronese, Thomas W. Laq...
Sep 16, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Saved… By The Bus Read Saved… By The Bus Stranger: "Why are you still wearing a mask?! It's 2026!" Me: "Not that it's any of your business, but I get sick easily, so I keep it on when I'm out." Stranger: "You gotta ...
Sep 16, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com This Confusion Is Rated Triple-A Read This Confusion Is Rated Triple-A Customer: "The double-As is old, the triple-As is new." Me: "Okay." Customer: "My thing needs double-As. How do I open the cap on these them triple-As and pour...
Sep 16, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I walked into work one day and the sign nearly made me lose my mind: —– “Did you know… Every time we refuse a customer refund, it costs our business $65 in wasted time, effort, and productivit...
Sep 16, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Reason To Smile Read A Reason To Smile Ricky: "What happened to your teeth?" Me: "Well, I was born with cleft lip and palate, so I had weak teeth all my life. When I was sixteen, a guy knocked them loose in a figh...
Sep 16, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I just started studying Japanese and of course one of the first thing to do is learn to read and write the various alphabets, starting with Hiragana and Katakana before diving into Kanji. Whil...
Sep 16, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Bass-ically Speechless Read Bass-ically Speechless This guy bought a subwoofer: subwoofer box, subwoofer amplifier, and amplifier wiring kit. He comes back a few days later and says: Customer: "I can't get any words out ...
Sep 16, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I’m a waiter, I’ve served some guys some food and a buncha drinks. I come ‘round to check up on them. Me: “Are the drinks alright? You guys having a nice night” Customer (laughing): “I’ve got ...
Sep 16, 2026 from ttntm.me - Blog Pollution Woke up. Went to gym. Lifted weights. Came back home. Showered. Had coffee. Turned on computer. Replied to some work stuff. Scrolled through some feeds. Highlights include “No way to find what I’m ...
Sep 16, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I’m a casual teacher (also known as a substitute teacher). I’m teaching at a school that I haven’t taught at before, which means I start the day by filling out a bunch of paperwork for the dif...
Sep 16, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Table Manners Read Table Manners A lady walks into our empty restaurant, looks around, and asks: Customer: "Is this a furniture store?" Read Table Manners
Sep 16, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I can play the part of a social butterfly, but it gets draining. When I’m drained, my capacity for conversation goes way down, especially for topics that I don’t personally find interesting. R...
Sep 16, 2026 from Stranger Than Usual SystemD-Security für einen Minecraft-Server Ich habe ein paar Sicherheitsoptionen für meinen Minecraft-Server aktiviert.
Sep 16, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read Here is a compilation of things a horribly toxic friend did to me over the course of the two years I knew her, before I finally realized how terrible the friendship was and distanced myself fr...
Sep 16, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com If They’re Not Reading The Sign You Expect Them To Read The Room? Read If They’re Not Reading The Sign You Expect Them To Read The Room? A customer walks in the front door, under a huge sign saying the store name. He looks around, surrounded by employees wearing ...
Sep 16, 2026 from Chronicles of Miss Miseria september 16th: missed deadline, one story [The Salt in the Well], etc. so. this story was supposed to go somewhere else. i had written it for a publisher's call, revised it, overthought it, opened the document several unnecessary times as though staring harder might c...
Sep 16, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Better Eat That Cache Of The Day Read Better Eat That Cache Of The Day Caller: "Do I need electricity for the Internet to work?" Me: "I mean, how would you look at it without electricity? Your computer needs it." Caller: "My lapto...
