May 20, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Can’t Do Split Decisions Read Can’t Do Split Decisions Me: "Alright. Here's your $100 refund." Customer: "But I paid $200." Me: "That was for two watches. You only returned one." Customer: "But I paid $200." Read Can’t Do ...
May 20, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read So, a customer’s doggie licked my sleeve at work today (customer was holding her dog in her arms), and I flinched because dogs traumatize me. (When I was a child I had bad experiences with dog...
May 20, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I work in a Supercenter bakery, and we have a lot of products. 100% of the products are premade and shipped in, we date the items and stock them. Surprisingly, customers assume we make everyth...
May 20, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com iYeet Read iYeet Caller: "So, I threw my iPhone out my car window." Me: "Uh, okay?" Caller: "Yeah, I threw it out of the window of my car while driving high speed on the highway." Read iYeet
May 20, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read Your story Un-Bob-Lievable on Jan 30 was about life in a small town. I moved my family to a small southern USA town many years ago for work. The house we lived in had several large oak trees i...
May 20, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read (I’m a cleaner and I clean a store. An old man who i don’t know the name of, also works in the store as a customer service worker. I call him OCD man in my head because he wears so many masks,...
May 20, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Boulevard Of Broken Orders Read Boulevard Of Broken Orders Caller: "It's at the hotel down the street." Me: "I need an address." Caller: "The hotel! The one on Santa Monica!" Me: "As in the boulevard?" Read Boulevard Of Brok...
May 20, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Grape Expectations, Part 2 Read Grape Expectations, Part 2 I had a customer at my wine tasting room, and I walked her and her group around and explained the whole process from vineyard to fermentation to bottling, and at the...
May 20, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Eau My God, It’s Included Read Eau My God, It’s Included A customer has tried a few sample perfumes and has settled on one she likes. Me: "Awesome! That's a great choice; I'll just get a fresh bottle out for you." Customer:...
May 20, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Standing To Pay, Not Standing Trial Read Standing To Pay, Not Standing Trial Waitress: "Stop them! Those stupid kids didn't pay!" The cop looked at her for a second and then turned around and asked me: Cop: "Are you paying?" Read Sta...
May 20, 2026 from Noahie's Blog Bad Ideas Your browser does not support the video tag. I'm really good at having bad ideas. Wait, hear me out for a second. I think I am wired to be a fast, almost zany thinker. There's less a problem with l...
May 19, 2026 from Improve Something Today 10 things I’ve learned in 10 years of writing Improve Something Today This site is about learning in public. As it turns a decade old, I scrounge around for 10 things I’ve learned while writing it. Also: my gratitude.
May 19, 2026 from Jumbled Thoughts of a Fake Geek Boy Lexxual Debauchery: Season 4 The crew of the Lexx‘s adventures on the twin worlds of Fire and Water ended with the destruction of both planets. Since those worlds were the afterlife, the souls of the deceased there, good and b...
May 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Giga-ntic Misunderstanding Read Giga-ntic Misunderstanding In the mid 1990s era of home computing, I was explaining to a couple the benefits of a particular model. Me: "And this is the first model we've ever had with a gigab...
May 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com How To Be Properly Improper Read How To Be Properly Improper We have a coworker who is very proper, dresses smart every day (even though we're a call centre and not expected to), and never swears or speaks, as he puts it, "in...
May 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Should Have Tapped Out Way Earlier Read Should Have Tapped Out Way Earlier Customer: "The card reader isn't working." Me: "You haven't scanned anything yet." I scan an item for him. Me: "Just scan and beep." Customer: *Disgusted.* "...
May 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Time To Paws The Meeting Read Time To Paws The Meeting They're about an hour into the meeting, and one of the assistants walks over to the meeting room. Me: "Disturbing the meeting? [Director] must have an urgent message."...
May 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Calculated Comeback, Part 2 Read A Calculated Comeback, Part 2 Customer: "Oh, look, another one who can't do basic math. Did you drop out of college or something?" Cashier: "Nope. I'm sixteen, so I haven't got that far yet. I...
May 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Phishin’ For Trouble, Part 2 Read Phishin’ For Trouble, Part 2 Coworker: "I had this e-mail show up, and I can't get into it. It says something about spam or something, but when I go into it, it gave me a sign-in page, and it ...
May 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Tithe To Go Home Read Tithe To Go Home Customer's Daughter: "Oh my god! Dad! It's almost ten!" Customer: "So?" Customer's Daughter: "They closed ages ago! We need to go." Read Tithe To Go Home
