Jul 18, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read My husband, his parents and I are on a trip across Europe. We stop at a restaurant, have a wonderful meal, pay and leave. My mother in law asks for the receipt from my husband because she thou...
Jul 18, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read (*The2nd of June is Italy’s Republic Day, basically the main lay holiday for Italy. For the longest time it was also the only day it was possible to visit the Quirinal Palace, where the presid...
Jul 18, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I was on a European tour that included a stop in the capital city of the small principality of Liechtenstein. I had a modest coin collection, and I knew that Liechtenstein had minted its own c...
Jul 18, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I was using the bathroom at a public library when a group of teenage girls walked in. They looked to be on a sports team of some sort (I saw them when I walked out). I was on the toilet when a...
Jul 18, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I sitting in my room reading Not Always Right, when my younger brother comes in to change his clothes as we are having guest over. As he is putting on his shirt, i notice something and start l...
Jul 18, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Bigotry In A Can Read Bigotry In A Can Customer: "No! The ad for these cans said two for a dollar!" Cashier: "At [Big Superstore], not here. We set our own prices here." Customer: "You're not getting it! Learn some...
Jul 18, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Manual Labor Read Manual Labor Caller: "Okay, but we need you to set it up for us." Me: "Have you read the setup manual?" Caller: "Of course not. That's why I'm calling you." Read Manual Labor
Jul 18, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com They Kneaded Better Timing Read They Kneaded Better Timing I stopped at a sandwich restaurant at 11:10 PM, the only place whose lobby is open. When I walk in, everything is empty: no bread, toppings, cookies, nothing. I walk...
Jul 17, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Flat Out Confused Read Flat Out Confused Customer: "Okay, but what would I do with the screwdriver when I'm done with it?" Me: "…Put it away?" Customer: "Could I just rent one from your tool rental center?" Read Fla...
Jul 17, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Four Better Or Worse Read Four Better Or Worse As I'm stocking the greeting card section, I notice something about the latest stock. Me: "Why do the Father's Day cards come in four packs?" Read Four Better Or Worse
Jul 17, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Only Dense Thing Here Is The Customer Read The Only Dense Thing Here Is The Customer Customer: "Can I get the ice not floating?" Me: *Puzzled.* "You mean… extra ice? Like fill the cup with ice?" Customer: "No, I want less ice, if possi...
Jul 17, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Working The Knife Shift Read Working The Knife Shift I work as a cook at an assisted living facility. One day, I’m the morning cook, having been there since 5:30 AM. It’s after lunch, and I’m cleaning up, getting ready to...
Jul 17, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Bittersuite Symphony Read Bittersuite Symphony Guest: "Mr. [Guest's Name], Extra Super Duper Elite member, for the Poopy Doopy Suite." Concierge: "Welcome, Mr. [Guest's Name]! Thank you so much for choosing to stay wit...
Jul 17, 2026 from The New Leaf Journal Broken Bench in Red Hook, Brooklyn At the request of (or under orders from) a friend, I documented a broken park bench in Red Hook, Brooklyn.
Jul 17, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Spread The Wrong Sheet Read Spread The Wrong Sheet The project manager, a brilliant but non-technical guy, looked at all this and decided that Excel must be the tool to use. And they needed an expert, because, well, expe...
Jul 17, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Back(gate)fired Read Back(gate)fired Me: "Can I see a gate pass?" Guy: "Dude, you must be new. Look, I know the manager just let me in." Me: "No pass, no entry." Guy: "Come on, dude, don't make me get you fired fo...
Jul 17, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Over The Moon Read Over The Moon Since it's a quiet weekday at the bar, I'm watching footage of the Artemis mission as it travels to the moon. My quiet awe is ruined by a regular at the bar. Regular: "What a was...
Jul 17, 2026 from riz#000000me Cleaning Things Up Trying to be less of a consumer or more of a conscientious consumer.
Jul 17, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Joke Didn’t Land…line Read The Joke Didn’t Land…line Bob had been with the company as a front-line phone agent for fifteen years. They had zero desire to move up or move to another position in the company. Which is fine...
Jul 17, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Dating The Couponator Read Dating The Couponator Boyfriend: "Oh, I have a coupon for a dollar off the nachos, but I left it at home. Can I still use it?" Employee: "No, sir, you need to have the coupon with you." Boyfri...
