May 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Tithe To Go Home Read Tithe To Go Home Customer's Daughter: "Oh my god! Dad! It's almost ten!" Customer: "So?" Customer's Daughter: "They closed ages ago! We need to go." Read Tithe To Go Home
May 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com This Issue Is Sizing Up Read This Issue Is Sizing Up Me: "I'm sorry, ma'am, but they're sold out in that size." Caller: "You're just some skinny little b**** who thinks I don't deserve nice clothes!" Read This Issue Is Si...
May 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Properly Fur-nished Read Properly Fur-nished Homeowner: "So, I saw my house listing." Coworker: "I put it up this morning. Hopefully, we get some interest in the coming weeks." Homeowner: "Yes, sure. Anyway, about the...
May 19, 2026 from The Public Domain Review “Plaything of the Gods”: Photographs of Pushball (early 1900s) Photographs and films of a forgotten pastime.
May 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Ve-gone!, Part 3 Read Ve-gone!, Part 3 Customer: "I'm a vegan, and this menu isn't very helpful! You should have a separate vegan menu!" Me: "All the items with the 'VG' symbol next to them are vegan. We can also d...
May 19, 2026 from Thejesh GN Embedding user code in your app using Extism Every application I love has some kind of power-user mode where I can add my own code or scripting to make it useful to me. Simple examples are Firefox with its addons or VLC with its plugins. Idea...
May 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Dad Missed The Exit Read Dad Missed The Exit My dad is driving into town, with me in the passenger seat. He kept complaining about beggars on the side of the road. Dad: "If they can stand out in the heat for hours, th...
May 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Take A Stand On Taking A Seat Read Take A Stand On Taking A Seat I, an able-bodied forty-something, am climbing into a motorized cart at the entrance to a supermarket. There are three more carts fully powered up and ready to us...
May 19, 2026 from Chronicles of Miss Miseria [dVerse] May 19th - safety through ugliness safety through uglinessthe phone cover shedsits tired skinwhile I eata sandwich late.hunger sits beside me,loyal as a dog,waiting for the commandto leave.I say stay.it stays.I say live.it looks awa...
May 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Pay Your Contract Before Contractions Read Pay Your Contract Before Contractions Me: "Uh, are you okay, ma'am?" Caller: "Oh, yeah, I'm just havin' a baby." Me: "Uh… ma'am, are you in labor right now?" Caller: "Yeah, but the contraction...
May 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read My now-husband is former Navy, recently so at the time of this story. It wasn’t exactly the great and honorable experience and brotherhood it’s hyped up to be in movies and TV commercials. We’...
May 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I (female) am getting the cable installed in my new apartment and the technician is setting up the router. He gets everything connected and pushes some buttons on the remote. Technician: “I’m ...
May 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read The site is an hour away from completion after months of long hard work. We went above and beyond, even with a 50% discount. The client had strict design rules, no creative freedom, and was un...
May 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com We Offer No Plan For That Attitude Read We Offer No Plan For That Attitude Each question seemed to make him angrier and angrier. He started insulting me, calling me names, and claiming I didn’t know what I was doing. At that point, ...
May 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I have been working as a delivery driver for Amazon for many years. When I was gainfully employed by other companies, it was my side-hustle. When the Beer Bug hit in 2020, it became my main hu...
May 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I’ve just finished ringing out a customer, who has purchased a few relatively small items. Our store uses plastic bags. Me: “Would you like a bag?” Customer: “No, thank you. Save a tree. Uh, n...
May 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Kilo Me Softly Read Kilo Me Softly Me: "Your kilogram of sausages, madam." Customer: "Why have you given me two?!" Me: "I just wrapped it in two 500-gram parts." Customer: "But then that makes two kilos, and I on...
May 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read This story was relayed to me by my mom. She always buys certain soft drink bottles that is a knock-off from a more known and expensive brand of drink. She reaching for said drink when a very g...
May 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com R U Sure? Read R U Sure? Me: "Ma'am, I can't take that item." Customer: "Why not? It's a toy d*** it!" Me: "It's a Target exclusive." The customer emphasizes the 'R' in the store's name so blatantly that I k...
May 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com This Should Be A Piece Of Cake, But… Read This Should Be A Piece Of Cake, But… Customer: "Please write 'Happy Birthday Kathy'." Me: "Okay, and how do you spell Kathy?" Customer: "It's Kathy! You don't know how to spell Kathy?" Read Th...
