Jul 17, 2026 from Thejesh GN Weekly Notes 29/2026 Overall, a good but hectic week. I spent time planning for the next few months. Planning is my comfort zone. When things are planned, I sleep better. It doesn’t mean I can’t do unplanned things; I ...
Jul 17, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com What Waxes On, Must Wax Off Read What Waxes On, Must Wax Off A customer walks up to a display of some fancy candles in a jar, ranging in price from $29.99 to $99.99. Customer: "So these candles in the jars…" Me: "Yes, sir?" C...
Jul 17, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Dad’s Cardboard Crusade Read Dad’s Cardboard Crusade Dad: "I promised the charity they could have them! I can’t go back on my word! I’ve got the perfect solution. You and I can load them into your car and drive them to th...
Jul 17, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com That’s Just Not Right… Read That’s Just Not Right… Friend: "I won't be able to drive in Australia. I have to move to America before I can drive." Me: "Why?' Read That’s Just Not Right…
Jul 17, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com “Calling” Your Bluff Read “Calling” Your Bluff Today is a holiday, so I'm the only one working. Caller: "I've called ten times this morning and been told ten different things by ten different people, and I am very anno...
Jul 17, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I work for a coffee shop with a two tailed siren as a logo. A woman came in with a little tiny chihuahua in a handbag. The dog started growling at me almost immediately, barring its teeth and ...
Jul 17, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Aura You Serious? Read Aura You Serious? Nurse: "[Patient] is asking to speak with you." Doctor: "Didn't we discharge him? I prescribed [antibiotic]. What else does he need?" Nurse: "He's asking if the antibiotics w...
Jul 17, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read This is the story of how my grade school teacher in the early aughties got fired for saving my ass. I wasn’t very old, almost 8, and I was small for my age. I was coming back inside after phys...
Jul 17, 2026 from Stranger Than Usual Internetprovidervertreterscam Episode 2 Schon wieder stand so ein angeblicher Telekomvertreter vor der Tür. Ein anderer als gestern, aber dieselbe Masche.
Jul 17, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com This Story Will Produce A Reaction Read This Story Will Produce A Reaction Fast forward to about half an hour later, my manager comes running up to me asking me for their information (last name, room number, etc). Here, their teenag...
Jul 17, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read *Guardians of the Galaxy* Vol 1 has just been released, and since my friends and I have seen the trailers, we’re pretty excited. Except for one friend. She’s not the most thrilled. Friend #1> ...
Jul 17, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read Reading https://notalwaysright.com/from-dastardly-divorce-dealings-to-a-meow-velous-mystery/372494/ reminded me of a similar client. Sadly, no happy ending for the poor animal. There was a man...
Jul 17, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read One evening, I go to the grocery store while wearing a sweatshirt with a very large Snoopy embroidered on it. Cashier: “Wow, I’ve been seeing a lot of Snoopy stuff lately.” Me: “Yeah, he’s pre...
Jul 17, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Pie Beg Your Pardon? Read Pie Beg Your Pardon? A customer comes into the late-night pizza joint: Customer: "Can I just get like a regular a** pepperoni pizza?" Me: "I'm afraid we only do pepperoni pizza. We used to do ...
Jul 17, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read My daughter and I enjoy puns. Recently, some bees made their way into the bathroom through the ceiling fan. Thankfully, my husband was able to take care things, and find and seal the hole they...
Jul 17, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com From Aisle To Z Read From Aisle To Z I work on the side as an Instacart shopper. I get a long (loooong) grocery list from a customer. In the notes section of the order: Note: "You MUST purchase these items in alph...
Jul 17, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Just Don’t Do It Read Just Don’t Do It Customer: "Where are your Jordans?" Me: "We don't sell Jordans. This is an Adidas store." Customer: "Why don't you sell Jordans? They're really popular." Read Just Don’t Do It
Jul 17, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com ETA Later Than Never Read ETA Later Than Never Caller: "But the ETA said forty-five minutes! How can you give me a time and not be able to stick to it?!" Me: "Well, it is an ETA, ma'am." Caller: "I don't care! I don't ...
Jul 17, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Ruff Puff Pastry Read Ruff Puff Pastry One day I see a woman walk in with the largest dog I have ever seen, a big boy Mastiff. Me: "Sorry, miss, you can't bring dogs in here." Customer: "This boy weighs 90kg and he...
Jul 17, 2026 from Noahie's Blog Over-Medicated The last few days have been intense, haven't they? Well, thankfully, my personal barometer is reading a bit lower today. Some days, I have a decent idea of what I want to write here and can follow ...
