Sep 16, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Where The Buffalo Roam… And Occasionally Fly Read Where The Buffalo Roam… And Occasionally Fly Customer: "What is this? It tastes like nothing like buffalo meat!" Employee: "That's because flying buffalo tastes different from regular land buf...
Sep 16, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Paying Avid Attention Read Paying Avid Attention I was hired to shoot and edit a series of educational videos. Post-production had become a bit of a nightmare: endless revisions, unclear responsibilities, and constantly...
Sep 15, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Flush With Knowledge Read Flush With Knowledge Customer: "Are you an expert on toilet paper?" Me: "Um… I can try to help you find something if you like?" Customer: "I want something that's soothing when I wipe, but str...
Sep 15, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Chicago Cheese Steak Read Chicago Cheese Steak Waiter: *To my friend.* "And how would you like that cooked, sir?" Friend: "I like my steak black and blue. Charred outside, blue inside. If the kitchen can’t do that, I’l...
Sep 15, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Sun Thing’s Not Adding Up Read Sun Thing’s Not Adding Up Customer: "What SPF is this night cream?" Me: "SPF? As in sun protection?" Customer: "Yeah." Read Sun Thing’s Not Adding Up
Sep 15, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Sick Burn, Part 2 Read Sick Burn, Part 2 Manager: "Thanks for taking the call even though you're sick." Coworker: "You're welcome." Manager: "Ya know, you don't sound very sick." Read Sick Burn, Part 2
Sep 15, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Checkout Lane Meets Memory Lane Read Checkout Lane Meets Memory Lane Woman: "Well, that's rude! Not even going to say hello?!" Me: "I'm sorry, do I know you?" The woman audibly gasps. Woman: "How can you ask such a thing? You wor...
Sep 15, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Jam Session Read Jam Session It started with the seventy billionth paper jam in the most inconvenient spots imaginable. The unreasonably sharp plastic didn’t help my colleagues or my hands either. We put it ba...
Sep 15, 2026 from The Public Domain Review It’s “A Cat-astrophe”! (1919) “A Cat-astrophe” came on the tail end of an odd 1918 boom in cat-themed music.
Sep 15, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Frozen Food Is Cold Comfort Read Frozen Food Is Cold Comfort Customer: "Is this freshly caught?" I thought he was kidding, so I kind of chuckled as I told him: Me: "No, we order it and get it frozen." Customer: "That's f*****...
Sep 15, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Unseated And Defeated Read Unseated And Defeated Me: "Hi, just so you know this table is reserved. If you go back to the hostess, she can—" Customer: "—There was no reserved sign on it!" Me: "There was, and, in fact, th...
Sep 15, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Nailing Down Customer Service Read Nailing Down Customer Service New Hire: "I didn't know customers could be so… so…" Trainer: "Stupid?" New Hire: "Are we allowed to say that?!" Trainer: "Back here? Sure. Just not to their face...
Sep 15, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Pie Baby, Cry Baby Read Pie Baby, Cry Baby Caller: "So, how many people can one of your pizzas feed?" Me: "Uh, honestly that is really subjective." Caller: "What do you mean?" Me: "I know college boys who can eat an ...
Sep 15, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com That’s A Big Candy Bar Down There Read That’s A Big Candy Bar Down There During this, [Toddler] wiggled free and ran up to her sister, reaching out as if asking for a hug or to play, and [Sister] started reaching back. Mom: "Don't ...
Sep 15, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Particle Fizz-icist Read Particle Fizz-icist A friend is trying to explain what they're studying for their PhD. PhD Friend: "So, the study and creation of antimatter has been around since—" Other Friend: "—But I still...
Sep 15, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Flyer, Flyer, Pants On Fire Read Flyer, Flyer, Pants On Fire Customer: "The only reason I came to this crappy store is that all this s*** is meant to be on sale, and now you're telling me none of it is!" Me: "We're not runnin...
Sep 15, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read (I work with special needs kids in skill building, where it’s my job to help them learn to work around their disabilities to be as functional as possible. Mostly my job focuses on providing ex...
Sep 15, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I work in a lab that handles hazardous materials. With the pandemic I am training a new student solo because we can only have two people in the facility at a time, but must have at least 2 for...
Sep 15, 2026 from Matthew Brunelle's Blog Building a Better Dog Camera Part 1 - Raspberry Pi with NixOS I'll say up top that this part was unfinished before I moved on to my second attempt. So think of this more as a collection of notes rather than complete instructions. On this page Last year I wrot...
Sep 15, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Putting The Record Straight Read Putting The Record Straight It had been a long few days, and I could sense that he was attempting to make a complaint about something that had happened, but I wasn’t sure what, exactly. Me: "C...
