Apr 01, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Twins Do Everything Together Read Twins Do Everything Together I have an identical twin sister. People often ask if we ever experienced sympathy pain or anything like that, but I've had something a bit more literal. Read Twins...
Apr 01, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Didn’t See It Coming Through All The Smoke Read Didn’t See It Coming Through All The Smoke Me: "Oi! I know you can hear me! Stop smoking! There's a sign!" Guy: *Not turning around.* "I can't see the sign, so it doesn't apply." Me: "That’s n...
Apr 01, 2026 from The Public Domain Review Elizabeth I’s Manuscript Copy of Pierre Boaistuau’s Histoires Prodigieuses (1559) Marvels, wonders, and monstrosities: something between a medieval bestiary and a scientific treatise on birth defects.
Apr 01, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Of Breadsticks And Blurred Lines Read Of Breadsticks And Blurred Lines Caller: "Hi, I'd like to order a pizza." Me: "Sir, this you've called an opticians." Caller: "But this is the number of [Pizza Place]." Read Of Breadsticks And...
Apr 01, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I’ve recently moved back near Washington, DC, just in time for my 37th birthday. Not having many friends around, I invite the only person I know nearby, a friend I’ve stayed in touch with onli...
Apr 01, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Love Hurts Read Love Hurts Nurse: "Can you assess bed three?" Me: "What do the notes say?" Nurse: "Uh… foreign body." Read Love Hurts
Apr 01, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read Many years ago I went on a two-week vacation to Spain where I visited several cities. I’m at the airport on my return back to the U.S. I get pulled aside for a random search. Fortunately, I sp...
Apr 01, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Walked Into That One Read Walked Into That One Customer: "Oh, actually, can you get me a duplicate pair? I don’t want to wear the shoes everyone else has been wearing." Me: "These ones out are the only ones we have, be...
Apr 01, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read A local cinema gives a free ticket for your birthday (there are some conditions). So when it is my dads birthday, we go see a movie, I pay for my ticket and the food as we go out for dinner fi...
Apr 01, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read One of my coworkers recently suffered the loss of a family member, and they have not come into the office today. My (very unpopular) manager is annoyed by this absence, and ranting about it in...
Apr 01, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read Browsing around Not Always Right on Halloween made me recall a somewhat strange incident that happened when I was in 7th or 8th grade one year. The elementary school this takes place in has a ...
Apr 01, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com When Their Novel Idea Isn’t Read When Their Novel Idea Isn’t Working at the bookstore, I overhear a teenage girl say to her friend: Customer #1: "That must be based on the movie. I wonder if it's as good?" Read When Their Nov...
Apr 01, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read my mom and i went to a grocery store. there was a promotion with “free samples”, which were basically almost expired bread, pies, muffins, etc. as we finish checking out, the next customer rem...
Apr 01, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com FAFOMG Read FAFOMG At one point, he decided the three or four times a year he had to do this was a "major inconvenience" and requested to have his account removed from fraud monitoring. Our fraud departme...
Apr 01, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Battery Of Questions, Part 3 Read A Battery Of Questions, Part 3 I'm ringing up my customer, and a woman interrupts the transaction, waving an item in my face. Woman: "I just bought this from here; can you tell me what batteri...
Apr 01, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Does Not Have Across The Street Smarts Read Does Not Have Across The Street Smarts I worked at a convenience store, and there was another convenience store literally across the street. Employees at both stores would say something simila...
Apr 01, 2026 from The New Leaf Journal The Proper Place For Articles and Blog Posts On publishing articles and blog posts as social media threas vs as articles and blog posts on a site designed for the format.
Apr 01, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Marching Orders Read Marching Orders Me: "Do you know why [Manager] decided to have so many of us on the opening shift?" Coworker: "No, I don't know. That's above my gay parade." Read Marching Orders
Apr 01, 2026 from Noahie's Blog Superpower I was listening to Ye's newest album Bully earlier this morning, and it was good. The standout track for me was "Mama's Favorite." Ye had a wonderful relationship with his mom, and the part at the ...
Apr 01, 2026 from Tim Hårek March 2026 I must be getting older, because it feels like I just wrote my previous recently-update. I must’ve kept busy this month, let’s dive in! From the blog since my last recently post: Hudd review 🍀 Life...
