Sep 15, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read To preface this story I need to explain a few things. One, I’m a trans woman, and one of my best friends is a trans man. Two, I have a very large chest in proportion to the rest of me. These w...
Sep 15, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read My father was a watch maker and jeweler and had his own store with my mom. They owned the building, and the store was on ground level while we lived on the floors above when the store was clos...
Sep 15, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Putting The Duh In ‘Duh Gubmint’ Read Putting The Duh In ‘Duh Gubmint’ Me: "Thank you for calling [Agency]. My name is [My Name]. How can I help you?" Caller: "How come y'all ain't given me my money?" Me: "Are you calling about a ...
Sep 15, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read (I work at a call center for a government agency. The coworker in the cubicle next to mine is an African-American young man who was hired straight out of college. One day, I overhear him takin...
Sep 15, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read We’re halfway through a 2 week family holiday in Denmark and we’re starting to pick up some words, mostly regarding food. Dad: Did you know one of the highest paying jobs in Denmark is to be a...
Sep 15, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Show Me The Money (Transfer) Read Show Me The Money (Transfer) Me: "I'm sorry, but I am not allowed to process this transaction." Customer: "But I did it here yesterday!" Me: "The system crashed in the middle of three of your ...
Sep 15, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Like The Doors, They Were Unhinged Read Like The Doors, They Were Unhinged I'm a construction super. I was doing demolition on a job in a mall, and the place was absolutely torn up. The storefront faces the inside of the mall, and t...
Sep 15, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Curry Me A River Read Curry Me A River Man: "I'll take the Chettinad goat, extra extra hot." Me: "Are you sure, sir? It is very spicy." Man: "I've worked in Malaysia for a year. Your chefs can’t make it too hot." R...
Sep 15, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Worrying Signs Read Worrying Signs Supervisor: "Hey, are you okay?" Me: "Yes, I'm fine! Everyone keeps asking me that! Do I look that bad?" Read Worrying Signs
Sep 14, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com No Whey Out Read No Whey Out Customer: "—But I'm vegan, so could you please make it with soy milk?" Me: "I'm afraid we've run out; it's been really busy. We have almond milk." Customer: "I don't like almond mi...
Sep 14, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com When You Need To Dictate To The Company Read When You Need To Dictate To The Company Annual stock-taking in our factory is a feared event. It includes everyone; no one quite understands the rules and procedures which, I have to say, vary...
Sep 14, 2026 from Refereeing and Reflection Mini-Review: An Ars Magica Grimoire For the Ages Atlas Games seem to be in the process of evergreening Ars Magica. Rather than rolling out a 6th Edition to replace the generally well-regarded 5th Edition of the game, they appear to have decided i...
Sep 14, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Crash Course In Listening Read Crash Course In Listening I was saying goodbye to my friend at 3 AM when a car crashed into a tree outside my house. A man and a woman stumbled out and ran away as the car started to catch fir...
Sep 14, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Brake The Bank Read Brake The Bank Employee: "Here you are, sir. They are $208." Me: "Oh wow! These are so much more expensive than the ones that didn't work!" Read Brake The Bank
Sep 14, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Winner Winner Of This Chicken Dinner Read The Winner Winner Of This Chicken Dinner Waitress: "What will you have?" Me: "The chicken." Waitress: "How do you want that cooked?" Read The Winner Winner Of This Chicken Dinner
Sep 14, 2026 from Stranger Than Usual Rollenspielszenen: Was möchtest du? Fragen, die man nicht von einem Arzt hören möchte.
Sep 14, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Not Sure If We’re Admired By Or Appalled By This… Read Not Sure If We’re Admired By Or Appalled By This… Me: "Did those kids outside, the ones on the bikes, ask you to buy some alcohol for them?" Dude: *Laughs.* "Oh, you saw that? Haha, yeah, they...
Sep 14, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com No Way Out… Of Doing What The Fire Department Says Read No Way Out… Of Doing What The Fire Department Says The store tried to cram as much product onto the floor as possible, to the point that you couldn't walk through the aisles and had to twist a...
Sep 14, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Talking To Customers This Way Is Magical Read Talking To Customers This Way Is Magical Crazy Lady: *Angrily.* "Hi. I'm looking for spring merchandise, but they're telling me you don't have it anymore. What's the deal?" Me: "So the deal is...
Sep 14, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Wild Moose Chase Read Wild Moose Chase Tourist: "Is there a chance we could see an elk?" Coworker: "Oh, it's pretty possible. They're active around here this time of year. Just make sure you keep a respectful dista...
