Mar 31, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Shell Shocked Read Shell Shocked I'm a waiter. One lady had gotten some chili lime glazed shrimp scampi. As I set it down, she gets this disgusted look on her face. Me: "Ma'am, is everything okay?" She looks up ...
Mar 31, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Making Change, Not Rain Read Making Change, Not Rain The cashier is going a bit slow, but it's not that busy, and I'm not in a rush, so no biggie. Cashier: "Your total is $16." The customer pulls out a twenty, but then sa...
Mar 31, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Captain Obvious Has Become Self-Aware Read Captain Obvious Has Become Self-Aware Customer: "What's the difference between the bacon cheddar and the double cheddar?" Me: "One has bacon and cheddar, and the other has no bacon but double ...
Mar 31, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com What Do Hue Mean? Read What Do Hue Mean? Customer #2: "Are these bags green?" Me: *Thinking maybe he didn't hear me.* "They're plastic." Customer #2: *Asks again.* "Are these bags green?" Me: *Getting confused now, ...
Mar 31, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Couponator 53: Binder Of Fury Read The Couponator 53: Binder Of Fury Coupon Lady: "YOU HAVE TO ACCEPT THAT! IT'S YOUR POLICY! JUST READ THE COUPON, OR CAN YOU NOT READ THE D*** THING?! MY GOD, I HAVE PLACES TO BE, AND YOU CAN'T...
Mar 31, 2026 from Chronicles of Miss Miseria NaPoWriMo 2026 [31st March: Early-Bird Prompt] - Receipt, or Something Like It NaPoWriMo 2026 [31st March: Early-Bird Prompt] Get set...It’s March 31, or as we like to call with around here, Na/GloPoWriMo Eve. A time when poetic spirits haunt the land, preparing for their mon...
Mar 31, 2026 from Chronicles of Miss Miseria The Ending of 31st March 2026. 31st March 2026, 20:20 PM I could not write. I could not write so, so much. So much that has happended and nothing that has happened. Ever since I wrote the previous update, I have been involved po...
Mar 31, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Who Blows The Final Whistle? Read Who Blows The Final Whistle? [Center Ref] told me that because I didn’t arrive thirty minutes early, he would mark that I didn’t show up, basically telling me that I wouldn’t get paid for the ...
Mar 31, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Blown Out Of Proportion Read Blown Out Of Proportion Customer: "It's super windy where I am." Me: "I don't understand why that would be an issue, ma'am." Customer: "Well, I was told that when it's windy, it blows the wifi...
Mar 31, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com It Should Be Berry Obvious Read It Should Be Berry Obvious Customer: "Three strawberry shakes and a chocolate shake." I make the shakes in front of them. They come in clear cups. I still mark the three strawberry cups with a...
Mar 31, 2026 from BEEW This Is Not Contained I opened my news app this morning. By the fourth headline my mind stopped reading and started mapping. The map it made was one of contagion, a fire spreading without any formal announcement or cong...
Mar 31, 2026 from Stranger Than Usual Alltagsmenschen In Witten stehen „Alltagsmenschen“-Plastiken: Betongiguren von alltäglichen Menschen.
Mar 31, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com This Happens Continuously And Contiguously Read This Happens Continuously And Contiguously A car of tourists driving through has pulled in, and one of them asks a question we get a lot up here in Alaska: Customer: "Do you guys take American...
Mar 31, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Wire You Complaining? Read Wire You Complaining? Working in consumer electronics, I get this all day long in regard to cables: Customer: *Looking at the cable prices.* "I could make this for fifty cents! Why on earth is...
Mar 31, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com GPS: Guessing Pizza Spots Read GPS: Guessing Pizza Spots My dad is visiting us in the Boston area. He's been walking around sightseeing on his own, and he calls from his cell, saying he's lost, and can we give him direction...
Mar 31, 2026 from Thejesh GN Koala Uma turned three today. She walks and talks a lot now. We are in Sydney for a short trip to meet her cousin and celebrate. Today we went to Koala Park Sanctuary, Sydney. She has heard The Koala Who...
Mar 31, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Fashion Statement… Loud And Clear Read A Fashion Statement… Loud And Clear I'm at a friend's place, with her six-year-old daughter sitting next to me. We were watching some show and talking about high heels. Six-Year-Old: "Why do p...
Mar 31, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com What About Naples? Read What About Naples? I work in an Italian restaurant, and we have a large map of Italy on the wall. A customer is waiting for their food and is studying the map. Read What About Naples?
Mar 31, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I had a horrid literature teacher. There are plenty of stories to tell, but this is one of those that sticks. I was being asked about Animal Farm. She asked me, where does it take place. My re...
Mar 31, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I have five kids, a teenage girl, 4year old triplets (2 girls, 1 boy) and a baby girl. One time, when they were three years old, my little ones were sitting watching tv, and my son had a argum...
