Sep 14, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Wild Moose Chase Read Wild Moose Chase Tourist: "Is there a chance we could see an elk?" Coworker: "Oh, it's pretty possible. They're active around here this time of year. Just make sure you keep a respectful dista...
Sep 14, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com I’ve Got A Bone To Pit With You Read I’ve Got A Bone To Pit With You Customer: "These olives, do they have… uh… you know… do they take out the…" Coworker: "Bones? Yes, the olives have had their bones taken out." The customer look...
Sep 14, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Perfect Storm Is A Perfect Comeback Read A Perfect Storm Is A Perfect Comeback Tourist: "We’ve been queued for ages, you people worry too much, it looks perfectly safe to me." Lightning struck, and there was a massive thunderclap. Af...
Sep 14, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Technically Speaking… Don’t Read Technically Speaking… Don’t My son is nine, and his six-year-old sister is getting sassy and sarcastic with him. Son: "If I were you, [Sister's Name], I'd shut up!" Read Technically Speaking… ...
Sep 14, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com When The Brain Is Smooth Read When The Brain Is Smooth Me: "I'm heading out to the grocery store. Want anything?" Friend: "Yeah, get me the peanut butter, but the one that doesn't have any nuts." Me: "…huh?" Read When The ...
Sep 14, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Five-Star Frame-Up Read A Five-Star Frame-Up I work at the reception desk of a hypermarket. For a while, we were allowed to keep people’s bags at reception, but recently we’re no longer allowed to. When I tell this t...
Sep 14, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read After the events of this story https://notalwaysright.com/humphreys-little-hitchhikers/390528/ my mother beat me quite severely. As soon as I recovered, I ran away from home. To Chicago. I lie...
Sep 14, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Action At A Social Distance Read Action At A Social Distance The father insisted that I come to the house. It'll be fine. When I asked if there would be an adult present, he said not to worry about it, so I begged off for a l...
Sep 14, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Pretty Unhelpful Read Pretty Unhelpful Me: "Hey, Mrs. [Patient Name] is here, twenty-five minutes late. You probably want her to reschedule, right?" Doctor: "No, I'll see her. She's a bit... eccentric..., and it's ...
Sep 14, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read This is one of MANY reasons why I no longer “engage” with customers beyond telling them their total. An older man approaches my register. Me: Good morning sir, how’s your day going so far! Cus...
Sep 14, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read Content warning: mentions of one cutting another My friend is really impulsive and has on multiple occasions called me his “voice of reason”. This is the most recent example when he calls me: ...
Sep 14, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com And Then He Was Arrested… Right? Read And Then He Was Arrested… Right? We had a regular customer, always very eccentric, around forty years old. I served him several times; he always sat in my section because he wanted to be serve...
Sep 14, 2026 from LifeDev.net What Is the Seasonal Slump? 6 Science-Backed Ways to Keep Energy Up in Fall Seasonal slump is the unofficial name for something millions of people feel every year around October, a slow leak of energy, focus, and enthusiasm that arrives roughly on schedule with the shorter...
Sep 14, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read My dad and I were in the self check out area, and the computer was constantly switching between “Please place item in the bagging area” to “Please remove unexpected item from the bagging area”...
Sep 14, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read Two friends and I were staffing a table for people with disabilities at a major science fiction convention. It was the last day of our convention, so people were returning the scooters and whe...
Sep 14, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Biting Humor Read Biting Humor When I worked at a fast-food restaurant, a recurring problem was that customers removed their tray from the counter before the order was placed on it to bring it to the self-serve...
Sep 14, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I’m hanging out with a friend who is from another country. For some reason we start talking about our favorite Disney princesses. I don’t remember who my choice was, because of this conversati...
Sep 14, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Come To Terms With The Terms Read Come To Terms With The Terms Me: "I'm looking at your quote right now, and it's showing a price of $279.99, which matches your contract price." Caller: "But it's usually less." Me: "So the pri...
Sep 14, 2026 from The Jaxson Kill NAVI first: Jacksonville deserves an honest conversation about the Skyway’s future Jacksonville is once again being asked to decide the future of the Skyway. -
Sep 14, 2026 from Roy Tang Weeknotes 2026-09-13 This entry coming in on a Monday because Sunday was busy. My Week Google Fit says I walked 70,320 steps from last Sunday to yesterday, another 70k week! The days were either very rainy or very hot....
