May 18, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com DEI-nying Reality Read DEI-nying Reality Passenger: "Thank God. I was worried they were gonna be our pilots." Passenger's Son: "Why?" Passenger: "Oh, come on. It's soooo obvious they're DEI hires." Read DEI-nying Re...
May 18, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Fast Food, Slow Recall Read Fast Food, Slow Recall Customer: "The naked chicken chalupa." Me: "Sorry, that was a seasonal product. We stopped selling that a month ago." Customer: "I'm sorry. I just recently had a concuss...
May 18, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read One of my friends has a brother with Down syndrome. From what I understand, the brother cycles between their parents, an aunt and uncle, and both of his siblings, moving to the next place in t...
May 18, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Unable To Enable Read Unable To Enable I have a disability that affects my leg mobility, and at school or on big trips, I usually use a wheelchair. My arms are strong enough that I can nearly always self-propel mys...
May 18, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Not A Happy Meal, Part 2 Read Not A Happy Meal, Part 2 My mom is spending the night in the hospital after having her gall bladder removed. Her roommate is there for the same reason. At one point, her roommate starts vomiti...
May 18, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read Our house is currently under renovation and we have a few constant workers who help out. Worker #1 is a German woman who is rather rough around the edges while Worker #2 is a Hispanic, very re...
May 18, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Donut Assume Read Donut Assume Customer: "Is that where you got your education?" Me: "Yep!" Customer: *Smirks.* "So is that why you're here, selling donuts?" Read Donut Assume
May 18, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read Back in the day, when we had a fairly fresh (barely a few years old) PC at home (this was also a time when most people wouldn’t have a private or company laptop to bring home, just a PC workst...
May 18, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read When I was in 4th grade I had a really nasty accident on the playground. My right (dominant) arm was in a sling with several fractures, my left wrist was strained and in a brace. My glasses we...
May 18, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I am an American working as an English teacher in China. Most of the locals are only vaguely aware of the system of measurements used by the United States and sometimes by England and Canada. ...
May 18, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com How To Be A Glass Act Read How To Be A Glass Act I'm a lifeguard at a pool in a resort. A woman is carrying a drink in a glass in the middle of the pool. Me: "Ma'am, you can't have that drink in the pool." Guest: "It's ...
May 18, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read One day I go to a bookshop Me: hello I’m looking for [ book] Bookseller 1 ( look at her computer) normally, there’s one left but I’m not the one who stocks the human science shelves ,I’ll look...
May 18, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com This Customer Is Everything Read This Customer Is Everything Customer: "What happens if I go over?" Me: "The pump won't let you go over." Customer: "What happens if I don't use it all?" Me: "I give you the change." Customer: ...
May 18, 2026 from Chuck Carroll's RSS Feed A Rant on Owning a Modern EV This post is not about electric vehicle hesitations like range anxiety and more complicated trip planning. No, this post is just me complaining about the digital experiences that come with owning a...
May 18, 2026 from Noahie's Blog Wild Road You don't know what you have unless you can give it away. I've felt a wave of inspiration recently, and I'm watching it go away in real time. It's such a sad and beautiful thing, these ephemeral im...
May 18, 2026 from Let’s get Person-al 🌰 great big beautiful life - a book review Note: this review contains spoilers What Worked the themes the curse of fame, the complicity of the public in that curse generational love and trauma – the ways we try to love our children, the thi...
May 17, 2026 from Jumbled Thoughts of a Fake Geek Boy When Will Frank Herbert Ruin Dune For You? Frank Herbert, eh? Maverick author, apparently a terrible dad, political oddball, and simultaneously the genius creator of the Dune series and the franchise’s own worst enemy. If you want to moved ...
May 17, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Speak Spanish So They Can Go Play Some Japanese Italian Read Speak Spanish So They Can Go Play Some Japanese Italian Caller: "Uh… hi. I need to do [service-related task]." Based on the sound of the age of the caller, and the name of the account holder, ...
May 17, 2026 from The New Leaf Journal The Emu Café and Blog Hospitality In part four of six of my blogging "wisdom" series, I revisit "Welcome to The Emu Café" six years after its original publication and use it to discuss blog hospitality.
May 17, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Needs To Work On Their Socialist Skills, Part 14 Read Needs To Work On Their Socialist Skills, Part 14 Customer: "This is ridiculous. You’re forcing me to buy something I don’t want! You're a bunch of dictators!" Me: "Sir, we're just following th...
