Jul 16, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read My father is, to put it simply, a bigoted a**hole. At the time of this story, I am literally counting down the days until I can move out of the house and never look back (and give my sister, w...
Jul 16, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Cover Story Read A Cover Story A little old lady comes waddling past me at the checkouts, empty-handed, and leans over to say something to me as she passes. She looks like she's about to whisper, but then she ...
Jul 16, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I was invited to lunch with my grandad to celebrate the removal of a cancerous lump from his nose. we to a nearby pub and while there another customer with a dog entered. while not a fan of do...
Jul 16, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read (My sister (who is rather ditzy) and I are in the living room with the TV running in the background where a music video of a REALLY famous German song by a really famous singer is currently pl...
Jul 16, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Information Vacancy Read The Information Vacancy Me: "Alright, do you have any confirmation numbers for these rooms?" Caller: "I don’t." Me: "That’s absolutely fine. Can you tell me what dates these guests stayed?" Ca...
Jul 16, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Prefers Ellipticals To Baby Steps Read Prefers Ellipticals To Baby Steps Me: "Ma'am, you can’t leave a baby in the carrier on the gym floor." Customer: *Not slowing down once.* "It’s okay. He’s right next to me." Me: "That’s not th...
Jul 16, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Drill Bit Confused Read A Drill Bit Confused Customer: "The drill I bought for my husband doesn't work! It doesn't rotate!" Me: "I'm sorry to hear that, ma'am. Did you bring it with you?" She casually tosses it on th...
Jul 16, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Resting Boss Face Read Resting Boss Face New Boss: "Why were you late today?" Me: *Crying.* "Oh, my god, I’m so sorry. I’m not a basket case, I promise, please don’t fire me." New Boss: "Look at me. Stop crying. Why...
Jul 16, 2026 from Noahie's Blog Digital Native American The term "digital native" is so funny to me. I was born in 1998, and while I know nothing of life before the internet, I definitely don't feel "native" to it in the way those stupid sociologists li...
Jul 15, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Taco ‘Bout A Stretch Read Taco ‘Bout A Stretch Customer: "Why are so many shelves empty?! There are no tacos!" I'm about to explain that it's late at night and we're about to start restocking. Me: "Because it's late, a...
Jul 15, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Cake It or Leave It Read Cake It or Leave It Coworker: "Eww, I don't like ice cream cake." Me: "Oh, that's fair. But how come you don't, though?" Coworker: "Well, a friend brought me an ice cream cake for my birthday,...
Jul 15, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Hue Kidding Me? Read Hue Kidding Me? All the students were quietly working on a test when the teacher called out to me: Teacher: "[My Name], you look very pale. Are you okay?" Read Hue Kidding Me?
Jul 15, 2026 from Stranger Than Usual Rollenspielszenen: Ein schlechtes Vorbild Calum zeigt, wie man ein schlechtes Vorbild sein kann, indem man andere davon abhalten will, ein schlechtes Vorbild zu sein.
Jul 15, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Scourge Of The Nacho Lady Read Scourge Of The Nacho Lady Me: *To the manager.* "You know she's gonna come back, right? She's gonna try that again, as you letting her walk out of here without paying means we're an easy mark....
Jul 15, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Man. The Myth. The Membership. Read The Man. The Myth. The Membership. Cashier: "Oh no, we don't take money; we just bill your account." Wife: "Oh well, don't you need our name or our card number?" Cashier: "Of course not! EVERY...
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Jul 15, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Channeling Einstein Read Channeling Einstein Caller: "I wanted to watch [Game Show], and it usually starts at five, but it's not on yet!" I check the time, and it's 5:15 PM. Me: "Have you started your journey?" Caller...
Jul 15, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Beaten By The Family Special Read Beaten By The Family Special It was the new girl’s first Friday night, and it was hectic. At this point, they had suspected the new girl of stealing, but couldn’t prove it. After the rush, the...
Jul 15, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Fat Of The Matter Read The Fat Of The Matter Me: "Can I help you, ma'am?" Customer: "Yeah, I'm just happy all your cakes aren't gay." Me: "Aren't… gay?" Customer: "Yeah! Zero trans fats! Less trans the better!" Read...
Jul 15, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Decline And Fall Read The Decline And Fall I've been helping a customer buy a TV. After we've figured out what one he wants, we get to the payment stage, and his card is declined. He's angry at me as if it's my fau...
