Sep 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com You Catch More Flies With Honey Than Vinegar, Part 11 Read You Catch More Flies With Honey Than Vinegar, Part 11 I work nights at a retail store, and as such, I often order food and drink online via [delivery app] because I don't want to go out during...
Sep 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Those Who Don’t Read History… Read Those Who Don’t Read History… Tourist: "And will Anne Frank give the tours herself in the museum?" Ticket Attendant: "I… uh… uh… no." Tourist: "Well, that's disappointing." Read Those Who Don’...
Sep 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com In Your Reams Read In Your Reams Me: "Oh, there's a small mistake in the text there. Can you fix and reprint?" New Hire: "Sure!" Instead of using a fresh sheet of paper for the updated document, he put the same ...
Sep 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Seedlings, Not Siblings Read Seedlings, Not Siblings Woman: "Google said this was a nursery?" Me: "Yes, a plant nursery." Woman: "Where do I leave the kids?" Me: "Again, a plant nursery. Not that kind of nursery." Read Se...
Sep 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com And You Can Quote Me On That Read And You Can Quote Me On That Client: "I got a quote from another company, and their quote is $1500 less. Can you explain the difference?" Read And You Can Quote Me On That
Sep 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Wants Tupperware But Cannot Contain Himself Read Wants Tupperware But Cannot Contain Himself There is a regular who hates me. Specifically, he hates that I do not have encyclopedic knowledge of our inventory. Read Wants Tupperware But Cannot...
Sep 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Shepherd’s Pie-racy Read Shepherd’s Pie-racy Me: "Hey, [Brother]? Did you eat any shepherd's pie?" Brother: "Should I not have?" Me: "Dude, those were for my work lunches." Read Shepherd’s Pie-racy
Sep 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Can’t See The House For The Tree Read Can’t See The House For The Tree Once upon a time, long ago, we moved to a house with a large garden. The first Christmas we lived there, our grandparents gave us a Christmas Tree with roots. ...
Sep 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Oil’s Well That Ends Well Read Oil’s Well That Ends Well Customer: "Oh my god! You must think I'm so dumb!" Me: "No, the dumb customers are the ones who refuse to admit they're wrong. I'll take a hundred innocent mistakes o...
Sep 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I had a very unplanned pregnancy in my early 20s – neither birth control nor condoms seemed able to thwart my destiny as a mother. I was not at all ready to be a single mother and was really w...
Sep 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read The other day we had a pretty busy lunch rush and in the post-rush lull, a couple of my fellow cashiers were getting a little silly in between customers. I start to ring up a boomer couple. Bo...
Sep 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read How to Make Friends and Influence Tips A few years ago, I was between jobs and desperately trying to make rent, and I realized being a pizza delivery driver paid waaaay better than DoorDash. I...
Sep 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read This story is from my college days, in the early 2000s. I was in a random Sociology class that fit some graduation requirement, and the subject of Communism was the focus that day. I remembere...
Sep 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I work at a Walmart. One time, a woman walked in, grabbed a pack of gum from the little shelf by the register (1 foot away from me!), and walked out. As in…stealing. I went after her, but by t...
Sep 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read Back in the 1990s, I was a network engineer for a small b2b ISP. These were the days when geeks reigned supreme, and I was very rarely asked to speak to a customer. On this occasion, however, ...
Sep 12, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Relative Lack Of Judgment Read A Relative Lack Of Judgment Customer: "If a stupid little child like you can’t help me, and let’s face it, it was unlikely wasn’t it, then I expect you to knock enough brain cells together to ...
Sep 12, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Working Out Their Entitlement Read Working Out Their Entitlement Customer: "I'm going to use your microwave and eat this." Again, not a question. It was an "I'm doing this" tone of arrogance. Me: "No, you're not. You're not all...
Sep 12, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Mapsolutely Lost Read Mapsolutely Lost One day we did orienteering. There were seven manned posts we needed to reach. When my team partner and I got to the first one, we were told that we were the last team to arri...
Sep 12, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Sky-High Expectations Read Sky-High Expectations I'm taking a group on a northern lights cruise. It's a two-night tour, and we're pretty far north, so we have good chances to see the aurora. When they finally appear, ev...
