Jul 15, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Fat Of The Matter Read The Fat Of The Matter Me: "Can I help you, ma'am?" Customer: "Yeah, I'm just happy all your cakes aren't gay." Me: "Aren't… gay?" Customer: "Yeah! Zero trans fats! Less trans the better!" Read...
Jul 15, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Decline And Fall Read The Decline And Fall I've been helping a customer buy a TV. After we've figured out what one he wants, we get to the payment stage, and his card is declined. He's angry at me as if it's my fau...
Jul 15, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Motion To Repair Read Motion To Repair Dr. Big Boss: "The motion-activated lights in the surgical room turn off because we don't move. We requested a repair, but they said everything was to specifications; find a s...
Jul 15, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Airing Their Concerns Read Airing Their Concerns A customer rolls up to the shop on a flat tire. Customer: "Could I get you to air this up?" Read Airing Their Concerns
Jul 15, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Cart Full Of Optimism Read A Cart Full Of Optimism Son: "She seems nice." Me: "Yes, she's very sweet." Son: "She's pretty, too." Me: *Seeing where this is going.* "She's married. And a lesbian." Read A Cart Full Of Opti...
Jul 15, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com One Giant Leap Backward For Mankind Read One Giant Leap Backward For Mankind Me: "First man on the moon.” Friend: "Christopher Columbus!" Me: "…" Friend: "What?" Read One Giant Leap Backward For Mankind
Jul 15, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Bite Me! Read Bite Me! Customer: "Here. Taste it and see for yourself." Me: "No, you're right. I can see from here that it's over-seasoned. As I said, I'm not going to charge you for it." Customer: "Well, I...
Jul 15, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read My dad introduced me to the Elder Scrolls franchise of video games around when Oblivion was the game of the day for everyone to be playing. By the time Skyrim came out, I pitched in my own mon...
Jul 15, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com One Way Or Another Read One Way Or Another A customer walks over to me at the counter with both a laxative and an antidiarrheal. Customer: "Which of these is to make me stop, and make me go?" Read One Way Or Another
Jul 15, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read The first thing I need to say is I that I fully understand why people in Brazil think I’m an immigrant. While I was born Brazilian, I have an accent as I learnt Portuguese as a second language...
Jul 15, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I overheard this conversation between two of my coworkers, regarding my absolute a**hole of a boss. Coworker #1: He’s blackmailing you?! Coworker #2: He’s extorting me. Coworker #1: He’s black...
Jul 15, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Timely Consideration Read A Timely Consideration When a party of three (dad, mom, teenage daughter) walked in at 6:40 PM, and the mom said their order was to go, I wilted a bit with relief. However, then the teenage da...
Jul 15, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read (We have two enclosures in the falconry centre next to each other with birds of very different sizes and personalities. One, a Ural owl, is very docile, the other, a juvenile bald eagle, is th...
Jul 15, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I was working for an inventory company when I first moved to North Carolina. We were in a pharmacy. We wear black pants and shoes plus maroon company logo polos, so nothing like the red polos ...
Jul 15, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Unlike Those Beers, We Weren’t Born Yesterday Read Unlike Those Beers, We Weren’t Born Yesterday A customer walks in, spends some time in there, and brings about eight cases of a specific brand up to the register. She then points to the "Born ...
Jul 15, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read When I was a college student, I got an engineering internship in a corporate office for a rapidly growing company. On my second day, I got an email inviting me to a company meeting in a room n...
Jul 15, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com iWish It Worked Like That Read iWish It Worked Like That Customer: "So… I lost my last iPhone." Me: "Oh, that sucks. Well, we have some older models for cheaper if price is a problem." Read iWish It Worked Like That
Jul 15, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com These Kinds Of Facts Are Hard To Swallow Read These Kinds Of Facts Are Hard To Swallow I work in a health and wellness store. A customer pulls a bag of fat burners out of her bag. Customer: "I need a refund for these." Me: "They've been o...
Jul 15, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Conspiracy Weary, Part 10 Read Conspiracy Weary, Part 10 A woman is coming through with a full cart. She's buying a lot of Greek yoghurt. Customer: "I eat mostly this now because everything else has mind control vaccines in...
Jul 15, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Retail Spawns Their Own Cryptids Read Retail Spawns Their Own Cryptids This is the story of a man who was so determined to avoid his duties at work that he actually became a mythological figure at the store locations where he had ...
