Sep 12, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Spank You, Next Read Spank You, Next I noticed the oldest of the kids was walking on the bottom, and I called out to him to get out of there as it really wasn't safe (he'd be a kid sandwich if the upper racks had ...
Sep 12, 2026 from Stranger Than Usual Wenn die AfD „Remigration“ sagt, meint sie „ethnische Säuberung“ Die AfD kann noch so oft vorgeben, dass das nicht der Fall ist, sie gewinnt Wahlen damit, dass ihre Wähler das so verstehen.
Sep 12, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Bubble Trouble Read Bubble Trouble A few days later, my store manager asks to talk to me in the back. He starts off by telling me not to change who I am after we talk, and then he giggles. Then he proceeds to tel...
Sep 12, 2026 from The Universe of Discourse George Orwell's essay on the atomic bomb anticipates Nineteen Eighty-Four Lately I've been reading Orwell's collected work from 1945–1950, which was being deaccessioned from the library. It opens with a short but fascinating essay on “You and the Atom Bomb”, published 19...
Sep 12, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Spielberg ‘PG’ Is Not Real ‘PG’ Read Spielberg ‘PG’ Is Not Real ‘PG’ I'm fascinated by dinosaurs, as all nineties kids are, so I stop to watch on my way to the kitchen despite my parents' warnings. And look, there are little kids...
Sep 12, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Fairely Obvious, You’d Think Read Fairely Obvious, You’d Think Man: "Give me your phone. I'll take a picture of you and your dog. What a handsome one at that!" He reaches for my phone. Me: "Wow! Okay... that is not needed, tha...
Sep 12, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Whale Done, New Guy Read Whale Done, New Guy I was working as a concierge at a high-end hotel in Hawaii. A new guy is working his first week and is approached by a guest: Guest: "I'm booking a whale watching tour for ...
Sep 12, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read My wife asked me to review and edit one of her stories that she had written. I did so, and then gave her detailed notes on what could be improved and adjusted based on my experience reading it...
Sep 12, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read We are 9-10 years old in this story. Me and my cousin were bored and wanted to make some money over the summer. There was a florist that let people come and sell their products in their front ...
Sep 12, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read There’s only a few major landlords in Iowa City Downtown. It’s essentially a oligopoly situation. I can’t say with any certainty that the one I rent with, Apartments Downtown, is the worst, bu...
Sep 12, 2026 from Thejesh GN Why Garmin Forerunner 965? I have been looking for a full-fledged smartwatch for a while now. I have a Pebble and a BangleJS; I use them all the time. But they are semi-smartwatches. I wanted a full-fledged watch that lasts ...
Sep 12, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read (Early voting has opened in my state, and I am setting a reminder to go vote the next day.) Me: Alexa, create a reminder at 8:30 AM tomorrow to go to [government office] and vote for [politici...
Sep 12, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I pay for the National Geographic junior for my niece. The whole family is together. Brother: You! I don’t want you buying these subversive magazines anymore. Me: …. Brother: This month, there...
Sep 12, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read My husband’s uncle just met my 8-week old son for the first time, his wife and daughter came over beforehand and have seen him a few times. When he gets home: Uncle: oh isn’t [son] lovely, he ...
Sep 12, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com West Side Story With A Twist Read West Side Story With A Twist Customer: "What the f*** happened to my view?! I have a membership, and I expect better!" Me: "Are you having issues accessing the view? Is there something wrong w...
Sep 12, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Selective Memory Read Selective Memory Me: "Sir, while these computers are made by the same company and have the same model series number, the one in this store has twice the RAM and twice the hard drive capacity. ...
Sep 12, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Big Nothing Burger Read A Big Nothing Burger I got my burger, and when I unwrapped the paper, I got bun>patty>bun. When I went back to ask where the bacon and cheese were: Cashier: "You said with nothing on it." Me: ...
Sep 12, 2026 from Tim Hårek Kaizen #5: Backups (and a lot more)! After Kaizen #4, I knew I had to act quickly to force myself to set up the actual backups, and do it properly. And this post came a lot later than originally planned, so a lot of stuff has happened...
Sep 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Time Is Money… And They Lost Both Read Time Is Money… And They Lost Both Lady: "Why is it so dark?" Me: "What do you mean?" Lady: "Why does it look like nighttime?" Me: "Because it is. It's ten at night." Read Time Is Money… And Th...
Sep 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Grounds For Complaint Read Grounds For Complaint One day I go to refill my pod and my container is empty. I was confused because I knew I had enough for another cup. Before I can really process, my coworker storms up an...
