Jul 14, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Management: This Keeps Happening BECAUSE YOU LET IT! Read Management: This Keeps Happening BECAUSE YOU LET IT! Me: "Okay, I see a 6:45 reservation—" And she immediately interrupts me: Customer: "No. You have a 'right now'. I’d like to speak to the ma...
Jul 14, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I had a friend who’d loaned me something. I brought it back one evening and he stepped out of the room to get something of mine that he’d borrowed. About that time, his five year old daughter ...
Jul 14, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read (The German word for ‘male friend’ and ‘boyfriend’ is the same. As is the word for ‘female friend’/’girlfriend’. This is important. During a slow (aka completely dead) afternoon at work, just ...
Jul 14, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read At my former workplace, I had a crap boss who liked to dump all the work he could onto my lap. Every time I would plan PTO, it would get denied. I got fed up and confronted him in person in hi...
Jul 14, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com You Can’t Count-er Such Stupidity Read You Can’t Count-er Such Stupidity When it came to pay, the lady gave me a £20 note. Their shopping came to £16, so I gave her £4 change Customer: "YOU’VE SHORT CHANGED ME BY A POUND. I WANT MY...
Jul 14, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I did my medical training in the UK, which you can do as an undergraduate degree, so at the time of this story I’m only 20. My housemate in this story is a mature student doing a teaching qual...
Jul 14, 2026 from Roy Tang MTG: Secrets of Strixhaven This is my set recap for the Secrets of Strixhaven MTG set! SOS Limited Summary / Notes I am generally not a fan of this set. And not just because I have an atrocious win rate. While the set mechan...
Jul 14, 2026 from Thejesh GN Linked List : Annotating Photos for Humans and Machines Photos taken on a mobile phone can include metadata. I like it for various reasons. My various projects depend on metadata, such as date, location, orientation, etc. But more and more, the phones a...
Jul 14, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com This Is Spin Cycling Out Of Control Read This Is Spin Cycling Out Of Control I'm installing a new washing machine into a home. The customer did not purchase a new hose. Me: "As per company policy, we can't install the washing machine...
Jul 14, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com H2-Oh-No No No No No!, Part 7 Read H2-Oh-No No No No No!, Part 7 Customer: "Do you sell one that doesn't have to be hooked up to the water supply?" Me: "If you want the ice maker to make ice, you'd need to connect it to a water...
Jul 14, 2026 from The New Leaf Journal Refilling Gingerbread Man Soap Dispenser Back in December I shared my in-season gingerbread man soap dispenser. In July, I share the story of his second full re-fill.
Jul 14, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Organic Panic Read The Organic Panic Customer: "Do you have any juices that aren't organic?" Me: "No, all our juices come from the same supplier, who are 100% organic." Customer: "Ugh. I don't wanna drink that o...
Jul 14, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Getting A Ruff Reception Read Getting A Ruff Reception I was driving with my toddler, and a small dog ran into the road in front of me, barking at my car. Luckily, it was a residential street that wasn't very busy, so I st...
Jul 14, 2026 from Noahie's Blog Outmaneuvering To be loved or feared? I'm reminded of A Bronx Tale yet again—the scene where Calogero asks Sonny whether it's better to be feared or loved. Sonny's response: That's a good question. It's nice to b...
Jul 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Flat-Out Misunderstanding Read A Flat-Out Misunderstanding Me: "Here, this is our own brand. A simple hand pump." He buys it, and he asks me to walk outside with him where his bike is. I can see the flat tire. Customer: "Wh...
Jul 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com For The Record… Read For The Record… Manager: "Do you have all of the meetings noted like that?" Secretary: "Yes." Manager: *Laughs.* "Why, do you have a bad memory or something?" Read For The Record…
Jul 13, 2026 from Bobby Hiltz 15 MILLION FOR CLIMATE COLLAPSE Strategic plan my ass, more like a 15 million euro donation.
Jul 13, 2026 from Bobby Hiltz 15 MILLION FOR CLIMATE COLLAPSE Strategic plan my ass, more like a 15 million euro donation.
Jul 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Plate And Switch Read Plate And Switch At this point, my non-lawyer mind figured there had to be a violation of my rights in here somewhere, so I called an actual lawyer to confirm. My first bit of good fortune cam...
Jul 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Terror Of The Crustaceous Period Read Terror Of The Crustaceous Period Caller: "It's at the college campus." Me: "That's fine, just need the dorm address." Caller: "It's like… the third building past the gate. Second floor, third ...
