Sep 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Wasn’t Prepared For This Wonton Kindness Read Wasn’t Prepared For This Wonton Kindness Not three minutes later, they came down, with an odd look on their faces. That's never good. She good-naturedly said: Guest: "We have a little problem....
Sep 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read This happens a few years ago during the baby formula shortage. I’m working the fitting room in a big box store. Part of my job includes answering incoming calls. I receive a call. Caller: I li...
Sep 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read Our store has a deal with our local food bank. We’ve never sold food in the past and never will. When we recieve food donations, we keep it to give to the food bank. Likewise, when they reciev...
Sep 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I was at the local big supermarket today with my mom. Did I want to go, ehhh. But that’s not relevant what is, is that because it’s a Thursday and the whole country just got off a big two day ...
Sep 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com This Dollar Tree Contains No Forbidden Fruit Read This Dollar Tree Contains No Forbidden Fruit Customer: *Lays her things for me to check out.* "So, I have to know if yins* have this thing." Me: *Already starting to scan her things.* Sure thi...
Sep 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read (for context: I work in a call center that deals roadside assistance under various car warranties and leasing companies. A client called asking about a rental car to replace the one he left in...
Sep 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Not Losing My Temper… Or My Job Read Not Losing My Temper… Or My Job Me: "I am looking for a letter of authorization, did you—" Caller: "—I already sent that ages ago!" Me: "When did you send it, because I can't find—" Caller: "—...
Sep 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Heard Of The Law? Kinda A Big Deal Read Heard Of The Law? Kinda A Big Deal Customer: "Then get me a manager who can do me a deal." Me: "No, the manager isn't here right now, and even if they were, they still can't do you a deal." Cu...
Sep 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com When Mankind Hits Guac Bottom Read When Mankind Hits Guac Bottom Customer: "I know your avocados are on sale, but I wasn't expecting them to be this cheap!" Me: "I know! It's a great deal, right?" Customer: "No! I shop here bec...
Sep 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com All Your Knowledge Base Are Belong To Us Read All Your Knowledge Base Are Belong To Us Me: "Yeah, that's what Google told me as well. Didn't work." Call Center Employee: "I… will need to consult our knowledge base again." Five minutes on ...
Sep 10, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Dog Food For Thought Read Dog Food For Thought Customer: "Do you have any Blue Buffalo brand dog food that has no "pro van" in it? I don't want to change up my dog's diet because it hurts his stomach." I had absolutely...
Sep 10, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Flip The Script Read Flip The Script Now I had a lot of training on computers, and my specialty was user interfaces and beta-testing software, so when I saw this system my first thought was "OMG, what a clumsy use...
Sep 10, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Shocked When They Find Out What’s In Store… Read Shocked When They Find Out What’s In Store… Customer: "But I need [item]?! Why can't you order it for me?!" Manager: "Ma'am, as I have explained three times now, we are not going to be open an...
Sep 10, 2026 from Stranger Than Usual Rant: Java und Spring Java ist keine schöne Programmiersprache, aber das Spring-Framework macht es um Größenordnungen schlimmer.
Sep 10, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com When “Break A Leg” Becomes A Threat Read When “Break A Leg” Becomes A Threat Performer: "What if there's an emergency while you're on break?" Stage Manager: "Call 911." Performer: "What if it's not that kind of emergency? Stage Manag...
Sep 10, 2026 from Chronicles of Miss Miseria september 8th-10th. somewhere in a managerial chat window, i escaped 08th September. 9:10 am.i woke up earlier than usual today morning. why? did i fall asleep early last night without committing the usual, ritualistic, daydreaming with the phone in my hands trying ...
Sep 10, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Power Move In The Power Tools Read Power Move In The Power Tools Customer: "Don't you worry, miss, I'll ask one of the experts when I see one." Me: "I'm actually trained to work in the power tools department, so I can answer al...
Sep 10, 2026 from Improve Something Today Complaints with recommendations—a simple facilitation method A fun way to get people talking about what’s not working in a project & their ideas for what to do about it.
Sep 10, 2026 from Matthew Brunelle's Blog Boston Athletic Association 10k Post Race Report Though I've done longer races before, this was my first time targeting my training for a 10k distance.
Sep 10, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Overtime Will Tell Read Overtime Will Tell So recently, he told us that the reason he thinks we aren't seeing enough results is that we are manipulating our hours and not actually putting in the work we should. Until...
