Mar 30, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com SELECT * FROM Disaster Read SELECT * FROM Disaster Out of nowhere, suddenly our servers started screaming at a pitch I don't ever want to hear again in my life. CPU usage spiked to 100%, and queries slowed down to zero. ...
Mar 30, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Overdressed And Underfunded Read Overdressed And Underfunded Me: "Your total is $22.30." Customer: "All I have is a $20." Me: "Did you want to take something off?" Customer: "Like… my clothes?" Read Overdressed And Underfunded
Mar 30, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Points Of Contention Read Points Of Contention Me: "I'm afraid that's not an active campaign anymore." Customer: "Well, you should let me use them today! Show some customer loyalty! I've been a frequent customer here f...
Mar 30, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Better Late Than Felon Read Better Late Than Felon Facility Nurse: "But I had car trouble!" Me: "I understand, but I can’t let you in for this session." Facility Nurse: "It’s not my fault. Me: "I believe you; I’m not doi...
Mar 30, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Gratuity ≠ Guarantee Read Gratuity ≠ Guarantee Customer: *Places the spare coins into the tip box." Me: "Thank you, sir!" Customer: "You can show your appreciation by giving me your number." Read Gratuity ≠ Guarantee
Mar 30, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Laptop Flop, Part 46 Read Laptop Flop, Part 46 Me: "Remember to bring the power cord." Mom: "What's that?" Me: "The thing you plug into the computer on one end and the outlet on the other." Mom: "I don't need a charger...
Mar 30, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Stay In Your Lane, Literally Read Stay In Your Lane, Literally Me: "I can see you're upset about this, but I'm very sorry, we are allowed to swim here." She rants a bit more, and I very calmly gentle parent her, until she even...
Mar 30, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Different Kind Of Trolley Problem Read A Different Kind Of Trolley Problem Little Girl: "Can you take the baby back?" Cashier: *Holding back a laugh.* "Do you still have the receipt?" The little girl shook her head sadly. Read A Di...
Mar 30, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read At the time my son is about a year old and at the age where he’s crawling and getting into everything. We’ve babyproofed the best we can and moved anything valuable out of reach. I’m shopping ...
Mar 30, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com That Counts As The Toxicology Report Read That Counts As The Toxicology Report I'm walking into a ward to help treat an unruly ER patient who has sustained an injury. One of the paramedics is giving me the rundown. Paramedic: "He's be...
Mar 30, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read My mother and I are talking with my sister and my three year old niece. We are asking g her questions about her name and other names Mom: what’s your name? Niece: (first name) (middle name) Mo...
Mar 30, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Adult Supervision Is No Kidding Read Adult Supervision Is No Kidding Me: "Ma'am, you need to pay attention to your kids." Woman: *Snaps back.* "His sister was watching him!" I try to go back to the store, and she comes in and con...
Mar 30, 2026 from The Jaxson The rise and fall of Talleyrand's C.I. Capps Foundry Long before advanced manufacturing defined Jacksonville’s economy, one company helped lay its foundation, one casting at a time. The C.I. Capps Company grew from a small foundry into a cornerstone ...
Mar 30, 2026 from R74n Newsletter What's new around R74n? ProtoCog, Census, and More! Train your own pseudo-baby to speak; Make your voice heard; Try our minigames.
Mar 30, 2026 from Noahie's Blog Jazz School No-No Divine Liturgy was pretty good yesterday, thanks for asking. Even though it's only been about 48 hours since my last entry, it feels like it's been much longer. It really has gotten to a point wher...
Mar 30, 2026 from JoeHx Blog A Poké Ball for My Son's Birthday This was the easiest cake request so far. So much easier than a Mario cake, a Rapunzel cake, an Ariel cake, a penguin cake, or an elephant.
Mar 30, 2026 from Let’s get Person-al 🌰 what is your unicorn hair But if Mandy was a fairy, why was Mother dead? “You’re not a fairy.” “Why not?” “If you were, you would have saved her.” “Oh, sweetie, I would have if I could. If she’d left the [unicorn] hair in m...
Mar 29, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Will Not Read The Menu Or The Room Read Will Not Read The Menu Or The Room Customer: "What's on the menu?!" Me: *Pointing to the menu in front of him.* "It's all there." Customer: "I shouldn't have to read the menu!" Read Will Not R...
Mar 29, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Supply, Demand, Deny Read Supply, Demand, Deny Supervisor: "If the shelf is empty, then we're out." Me: "Could you order more to keep in stock, as I buy fairly often. Weekly, actually. You're often out." Supervisor: "W...
Mar 29, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Menu-mental Breakdown Read A Menu-mental Breakdown Manager: "No, sir, for the eleventh time, we will not make that. It was your choice to slide away the menu I gave you so that you could try to order whatever the most r...
