Mar 29, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Will Not Read The Menu Or The Room Read Will Not Read The Menu Or The Room Customer: "What's on the menu?!" Me: *Pointing to the menu in front of him.* "It's all there." Customer: "I shouldn't have to read the menu!" Read Will Not R...
Mar 29, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Supply, Demand, Deny Read Supply, Demand, Deny Supervisor: "If the shelf is empty, then we're out." Me: "Could you order more to keep in stock, as I buy fairly often. Weekly, actually. You're often out." Supervisor: "W...
Mar 29, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Menu-mental Breakdown Read A Menu-mental Breakdown Manager: "No, sir, for the eleventh time, we will not make that. It was your choice to slide away the menu I gave you so that you could try to order whatever the most r...
Mar 29, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Burn Notice Read Burn Notice Manager: "We all recognize the order. She calls every week. You're about to get to the payment part, and she's going to freak out." Me: "Uh… freak out?" Manager: "She'll have no ca...
Mar 29, 2026 from BEEW Plinko Download PDF There is a man named Plinko who used to work as a clown on kids' night at a Ground Round restaurant in Jackson, Michigan. He was in his late forties or early fifties. His mother died o...
Mar 29, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Infant-ile Entitlement Read Infant-ile Entitlement I was with a friend dropping off her kids at daycare. I was carrying her youngest, who kept calling me "Miss J," as that's what she has been taught to call me. I handed ...
Mar 29, 2026 from Stranger Than Usual Lichtschachtbäume In Witten wachsen in einem Kellerfensterlichtschacht zwei kleine Bäume.
Mar 29, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Must Be Comforting To Know It Wasn’t You Read Must Be Comforting To Know It Wasn’t You In an effort to avoid finger strain, my mom dictates texts instead of typing. Usually, my dad and I can tell when the text has gotten garbled. Usually....
Mar 29, 2026 from Roy Tang Weeknotes 2026-03-29 Palm Sunday Today is Palm Sunday. The month is ending! The World Iran conflict is still ongoing. Trump claims they offered to make him Supreme Leader WTH. The world still has no idea where this is all going, a...
Mar 29, 2026 from Chuniversiteit Agile teams don’t use a lot of data in their retrospectives A survey of 19 development teams suggests that objective data such as project metrics are not used systematically in retrospectives.
Mar 29, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Horned Melon Has Entered The Chat Read Horned Melon Has Entered The Chat Friend: "When you think about it, banana is a really stupid name." Me: "Huh?" Friend: "Ba-na-na. It sounds like a baby trying to learn to speak." Read Horned ...
Mar 29, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com We Have A Little Sip-uation Read We Have A Little Sip-uation A customer comes into our 24-hour diner late at night. He was clearly slurring his speech and reeked of alcohol. I've had drunk patrons before and not been too both...
Mar 29, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read (My daughter’s class just had a test. Of course everyone is commenting.) Classmate: “Man, this test was so hard!” Daugther: “I know! Especially quiz number eight!” Classmate: “Which one was qu...
Mar 29, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Has Aptitude For Latitude Read Has Aptitude For Latitude I'm teaching my class a basic geography lesson, and explaining why days and nights can vary in length throughout the year (and up here in Sweden, trust me, they vary ...
Mar 29, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read At my apartment complex we had a communal laundry on each floor to serve everyone on the floor. It was not coin operated, but we did scan a resident card to get in or out. There was a sign on ...
Mar 29, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read (I’m female and chatting with a male coworker. His family moved to Europe when he was a baby, so he attended school here. Which is why I was very surprised when he told me with a straight face...
Mar 29, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read There was a guy in my class who was known to be disruptive. The type of guy where maturity goes out the window. He was very talkative. One day the entire class was excited because we had a few...
Mar 29, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I work for one of the large Supermarket chains in the UK as part of the Click and Collect team. This morning, I arrived as normal and went to get the first tray of Frozen goods out for the cus...
Mar 29, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read This is the story of how I lost an eye. When I was little I participated in synchronized skating. As I grew older, I continued to do so, eventually landing a partial scholarship to my college ...
Mar 29, 2026 from The New Leaf Journal Looking at Moji, an Emoji-only Chat App A look at Max Glenister's emoji-only Moji chat app, which he created in a weekend for his young daughter to enjoy.
