Jul 12, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read Twenty years ago, I worked at a smallish health food store with a unique name (Diet, Herbs, and Healthy Nutrition-not the real name). Although we weren’t that big, we were very popular due to ...
Jul 12, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I had the check the location tag when I read this story (https://notalwaysright.com/thanks-to-adhd-and-the-ada-youve-been-had-part-3/375212/) because I wondered if my cousin had the same non-a...
Jul 12, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read (I’m the long-suffering narrator of the story “Quick! Call The Brain Cell Supplier!”. The company is in panic mode: we received a complaint from a customer because some workers did not have th...
Jul 12, 2026 from Roy Tang Weeknotes 2026-07-12 The World Iran: Trump says the ceasefire is done (though negotiations are still proceeding) and Iran says the Strait of Hormuz is officially closed, so things are not looking bright. The gaming ind...
Jul 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Soon To Become A Liquid Asset Read Soon To Become A Liquid Asset I used to work in a novelty ice bar. What is that? It's a bar in the basement of a building where the temperature is kept below freezing, all the customers are gi...
Jul 11, 2026 from splitbrain.org - blog Home Assistant Transplant Home Assistant Transplant I have been running Home Assistant on a Raspberry Pi 4 for about five years now. A short while ago, homeassistant was suddenly no longer responding. Neither web ui nor a S...
Jul 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Gotta Catechize ‘Em All Read Gotta Catechize ‘Em All Grandma: "What game is that?" Boy: "Pokémon." Grandma: "Is it holy?" Boy: "Yes, the Pokémon are fallen angels, and it's your job to find them, put them in a holy shell,...
Jul 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com That’s Not A Bread Winner Read That’s Not A Bread Winner Wife: "There’s no bacon in my BLT." The manager took the sandwich and confirmed it was indeed lacking in bacon. He looked at the cashier. Manager: "Did you forget the...
Jul 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Experiencing A Tropical Depression Read Experiencing A Tropical Depression Me: "Can I see some IDs, first?" Customer: "Uh! This is the US Virgin Islands. Drinking age is eighteen, buddy." Me: "Thank you for informing me of where I l...
Jul 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Living In A Q Continuum Read Living In A Q Continuum I'm buying some quince. This is loose-packed and weighed, so I put it on the scale and start typing it into the search bar. As soon as I type in Q, I get quince… and q-...
Jul 11, 2026 from LifeDev.net Digital Minimalism 2.0: It is Time For Cutting Your Tool Stack Down to Five Apps Digital minimalism used to mean deleting Instagram and turning your phone grayscale, but in 2026 the problem has quietly changed shape. The apps stealing your attention are no longer just social fe...
Jul 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Veganing To Understand Read Veganing To Understand Customer: "So what is vegan flavor? Where do you keep those? Or is it a seasoning in your spice aisle?" Me: "It’s not a flavor. Again, vegan means it contains no animal ...
Jul 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Technically, Dad Should Shut Up Read Technically, Dad Should Shut Up My daughter has a fear of bugs. One evening, we return from walking the dog, and I notice a medium-sized spider crawling on her head. Me: "Hold still. You have,...
Jul 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Real Accident Was Avoided Read The Real Accident Was Avoided All of a sudden, this SUV starts speeding down the alley. My dad narrowly avoided getting hit, but as the SUV passed, it took out the driver's side mirror of my d...
Jul 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Point Not Taken Read Point Not Taken Gas is $3.9499 at the time of this story. A customer pumps $3.94's worth of gas and comes over to me, rather irate. Customer: "Your prices are wrong; I'm going to call the BBB ...
Jul 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read Okay, so I’m bilingual and speak English and Chinese. My parents can speak Chinese also since the mother is a Chinese herself. So one day when I was a real little kid my dad was asking my mom ...
Jul 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Ultimate Hypothetically Speaking Read The Ultimate Hypothetically Speaking Student: "I swear I was gonna study chapters nine and ten but didn’t. If I had studied them, I would have gotten them right. So, can you give me some credi...
Jul 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read This has to be one of the WORST jobs I’ve ever had. The scene: a group of 3 small hotel sin Las Vegas. The date: New Year’s Eve. The situation: Management decided it was okay to overbook the h...
Jul 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read Once a year my store offers a 20% off bucket sale. This means if you buy the 5 gallon bucket for $5.00 which is a $5.00 dollar donation to the local Children’s Mirical Network hospital, you ge...
Jul 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read In memory of my wonderful beagle Rosie, who died one year ago at the ripe old age of 15, I want to share this story. It was also one of the worst experiences of my life. I have to preface this...
