Mar 29, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read There was a guy in my class who was known to be disruptive. The type of guy where maturity goes out the window. He was very talkative. One day the entire class was excited because we had a few...
Mar 29, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I work for one of the large Supermarket chains in the UK as part of the Click and Collect team. This morning, I arrived as normal and went to get the first tray of Frozen goods out for the cus...
Mar 29, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read This is the story of how I lost an eye. When I was little I participated in synchronized skating. As I grew older, I continued to do so, eventually landing a partial scholarship to my college ...
Mar 29, 2026 from The New Leaf Journal Looking at Moji, an Emoji-only Chat App A look at Max Glenister's emoji-only Moji chat app, which he created in a weekend for his young daughter to enjoy.
Mar 28, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com ATM-pting To Avoid Taxes Read ATM-pting To Avoid Taxes Me: "Hi, sir, sorry, but our debit machine isn't working right now. Any transactions have to be paid in cash." Customer: "Oh, so then there's no tax." Read ATM-pting T...
Mar 28, 2026 from Stranger Than Usual spring(); break; 2026 im Labor Ich war nach etwa 15 Jahren mal wieder im Labor. Endlich. Heute war Tag des offenen Hackspaces.
Mar 28, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Shadow Of A Doubt Read Shadow Of A Doubt Husband: *Angry.* "Where the h*** are you sourcing the stone?! I thought you said it was all made from the same stuff?!" Me: "It is, sir." Husband: "Then why is that stuff so...
Mar 28, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Putting The Trainwreck Into Training Read Putting The Trainwreck Into Training Boss: "How's the situation with [Site]?" Me: "Same as last time. When the workers have training certificates, I'll repeat the request." Boss: "But we need ...
Mar 28, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Baggage In The Bagging Area Read Baggage In The Bagging Area A customer is getting the usual slew of self-checkout error messages: Self-Checkout: "Unexpected item in the bagging area." Customer: "Ugh! Why is it unexpected, yo...
Mar 28, 2026 from BEEW Little Boys Making Explosion Noises Download PDF In 1953, Samuel Beckett wrote a play where two men wait for someone who does not come. They insist he will, they reorganize their entire day around his imminent arrival, and then, when...
Mar 28, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A No-Can-Dy Attitude Read A No-Can-Dy Attitude Customer: "I'm looking for sugar-free candy without any food dyes, organic, and sweetened with natural sweeteners, like honey. Nothing artificial." Coworker: "I'm terribly...
Mar 28, 2026 from Adventures in Open Source Software 2026 All Thiings AI Directly after attending this year’s Monki Gras conference, I was home for exactly one evening before driving to Durham, NC, for All Things AI. All Things AI is the sister conference to All Things ...
Mar 28, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Taken To-Go Far Read Taken To-Go Far I had to step away to call someone. I was gone less than five minutes and came back to find my food was gone. The host just came up front; she had gone to the kitchen after I s...
Mar 28, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Potty Mouth Read Potty Mouth My cousin is two years old and being potty-trained. She talked early and was quite intelligent. The first time she pees in the toilet of her own volition, her mom gets all excited....
Mar 28, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com We’ve All Worked There At Some Point Read We’ve All Worked There At Some Point Brother: "I don't work here." Customer: "Stop lying! Yes, you do!" Brother: "No, I don't! P*** off!" Read We’ve All Worked There At Some Point
Mar 28, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Should Have Seen That Twist Coming Read Should Have Seen That Twist Coming Me: "Can I interest anyone in a dessert?" Customer: "Ooh! Do you have those… uh… what's the word?" She looks frustrated as she can't think of the name. Her f...
Mar 28, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read Like all of us, I get scam calls. Most of mine get filtered, but one day while at the office, I get a call from a scam HVAC company. (I rent a one-bedroom apartment, so it’s not like this call...
Mar 28, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I have submitted several stories about my pain in the rear mother in law including this one ( https://notalwaysright.com/the-daycare-is-a-lie/259352/ ). At the time this took place my kids are...
Mar 28, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I’m doing tours through an old part of the city. It’s a walking tour of supposedly haunted buildings for Halloween, where we describe strange happenings in the various old and historic buildin...
Mar 28, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I worked in a call center back in the precambrian age of ADSL. An man in his mid-90s called over a cell phone, which was unusual given his age and the time period – most elderly people used la...
