Sep 09, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I’m chilling in the break room at my workplace when I overhear this conversation. Coworker 1: So, I found the source of that smoky smell. Turns out my son’s picked up a cigarette habit. Cowork...
Sep 09, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I used to work at a (now defunct) electronics store in the UK (which shares its name with a holiday camp in a popular British sitcom). It is a moderately busy weekday and I, the manager and th...
Sep 09, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com No Room For Argument Read No Room For Argument Guest: "You don’t have any rooms?" Me: "Yes, as I said, we’re fully booked." Guest: "Why?!" Me: "It's summer. People are travelling." Read No Room For Argument
Sep 09, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I am ordering at a restaurant. While it isn’t an allergy, I avoid eating wheat where possible because I find it exacerbates a health condition. This means I sometimes have to ask for adjustmen...
Sep 09, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I call a patient to schedule an appointment. His wife picks up. Per HIPAA, I need a specific form to be filled out by the patient to talk to anyone else regarding his healthcare, including his...
Sep 09, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Highway To Yell Read Highway To Yell This is pre-GPS. A guy comes into the gas station and asks me: Guy: "I'm looking for the I95 South." I told him how to get to it, and he raised an eyebrow. Me: "Where have you ...
Sep 09, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read This story takes place around September 13, 2025, for context. Customer: *grabs a milk carton and checks the ‘best before’ date* Wow! September 26! Is that really what it says? September 26? *...
Sep 09, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com H2-Slow, Part 35 Read H2-Slow, Part 35 I worked at a convenience store while in college. This married couple comes in, and they go get drinks. The wife holds up a bottle of water. Wife: "Is this water fat-free?" Re...
Sep 09, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Driving Customers Away Read Driving Customers Away Manager: "[My Name], get out there and stop that lady from walking across the parking lot. She can't see that we aren't open." I went to do that and informed her we were...
Sep 09, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Card Against Humanity Read A Card Against Humanity Me: "Okay, go ahead and insert your card." Customer: *Stares and does nothing.* Me: "Go ahead and insert your card." Customer: "Oh, I’m supposed to do something?" Read ...
Sep 09, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com As A Rule Of Thumb, Don’t Do That Read As A Rule Of Thumb, Don’t Do That Me: "Everything good, [Friend]?" Friend: "That guy slicing the bread…" Me: "Yeah?" Friend: "He's got nine and a half fingers." Read As A Rule Of Thumb, Don’t ...
Sep 09, 2026 from Tim Hårek Goodbye SourceHut Back in August, SourceHut wrote about their terms of service regarding LLMs. I was behind on my RSS-reading, so I didn’t learn until last week that this was the new stance. The new terms of service...
Sep 08, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Slick Way To Lose Your Warranty, Part 2 Read A Slick Way To Lose Your Warranty, Part 2 Customer: "Where's the vegetable oil?" Me: "I'm heading to that aisle now, so I'll show you." I bring him to the oil aisle and show him all the vegeta...
Sep 08, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Closed For Renovations, Open For Betrayal Read Closed For Renovations, Open For Betrayal Well, with the phasing in of restaurants with patios being allowed to be open, all of us servers were texting our big ol' group chat to ask when we we...
Sep 08, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Urn Intended Consequences Read Urn Intended Consequences Guest: "Urn! I need the kind you can put water in!" Me: "Uh, like… a pot?" Guest: "No, silly! An urn! And I need it now because we have a funeral to go to in the next...
Sep 08, 2026 from Jumbled Thoughts of a Fake Geek Boy Big Finish, Bigger Scarf – The Fourth Doctor Audios, Part 2 Once upon a time in the 1970s, Tom Baker had picked up the Doctor Who baton from Jon Pertwee and made it well and truly his own – an impressive feat given Pertwee’s longevity and popularity in the ...
Sep 08, 2026 from Stranger Than Usual Brother: Pluszeichen in der Email-Adresse Der Druckerhersteller Brother erlaubt in seinem Onlineshop keine Pluszeichen in Email-Adressen.
Sep 08, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Lure Couture Read Lure Couture Saleswoman: "Oh, no. That top isn't for sale." Friend: "It isn't?" Saleswoman: "No, we just put it there to lure customers into the shop." Me: "Seriously?" Read Lure Couture
Sep 08, 2026 from The New Leaf Journal Charles Barkley on Scottie Pippen’s Aborted 2007 NBA Comeback I remembered Charles Barkley having a humorous reaction on a 2007 episode of Inside the NBA when confronted with news that Scottie Pippen was planning a comeback. I decided to find more information...
Sep 08, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Don’t Void Your Warranty Read Don’t Void Your Warranty Caller: "I'm out of town, and I was having trouble with my air conditioner before I left—" Me: *Seeing where this is going.* "—Well, 'AC loss' just means—" Caller: "DO...
