Mar 28, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Should Have Seen That Twist Coming Read Should Have Seen That Twist Coming Me: "Can I interest anyone in a dessert?" Customer: "Ooh! Do you have those… uh… what's the word?" She looks frustrated as she can't think of the name. Her f...
Mar 28, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read Like all of us, I get scam calls. Most of mine get filtered, but one day while at the office, I get a call from a scam HVAC company. (I rent a one-bedroom apartment, so it’s not like this call...
Mar 28, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I have submitted several stories about my pain in the rear mother in law including this one ( https://notalwaysright.com/the-daycare-is-a-lie/259352/ ). At the time this took place my kids are...
Mar 28, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I’m doing tours through an old part of the city. It’s a walking tour of supposedly haunted buildings for Halloween, where we describe strange happenings in the various old and historic buildin...
Mar 28, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I worked in a call center back in the precambrian age of ADSL. An man in his mid-90s called over a cell phone, which was unusual given his age and the time period – most elderly people used la...
Mar 28, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I’m at a store where all the employees where distinctive red vests with white targets on the back and front. I’m standing in line to check out at the self-check and it’s incredibly busy. All o...
Mar 28, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read Many years ago I worked as an office temp during summer breaks. At the time of this story, I’m spending a few days in an insurance office. Coworker: “I need to know what 12×50 is and I can’t f...
Mar 28, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com To Topping It All Off Read To Topping It All Off Me: "Okay, sir, that will be $5." Customer: "No! It's $3!" Me: "Each extra topping is fifty cents, and you had four." Customer: "You said two scoops plus toppings!" Me: "...
Mar 28, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Their Travel Section Must Be Enormous Read Their Travel Section Must Be Enormous A woman walks up to the bookstore's info desk and asks: Customer: "Where are your BBQs?" Read Their Travel Section Must Be Enormous
Mar 28, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Side Of TMI Read A Side Of TMI Manager: "How can I help you tonight, ma'am?" Me: "I swear I don't usually do this, but I think you need to have a conversation with the waiter who served us tonight." Manager: "...
Mar 28, 2026 from Noahie's Blog Worse It could always be worse. I had a great day at the gym yesterday. My workouts have been getting easier on me. I'm not too sore at all today, and I've been lifting heavier with every workout. When I...
Mar 27, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Gluten For Punishment Read Gluten For Punishment Customer: "I'm gluten-free." Me: "Well, we have some bottles of gluten-free beer available." Customer: "But none on happy hour?" Read Gluten For Punishment
Mar 27, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Managing The Exit Strategy Read Managing The Exit Strategy I've sent an angry customer to speak to the manager. The conversation seems surprisingly brief, considering how worked up the customer was. As I see the customer lea...
Mar 27, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com When Their Confidence Is More Sufficient Than Their Funds Read When Their Confidence Is More Sufficient Than Their Funds A customer's debit card gets declined. Customer: "Can I write a check?" Me: "...No." Read When Their Confidence Is More Sufficient Tha...
Mar 27, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com H2-Slow, Part 34 Read H2-Slow, Part 34 This particular day, the sergeant told a private to refill the trash can with water. Private: "...Fill it with water, sergeant?" Sergeant: "Yeah, get to it. Get that s*** full...
Mar 27, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com This Is A Big Dill Read This Is A Big Dill Me: "Sir, you told me you're allergic to pickles, yes?" Customer: "Yes." Me: "That dish comes with relish." Customer: "…Yes?" Read This Is A Big Dill
Mar 27, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com X Does Not Mark The Spot Read X Does Not Mark The Spot Finally, I went to park close to the venue and paid for parking until the time it was free. In total, I probably paid $40-50 for parking throughout the day. I enjoyed ...
Mar 27, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Connected Via Boo-tooth Read Connected Via Boo-tooth Customer: "I need to return this PS5 controller." Me: "What's the reason for the return?" Customer: "It's haunted." Read Connected Via Boo-tooth
Mar 27, 2026 from Thejesh GN Weekly Notes 13/2026 We had a long weekend due to Yugadhi and Eid. I didn’t do much. Mostly spent time at home, sleeping. I feel rested after a long time.
Mar 27, 2026 from Jasco's Website American English Spelling Mistakes A very serious critique of American spellings of English words.
