Mar 27, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Connected Via Boo-tooth Read Connected Via Boo-tooth Customer: "I need to return this PS5 controller." Me: "What's the reason for the return?" Customer: "It's haunted." Read Connected Via Boo-tooth
Mar 27, 2026 from Thejesh GN Weekly Notes 13/2026 We had a long weekend due to Yugadhi and Eid. I didn’t do much. Mostly spent time at home, sleeping. I feel rested after a long time.
Mar 27, 2026 from Jasco's Website American English Spelling Mistakes A very serious critique of American spellings of English words.
Mar 27, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I was working as a customer care agent for a local well known retailer in SW Ohio. I had a customer call in about issues he had with his items. The entire time we were on this call he would ta...
Mar 27, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read [All through our dating & engagement, I’ve had a full beard and a long hair that I usually kept in a 6 inch ponytail. After we got married, my wife wondered what I looked like “cleaned up” and...
Mar 27, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Penny Wise, Hour Foolish Read Penny Wise, Hour Foolish Caller: "I realized I put the wrong account number, so I stopped the transfer." Me: "The second transfer got stopped because it was the same dollar amount as the first...
Mar 27, 2026 from Roy Tang Books: Hogfather by Terry Pratchett (Discworld #20) Had trouble getting through this one, similar to Soul Music. It's not bad, but I find myself getting a bit tired of the whole "Death goes off on his extracurricular activities" schtick; it's entire...
Mar 27, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Step Too Far Read A Step Too Far He asks all these questions about which one I think is better and whether I recommend one or the other, and a bunch of other inane stuff, and all I can tell him is that the ONLY...
Mar 27, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Some Customers Need To Chill Read Some Customers Need To Chill Customer: "How am I supposed to drink my Coke with no ice!?" Me: "The Coke cans we have are straight from the fridge, so they are served cold." Customer: "But… but...
Mar 27, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Comma Meets Karma Read Comma Meets Karma A minute or so later, one of our coworkers, who is a stickler for correct grammar (she even calls herself the "Grammar Nazi" replies all: Read Comma Meets Karma
Mar 27, 2026 from Noahie's Blog The Wall I might be hitting a wall. This project has helped me so much in learning how to write, develop routines, and instill a sense of stability in my life that I haven't felt in a long time. I am so gra...
Mar 26, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com If The Shoe Fits…, Part 14 Read If The Shoe Fits…, Part 14 Customer: "This shoe is too small! You moron! I thought you said this is my size!" The cashier wordlessly takes the shoe, reaches inside, pulls out the paper filling...
Mar 26, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Kernel Of Truth Read A Kernel Of Truth Manager: "[Coworker], look! I bought this popcorn for you! It's gluten-free!" Coworker: "...it's popcorn. Why would popcorn have gluten in it in the first place? [Manager], h...
Mar 26, 2026 from Refereeing and Reflection Thoughts On Concluding a One Ring Campaign For the last year and a bit, I’ve been running the second edition of The One Ring for my Wednesday evening group. It’s been a lot of fun; we played through the Tales From the Lone-Lands campaign, w...
Mar 26, 2026 from BEEW Max's Song I'm in a Starbucks on a Tuesday afternoon, half-working, half-staring at a wall, when the opening synth line comes through the speakers. That pulsing, driving, unmistakable riff. Kate Bush's "Runni...
Mar 26, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com It’s Been Ink-rypted Read It’s Been Ink-rypted An older customer is completing a transaction. The digital capture pad prompts for a signature at the payment stage. Me: "Ma'am, please use the stylus to sign on that scre...
Mar 26, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Putting The Power Into Power Tools Read Putting The Power Into Power Tools Me: "Excuse me, gents, but whoever of you drives that car there, could they move it somewhere else? It's blocking my drive, and I can't get out." Tradie: "Th...
Mar 26, 2026 from Stranger Than Usual Lakritz die Katze Eigentlich wollte ich etwas über Suchmaschinenindizierung schreiben… dann bin über eine Katzenseite gestolpert.
Mar 26, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Wasn’t Expecting The Nutty Plot Twist Read Wasn’t Expecting The Nutty Plot Twist Diner #1: "I only have ten dollars in my wallet." Diner #2: "Huh? But you ordered all that food! You told me you were paying?!" Diner #1: "Don't worry, I ...
Mar 26, 2026 from The New Leaf Journal Axe, Enchanting Musk, and Muskrats An article about the smell of Axe Body Spray reminded me of when a friend in high school described his post-Axe usage "enchanting musk" and that time he called someone a "muskrat who swims in rivers."
