Sep 08, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com I’m Minute To Win It Read I’m Minute To Win It A couple of months ago I arrived at my workstation at 8:33 AM with my coffee. My manager made a big production of lifting her arm up and reading her watch (which she can't...
Sep 08, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Main Character Ethernet Read Main Character Ethernet Me: "Is there a cable that usually runs from your modem to your computer?" Caller: "I don't know, but that's not what's important right now! Didn't you hear what I said...
Sep 08, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Guests And Their Rain Of Terror Read Guests And Their Rain Of Terror Guest: "Is this the splash zone?" Me: "No, this is just where I sell hot dogs." Guest: "Then why are we getting wet?!" Read Guests And Their Rain Of Terror
Sep 08, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Grandma Is Telling Porkies Read Grandma Is Telling Porkies Customer: *Pointing to a bacon cheeseburger.* Phone: "Does this contain pork?" Coworker: "No." I rush to step in. Read Grandma Is Telling Porkies
Sep 08, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Counting Calories, Not Carcinogens Read Counting Calories, Not Carcinogens Customer: "What are the nutritional facts on those?" Me: "The nutritional information?" Customer: "Yeah." Me: "On cigarettes?" Read Counting Calories, Not Ca...
Sep 08, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Liberté, Égalité, Stupidité Read Liberté, Égalité, Stupidité Me: "Do they still have [product only available in France]? We'd love some when you get back." Mom: "Sure, anything else?" Me: "They are fresh out of common sense a...
Sep 08, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Liberty And Just-Us For All Read Liberty And Just-Us For All One of my neighbors has been watching the 'news' (and by 'news' I mean scrolling on her phone and listening to people shout their opinions on social media) and gett...
Sep 08, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Best Call Of The Game Read The Best Call Of The Game I'm walking around my assigned area in the upper levels of the stands during one game when I notice a man leaning over a railing near a staircase, seeming to be hangi...
Sep 08, 2026 from The Public Domain Review The Ties that Bind: Central Asian Ikat (ca. 19th century) Vibrant textiles from the dazzling Timurid metropolis of Bukhara.
Sep 08, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I am responsible for a good few of the Epilepsy stories on here, and I thought I would share another. For context, I’m Epileptic, and have been since I was about 8. I have both Tonic-Clonic (c...
Sep 08, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I´m practical nurse and i was at night shift at hospital. It was a very busy night. So many disoriented patients. Usually when we left the break room we close the door. But this time we forgot...
Sep 08, 2026 from Matthew Brunelle's Blog Google Decided to Index My Blog Again No one, not even Google, knows when a site is indexed or not. Thankfully there are other search engines out there.
Sep 08, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Got You Bread To Rights Read Got You Bread To Rights Customer's Daughter: "I WANT MY MONEY BACK! MY MOM'S FOOD IS INEDIBLE, AND THE BREAD IS COVERED IN BLACK MOLD! GIVE ME MY MONEY BACK!" Me: "Your mom said the bread was ...
Sep 08, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I’m from out of state and staying with my parents for a long weekend. We will be preparing some food for a small party. Part of my contribution is making queso sauce, something I have never be...
Sep 08, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read There are many stories here about people being mistaken for much younger. My story is a little twist. I did have the typical awkward moment when I arrived at a social gathering pushing a strol...
Sep 08, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read My local school buses have a sign on the back that says “This bus does not” in black and “turn on red” in red. But red ink fades in the sun and one bus I was behind the red had faded completel...
Sep 08, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Do I Look Like A Lobbyist? Read Do I Look Like A Lobbyist? Visitor: "Does this elevator go to the lobby?" Me: "That depends on which lobby; there are five of them you might be thinking of. What floor are you trying to get to...
Sep 08, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read (Growing up, we had a black Labrador who was my dad’s working gun dog. He was a sweet pup but as a working dog he wasn’t allowed the same privileges as a family pet – even in retirement, which...
Sep 08, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Zach Attack Read Zach Attack Me: "What would you like it to say?" Customer: "Happy birthday, Zachary." Me: "How is that spelled?" Customer: "The way it sounds, dumb-a**!" Read Zach Attack
Sep 08, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Lemon Aid Read Lemon Aid I was managing the floor of my restaurant when my server came to the back looking terrified and confused. Server: "Table four says… the ice water is too spicy." Me: *Blinking.* "Spic...
