Sep 08, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read (Growing up, we had a black Labrador who was my dad’s working gun dog. He was a sweet pup but as a working dog he wasn’t allowed the same privileges as a family pet – even in retirement, which...
Sep 08, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Zach Attack Read Zach Attack Me: "What would you like it to say?" Customer: "Happy birthday, Zachary." Me: "How is that spelled?" Customer: "The way it sounds, dumb-a**!" Read Zach Attack
Sep 08, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Lemon Aid Read Lemon Aid I was managing the floor of my restaurant when my server came to the back looking terrified and confused. Server: "Table four says… the ice water is too spicy." Me: *Blinking.* "Spic...
Sep 08, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Wing And A Miss Read Wing And A Miss After confirming it was not under any other names, I double-checked if their order was this location (common enough mistake). Despite the discussion getting heated due to us ha...
Sep 08, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Please Observe The Advantage Of Patience Read Please Observe The Advantage Of Patience I was officiating a match when an attacker tried to dribble past a defender. He skipped past, and the defender grabbed his shirt and held him back. Imm...
Sep 07, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Math Is Your Friend, Part 22 Read Math Is Your Friend, Part 22 Customer: "Aren't those apples $2.49 a pound? Why are you charging me more than that?" Me: *Motions to the screen.* "They're $2.49 a pound, and you bought 2.4 poun...
Sep 07, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Restarting The Annual Tradition Read Restarting The Annual Tradition Our internal software goes through an annual update, but the update process has been exactly the same. Every January 15th, employees get a prompt to save all th...
Sep 07, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Laws Of Physics Vs. The Laws Of Men Read The Laws Of Physics Vs. The Laws Of Men As far as I could tell, their working theory was that I had hit the utility truck from a sufficiently creative angle as to crush the rear of my car and ...
Sep 07, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Series Of Increasingly Worse Wardrobe Malfunctions Read A Series Of Increasingly Worse Wardrobe Malfunctions I used to work in IKEA in the section that sold wardrobes. Big behemoths of things. Normally around two metres long and 60kg in boxes. Cust...
Sep 07, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com To Err Is Human, To Correct Everyone Else Is Pernickety Read To Err Is Human, To Correct Everyone Else Is Pernickety Boss: "Just a few notes and corrections here and there. Maybe tighten up the grammar a little." Coworker: "The grammar?! Me? I can accep...
Sep 07, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Inventive Trauma Read Inventive Trauma Customer: "Please, let me come in! I'll be quick! Just this once!" Me: "Sorry, last time I let a customer come in "just this once" they took half an hour, made me miss my bus,...
Sep 07, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Picture Perfect Compliance Read Picture Perfect Compliance The next morning, my supervisor says: Supervisor: "I have a write-up for you." Me: *Puzzled.* "For what?" Read Picture Perfect Compliance
Sep 07, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Little Bit Of Password By My Side Read A Little Bit Of Password By My Side I can see that it's a woman's name, so I throw a hint his way (for reasons too long to go into, I already know that he is married). Me: "Is it maybe your wi...
Sep 07, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Milking The Question For All It’s Worth Read Milking The Question For All It’s Worth Customer: "So, the tres leche cake. That means three milks cake, right? What are the three milks?" Me: "Evaporated milk, sweetened condensed milk, and w...
Sep 07, 2026 from ttntm.me - Blog Guitar Chops 01 A couple of months ago, I got lost in Starfield. I didn’t do much else, and I hardly played my guitar. It’s only been a kind of “secondary hobby” since about 2015, so that’s hardly surprising, and ...
Sep 07, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Hard Reset Your Expectations Read Hard Reset Your Expectations I'm working close to one of the office bosses who is known for being impatient and hot-headed Boss: "Hey, [My Name], I need you to go down to Tech Support and tell...
Sep 07, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Do Not Password, Do Not Pass Go, Part 8 Read Do Not Password, Do Not Pass Go, Part 8 Caller: "Can you help me? I forgot my Facebook password." Me: "Okay, no problem. We'll just walk you through the password recovery. Do you have access t...
Sep 07, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Stable Argument Read A Stable Argument One time, at the dinner table, my brother said something funny, and I laughed loudly while still chewing on some food. Mom: "[My Name]! Close your mouth when eating! People w...
Sep 07, 2026 from Roy Tang Looking for iPad Reader App Recommendations I was originally going to post this on r/ipad, but when I tried to submit my post I got a warning that I might be violating this rule: Any request for purchase related advice/questions, product com...
Sep 07, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Of Power Tools And Seoul Food Read Of Power Tools And Seoul Food I work in the tool industry, so I guess I give off a smell of competence when it comes to the industry. Also, I'm Korean. Whenever I go to Home Depot (quite often...
