Mar 26, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I work in security. We have a very young female coworker who is an absolute one-of-a-kind when it comes to mobile security. Made mobile security the topic of her thesis, wrote multiple mobile ...
Mar 26, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Complaint Recursion Read Complaint Recursion Sign: "Customers beware: Managers who are only summoned to repeat store policy that has been explained by the waitstaff will do so less politely and then laugh at you." Rea...
Mar 26, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Powered By Wishful Thinking Read Powered By Wishful Thinking Me: "What did you use to charge it?" Customer: "It should come charged." Me: "So you haven't tried to charge it at all?" Customer: "I shouldn't have to." Read Power...
Mar 26, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Should Have A “No Backup” Plan Read Should Have A “No Backup” Plan Me: "Sir, we don’t have any in the back, of it’s not on the shelf, we’re sold out." Customer: "What do you mean?" Me: "I mean, we don’t have any more of them." C...
Mar 26, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Pie’s The Limit Read The Pie’s The Limit Cashier: "What are you getting?" Me: "Can I get one apple pie, please?" *I hold out my coupon.* Cashier: "'Free with purchase' right there on the coupon. Aren’t you old eno...
Mar 26, 2026 from Noahie's Blog Pilgrim This morning, I've been thinking about my past, particularly the crossroads I found myself at when graduating high school. During my senior year, many of my classmates were rampantly applying to do...
Mar 25, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Can’t Resist A Fire Sale Read Can’t Resist A Fire Sale The fire alarm has gone off in the store, so I am telling the customers in my vicinity to please exit. One of them is lingering. Me: "Ma'am, please leave by the neares...
Mar 25, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Pass And Furious Read Pass And Furious Boss: "I'm a guest at the hotel, and I'm trying to drive out for the evening, and it's saying I need to pay $80 at the gate." Front Desk: "When you checked in, you should've r...
Mar 25, 2026 from Stranger Than Usual Rollenspielszenen: Band aus zwei Bassspielern. Anis und Cracker wollen eine Band gründen.
Mar 25, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Cake Is Real, The Coke Is A Lie Read The Cake Is Real, The Coke Is A Lie Me: "Sir, I literally cannot make a soda for you." Customer: "I'd like to speak to your manager." Me: "I’ll gladly get him, but you are not understanding th...
Mar 25, 2026 from BEEW Tolstoy, Dr. Robby, and What We Owe Each Other Tolstoy’s Calendar of Wisdom · March 25 “As you acquire objects, and you use them, you should keep in mind that they are the products of people’s work. When you damage or destroy these objects, you...
Mar 25, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Turned Out To Be An Uplifting Experience Read Turned Out To Be An Uplifting Experience One day, we were servicing a pretty new vehicle, one that was still on temporary license plates, when the worst possible thing happened. We weren't sur...
Mar 25, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Making It Salmon-else’s Problem Read Making It Salmon-else’s Problem Customer: "Can I ask for some suggestions on something healthy?" Me: "For that, I usually suggest the grilled salmon." Customer: "Hmm, I heard that was full of ...
Mar 25, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Situation Is Static Read The Situation Is Static This poor guy has had five different laptops, docking stations, and monitor sets from both Lenovo and Dell, and still has the same problem even when he's at home. I fig...
Mar 25, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com We Are Going To Give You… The Chance To Leave With Some Dignity Read We Are Going To Give You… The Chance To Leave With Some Dignity Customer: "What are you gonna do for me?" Manager: "I am going to reassure you that we are constantly looking for ways to improv...
Mar 25, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com How Do I Explain This Shrimply Read How Do I Explain This Shrimply Customer: "Excuse me, I ordered the garlic shrimp pasta, but it's not good." Me: "I'm sorry to hear that. May I ask what you didn't like about it?" Customer: "I ...
Mar 25, 2026 from Peter's Path Swift 6.3 Released Swift 6.3 makes these benefits more accessible across the stack. This release expands Swift into new domains and improves developer ergonomics across the board, featuring: more flexible C interoper...
Mar 25, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Too Few To Chew Read Too Few To Chew Me: "That's weird. We should still have twenty more lunch sacks. [Coworker]? Is there another box of lunches on the bus?" Coworker: "Huh? Oh no, that was all that I requested."...
Mar 25, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Thermodynamics, You Take It From Here, Part 30 Read Thermodynamics, You Take It From Here, Part 30 Customer: "The machine isn't dispensing ice!" Me: "We know. A repair guy was called, but he's not here yet. In the meantime, there's a bowl next ...
Mar 25, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Getting Both Sides Of The Story Read Getting Both Sides Of The Story Brother-In-Law: "I'm dyslexic." Mother-In-Law: "He was dyslexic. Now he’s in college!" Me: "You can’t get into college with dyslexia? What did the healer do?" M...
