Jul 09, 2026 from riz#000000me Hacks for D&D to Do Less Math D&D outside of combat is way too fiddly.
Jul 09, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Whoop, There It Is! Read Whoop, There It Is! Dad: "They sing 'Simple sister got whooping cough'. It sounds like something from the Chaucer era." Me: "I'm really not understanding how so?" Dad: "Like... people don't ge...
Jul 09, 2026 from riz#000000me Simpler Character Creation in D&D5.5e We have got to get away from the tyranny of numbers!
Jul 09, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Slices Of History Read Slices Of History Me: "It's the best thing since sliced bread." Friend: "Ugh. I hate that expression. It makes no sense." Me: "Best thing since sliced bread? Why?" Friend: "I refuse to believe...
Jul 09, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Worst Game Of Twenty Questions Ever Read Worst Game Of Twenty Questions Ever Customer: "It keeps giving me some weird message!" I follow her over to the ATM, and it's clear what the issue is based on the error message she's getting. ...
Jul 09, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read My wife has asked me to pick her up a sandwich from the deli on my way home. While I wait, I see that her first and second choice are both available, and consider the third option for myself b...
Jul 09, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Can’t See The Forest For The Tree Read Can’t See The Forest For The Tree I work as a groundskeeper at a school. I'll sometimes chat to the parents during drop-off or pick-up, as they tend to ask for advice about their yard or some ...
Jul 09, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I am posting this as the bad customer, because I need too for my own sense of penance. I will start by saying, I recently had a delivery in my area go wrong that needed a lot of chasing to get...
Jul 09, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I was about 7, and my teacher was absent, so we got a sub. Now, in this class, we had a “strike” system. If you did something wrong, you would get one strike. Once you got two, you missed one ...
Jul 09, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com ID Rather Not Read ID Rather Not You have to be eighteen to drink in the UK, and you have to carry valid ID. You know what's NOT a valid ID? Non-UK drivers' licences, and photos of passports! You know what 75% o...
Jul 09, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read A few years ago, a doctor opened a practice and wanted to buy a piece of medical equipment. I’m in sales and sent him the appropriate pricing. He balked at the price and decided to purchase a ...
Jul 09, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I seriously thought this was just an urban legend. About half an hour after everyone finished their lunch breaks, we were all called back to the breakroom. Once everyone arrived we were told, ...
Jul 09, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Losing A Customer, Not Sleep Read Losing A Customer, Not Sleep Customer: "I don't have the discount card, but it should be on file." Cashier: "We don't keep them on file; it's how we make sure that you always bring it." Custom...
Jul 09, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read (I carpooled with some college friends to another friend’s wedding downstate. The morning of, we are in the breakfast room and there is only one waffle maker) Me:*Standing near the waffle make...
Jul 09, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Explaining Insurance Is Taxing Read Explaining Insurance Is Taxing I work in car insurance. One of the areas I was working in had a huge uptick in accidents, so everyone's rates went up pretty significantly to correspond with th...
Jul 09, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Can Some Of Them Even Count To Fifty? Read Can Some Of Them Even Count To Fifty? Sign: Hawaii is a state in the United States, so you're still in America. Yes, we accept US Dollars, because this is still America. Read Can Some Of Them ...
Jul 09, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com They Want A Power Sour Read They Want A Power Sour Me: "Hmm, I thought I saw them in the candy aisle yesterday. Let's have a look." The customer looks confused but follows me anyway. Within seconds, I see them. Me: "Here...
Jul 09, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Losing The Wrap Battle Read Losing The Wrap Battle Me: "New forks?" Cafeteria Worker: "Yeah, too many complaints." Me: "So, a different biodegradable option?" Cafeteria Worker: "Nope, just plastic again." Read Losing The...
Jul 09, 2026 from Noahie's Blog Deadbeats Most salesmen are thieves who steal with their tongues. It doesn't matter if you're a billionaire or some homeless schizophrenic; everyone lives hand-to-mouth. The true act of discernment lies in u...
Jul 08, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com This Roll Is Lit Read This Roll Is Lit I work at a sushi restaurant, and we have a special roll that we set on fire when we bring it out to you. If you have it to go or delivered, it's just wrapped in foil. A custo...
