Sep 07, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com HTMLarceny Read HTMLarceny I had a potential web developer client send me their competitor's site. Client: "I want you to take this exact same site but change the color scheme and logo and put it back up as m...
Sep 07, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I worked in technical support at a website hosting company in the early ’10s. One day we get a call from a furious guy who’s claiming that a site we host is defaming him and falsely accusing h...
Sep 07, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Toe-tally Incredible Read Toe-tally Incredible Doctor: "So, [Boy's Name], what have we learned today?" Boy: "That Hulk flip-flops are not as strong as The Hulk." Doctor: "And what will you not do while wearing them in ...
Sep 07, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read My boss Alison always liked to “brag” that she never read books. As someone who loves to read, I found that a little strange, but whatever – different strokes, etc. etc. My co-worker Bonny, ho...
Sep 07, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I was taking the bus yesterday, and we were heading along into the city. There were maybe a dozen people on the bus. We came to a stop so someone could get off. It was right next to a parking ...
Sep 07, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Cabin Fee-ver Read Cabin Fee-ver The woman said she was interested in renting our cabin and was wondering if there was any sort of discount available because she was a single mom. I wrote her back and said that ...
Sep 07, 2026 from Stranger Than Usual Postgres in Prod, H2 zum Testen Eine unterschiedliches Datenbanksystem für integration tests und für das Produktivsystem? Kann ich nicht empfehlen.
Sep 07, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read My friends and I are eating at a fairly popular regional chain before heading to the bookstore. They had an item on their menu called a Barbecue burger, and I like barbecue, so I ordered it. B...
Sep 07, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read 24 years ago, I was training as an Arabic linguist for the military, so when 9/11 happened, our little, open training base was obviously thrown into massive chaos and confusion. Housing only t...
Sep 07, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Always Open To Interpretation Read Always Open To Interpretation Me: "We're open 24/7." Customer: "24 days a month, 7 months a year?" Me: "Yeah, wait, wha—" Customer: "—Weird, but okay." Read Always Open To Interpretation
Sep 07, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read (I work in a gift shop in a large midwestern mall. A small child and her dad are in the kids’ section by a wall of plushies.) Child (holding up a Bigfoot plushie): This one looks like you, Dad...
Sep 07, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Left With No Other Option Read Left With No Other Option Caller: "How do I get to your store?" Me: "Where are you coming from?" Caller: "Home! What kind of a dumb question is that?" Read Left With No Other Option
Sep 07, 2026 from Stranger Than Usual Die Brandmauer in Sachsen-Anhalt Wird die Brandmauer gegen die AfD nach der Wahl in Sachsen-Anhalt halten?
Sep 06, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Refunder Blunder, Part 83 Read Refunder Blunder, Part 83 Me: "Can I see the receipt?" Customer: "I lost it, but you sell this!" Me: "Yes, we do, but it isn't exclusive to our store. Without a receipt, I have no evidence of ...
Sep 06, 2026 from Chronicles of Miss Miseria september 7th. 1:40 AM - 4:05AM. sunday night - monday morning. september 7th. 1:40 AM - 4:05AM. sunday night - monday morning.i try to write and fail. i set in my mind to start a blog post one day covering whatever has happened and then the distance between my...
Sep 06, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Behold The Field In Which I Grow My F***s. Lay Thine Eyes Upon It And Thou Shalt See That It Is Barren, Part 7 Read Behold The Field In Which I Grow My F***s. Lay Thine Eyes Upon It And Thou Shalt See That It Is Barren, Part 7 Customer: "I can't find [item]." Me: "That's out of stock." Customer: "Can you ch...
Sep 06, 2026 from The New Leaf Journal RSS Amplifier Re-Publishes 19 Full NLJ Articles Without Permission A PSA about a new scraping service for AI crawlers that syndicated (charitably) or re-published (less charitably) 19 New Leaf Journal articles without permission, before I identified the issue.
Sep 06, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Giving Notice And Taking Notes Read Giving Notice And Taking Notes Manager: "Ohhh, I didn’t know you were still here." I looked her directly in the eyes. Me: "I know." Her face dropped. She suddenly realised I had heard everythi...
Sep 06, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com From Magaluf To Mandarin Read From Magaluf To Mandarin Customer: "Why haven't you been able to fix it yet? I thought you were experts?" Me: "I can't navigate the menus on your phone because it's in Chinese." Customer: "But...
Sep 06, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Tipping Tip Read A Tipping Tip Guest: "Tell your housekeeping people thanks for cleaning my room, but they didn't take the tip!" Me: "It's our pleasure, sir! Housekeeping probably didn't see a tip. Where did y...
