Mar 25, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Thermodynamics, You Take It From Here, Part 30 Read Thermodynamics, You Take It From Here, Part 30 Customer: "The machine isn't dispensing ice!" Me: "We know. A repair guy was called, but he's not here yet. In the meantime, there's a bowl next ...
Mar 25, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Getting Both Sides Of The Story Read Getting Both Sides Of The Story Brother-In-Law: "I'm dyslexic." Mother-In-Law: "He was dyslexic. Now he’s in college!" Me: "You can’t get into college with dyslexia? What did the healer do?" M...
Mar 25, 2026 from The Public Domain Review Doing Impressions: Monet’s Early Caricatures (ca. late 1850s) Moneymaking caricatures by a teenage Monet, before he turned to Impressionism.
Mar 25, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com French Toasted/Roasted Read French Toasted/Roasted We’re on a very crowded bus in Nice, and my spouse starts hyperventilating. I start giving her a massage to calm her down. A man, jokingly, demands in French: Man: "Est-...
Mar 25, 2026 from LifeDev.net How to Track Personal Progress (So You Don’t Lose Momentum): 7 Ways Knowing how to track personal progress has recently become the difference between drifting and deliberately moving forward. There is a quiet moment that every person chasing change eventually meets...
Mar 25, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com That’s How Californians Roll Read That’s How Californians Roll Customer: "I want the California rolls, but without the crab." Me: "So, did you want the veggie rolls?" Customer: "No, I want the California rolls, but without the...
Mar 25, 2026 from The Jaxson Rethinking the Skyway: What’s Next for DT Transit? As Jacksonville revisits the future of its Skyway system, the choices made today will shape how people move through Downtown for decades. The question isn’t just how to fix an aging system, it’s wh...
Mar 25, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read When I graduated from college I ended up renting a room in a women’s house to save from money. My landlord was a single mother by choice, she was actually renting her rooms to help cover the c...
Mar 25, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Landing The Lesson Read Landing The Lesson The first time Maddie jumped on my back, I said: Me: "Hey! That's dangerous! If you jump me by surprise, I could fall and hurt you!" Maddie would just laugh and run off. Rea...
Mar 25, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Another Reason To Hate Mondays Read Another Reason To Hate Mondays Caller: "I don't want to wear my hearing aid. Talk loud, please." Me: *As loud as I can.* "How can I help you?" Caller: "Who am I calling?" Read Another Reason T...
Mar 25, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read After I got my first and only retail job I was out shopping some place on vacation with my older sibling and couldn’t find an item. We asked one of the two employees in the small store and the...
Mar 25, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read One of my first jobs was at a pretty infamous corporation that had a reputation of hiring just about anybody. As a fresh-face and very new to this whole “customer service” thing, I was treated...
Mar 25, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Honk If You Want A Nice Story For Once Read Honk If You Want A Nice Story For Once Me: "Hey, how can I help you today?" Happy: "So, it's pretty silly, but can you stop my PC honking at me?" Read Honk If You Want A Nice Story For Once
Mar 25, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read When I was 11, I spent my spring break in Mexico with my biological father and brother. At one point we were camping at a place that had a massive fig tree. This tree was so big, it had two tr...
Mar 25, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I’m at the local bookstore looking for a particular murder logic puzzle book (think Clue but in book form). I look everywhere I can think in the bookstore trying to find the book and resign my...
Mar 25, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Console Yourself In Knowing That You Tried Read Console Yourself In Knowing That You Tried Customer: "No, I don't want the Nintendo thing, I just want the game." Me: "Sir, the game won't work without the Nintendo." Customer: "I used to work...
Mar 25, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read Some colleagues were discussing flights and exchanging tips. The topic landed on the security instructions and how they are mostly ignored when presented. Me: You should watch the New Zealand ...
Mar 25, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Macchiato Masquerade Read The Macchiato Masquerade Customer: "I want an upside-down vanilla latte with caramel drizzle." My coworker (a veteran compared to me, only a month into my role) jumps in and charges the custom...
Mar 25, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Acting Like A Half-Pair Prince Read Acting Like A Half-Pair Prince Customer: "Can I only buy one sock?" Me: "Sorry, we only sell them as pairs." Customer: "Ugh, but I only need one." Read Acting Like A Half-Pair Prince
Mar 25, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Queue The Comeback Read Queue The Comeback Customer: "Table for six." Owner: "Can I get your name? The waitlist is about an hour." She takes a second, and this look of sheer anger appears on her face. Read Queue The ...
