Jul 09, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com They Want A Power Sour Read They Want A Power Sour Me: "Hmm, I thought I saw them in the candy aisle yesterday. Let's have a look." The customer looks confused but follows me anyway. Within seconds, I see them. Me: "Here...
Jul 09, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Losing The Wrap Battle Read Losing The Wrap Battle Me: "New forks?" Cafeteria Worker: "Yeah, too many complaints." Me: "So, a different biodegradable option?" Cafeteria Worker: "Nope, just plastic again." Read Losing The...
Jul 09, 2026 from Noahie's Blog Deadbeats Most salesmen are thieves who steal with their tongues. It doesn't matter if you're a billionaire or some homeless schizophrenic; everyone lives hand-to-mouth. The true act of discernment lies in u...
Jul 08, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com This Roll Is Lit Read This Roll Is Lit I work at a sushi restaurant, and we have a special roll that we set on fire when we bring it out to you. If you have it to go or delivered, it's just wrapped in foil. A custo...
Jul 08, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Break-neck Speed Read Break-neck Speed Manager: "Shouldn't your break be over by now?" Me: "Yes." Manager: "So why are you not at your station?" Me: "Where, exactly, do you think I'm going?" Read Break-neck Speed
Jul 08, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Learning Curve Ahead Read Learning Curve Ahead A customer at our airport car rental place is looking to rent a car, so we're going through the paperwork. Me: "And may I see your licence?" Customer: "Ooooh yeah, I don't...
Jul 08, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Money Doesn’t Grow In ATMs Read Money Doesn’t Grow In ATMs I'm an ATM service tech. I get a call from a bank manager. Bank Manager: "So, the ATM has stopped printing money." Read Money Doesn’t Grow In ATMs
Jul 08, 2026 from Stranger Than Usual Rollenspielszenen: Seid ihr lebensmüde?!? Darf man andere für die dumme Sache kritisieren, die man selbst bis einen Augenblick vorher noch gemacht hat?
Jul 08, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com About To Have A Tempura Tantrum Read About To Have A Tempura Tantrum A group of teenagers has sat down in a booth in our sushi restaurant. They're all giggling among themselves as I walk up to take their order, so I know they're ...
Jul 08, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Powerless To Help Read Powerless To Help Cousin: "Hey, [My Name], I’ve been working on this for a couple of hours. Can you help me fix it?" Me: "Yeah, sure. Tell me your problem." Cousin: "Oh no, I mean, can you com...
Jul 08, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com This Customer Is A Different Kettle Of Fish Read This Customer Is A Different Kettle Of Fish Me: "Would you like cod or walleye?" Customer: "What’s the difference?" Me: "They're both prepared the same way. The only difference is the fish." C...
Jul 08, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Milk It For All It’s Worth Read Milk It For All It’s Worth Customer: "Excuse me, where's the condescending milk?" Me: "…Do you mean condensed milk?" The customer blinks a few times. Customer: "Yes. That. Also, do you sell sh...
Jul 08, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Sweet Taste Of Defeat Read The Sweet Taste Of Defeat Worker: "Do you want anything written on it?" Guy: "No, just the cake is fine. Lost a bet with my girlfriend." For whatever reason, my workers have come to the conclu...
Jul 08, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Driving Thru That Story Read Driving Thru That Story Customer: "I've just been through your drive-thru, and you didn't give me my nuggets! I want the rest of my order!" Me: "You went through our drive-thru?" Customer: "Ye...
Jul 08, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Have You Tried Laughing Over Spilled Milk? Read Have You Tried Laughing Over Spilled Milk? I come to the kitchen to see an open four-litre milk bottle on the floor, milk on the floor, my sister sobbing whilst trying in vain to reach said bo...
Jul 08, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Adoption Is Complete Read The Adoption Is Complete I lay down to get some shut-eye in our living room, as I didn't have a good sleep last night. I woke up to one of my housemates giggling, standing near me. Still grogg...
Jul 08, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Ace Of Misunderstanding Read The Ace Of Misunderstanding Me: "Do you have a store card?" Customer: "Yes." He hands me a card for a different store. Read The Ace Of Misunderstanding
Jul 08, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I’m working as a delivery person, and have a sack of big heavy packages to deliver to a business. A very nice man is entering at the same time and sees me struggling up the stairs with the bag...
Jul 08, 2026 from The Public Domain Review “Worthless Idiot, Donkey Head”: Parodies of Pedantry on the Renaissance Stage Pompous know-it-alls were once a mainstay of mockery on the Italian stage. Arnoud Visser investigates this stock character of the pedant and his association with individual superiority, social dist...
Jul 08, 2026 from The Public Domain Review Peruvianizing Peru: Covers from Amauta Magazine (1926–30) Cover designs for José Carlos Mariátegui’s radical Lima-based magazine.
