Sep 06, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Giving Notice And Taking Notes Read Giving Notice And Taking Notes Manager: "Ohhh, I didn’t know you were still here." I looked her directly in the eyes. Me: "I know." Her face dropped. She suddenly realised I had heard everythi...
Sep 06, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com From Magaluf To Mandarin Read From Magaluf To Mandarin Customer: "Why haven't you been able to fix it yet? I thought you were experts?" Me: "I can't navigate the menus on your phone because it's in Chinese." Customer: "But...
Sep 06, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Tipping Tip Read A Tipping Tip Guest: "Tell your housekeeping people thanks for cleaning my room, but they didn't take the tip!" Me: "It's our pleasure, sir! Housekeeping probably didn't see a tip. Where did y...
Sep 06, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Paying It Forward Does A Backstep Read Paying It Forward Does A Backstep The other day, a random lady asked me to pay for his bill on the downlow, just to be nice. When I told him that someone paid for his bill, he was appalled. Re...
Sep 06, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Cheeting Death Read Cheeting Death My husband's grandmother LOVES Cheetos. She lived alone for the last decade since her husband passed. Her memory had been declining, but she was a very sharp woman, nonetheless....
Sep 06, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Major League Slip-Up Read A Major League Slip-Up I was watching a girls' youth softball game as a proud dad of one of the players. The batter hit a hard shot back to the shortstop, who made a leaping catch. In my excit...
Sep 06, 2026 from Stranger Than Usual Book Swap: A Night in the Lonesome October I did a Book Swap with some friends. I got “A Night in the Lonesome October” by Roger Zelazny.
Sep 06, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Bread On Arrival Read Bread On Arrival Customer: "Hello. I want to submit a complaint about this toaster that I purchased online. I had bought [Expensive UK Supermarket] brand organic, seeded bread specifically for...
Sep 06, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read About 10 years ago, I submitted a story about a lady who pulled over to tell me to pick up after my dog, to which I confusedly replied that the dog was just peeing. This morning, this happened...
Sep 06, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I’m a teenager and I was in my grandma’s room (she lives with my family due to a medical condition) talking to her, my younger brother, a preteen came into her room and the following exchange ...
Sep 06, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I do I9 (identity verification for jobs) and fingerprinting as a side hustle here at the studio, so appointments are made online and I process them here. I had someone walk in the door halfway...
Sep 06, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I work at the public finance center at the general reception desk. I am in training and my coworker and I received a visit from a lawyer who thought we were trying to scam him because we refus...
Sep 06, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I work the ticket counter at a movie theatre. It is the last day we’ll have ”Boss Baby” playing. A girl who might just barely be on the cusp of adulthood SPRINTS into the lobby, looks around u...
Sep 06, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I am at the local minor league ballpark and it is dog night. The young woman behind me is “gentle parenting” her dog. The dog barked and she thanked it for sharing it’s feelings. Pray for pati...
Sep 06, 2026 from Roy Tang Weeknotes 2026-09-06 It is September! Officially Christmas season over here. My Week I spent most of the week at home. It was kinda lazy actually. Some very rainy days and some less rainy days. Google Fit says I walked...
Sep 05, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Some Guests Require You To Throw In The Towel Read Some Guests Require You To Throw In The Towel Guest: *Calling back.* "There are no fresh bathroom supplies!" Coworker: *To me.* "Nope. They have everything stocked. Everything." Me: *To the gu...
Sep 05, 2026 from The New Leaf Journal Syndicated Newsletter Leaf Journal 296 A syndicated copy of Newsletter Leaf Journal issue 296.
Sep 05, 2026 from Bobby Hiltz There Aren't Enough Quarters in the World (Toaplan Arcade Collection Volume 2) A review of Toaplan Arcade Collection Volume 2 on the Nintendo Switch, a good collection for fans of Toaplan shmups
Sep 05, 2026 from Bobby Hiltz There Aren't Enough Quarters in the World (Toaplan Arcade Collection Volume 2) A review of Toaplan Arcade Collection Volume 2 on the Nintendo Switch, a good collection for fans of Toaplan shmups
