Sep 05, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Pasta Point Of Recognition Read Pasta Point Of Recognition Customer: "Can I have the chicken fettuccine alfredo, without the fettuccine?" Me: "Uh… the pasta? Did you want to change it to another type of pasta?" Customer: "Wh...
Sep 05, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Quit Pro Quo Read Quit Pro Quo Owner's Son: "If you guys want raises, you should all come into the office individually and tell me how we can grow the company." Me: "We're all line workers in a factory." Owner'...
Sep 05, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Hope For The Best, Prepare For The Worst? Read Hope For The Best, Prepare For The Worst? I work in a card store. A customer walks in and grabs the first "Wishing you a speedy recovery" card he sees. He then spends a few more minutes lookin...
Sep 05, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Phone Appétit Read Phone Appétit Customer: "Hey, why is my phone not working properly?" He shows me a plastic phone. Me: "Uh… well, for one, it looks a bit scorched… and melty." Read Phone Appétit
Sep 05, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com You’ve Bought Your Bed Now Lie In It Read You’ve Bought Your Bed Now Lie In It The guest books a room with two king beds. He checks in. Goes to the room. Comes back angry because the room has only two king beds. Guest: "But we are fiv...
Sep 05, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Not All Those Who Wander Are Lost, But There Are Exceptions Read Not All Those Who Wander Are Lost, But There Are Exceptions A [Local Route] bus drives up to the bay, disembarks its passengers, and drives off. One of these passengers is [Wanderer], who appe...
Sep 05, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Disconnect From Reality Read A Disconnect From Reality Caller: "Why are you still charging me?!" Me: "For your phone service?" Caller: "Yeah!" Me: "Because we're still providing it. You still have an active number." Read ...
Sep 05, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read My boyfriend and I have recently moved in together, along with my cat. I’m bringing in some of the furniture we’ve picked up from IKEA whilst talking to one of our new neighbours. Our front do...
Sep 05, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I’m on the train during rush hour in the morning heading into the big city to my job, just like everyone else. The train is full. Like, completely packed. Think sardines in a can. Every seat i...
Sep 05, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read Before I start, I don’t care about your religion, I care about who you are as a person. This happened around the time the first Gulf war was about and I’m not sure how we came to it but a youn...
Sep 05, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I recently started a job where I am officially required to work 38.5 hours per week. However, my job actually allows us to accumulate credit hours and deficit hours as long as it does not exce...
Sep 05, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read The customer wants me to design their personal event invitation card After reviewing several drafts, the customer emphasized that everything should be in a pastel or vivid color tone, avoiding...
Sep 05, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I work in an independently-owned video games store. My boss has a glorious lack of f***s to give when it comes to customers who think “complain to a manager” is some sort of cheat code, and I ...
Sep 05, 2026 from Thejesh GN Loading Indian Maps on a Garmin Forerunner 965 The primary reason I bought this watch was the ability to display and navigate using proper offline maps. Garmin doesn’t have maps for India. But the OpenStreetMaps community has maps that can be l...
Sep 05, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Things You Have To Poutine Up With Read The Things You Have To Poutine Up With Customer: "What accent was that?" Me: "Accent? I suppose you could call it Québécois French." Customer: "Funny, I couldn't understand a word you were say...
Sep 05, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com When Confusion Reaches Atomic Levels Read When Confusion Reaches Atomic Levels Customer: "Do you have a list of ingredients for your oranges?" Me: "They're just oranges." Customer: "Yes, but are they free of chemicals?" Read When Conf...
Sep 05, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Parcel The Buck Read Parcel The Buck Clerk: "You need a parcel barcode. [Parcel Pick-Up Program] doesn't accept tracking numbers." Me: "Yeah, they do." Clerk: "No, it doesn't!" Me: "Yes, it does. How do you think ...
Sep 04, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com VIP: Very Inconvenienced Person Read VIP: Very Inconvenienced Person Customer: *Handing over a bank card.* "I want to withdraw $1,000." Me: "Can I see some ID, please?" Customer: "I'm a VIP member of the bank; don't you know who ...
Sep 04, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Very Personal Data Protection Read Very Personal Data Protection German Colleague: "So then we access the sodomised data via—" Meeting Chair: "—Pseudonymised data." German Colleague: "Yes, that is what I said." Read Very Person...
Sep 04, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Check Out This Guy Read Check Out This Guy Guest: "You charged me for a two-week stay when he only stayed at your hotel for two days!" Me: "Do you remember who you spoke to at checkout?" Guest: "No one!" Me: "You did...
