Jul 08, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Time Is A Bitter Pill To Swallow Read Time Is A Bitter Pill To Swallow Customer: "How long is the wait?" Me: "About twenty minutes." Customer: "I was told ten." Me: "It's twenty today, I'm afraid." Read Time Is A Bitter Pill To Sw...
Jul 08, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read We have a regular customer who nearly always orders the same thing, so everyone knows who she is. One day I am on the till when she comes to order around 1pm. Regular: I’ll have [Usual Drink],...
Jul 08, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read Unreasonable boss: “We need you to come in to work.” Me: “No.” Unreasonable boss: “Why not?” Me: “It’s my day off.” Unreasonable boss: “Yes, but we need you here. What are you doing that’s mor...
Jul 08, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Big Spicy Mayo No No, Part 2 Read A Big Spicy Mayo No No, Part 2 Me: "Cool, so this is our baked page, the baked salmon is—" Customer: "—NOT SPICY! THEY’RE ALLERGIC TO SPICE!" Me: "Yeah, no, we can make it without—" Customer: ...
Jul 08, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read Several years ago, the apartment complex i lived in was getting the halfway carpets redone. I don’t know where the complex owners found those carpet people, but I’m not sure they’d worked in a...
Jul 08, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com How Many Bald Eagles Per Freedom Credit? Read How Many Bald Eagles Per Freedom Credit? Some guy starts to use our street-side ATM, but quickly looks annoyed and storms inside. He interrupts me as I'm helping a customer. Guy: "That thing o...
Jul 08, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I am in a clothing store with my mom. My mom is trying clothes on in the dressing room and I’m waiting with the cart. A man approached me. Man: “Where are the coats?” Me: A little confused bec...
Jul 08, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read A few months ago when I went to pick up a prescription at my pharmacy the pharmacy tech complimented me on my eyelashes and asked if I did anything special with them to make them look so long?...
Jul 08, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Making Sense Of Nothing Read Making Sense Of Nothing Waiter: "Customer wants to complain." Manager: "About what?" Waiter: "She doesn't like how people can come in through the restaurant door." We all share a look. Waiter:...
Jul 08, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Not Exactly A Prints Charming Read Not Exactly A Prints Charming Customer: "I want [decent-sized print job]. I'll need it done immediately." Me: "No can do, I'm afraid. We close in ten minutes, and I have several other jobs I n...
Jul 08, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Chance Of Them Understanding Is Below Zero Read Chance Of Them Understanding Is Below Zero I worked at a call center for a credit union. I had a customer call in one day complaining. Caller: "Thanks to you, I have insignificant funds!" Read...
Jul 08, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Friendly Reminder To Get That Coworker A Cookie Read A Friendly Reminder To Get That Coworker A Cookie One of my managers is a big fan of "friendly reminder" emails. Sometimes they are important, but most of them are petty things that could be a...
Jul 08, 2026 from Noahie's Blog Relevance To say that I don't write every day to maintain relevance would be a lie. I do want to stay relevant to my readers, but not for anyone else's sake—only for (You). Thankfully, my site is structured ...
Jul 07, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Unexpected Comeback In The Bagging Area Read Unexpected Comeback In The Bagging Area I've just moved to a new neighborhood, and I'm walking into the local grocery store for the first time. As I'm passing the checkouts, I overhear: Custom...
Jul 07, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Window Of Opportunity Read A Window Of Opportunity Coworker: "Okay, but why are we getting this briefing? Did someone do that and get injured?" Manager: "Yes, that incident did happen last week, and an ambulance had to ...
Jul 07, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Developing A Grudge Read Developing A Grudge Customer: "This is a picture of my husband and me and some friends on our front lawn during the summer of 1968." Me: "Wow, it's a great photo. Were you looking at some rest...
Jul 07, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Sub-Zero Tolerance Read Sub-Zero Tolerance Boss: "You can't be serious! You're basically across the street. Surely, you can walk." Me: "No chance, sorry. Normally I would, and you know that, but I'm fully snowed in."...
Jul 07, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com PIN-Headed, Part 35 Read PIN-Headed, Part 35 Me: "Does your card use a PIN?" Customer: *Loudly.* "1234!" Me: *Winces.* Read PIN-Headed, Part 35
Jul 07, 2026 from Stranger Than Usual Bahn-Wettbewerb Katja Diehl hält es für schädlich, dass die Bahngesellschaft Italo in Deutschland zwei Strecken übernimmt.
Jul 07, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com When The Bug Report Reported Back Read When The Bug Report Reported Back For background, when Jessica started working at this company, her manager, Bob, would force every new hire to attend meetings every day, going over the ticket...
