Mar 25, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Acting Like A Half-Pair Prince Read Acting Like A Half-Pair Prince Customer: "Can I only buy one sock?" Me: "Sorry, we only sell them as pairs." Customer: "Ugh, but I only need one." Read Acting Like A Half-Pair Prince
Mar 25, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Queue The Comeback Read Queue The Comeback Customer: "Table for six." Owner: "Can I get your name? The waitlist is about an hour." She takes a second, and this look of sheer anger appears on her face. Read Queue The ...
Mar 25, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com An Unauthorized Deposit Read An Unauthorized Deposit Manager: "So… I'm reviewing the latest batch of bad reviews. The usual BS they think we need to give a s*** about, but then I came across this one." My manager slides h...
Mar 25, 2026 from Noahie's Blog Vivid Today has been slightly annoying. We've been having some problems with our refrigerator, and yesterday, we had a guy come out and "fix" it. He ended up being here for most of the day, but all he di...
Mar 25, 2026 from Tim Hårek Hudd review Lately, there has been a lot of talk about moving away from US-based services, and social media platforms in general. Norway’s broadcasting channel, NRK, wrote yesterday about how to break free fro...
Mar 24, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Surprised They Didn’t Say There Was A Fly In Their Soup Read Surprised They Didn’t Say There Was A Fly In Their Soup Customer: "There's a hair in my meal." Coworker: "May I see it?" The customer holds up a single hair while continuing to complain. Custo...
Mar 24, 2026 from Stranger Than Usual Atomarchiv mit RFC 5005 Ich habe das Atom-feed dieses Blogs auf mehrere Dateien aufgeteilt
Mar 24, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Zero Sum Game Read Zero Sum Game I got a letter from my state's unemployment department that I had been overpaid, and owed money. I continued reading the letter and saw my total owed. Read Zero Sum Game
Mar 24, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com That Went Sofa In The Wrong Direction Read That Went Sofa In The Wrong Direction Caller: "I got rid of the old couch, obviously! Right after I placed the order for the new one. We're sitting on the floor to watch TV, so delays are unac...
Mar 24, 2026 from BEEW Three Generations of Men, One Unsettled Question Growing up, there was a short pile of books sitting out on the cocktail table in the den of my childhood home, the kind of decorative arrangement that had been there so long they stopped being obje...
Mar 24, 2026 from BEEW The Manosphere Didn't Invent Anything This essay was originally published on March 24th as "Three Generations of Men, One Unsettled Question." It's already one of the most widely read pieces on this blog, but several readers who wanted...
Mar 24, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Trying To Fob You Off Read Trying To Fob You Off Office Lady: "No, I gave you a key with the fob." Me: "Ma'am, the only thing I was given was the—" Office Lady: *Now angry.* "—Don't argue with me. I've been doing this f...
Mar 24, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Will Flip When They Realize Read Will Flip When They Realize Me: "No screen and no buttons? That's odd. Can you read the make and model from the box it came in?" Caller: *Shouts the model number.* Me: "Sir, that's a flip phon...
Mar 24, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Wii Hate Small Print Too, But Don’t Shoot the Messenger! Read Wii Hate Small Print Too, But Don’t Shoot the Messenger! Customer: *Walks right up to me and ignores my greeting.* "I want the Wii for $99.99!" Me: *Internal groan.* "There's more detail to th...
Mar 24, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Solid Comeback Read A Solid Comeback Me: "Can I get that bottle for you? You got pretty muddy feet, and I just cleaned the floor." Guy: "That's what mops are for." He stomps his feet and leaves. Read A Solid Come...
Mar 24, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Customer, Meat Your Match Read Customer, Meat Your Match Customer: "You said I could pick any meat as a replacement!" Me: "Yes, sir, but just one. You're replacing one meat item for one meat item." Customer: "You didn’t say...
Mar 24, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Instead Of Picking Up Conversations, Pick Up The Pace! Read Instead Of Picking Up Conversations, Pick Up The Pace! I was standing in line at a sandwich chain store on our college campus. The girl making the sandwiches (a fellow college student) was slo...
Mar 24, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Saying Pasta La Vista To Menu Substitutions Read Saying Pasta La Vista To Menu Substitutions Our Italian restaurant owner retired and passed on ownership to his son. He had a very different management style when it came to certain customers,...
Mar 24, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com When Not Always Working Meets Not Always Related Read When Not Always Working Meets Not Always Related Whenever I was sick and had to stay home from school, Dad would work from home, and every single time, Uncle Boss would make sure to take a min...
