Sep 04, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com VIP: Very Inconvenienced Person Read VIP: Very Inconvenienced Person Customer: *Handing over a bank card.* "I want to withdraw $1,000." Me: "Can I see some ID, please?" Customer: "I'm a VIP member of the bank; don't you know who ...
Sep 04, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Very Personal Data Protection Read Very Personal Data Protection German Colleague: "So then we access the sodomised data via—" Meeting Chair: "—Pseudonymised data." German Colleague: "Yes, that is what I said." Read Very Person...
Sep 04, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Check Out This Guy Read Check Out This Guy Guest: "You charged me for a two-week stay when he only stayed at your hotel for two days!" Me: "Do you remember who you spoke to at checkout?" Guest: "No one!" Me: "You did...
Sep 04, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Managers Expect You To Go The Extra Mile(s) Read Managers Expect You To Go The Extra Mile(s) Coworker: "That can’t be right. You go to Ohio every month. Why would New York be almost five hours of driving when Ohio is only thirty to thirty-fi...
Sep 04, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com App To No Good Read App To No Good Customer: "My iPhone is broken! It doesn't have WhatsApp!" Me: "I'll be happy to help you, but please take a number and—" Customer: "—I need WhatsApp to talk to my sons! Fix it,...
Sep 04, 2026 from Thejesh GN Weekly Notes 36/2026 It’s been a good week and a busy one too. I have started contributing to Pucar as a technologist. I will blog more once I settle down. It’s been a busy week, and it looks like September is going to...
Sep 04, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Disc Jockeying For Position Read Disc Jockeying For Position So I grab my notepad and my pen, take a deep breath, and proceed down the hall towards his office. At this point, I'm replaying everything I've learned so far in my...
Sep 04, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Roman Holiday, The American Way Read Roman Holiday, The American Way A tourist family walks into the restaurant. I greet them, give them some menus, and one of them sighs heavily. Customer: "Pizza and pasta? Again?" Me: "Madam, y...
Sep 04, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Snow Much For Stocking Up Read Snow Much For Stocking Up A snowstorm was being forecasted in our area that would extend to the next day. The store manager had informed everyone on the night shift that if it is less than an ...
Sep 04, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Open To Interpretation Read Open To Interpretation I got about twenty feet into the store and was looking at a painting when I was suddenly startled by a loud, "UM, MA'AM?" from the register. Me: "...Yes?" Customer: "You...
Sep 04, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Your Ex Is Trash Read Your Ex Is Trash Husband: "That's Bob, my sister's ex. The one that broke her laptop after she caught him cheating." Read Your Ex Is Trash
Sep 04, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com You Only Have A Half Fizzbin Read You Only Have A Half Fizzbin Customer: "This light came on!" She pointed to the check engine light with concern in her voice. Me: "Yes. That's the check engine light..." Customer: *Interruptin...
Sep 04, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Highway To The Danger Zone Read A Highway To The Danger Zone He TAKES OUT HIS PHONE, OPENS THE BROWSER, AND STARTS GOOGLING! The car, naturally, swerves all over the highway. Luckily, there's not much traffic. Me: "MY CHILD ...
Sep 04, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Hopefully He Has Good Data Recovery Read Hopefully He Has Good Data Recovery Friend #1: "I heard LeVar Burton once put his cellphone in the microwave because it got wet." Me: "I don't believe you." Friend #1: "It's true! His daughter...
Sep 04, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Gas What The Real Problem Was Read Gas What The Real Problem Was The tech showed up and soon confirmed a small gas leak near the furnace. He was more concerned about the larger carbon monoxide leak that was coming from the same...
Sep 04, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read Some people have never been told no, and it shows! I drive a minibus for an after school daycare. I was on my route, on a two lane divided highway, in the lane closest to the middle. There was...
Sep 04, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Pretty Problematic Read Pretty Problematic I'm a gymnastics coach, and sometimes I like to be melodramatic to make my students laugh. Some of them like to match my energy. I had the following interaction with a nine-...
Sep 04, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Putting The ‘Gone’ In Doggone It Read Putting The ‘Gone’ In Doggone It I’m in the waiting room of a vet with my cat, waiting to be called back into an exam room. While playing on my phone, the conversation from the desk is getting...
Sep 04, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read Today in stupid customer tricks: This belongs in the Retail Trauma Hall of Fame, right next to “I microwaved my loyalty card and now it won’t scan.” My friend Lisa works retail on the West Coa...
Sep 04, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I’m at the beach and I overhear this: woman: I cannot BELIEVE they wouldn’t let me bring my turtle to the restaurant! Read
